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27. Anecdote from the Friendship Group

The afterglow of the setting sun shines through the dense forests on the towering black rock walls of the Shanghai Governor's Mansion, and a stern cold light appears.

Lieutenant General Daniel walked out of the fine iron casting gate in a daze, looked back at the small balcony on the third floor of the Governor's Mansion, and could still vaguely recognize the new boss, Governor Heiri, the figure of this unique tauren lich in the world, sitting behind the desk. He looked down at the gold-burned appointment in his hand, touched the gray linen Naserel Imperial military uniform on his body, and couldn't help but sigh.

The negotiations on repayment of the 32 million taels of silver loan between the consulate in the Concession and the Xianglong Empire's court completely broke down. After the envoys of the Neiler Empire's entry into Beijing were brutally expelled, the situation around the Shanghai Concession gradually began to become tense.

Since the end of last month, xenophobic actions have eliminating foreign businesses and burning foreign goods have erupted in cities in the south of the Yangtze River. The expatriate sales points of several import and export traders have suffered varying degrees of losses and have to temporarily shrink their commercial outlets back to the concession. From then on, they have only conducted large-scale wholesale business operations, allowing local small merchants to go out for retail sales to avoid the impact of the xenophobic trend.

Even the missionaries sent to other places to work in the temple were beaten and expelled, and were forced to retreat to the concession with several believers.

In this fierce wave of xenophobia, a series of underground anti-government organizations that were originally collectively called the "Demon Cult" by the court were quite active and vaguely received official defaults and even support - it was obvious that this was the Xianglong Empire's court's retaliation for the breakdown of the negotiations.

Although it was a bit inferior, this was indeed an effective way to force the Naserel Empire to lower the conditions and reopen loan negotiations, and not to completely tear the face. At least the other party did not directly send troops to attack, and there was still room for mediation.

However, as far as the Shanghai Concession itself is concerned, the situation is basically stable - after all, this xenophobic movement is not the first time, but has erupted several times since the establishment of the Concession. As long as the official directly sent troops to attack, it will not cause serious panic to the expatriates in the concession - people who can travel across the ocean to the Far East to break into the world are usually not cowards.

In addition, more than 2,000 soldiers, hundreds of magicians, more than a dozen gunboats and a series of strong fortresses stationed in the concession are not decorations.

However, the stagnation of trade and economic depression caused by the xenophobic movement have indeed dealt a heavy blow to the Shanghai Concession, which has imported and exported commerce as its lifeline. Therefore, the concession authorities have been conducting internal consultations with the Ministry of Foreign Affairs’ debt collection envoy, discussing whether they can reach a compromise with the Xianglong Empire court at a lower cost on the basis of modifying some secondary conditions and ending the storm as soon as possible.

However, diplomatic negotiations must be based on strength. Although the existing troops in the concession are sufficient to defend, it is somewhat insufficient to take the initiative to attack and demonstrate. Therefore, in order to enrich the reserve personnel just in case, the Governor's Office has formulated a plan to train militias.

Among them, the humans and other races of the Naserel Empire were easy to deal with, and instructors could be directly drawn from the garrison. But the elves in the Pudong Forest were a little difficult to deal with - the tactical training specifications of the human army were often not very suitable for the physical and skills of the elves. In addition, human officers who were only a few decades old at most were difficult to gain the convincing of hundreds of elves at all ages. Although these elves were soldiers, most of them had been out of power for more than 20 years, and had long been a little unfamiliar with combat and tactics. The original ranks were very low, at most they were lieutenants or non-commissioned officers, and they could not pick up enough leaders to convince the public.

Just when everyone was deeply worried, Thiefenzi stood up and recommended Daniel, the famous Golden Elf royal general who had "noble blood, noble status, and rich war experience".

The governor of the Black Sun Lich was overjoyed when he saw his resume. With Thiezuko's pouting of her chest, the matter was quickly settled.

But the problem is that this appointment did not rush to Daniel in advance, so the Lieutenant General of the Golden Elf was a little distressed for a moment.

"...Brother Tuoquanzi... You really found me a good damn job."

He turned his head with a melancholy face, looked at Thiezuko, who recommended him as the training director of the Elf Militia, and said with a complicated expression, "...Not to mention that as an elf general but serving the Naseril Empire, I am afraid I will never be able to explain to the Queen in my life... The Black Sun Lich Governor only gave me ten days to recruit 400 strong men from the elves, and quickly trained into an army, and then led the team to enter actual combat - where is it too late?"

"...It's okay, isn't it just a bunch of ordinary thugs who were bewitched by the Demon Cult and attacked the expatriates and causing trouble outside the concession. As long as you show your sword and gun to scare them twice, you will definitely disperse... Besides, I will ride the slow bear to help you."

The macho Taoist priest with copper and iron bones waved his fist as he was smiling and persuaded, "... What's more, isn't this the best way to integrate into this land as soon as possible and gain a foothold? There is an old saying in the country of China: A real man should not have the authority for a day. This time, you can get an official position to lead troops as a talisman. It is much better than being bullied everywhere as a foreigner without background."

