Four hundred and twentieth chapters three small competition (three)(1/2)
Cao Chong didn't object to saying that he was a child prodigy, but Cao Chong felt uncomfortable when he used despicable means to deceive himself by fooling him.
To put it in a classic sentence: You can insult my personality, but you cannot insult my IQ.
Yuan Mai showed a look of satisfaction on his face, nodding and saying, "It's great, Cao Chong, you can hear the profound mystery in my words. Just for this point, you can be regarded as the name of a child prodigy! You can do it twice!"
When Cao Chong heard this, his face turned a little dark.
"Mr. Yuan Si, in your heart, how stupid is I, a child prodigy?"
Yuan Mai smiled and suddenly raised his hand and said, "Stop talking nonsense, Cao Chong, I will ask today, do you dare to compete with me!"
Although Cao Chong was smart, he was just a teenager after all, and he was a teenager. Seeing Yuan Mai so clamor, he naturally didn't expect to be at a disadvantage.
Is it a child prodigy? Anyone can call it? Yuan Mai doesn’t know how high the world is, and he needs guidance!
Cao Chong immediately asked, "I dare to ask Mr. Yuan, you said the competition, how can we compare?"
When the generals from both sides heard this, they couldn't help but sigh in their hearts.
As expected, they are still a group of children. No matter how smart they are, they are still young. They left the emperor's guard of honor aside in less than a few words and started playing on their own. This clearly means that they forgot what they are doing!
Yuan Maike didn't care about that. He stretched out his index finger with his right hand and pointed Deng Ai, saying, "Look at this guy? His name is Deng Ai, he is a stuttering with a simple personality. He never cheats. He is the most trustworthy. Today, let him give us questions to the school in front of the two armies to verify who is qualified to be a child prodigy. As for the soldiers on both sides, it can be proved. If you lose in the future, you can pass it out, so that they can prove that this young master has not bullied you, how about it?"
Upon hearing this, Cao Chong slowly swept his eyes to Deng Ai beside Yuan Mai.
Deng Ai was so scared that he was trembling all over. He stutteredly raised his hand and pointed at his nose and said, "I, I, am I making a question?"
Yuan Mai nodded and said, "That's right, you're asking questions!"
After saying that, he turned his head and asked Cao Chong, "Cao Chong. Do you dare?"
If it were someone else, he would definitely think that Yuan Mai asked Deng Ai to make a question, and there would be suspicion of cheating in advance, and he would be obviously a thug. However, Cao Chong was accused of being a child prodigy, and the two big cloves of garlic on Yuan Mai and Deng Ai were not in his eyes at this moment.
How great can a playboy or a stutter? It doesn’t matter if you don’t cheat.
But in fact, Yuan Mai suddenly came up with something he thought of at the last minute, and he was unprepared in advance and he really didn't cheat.
Cao Chong thought for a while and waved his hand and said, "Since that's the case, please ask this slap brother to give a question, astronomy, geography, poetry, songs and essays. Cao said that."
Deng Ai was so scared that he shivered and said, "Really - really, let me do it?"
Yuan Mai said helplessly: "There is no way, look at these individuals on both sides. They are either martial artists or reckless men. They are very skilled in killing people, just like eating beans. Isn't it equivalent to asking them to ask questions to ask them to ask them to make questions? Come on! Brother, you are the only one! This is also an opportunity that cannot be distinguished for a thousand years. You are blessed to witness the birth of a new prodigy for the Han Dynasty. "
Deng Ai looked left and right, thinking to himself that there were all kinds of big and thick men in front of the two armies. Those who could give these two kids questions were counted over and over again, but he was the only one who could ask for them.
Deng Ai hesitated for a moment, then took a horse out, first looked at Yuan Mai, and then said to Cao Chong far away: "Deng, Deng Ai, is young and virtuous, I am not sure, and I will not give any questions in the school. But I remember that when I was a child, I heard my uncle Yuan Shang talk about a few small and small interesting questions, and today I will take them out to show off my ugly test, take the exam, and take the exam. I hope I will forgive you for your rudeness, and I will forgive you."
