.201, the magical culinary on the battlefield

Two hundred and one, the magical culinary on the battlefield

To be honest, although hot spring eggs are famous, they are actually not very good.

Simply put, the so-called hot spring eggs are actually half-baked boiled eggs. The yolks inside are cooked, but the egg whites outside are still raw. When eating, beat the eggs on a small plate, add some soy sauce and stir slightly, and then you can eat rice or eat them directly... But to be honest, this thing does not taste as delicious as the legendary thing, which makes Feili feel a little disappointed.

However, compared with the "love dishes" that Renee, a female vampire, cooked in the past, such as stewed meat that is hard enough to cut glass, stinky Sansheng dipping sauce that can replace the vomiting agent, stewed tofu that is light enough to make people's taste buds numb, etc., these semi-coagulated hot spring eggs have made great progress, and are very worthy of recognition and encouragement - at least they can be eaten.

This made Feili very relieved, who had already been scared by "love cuisine", and her eyes were filled with joy when she looked at her girlfriend.

But in the next moment, this joyful touch turned into a thriller of the "unknown"...

"...Ah, my dear, is the hot spring egg finally adapting to your appetite? It seems that my hard work in the past few days has finally improved my cooking skills... Well, I happened to invent a very interesting new dish. I haven't started to make it yet. Do you want to come and have a look?"

Seeing that her boyfriend was finally willing to eat the "love dishes" she made, Renee naturally smiled like a flower. At this moment, she wore a short black silk kimono with off-shoulder black silk yarn embroidered with white chrysanthemum embroidery, which was both loose and thin, wrapping her concave and convex body tightly, outlining a beautiful curve of infinite charm. It was really a great summer fashion, and it could also vaguely show the style of a gangster girl... The only problem is that winter is now coming.

Fortunately, Renee is a vampire and has become a dead soul, so it is basically not a matter of keeping warm, and it is okay to run naked in the Arctic.

But similarly, the food made by vampires is also very unreliable for living people, and Feili has long had a deep understanding of this.

Therefore, in order to avoid his stomach and intestines being tortured again, he quickly put on his clothes, stood out from the hot spring, and went out to see what new things his girlfriend had made to make. Ms. Zena and Miss Mitsui Ryuki were soaked in hot water, so he also climbed out of the bathhouse and walked around, so that Leng Feng could wake up his mind.

Since it was in the open field, Renee's place to experiment with cooking skills was very simple. She used a few thick wooden sticks to build a straw shed, and there were big stones to set up a few pots of large sizes and small piles of firewood next to it, even a kitchen.

Feili walked to the stove with a thrill in her heart and looked at it. She was immediately frightened by the ingredients inside and sweated heavily on the spot, sweating violently, and sweating like rain.

——In the round pan, there was a cute cat girl Loli lying

The slender and petite cute body curled up into a small ball; the round face with a slightly baby fat still had traces of saliva; the soft and shiny silver hair and the messy and wrinkled white and red skirt were mixed together in disarray; the two fluffy cat ears were still moving from time to time. A long tail with a cracked front end was raised high on the edge of the pot, shaking slightly with the slight snoring...

Isn’t this the loli cat god I picked up from the ruins of Edo Castle a few days ago?

Hey, no matter how fashionable the dishes are, you can't use loli to cook

Loli has always been used for viewing and cuteness, not to be pushed down, nor to be edible... Even if you are a vampire who likes pure and pure girl blood, you just need to play erotic lily games with the stripped little loli while stumbled into her neck while stumbled. There is really no need to be so curious, just take the loli into the pot.

Even I, an alchemist, have never tried such a curious thing as taking a living person into a pot

Feili was completely embarrassed for a moment. Because of her short-term crazy complaints, she fell into a rigid state of being unable to get up again.

At this time, Miss Mitsui Ryuki also took a short walk and came to the stove, but she was obviously much calmer than Feili. After seeing the Loli Cat God curled up in the pan, she raised her eyebrows slightly surprised.

"...Oh, it turns out it's this little guy. No wonder I can't find it everywhere, but I actually hid in this pot and went to sleep."

The eldest lady was smacking her lips while chatting, "... On the way to the boat, she always likes to squat on my stomach and sleep, which makes me have nightmares of ghosts pressing on the bed in the middle of the night... Well, but it seems that this pot is more suitable for her to sleep. After all, the weather is cold now, and the pot is relatively round, allowing her to curl up into a warm ball of hair..."

The actions of the dark elf female politician seemed to be even more direct - Ms. Zena was slightly stunned, then turned around and brought a bucket of water and a small bundle of firewood... This made Feili's forehead veins hopped, and she had some ominous premonition.

"…This…dear lady, what are you planning to do?"

When asked this, he keenly observed that the cat girl's ears in the pot were quietly standing up and turning slightly at a very small scale.

"... Of course, add water, ignite, um... and then the delicious cat meat pot is finished..."

Ms. Zena replied with a pout, blinking at him in a slight manner, while raising her chin to signal to the cat girl who was pretending to be sleeping in the pot.

...Hey, how do you eat this cat hot pot? Are you really so black-hearted and so interested in ** or slander?

Well, when I took back the preface, it seemed that the dark elf's belly should be black... Feili sighed in her heart, feeling a mess in her mind, and she didn't know how to complain.