Hearing these reasonable remarks, Lieutenant General Daniel had to lower his head and sigh again.

It is absolutely impossible for Daniel to be at ease with the gay and macho Taoist priest who rides a bear. According to his experience, generally speaking, homosexuals, especially gay men, have extremely serious tendencies of confusion and violent attacks. Elf men with slender bodies, smooth skin and handsome appearance are one of the most popular small-suffer races in the basic world.

When Lieutenant General Daniel fought in the Thirteen State of New Neserel, he had seen the elf male soldiers sold to a homosexual club (which was sold by Feili) who were sold. The fate of these poor people was really terrible. Even if they were lucky enough to not get fancy and will have to undergo long-term anorectal treatment and even more difficult mental counseling... After being released, their minds are often scarred than their anus.

Fortunately, the macho Taoist priest Tuoquanzi is a genius, but he does not like a slender and delicate young man, but prefers a muscle brother as strong as himself. What is even more rare is that he is extremely enthusiastic about his friends and is willing to help others - this is also the main reason why Lieutenant General Daniel, who is unfamiliar with the place, is willing to make friends with this alternative Taoist priest with all kinds of strange and lustful eyes of everyone around him.

——There is no way. If you want to make a name for yourself in a foreign land, it is absolutely impossible not to find a way to visit the pier.

However, when the Taoist Priest Thieves smiled and brought him to the door of a special member-based entertainment venue under the name of "celebrating the promotion", Lieutenant General Daniel finally felt a little overwhelmed.

This... what a tough and crazy place this is

The reinforced concrete building, as strong as a small bunker, was illuminated by strings of magic lamps under the night sky as bright as daytime. The two bronze statues of a large, nude muscle brother at the door, who were styling, were also illuminated to the point of being lit up.

And that huge couplet written in the six kingdoms makes people feel even more distressed when they read it:

The first couplet is: Breaking through the stone door and bright iron stick

The second couplet is: The chrysanthemum is clipped to break the steel bars

The horizontal banner is: powerful in the anus

——No need to look at the giant door sign with the words "Game Friends Group" written on it, he will know where this is.

Lieutenant General Daniel had the urge to curl up and hide in the corner of the wall, hugged his head and entered the state of "you can't see me".

"...This...Mr. Tuoquanzi, I don't have this preference, so it seems that it is not appropriate to come here..."

Looking at the groups of shirtless muscle brothers coming and going around, smelling the smell of sweat in the air and the pungent smell of cheap perfume and olive oil, the poor Lieutenant General of the Golden Elf couldn't help but tighten his anus, and his teeth turned his head to protest.

"...Haha, Daniel brothers, haven't even entered the gay group yet, why are you so nervous?"

The muscle Taoist priest Thomas Zi touched his iron wire-like beard on his chin, laughed happily on the bear's back, and raised his sleeve and pointed at a distance, "... Besides, I brought you here this time just to invite you to see the public concert outside. As for the inside of the gay group... If you are interested, you can go in and take a look. If you really don't like it, you will never force it..."

Following the direction that the Thunderquanzi reached out to indicate, Daniel saw a temporary stage standing in the wide square opposite the building, with colorful flags flying around, and bustling audiences below. Clusters of colorful lights projected, accompanied by the fast-paced rock music played by the band, flying back and forth among the crowd, making people's emotions become more and more excited.

"...I heard that the super singer Pink Jun appeared today. He has now become a forbidden body for the maintenance of the Black Sun Lich Governor. It is rare to be released to perform once." Thunderquanzi introduced excitedly, "...We are really lucky today..."

Daniel couldn't help but breathe a long sigh when he heard that he didn't have to enter the place that was terrible at first sight.

Then, he was dragged all the way to the front row of the audience by the muscle priest and sat down together in the seats that had been booked.

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After a while, a slim and petite figure turned out from the backstage under the audience's repeated calls. Under the shining spotlight, he held the microphone in one hand and gave everyone a cute thumbs up:

“…Good evening, everyone, today I will listen to my singing with great energy.”

The crowded audiences in the audience were filled with excitement.

“…Oh Oh, the pink king is mighty”

“…it’s always the highest”

"...I'll always be welcomed by my lord, come and send it."

"...Great Pink Neng Jun, please use your pink eyes to kill us cutely."

...

In this crazy and enthusiastic atmosphere, Lieutenant General Daniel frowned and narrowed his eyes, looked at the singer in the center of the stage, looked at the singer repeatedly for a while, and couldn't help but exclaim.

This singer who appeared on the stage is indeed as his name suggests, and he can only use the word "pink" to describe his perfection.

——Pink hair, pink jade fingers, pink skin, pink appearance, pink pink satin costumes, and even the voice is so pink, as if just by grabbing and pinching, water can seep from the fingers.

The long pink hair shawl was tied playfully into a cute ponytail. At first glance, she looked like an undeveloped neutral teenager, and of course she could also be said to be an undeveloped neutral girl... However, since she is on the territory of her friends, she thinks they should be all men.