Cao Chong had nothing, but Yuan Mai's heart couldn't help but skip a beat.
What an interesting question that Yuan Shang talked about? Why does this matter sound so unreliable?
But now, people were chosen by themselves in front of the two armies. Yuan Mai had no choice but to regret it, so he could only let Deng Ai ask there.
Deng Ai coughed, but in a blink of an eye he didn't stutter, and he spoke as smoothly as he spoke.
"Please listen to the question. If there is a carriage, the eldest one is driving the carriage. The second one catches up with the carriage and the third one follows him on the ground. Who will this carriage belong to?"
After this question was mentioned, not only Cao Chong and Yuan Mai, but also the generals from both sides were stunned when they heard this.
Yuan Mai blinked his eyes and looked at Deng Ai and said, "This is a problem?"
Deng Ai changed his usual style, turned his head and glared at Yuan Mai, put on the airs of an examiner, and said, "Stop talking nonsense! Answer the questions quickly! Otherwise, you will be disrupting the atmosphere of the exam room and you will be abstaining from it!"
Yuan Mai: “…………”
Cao Chong touched his chin, thought for a while, and analyzed: "The eldest is the coachman, the third is a pawn, and only the second child is sitting on the carriage. His status is no more noble than that of others. This car must be the second child."
Yuan Mai snorted: "How can the question my third brother ask so easily? As the saying goes, it is true, and it is false. I guess the carriage is the third brother walking beside the carriage!"
Deng Ai turned his head and said, "What's the reason?"
"No reason! Concubine!"
Deng Ai showed a hint of helplessness and said, "Actually, it is normal for you to guess. When Uncle Yuan told me this question, I didn't think about it. The answer is: The car is if."
As soon as these words were said, Cao Chong and Yuan Mai's faces suddenly turned dark.
All the soldiers on both sides coughed hard, and their faces were all red with embarrassment.
What kind of child prodigy is considered to be a child prodigy?
After a little while, Cao Chong coughed awkwardly and said with a smile: "So that's it. It's such a way to take out words out of context, and the topic of flower people's ears, understand it! I've found the trick!"
Yuan Mai also nodded and said, "That's right, I've found the trick, Deng Ai, you can do another one!"
Deng Ai looked at the two of them carefully and said, "Then let's change a chain of questions. Outside the Southern Barbarians of Yizhou or Jiaozhou, there is a giant thing with a height of more than meter, physical fitness, large ears and long noses. His appearance is so big that he is unparalleled in the world... This thing is..."
Yuan Mai was happy and said, "I know, I have read this thing in a book, called Elephant!"
Deng Ai nodded and continued, "Suppose there is an elephant in front of us now. Now I want to know his weight, how to measure it?"
Yuan Mai was happy and replied again: "Simple, take a big scale. Put the elephant on it, weigh it and measure it, won't you know?"
Deng Ai sighed deeply and looked at Yuan Mai with a strange look, as if he was very catching a chicken for this good partner's IQ.
"How huge is it that an elephant can be compared to a few horses? Where can I find such a big scale? Just have it, who can hold it up? Fourth Master, please walk around before speaking, can you do it?"
Cao Chong thought for a while and said slowly: "That's it. Prepare a big boat on the water, load the elephant on the big boat, carve its water marks on the boat, and then place the stone on the boat. When the thread is engraved, take it and count the weight of the stone, and then you can get the weight."
After Cao Chong finished speaking, the soldiers from the Cao family immediately shouted loudly and applauded.
Deng Ai cleared his throat and said, "Don't be busy applauding, there is still something else! I'll ask again now. If you use the method of measuring elephants that Master Cao Chong came up with, but you still can't weigh the elephant, why is this?"
Cao Chong and Yuan Mai were stunned.
Cao Chong's face was deep, he thought about it for a long time, and sighed helplessly: "There is no omission in this method. It should be done according to the principle? How could it not be called? I can't imagine... why?"
Deng Ai took a deep breath.
"Because the elephants refused to get on board."
