. "Oh, you big stupid bear is the deputy commander of the army! Not bad, it's good to be a beast. You don't have to wear clothes when you go out, you don't have to wipe your shit, and you don't have to pay a service fee to push down the mother bear. How comfortable it is to live a beastly life."

"Aoah!"

"Huh? I can't even speak humans anymore. It's very beastly style! Hey, hey, don't kick me down. It's just broken and it's not repaired yet! It's still your responsibility, you beast, why can't you even have a soft landing, and it hit the basement... You still kicked! It seems that I'm teaching you a lesson... Oh no, I've been in the anti-magic array for too long, and I haven't even prepared a spell... Help! Who will save me! This beast is going to eat people!"

Can a lich who has been dead for thousands of years be considered a human being? It seems a bit far-fetched. And if you eat such expired meat products, you may have diarrhea.

...

"I said why is this name quite familiar? It turns out to be Ozawana. I haven't seen you for a few years, and you have become the chairman. That's great!"

"This... Mr. Great Arcane, have we met before? And, who are you?"

"Hey, don't know me anymore? I've never seen me before? It's really hurtful. I still have many photos of you here. Everyone comes to see how attractive Ozawa Na's love looks, and I can't bear to put it in the book to publish it. This photo was taken on Queen Eraszhuo's bed, this photo was taken on Pope Ailu, and this photo was taken at General Drizzt's house. The other three people on the bed are..."

"Pan!" A loud slap sounded.

"Ozena, why are you so violent? Oh my God! Where did you find the mace? Don't come over. I want to sue you for being rude, abuse the elderly, and despise the elders of the Empire..."

"Old thief, die!"

...

"Oh, it's Little Al. So you have been to the New World to promote fake business in the past few years. No wonder you can't find you. The cardboard fake yacht you made for me last time was really good, which made the impotence man Ilminster very difficult... What, because of this, you were forced to escape to the New World? The impotence man is so irritable... Ah, ask me if you want compensation? You should ask the impotence man, right... OK. OK, don't expose it to the impotence man, but I don't have a dime now!"

"Then use the gems on your clothes to compensate me! Although the color and luster of those pieces are a bit bad, they look like fakes at first glance, but they are worth a little bit. Get it for me!"

"Hey, don't just pull it, it's going to be broken. This is 3,000 Gu Xun. I'll give you a ignorant little devil... If you have to compensate for something, how about you give a deformed beauty for your flat breast? Let me touch it first, well, the skin is good, you should be able to make a cup or two bigger, but ** doesn't seem to have much meat..."

"You pedophilic ringworm! I want to remove all the gems and pearls on you."

...

"Long time no see, Tanice, are you still dreaming of pushing down the goddess all day long? I was shocked when I photographed you doing that in front of the statue of Elise. Wait. What does it mean to take out the whip? Ah, why did you even pull out the sword? Do you want to kill someone to silence me?"

“…I’m going to make you into grilled octopus balls!”

...

In the garden where the plants and trees have not yet recovered, a large group of people held various weapons in their hands. They chased a human-shaped octopus with feet and ran around, expressing a "warm welcome" to Owo's arrival in their own way, and from time to time they cut several knifes on the great arcane who temporarily lost the ability to use magic.

Owo's invincible stinky mouth is indeed well-known. In the shortest time, he offended all the top figures of the Mainland Conference, and by the way he brought himself to the point where he was about to turn into a grilled octopus ball.

Faced with the chaos not far away, Feili could only stand aside and smile helplessly. His situation was no better than the tentacle monster lich, because Renee was staring at him with a fierce look. She grabbed his wrists with one hand and pulled his cheeks red with the other.

"Say! Why did you bring that old pervert! Say it quickly!"

"This... Renee, can you let go of your hand first? It hurts!"

"Okay, tell me!" Renee moved her hand away from Feli's face, but she still controlled her wrists tightly and refused to let go. "Give me an explanation right away! Why did you bring back this disgusting big octopus?"

"Isn't my legion very short of magicians?" Feili quickly explained the reason, "Although Owo has a strange temper, his title of great arcane is definitely true.

In combat, he has lived for thousands of years and has always had more experience than us rookies, so he is very useful to our next battle! If he hadn't been in such a poor situation now, my mere colonel would not have recruited him!"

"He has a good title of a great arcane, and I admit it with rich experience, but looking at his performance in the past two years, aren't you afraid that he will do this again? What if he touches our women's bathroom or bathroom to take photos, who can control him then? You are naturally not worth worrying about being a man. But we women can't even take a shower.

"It's okay. When he was exiled to the Arctic to see the weather station, the government put a demon-forbidden collar on him, so his current personal strength is equivalent to a maximum of 4 mages. As long as he doesn't give him a chance to get close, Mr. Winnie and I will deal with it."

"Only 4 magic? Then what else do you have to do? The money you spend on offering him is much more expensive than offering to ordinary 8 magicians.

"The problem is that he is actually a great arcane! Even if his magical ability is limited, it does not mean that his experience and mind have been lowered to the level of 8 magicians. Didn't the goddess of strategy teach you to look at the problem rationally?" Feili used a look of regret to enlighten his girlfriend. "Owo can escape from the disaster of the collapse of the First Empire. And live safely to the present is enough to prove his ability. Although he offended countless people because of his absurd behavior, no one can do anything to him. If we can have half of Owo's ability to save lives, the risk of this expedition can be reduced a lot. Compared with saving his life on the battlefield, what is the small matter of making him do with a sneak shot or a **?"

Renee's mouth slammed, as if she wanted to say, "How can the dead octopus be treated rationally?", but she still didn't say it. She cleared her thoughts and said the next question she was worried about, "It would be nothing if it was just a secret photo or a **. Anyway, the priests of Elisetra were not ashamed to walk around naked all day long. But the things that Owo did this dead octopus were more than that. Even if his magical ability was limited now, he could not abduct girls everywhere. But what if he absent from work to the brothel every day and asked you to pay the bill?"

"No, he doesn't have the capital now!" Feili looked back at Owo, who was still being chased and chopped in the distance, then leaned against Renee's ear and whispered, "Don't tell anyone else. When he dragged him out of the ice, the thing in his pants accidentally shot me away. So he just wanted to play with women, and there was no thing available now. You can rest assured about it."

"It would be strange if I'm relieved!" Renee pointed her forehead with annoyedly, "You are so stupid. The dead octopus Owo has so many tentacles, what's the matter if there is a particularly short one? And for a lich who is already dead, what's the difference between that thing and tentacle?"

"...I've neglected this. How about I let Chairman Zena give all the brothels a notice and let them not receive a fat lich with tentacles all over the body."

"Do you think this will be useful?" Renee gave him a blank look, "Treat and analyze the problem rationally! Let's not talk about whether such an order can be passed or not. Even if such an order is really issued, if the brothels learn from the advanced experience of their peers, and take Owo's white slips to the government to make trouble, should we give money or not?"

“…”

"Also, how do you agree to solve the problem of the Black Dragon and Floating City? The dragon's words are easy to deal with. Sherlock Holmes was lying in the barracks, and it's no pity to give it to this dead octopus. But what should I do if I change my place to deal with him?"

"Don't you worry about this. Don't we still have the office room of Grayburg?"

"Use that big iron box to rebuild a floating city? Are you crazy? Let's not talk about where you set up a magic construction team, even if the cost of building a floating city is not something we can afford now."

"Don't worry, as long as you know how to use your brain, a mere floating city is just a little bit of a matter of money. I've done everything right now. You'll be relieved and we'll visit together later." Feili patted her chest confidently.
Chapter completed!