——As a saying goes, gender, age, etc. are all over the world, and being beautiful and cute is the only standard...

The songs sung by this pink man are indeed full of the charm of gay friends:

"...Two tigers, two tigers, in love, both are male, both are male, they are really perverted, they are really perverted..."

Such a lyrics immediately brought a series of goosebumps on Lieutenant General Daniel's face.

——This guy is really a pink and tender feeling

However, even if a roe is cute on stage, this neutral beauty full of tenderness and childishness is actually quite pleasing to the eye, even for people with normal sexual orientation.

At least, compared to the next terrifying show that is comparable to a nightmare, Pink Jun’s song should be quite gentle...

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"...The first program of this evening party has come to an end successfully. Please applaud warmly and thank you for the wonderful performances brought to us by Fannenjun. Now, please invite the second performer of this evening party - Immortal Gregory"

After Fengnenjun slowly left the stage while blew a kiss, the host wiped the cold sweat from his forehead with his sleeve. After the report was over, he ran down the stage, as if a big tiger was chasing him behind his butt.

"...Oh~~Oh~~ Are there so many cute little sweethearts here to enjoy my immortal Gregory's singing voice?"

Then, a sound that sounded quite "naive and cute" slowly floated from the stage, dragging a long tail sound.

Daniel, who was sitting in the front row, looked up and was shocked to his mind and could not say a word.

——Muscles and muscles

At first glance, the overwhelming shiny muscles filled the Lieutenant General's eyes.

——Biceps, triceps, pectoralis major, deltoid, latissimus dorsi…

The muscles are even more conspicuous and eye-catching than human anatomical pictures, and the performer deliberately poses and squeezes out. Just a few glances from afar can make people feel numb. And the extremely impactful explosive voice, which is like a roaring beast, makes the air around the stage tremble.

Simply put, the one who appeared was a shirtless muscular man covered in olive oil and filled with a strong smell of sweat.

What’s even more disgusting is that although he was showing off his muscles with bare shirtless, his face was full of iron filigree-like beards, and his body was covered with various hideous tattoos, but he was wearing a set of women’s stockings and high heels decorated with white lace, pink lace sleeves on his arms, pink shell-shaped hairpins on his head, and a pink silk bow tied around his neck...

——This kind of disgusting appearance with a strong contrast can have a severe visual impact on any witness at the first time.

Daniel looked pale, stiff, trembling, and almost slipped away. But Tuoquanzi was so excited that his face turned red, and even his breathing became rapid. The gay beauty was indeed very different from ordinary people.

The most terrifying thing is that after showing off a circle of muscles on the stage, the "Immortal Gregory" actually noticed Daniel in the front row.

"...Oh? Today, a new member of the Elf tribe joined our party of love and justice?"

The muscular man suddenly jumped off the stage with a "plop" sound, jumped in front of Daniel, who was obviously scared, looked at it for a few seconds, then bent down and hugged him with his powerful arms.

For a moment, the sweaty muscles were tightly attached to the military uniform of Lieutenant General of the Golden Elf. At the same time, there was an extremely strong "male smell" coming to the nose. The elf with a sensitive sense of smell was so weak that it was almost fainted in the wet muscles full of sweat.

What's even more terrifying is that Gregory also looked at Daniel's handsome face with intoxicated eyes and slowly approached.

"...Wow, lovely newcomer, let me Gregory give you a welcome kiss full of love. Chiu----"

"……Well……"

Like a fish that was suddenly thrown onto the land, the poor Lieutenant General Daniel moved his limbs and struggled violently for a while, and finally could no longer bear such a terrible mental stimulation. He rolled his eyes and fainted.

And in the last few seconds when his consciousness was already in a hazy state, he could vaguely hear the other party's satisfied sigh.

"...Oh? Why did you faint? It must be because love is not enough, so let's add more to this kitten..."

Lieutenant General Daniel immediately and decisively cut off his consciousness.

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In short, after experiencing the most terrifying night in his life, poor Lieutenant General Daniel vomited for almost an hour while pursing his teeth for more than a hundred times before falling asleep, but he still felt his mouth full of nausea and fishy smell, so he couldn't sleep well all night long, and his mind was full of nightmares about muscles, sweat and stinking.

So the next morning, Lieutenant General Daniel had to take office with a pair of dark circles. After completing the appointment procedures, he immediately began to recruit elf militias, arrange training schedules, and receive military and ammunition.

In order to complete the task on schedule, he even refused the Black Sun Lich Governor took him, the new official, to go to Shanghai County to have a banquet for a flower wine, and get familiar with the invitation of local officials. On the one hand, Lieutenant General Daniel intends to use his busy and trivial training to dilute his memories of the terrible experience last night. On the other hand, it takes only ten days to organize the militia and complete all practical preparations. This time is indeed quite urgent, and it is really impossible to tolerate a slight delay or waste.

So, before noon on that day, four hundred elves militia were already standing on the training ground and listening to Daniel's lecture.
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