“…… Meow, I’m not a cat meat hotpot. Meow”

Before he finished speaking, the loli cat girl who had originally made a ball of hair in the pot had already jumped up very quickly, arched her body on all sides, and each silver hair was "swish" standing up, and the two forked tails were raised high, as if expressing her turbulent anger.

However, after seeing clearly who were the powerful guys who were trying to cook themselves, the kitten girl suddenly felt numb and she wisely turned from furious to cuteness. The cat's tail hung weakly on her shoulders, and her two cat claws hugged her knees. She curled up into a small ball of shivering beside the stove, while opening her standard star eyes that seemed to be shining with crystal powder, and said in tears:

"... Meow~~~ We are the great gods. Meow, you can't bully our meow like this... Meow, don't let this black-skinned woman get closer. Meow, we're not hot pot cat meat, our meat is so sour and unpalatable. Meow..."

Well, is this the so-called abuse healthier? Feiliyuan, who was cute, looked at...

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After another misunderstanding and riot that was constantly roaring and cute meowing, Feili finally figured out the whole story.

It turned out that since this cat god Loli was rescued from the ruins of Edocho by Feiri, she lingered in Kamakura for several days. Although she was enthroned by Emperor Kumazawa, the early believers and priests had long disappeared and could not raise money for incense. The Kamakura court did not have any spare financial resources and material resources to build a new shrine for her.

The old shrine, which was still empty near Kamakura Castle, had already been occupied by various hikers from the Edo Town, who had taken the lead. They were busy recruiting witches and priests. The poor kitten god who could only act cute could not compete with these old neighbors, and in the end he couldn't settle down, so he had to take a yacht in the marching zone where Miss Mitsui Ryuki inspected the war zone and go to the west to try his luck.

"...The old shrine is empty? Well, this is probably not easy to find. A house is a trivial matter, but the witches and priests who can cast spells are now very intimate. It is probably not easy to get a team for you right away..."

After fili scratched his head and thought about it, he said to the cat god who was still huddling in the corner of the wall, "But I have a solution. Now His Majesty Buddha has been tragically plotted to sleep, and the Kyoto court issued a decree to destroy Buddha, which has caused all monks and nuns in the world to lose all their magic power. They are also peeped at by evil bandits because of the rich savings in the temple. It is just that he is extremely helpless and eager to hold his thick legs. I can contact you several remaining nuns nearby, so that those nuns can try to see if they can change their sects to serve you, the cat god, and you will give them magic power to exorcise demons and destroy evil spirits, and protect the temple with divine power... What do you think?"

When he heard that his new home finally had hope, the cat god Loli, who was squatting in the corner of the wall, immediately stopped crying, turned around quickly, opened her bright big eyes, and asked Feili timidly.

"…Meow…that…is there also be a piece of woodfish in the nunnery to eat meow?"

"... There will be some." Feili nodded without thinking, "... Just say in advance and ensure that they offer you rice full of wood-fried fillets every day. Well, there are also sashimi and fish balls... They even broke the erotic precepts, and the meat precepts and the alcohol precepts are naturally no problem."

"...that's great, meow, we're so happy, meow." The cat god Loli burst into tears and smiled happily. "... Last time, it was thanks to you who saved the cat and asked them to eat full, so only you are the real good person. Meow."

Hello, why do you have to send me a good person card?

Just as Feili faced the good guy card sent by this god loli with a confused look on her face, his vampire girlfriend Renee finally turned in from outside with a small bamboo cage, full of cicadas caught from somewhere, and announced happily:

"...The latest cooking that everyone is looking forward to is about to start cooking. Please take a closer look at this lovely and poetic Japanese autumn flavor dish - when the cicadas cry"

——Fili suddenly became dizzy and became even more entangled... There seemed to be so many complaints in this sentence that people didn't know how to complain.

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The cicada that can survive from late summer until late autumn without dying, and whose vitality is most tenacious is called a chilling cicada.

But despite this, when Renee poured the vegetable oil into the pan that had just been filled with cat girl, burned it on high heat until it was boiling, and then poured the cicadas in the bamboo cage into the oil pan, these cicadas with tenacious vitality were submerged in the boiling oil before they could make any sarcastic sounds.

Then, a steaming plate of unknown objects of semi-coke were brought to the three diners looking at each other.

"…This…Ms. Zena, you are a senior, please use this fried cicada first."

"...ahla, Feili, this is the loving dish made by your girlfriend. No matter what, it should be your chopsticks."

"... Then... Miss Mitsui Ryuki, you are a local and should be more qualified to evaluate Japanese dishes. Why don't you please come first?"

"…ah…this is that…haha, I still prefer Western food and I don't have much interest in this kind of local cuisine."

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As if treating hot potatoes or even time bombs, the three of them pushed each other with a smile on their faces for a long time, and waited until the plate of the cicadas was cold and they had not given up any results. In the end, the cat god Loli, who was squatting beside him, felt really impatient, so she put her little paws into the plate, picked a cooler big cicada (the cat's tongue was afraid of being hot), put it in her mouth and chewed it.

"...Why don't you eat meow? Wasting food is a bad boy's behavior (ah woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo

The poor cat girl had just chewed a few bites, then turned her mosquito coiled eyes and vomited, and her shiny big eyes were filled with tears.

Renee, who was originally smiling and waiting to seek credit, saw this and then turned all the fried cicadas with a dark face. The three of them, who were extremely nervous, couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief... This time the hell cooking level finally passed.
Chapter completed!