Thirty-six, when the pseudo-mother meets the pseudo-mother
.Twenty-six, When the fake girl meets the fake girl �
Bathed in the burning and hot bright sunshine, Kuroshima Ren ran desperately while panting, while thinking so sadly.
About a quarter of an hour ago, just as he was always wearing a armband with the words "Urban Management" and "Comprehensive Law Enforcement.", he walked around the Edo Castle Zoo in a silly manner, and by the way, from the roadside vendors who dared not speak out, he took a few strings of tempura, glutinous rice balls and Kanto to enjoy it in vain. Suddenly, a group of children who claimed to be the messenger of justice emerged from somewhere, shouting "Heavenly punished! Heavenly punish! Where can the panda monsters run? Look at me to do the way for heaven!" and other messy slogans, while holding up a bunch of wooden knives and sticks in their hands, and slaughtered towards him in a daze.
It seems that in the recent eyes, the legend of Kyoto Xinxuan Group, Makuzai's legendary story is too popular, so even the children in Edo are extremely interested in playing the "Tianzhu" role-playing game,
It's almost like this. Hitoshi Kuroshima and his colleagues have basically encountered several times in the eyes of Edo citizens. These urban management officers have long been labeled as "I am a bad guy", so they are not panicked. Although they seem fierce and arrogant, they are just children playing house games after all. As long as they are exposed to scare them twice, these Shanzhai versions of "Heavenly Killing Man" will naturally scatter.
So he turned around slowly, aimed the katana sword that had been in the middle of his butt before going out to patrol, aiming at the children who were ignorant of their lives and death, and preparing to use the Nohara fart sword technique that he had practiced hard at his neighbor's house for many days. Then, Hitomi Kuroshima suddenly realized very embarrassedly that due to the position of the knife and his body shape, he had no way to get the blade out of the scabbard alone.
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No wonder Captain Nohara Hirosuke always makes a very exaggerated "Nohara Family Mobilization." He takes his wife, son, daughter and even the always dirty little white dog in the family. It turns out that every time he uses Nohara's fart method, someone has to help restrain and draw his sword!
It's too late to regret not patrolling with colleagues.
Those ungrateful children had already rushed up and hit him with a stick and a wooden knife. Although the skin of Kuroshima Ren was thick and flesh at this moment, it didn't matter if he was beaten a little, he had no hobby of abuse and was difficult to fight back: if he slapped it with just one palm, the child would probably have to turn into tender meat sauce!
Even the most of the urban management team members with great reputations are not bloodthirsty butchers who kill people, but ordinary people who are afraid, pity and have various basic common sense.
In fact, the biggest problem for Hitoshima is that his image is so easy to bully at the moment that even children playing hero games dare to come and beat him up. One of the girls dressed in a seemingly weak witch costume was holding a wooden hammer that was almost bigger than her body, and shouting "Tian Zhu" in a tender voice while shaking to smash it on his forehead!
Where did this come from?!
Even if it is a wooden hammer, if it is unfortunately hit by the brain stem and medulla oblongata, it is still in danger of losing its life!
But after seeing a group of little kids trying to beat the urban management, the adult tourists all looked gloating and even waved their fists and cheered loudly. So, due to the applause and cheering of several onlookers, these "little heroes" suddenly became more vigorous and fought more fiercely for a while.
Therefore, poor Hen Kuroshima could only cry towards the direction of the station, "A little kid who was not satisfied with the fun followed behind him!
Finally, near the gate of the zoo urban management team's station, Captain Nohara Hirosuke discovered this situation, and immediately roared loudly and waved the sticks, driving the little kids away.
Before the moldy Kuroshima Ren could take a breath, he learned from the team leader that a few people had just come to solicit and interview him with letters of introduction issued by Kuroshima Fan, and they seemed to be specially coming to recruit and interview him, and were waiting in his office.
Do you want me to give a "famous family. Is it a little surname?! I don't want to sell my butt to make people feel like analm," he said.
Kuroshima Hitomi thought with some disgust. He followed Hirosuke Nohara very reluctantly and walked into the team leader's office. Then he realized in surprise that things seemed to be different from what he imagined. In the narrow and simple room, there was a petite beauty in a white Western military uniform and silver shawl, an old monk with kind eyes but haggard and ungodly eyes, and several foreign soldiers with a strong look stood on the side.
Uh? When will our Heidao family have a relationship with Western ghost animals?
Since he had cut off contact with his family for a long time, at most he had heard of some unreliable rumors about the abolition of the Kuroshima family and had almost no idea about the specific situation of your brothers. He was stunned for a moment.
However, after confirming Hitomi Kuroshima's identity, the other party actually acted much more surprised than him.
The petite silver beauty stood up from a small folding stool. She first used a subtle look mixed with various complex emotions such as horror, contempt and Chamin. She looked at Hitomi Kuroshima for a long time, and then she sighed a long time, and shook her head and sighed at the old monk beside her. "Master Jingshui, I originally thought that the guys with distorted psychology of the Kuroshima family would only play with men and engage in a stubborn love, which was disgusting enough. But I never expected that they would be so perverted. They even had the interest in mating and giving birth to wild animals.
This damn bastard actually regarded me as a hybrid monster born after breeding pandas and humans?
After a moment of surprise, Hitomi Kuroshima seemed to hear a crisp "click" sound from his head, as if a thick nerve had been broken on the spot.
"I'm not a bastard, I'm afraid.
Finally, he couldn't help but bulge his cheeks like a chipmunk, and waving his shrugged forefoot, roaring in protest.
"Is this what the panda was like just now?"
