Chapter 37 Three Ups and Three Downs
Yuan Shang was stunned when he heard this and said in surprise: "What's the situation? Which bastard can't tolerate you?"
"You bastard can't tolerate me anymore!"
Deng County Zaizi gave up, obviously no longer the compromised appearance, and he was quite ambitious to die.
Yuan Shang blinked his eyes, looked at Deng County Zai in surprise, and bowed: "Where is this? I hope to hear it carefully."
The Deng County Jail stared at Yuan Shang for a while, and suddenly raised his hand and hit the wooden stake supporting the tent. A pair of small eyes as big as beans rolled out countless tears. No matter how hard he could not hold it, he cried so hard that he was so sad that he was so sad that he was so sad that he was so sad that he felt pity for him.
He raised his hand and pointed at Yuan Shang. The county priest Deng raised his head and cried out in tears: "Why are you so stingy? Isn't it just that you have seen through your identity? What a big deal? You have to kill me. Being talented is not a sin! Studying in autumn and winter, dabbling in spring and summer, how much effort it took me to get out of the county priest, it's easy for me! You bastard, you slaughter me! You jealous of the virtuous and capable people, you will be punished!"
Yuan Shang looked at Deng County Zai in amazement, unable to believe it and said, "What? Who said I want to kill you?"
"Is this someone still necessary?" Deng County Jail's face cried like a flower-faced cat, and he had an old habit. He stood up and said wisely: "With my talent, you would have come to kill me today! Now the general Cao Ren is guarding Wancheng and the county in the south of Yanyu border. It is a big concern for you Liu Xuande of Runan. However, with your troops, you will definitely not dare to attack the city. Only by trying to lure Cao Ren out to fight the decisive battle will you have the hope of victory! Now that you have broken through the small Nandun County, you may not be angry at him, but if you send the head of my county juggernaut to humiliate him, it is undoubtedly equivalent to slapping him loudly. At that time, Cao Ren will definitely be furious. If you don't calm down and send troops to Runan, you can take the opportunity to set up an ambush and destroy it in one fell swoop! What this county is right!"
Yuan Shang looked at Deng County Zai in amazement, not knowing what to say.
Not only can this guy show off his face, but he has a lot of imagination, right? If he were born in later generations, the imagination scientist Hawking would have to stand aside.
After saying that, the Deng County Priest straightened his chest and looked at Yuan Shang like he was home. The wife of Mrs. Deng, who was behind him, was holding their children less than two or three years old, and looked at Yuan Shang tremblingly with fear on his face.
Just looking at each other quietly......
"Actually..." Yuan Shang came to his senses and said a little embarrassedly: "Actually, I came here today to tell you that our army is about to leave Nandun County immediately. Because you have been killed by me on the surface, it is not appropriate for you to stay here. I plan to take you with you."
The tent suddenly fell into silence.
After a while, a glimmer of dawn appeared on the face of Deng County Jail crying. Looking at Yuan Shang with hope, Deng County Jail said in disbelief: "You... aren't you here to kill me? Isn't you really not kill me?"
Yuan Shang smiled and nodded, then suddenly frowned, touched his chin and pondered: "But what you said just now makes sense, reminding me that Cao Ren's troops in Wancheng is like a thorn in his throat. If he does not design and break it, it will sooner or later become a major concern for Liu Yuzhou! So now I have decided temporarily to use your strategy instead, and use your head to anger Cao Ren and let him send troops!"
Deng County Zai and his wife were stunned when they heard this.
After saying that, Yuan Shang bowed to the Deng County Prison and said seriously: "The county prison has offered his own plans to eliminate the enemy thieves for the Han Dynasty. It is really a noble righteousness. After supporting the Central Plains and saving Your Majesty, the Han Dynasty will have a strong contribution to restoring the country... Come on, take Deng County Prison out and behead him! Remember, the movements must be gentle! Then send your head to Cao Ren in Wancheng and let him see. Under his jurisdiction, we will kill the county magistrate at will, let him know how useless he is, and humiliate him well."
Deng County Zai's eyes suddenly surged like a fountain. He knelt down on Yuan Shang's retreat with a "splash" and shouted, "General, I... I... I'm wrong!"
"What's wrong with the county priest offering this good plan for the Han Dynasty? I will definitely understand your affairs after you, so don't worry... I will report to Liu Yuzhou and ask the emperor to report that Your Majesty will posthumously give you a marquis... I don't know what marquis the county priest wants to be? How about the smart monkey?"
Mrs. Deng behind Deng County Zai could not bear it anymore. She wiped her tears and stood up and pointed at Deng County Zai and cried and cursed: "It's over? It's over! When I was in Jiyang, I said that you couldn't be the county priest with this broken mouth. You had to spend money to buy this official. Now that the official has been snatched up, you are just dead like that! I'm still a marquis? What a marquis! Ai'er has lost his father this year. How can we orphans and widows gain a foothold in the Deng clan in the future!? You say! You say!"
Deng County Zai also hugged his head and cried, "What can I do? I originally said to him with the determination to kill myself, but who knew that he didn't really want to kill me! Who would I go to reason with?"
The couple cried loudly while blaming each other. For a while, the entire camp cried continuously, and cried endlessly, and cursed endlessly.
The Deng family was fighting verbally, while Yuan Shang stared blankly at the doll in Mrs. Deng's hand that had not yet grown up, and his mouth grew up and could not speak for a long time.
Ai'er, Ai'er?
Deng Chang, the priest of Deng County, is surnamed Deng... Well, he once reported himself to his family, and is from Jiyang, Yiyang... Jiyang should have another nickname, that is Xinye.
Xinye Deng Ai!?
Yuan Shang's heart couldn't help but tighten.
He hurriedly patted Dengxianzai's shoulder, and Yuan Shang asked, "Hey, hey, wait a moment, don't shout, I have something to ask you, the matter is serious!"
Deng County Jail shed tears, shook his shoulders, and cried, "Don't bother me! I didn't see my explanation of my funeral!"
"Okay, okay, I'm teasing you! If you really want to kill you, you'll have become eight petals and you can still be heartbroken here." Yuan Shang smiled and shook his head. Although his name and origin were quite coincidental, Yuan Shang was very suspicious. Just like the idiot in front of him, he could have a famous future without a reputation? This is a bit nonsense.
When Deng County Zai was stunned when he heard this, he said with tears in his eyes: "General, do you want to kill or not? Can you give me a correct statement? The county is in poor health and I really can't stand the stimulation!"
It is no wonder that in less than two cups of tea, Dengxian Zai had three ups and downs, and died, and fell from heaven to hell, and was kicked back to heaven from hell.
Yuan Shang smiled and said, "How is it? Are the ups and downs of life too fast and too exciting?"
Chapter completed!