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Deng Ai made the question, Yuan Mai and Cao Chong were guessing there, and although Xu Shu and others were waiting for it, they could still listen from afar. When they heard the questions and answers that Deng Ai said clearly, Xu Shu couldn't help but laugh.
What a boring person, can you come up with such a cheesy and disgusting problem? It's too much to deal with!
I heard what the guy who asked the question said just now that these things came from the mouth of Yuan Shang, the lord of Hebei.
In this case, what a dirty and tricky person Yuan Shangde is? Such an idle person can also take the position of leading the world's number one prince...
God is blind!
Just as he was thinking about it, the warrior who had just been sent out by Xu Shu led a civil servant to come over. When the civil servant saw Xu Shu, he hurriedly bowed his hand and said, "I have met General Right at the Xia Zubi."
Xu Shu glanced at him gently and said, "Are you Fu Baolang Zubi?"
Zu Bi bowed and said, "That's right here."
Xu Shu leaned down from his horse and whispered: "Zu Bi, I ask you, have you ever brought the treasure of your God-based duty with you?"
Zu Bi looked upright and said proudly: "The general asked this question, "I am the one who is a good fortune in the lower official position, and he is in charge of the country's important weapons! If you regard it as life, you must be carried with you! Protect each other with your life!"
Xu Shu nodded and said, "Where is the thing? Take it out and show it to me?"
Zu Bi hurriedly took out a box from his close-fitting official uniform, gently lifted the lid, and asked Xu Shu to see what was inside.
Xu Shu looked at him for a long time and nodded in praise: "It is indeed a national weapon. It is indeed extraordinary. You can tell at a glance that it is a god-given treasure. Although my Middle Earth is vast, I am afraid there is still nothing to compare with... Zu Bi, can you ride a horse?"
Zu Bi was stunned when he heard this, shook his head and said, "I have had windy legs since I was a child. I can't ride a horse, so I can only ride a car."
Xu Shu was happy when he heard this, and a slightly sinister smile suddenly flashed on his face, which only trembled Zu Bi's whole body, not knowing what to do.
"I can't ride a horse? That's great! Zu Bi, now is an important moment for the country to survive. If Your Majesty wants to arrive in Luoyang safely, he will have to make some sacrifices. According to what Xu sees at the moment, the only ones that can be sacrificed are you and the treasure in your arms..."
Zu Bi's expression suddenly changed: "General, what do you mean?"
But when Xu Shu didn't answer him, he ordered a guard beside him: "Come on, please ask Master Fu Baolangzu to get on the horse!"
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At this moment, Yuan Mai and Cao Chong were still competing for the name of the prodigy. The problem was that the question Deng Ai mentioned was really too much... So, after answering for a long time, they didn't even answer a single question seriously.
All the soldiers and soldiers from both sides shook their heads, feeling very embarrassed.
Although these questions are a bit disgusting, it is too terrible to answer one! Is it still competing for a prodigy for IQ? How do you think about it!
Deng Ai's voice was still ringing in the audience. It was strange. When this occasion came, Deng Ai not only did not stutter, but his words became more and more quicker!
"The next question says there is a fat man who suddenly fell off the horse and died. What did he become?"
Cao Chong's face turned black and he gritted his teeth and said, "A fat man is a fat man, what else can he become?"
Yuan Mai simply stopped talking.
Deng Ai glanced at the two of them carefully and said in a low voice: "I have become... a fat man."
Cao Chong and Yuan Mai almost vomited blood in anger.
Cao Chong raised his hand and pointed at Deng Ai, roaring, "That little guy, little stutter! What do you mean? Ah? What problem is there to solve! Is it a deliberate disgusting people? Is there anyone who takes the exam like you? Ah? Who are you playing with?"
But when Yuan Mai waved his sleeves, he said angrily: "What is the problem to solve? There is no reliable thing. If you take it out and fool you, can you spread it? Isn't this equivalent to slapping me in the face?"
Deng Ai spread his hands and stuttered helplessly: "I, I, I, I-I said I can't come out, but you just let me go out! What should I do now? Whose child prodigy is?"
To be continued...