"Amitabha Buddha, Bodhisattvas protect their marriage. This is really incredible!"
After the other party ran out with tears, he immediately changed into his own clothes, and then he was "comfortted in a low voice, and brought back the old man! Afterwards, Feili and Jingshui Youxuan Jihara were all stunned, as if they were nailed to the spot and could not move:
This is a delicate girl who is roughly the same height as Feli, at least she looks like this. She is wearing a short white cotton jacket with a pair of round eyes that are easily reminiscent of a puppy. She has a slightly straight and upturned nose, her delicate lips appear pink like cherry blossoms, and the two fluffy little slings on her head are always swinging and jumping with spirits."
In short, Feili's first impression of the person being rejected was a sporty and energetic girl who was always energetic.
So Major General Filiqinle's face lit up in an instant.
"Tsk tsk. I really didn't expect that Tadao Kuroshima, who was aging scarred uncle, actually had such a lively and cute little sister."
Ran Zhou, this seemingly very good first impression was broken in an instant.
"You" you are a stupid woman with no eyes! "I am not a little sister! I, Heijima, are a man. I am a decent man of the three thousand years pure blood Chinese Heijima family's authentic direct line."
After hearing the recruiter's preliminary evaluation clearly, Kuroshima Hito's face suddenly turned red and then raised his fleshy fist like a threat, expressing the strongest protest to Feili and others. It's really cute!
However, no matter how cute this fake girl is, it cannot change the flaws that can only be viewed from afar but not played with, unless the admirer is a gay man.
Therefore, after a brief moment of stunned silence, Feili, who had no gay factor in her mind, continued to look at this "Eastern-like" with a hindrance, and then sighed and spoke again.
Sorry, before I led my men to the Essay Island to visit the vassal of the Essay Island, I left us a letter to explain the situation. It was too simple and I didn’t even explain your gender clearly, so I had the misunderstanding that I just had. But just as you are not a lively and cute little sister, I am definitely not a stupid woman without eyes, but a real man, and a future boss who will give you a salary, Major General of the Naserel Empire Army, Fili Taylor.
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After the two pseudo-women from the East and the West finished greetings with each other, the interview for another senior executive of the Giant Bear Legion was announced to begin.
Of course, although it is a hiring interview, neither the employer nor the applicant actually has any choice. For Major General Ferry Taylor, he basically has no real understanding of this country and has no friendship with other Naserel troops stationed in Ben. Therefore, he can only rely on the professional samurai regiment of the Black Island family as a personal force to recruit, review and reorganize local recruits. The Black Island family, which has just suffered a devastating catastrophe, urgently needs a strong backer to help them survive this difficulty.
In order to maintain the cooperative relationship more smoothly and ensure the loyalty and enthusiasm of these hereditary samurai of the Black Island family, letting a direct member of the Black Island family join the high-level command system of the Giant Bear Legion is really the best choice for both parties to feel assured.
But the current generation of the Kuroshima family has really withered to the extreme. Although Tadao Kuroshima had several brothers, they have all died in previous disasters. Now that the old vassal lord has suffered a stroke, the new territory that he has been surviving has not yet been obtained, the entire Kuroshima family is counting on him to take charge of the overall situation. Naturally, it is impossible for Tadao Kuroshima to continue working for the Giant Bear Legion.
In this embarrassing situation, the only feasible countermeasure for the Black Island family, which has been running away from home for many years but has been flowing with the blood of the Black Island family.
For Hitoshi Kuroshima, although he had already had a complete fall in love with his family because of some things and had not entered the house for many years, let alone accepted the call from his family, he would never give up the generous salary of 400 taels of gold given to him by Major General Feili Taylor for his meager income of only five jin per month for the lower-level urban management.
In this way, the so-called induction interview has basically become a series of Firi's curiosity about Hitomi Kuroshima. The topic that interests him the most is what method he used just now to actually turn himself into a living giant panda!
In fact, if the same thing was born in the continent of Feren, there would be nothing strange.
Most of the druids who advocate nature have the ability to transform into various animals. Since there are big bear druids like Mr. Winnie, it is normal for a panda druid with a special appearance to appear occasionally.
But the problem is that this is Kuzakra, an eastern island country far away from the Feren continent. Since ancient times, there has been no druid clan. At present, with the establishment of various concessions in the Naseril Empire, this island country has indeed had some magicians and priests from the West, but there should be no druids. Due to the terrifying number of Gaotianyuan in the country, almost all the mountains, forests, lakes and swamps here have already been occupied by land gods or natural spirits, and it is difficult to make room for foreign druids. The power of the Naseril Empire here is only basically limited to some coastal cities, without sufficient abilities, and is not willing to provide help to druids who hate the hustle and bustle of the city.
Logically speaking, the Black Island Ren, who has never left this island country, is basically absolutely impossible to become a panda druid.
In addition, when Hitomi Kuroshima, who was a giant panda just now, was taken to the next door by Captain Hirosuke Nohara to change his clothes, Feiri, who was sitting in this room, did not feel any magic energy fluctuations. If it were really a druid transformation, the fluctuations generated within such a close distance should be very obvious.
So, this puzzled Feiri, who claims to be a magician.
After hearing this question, although Ren Kuroshima had already made some mental preparations, he still exchanged a look with Captain Hirosuke Nohara, and then spoke hesitantly.
" This" is actually not a magic effect, but a special effect produced by the "Panda Dropping Spring" created by a wandering Onmyoji for the zoo."
Defense: The left bear, the right panda, and a pair of white briefs in the middle. As soon as the double bear underwear flag was released, who dared not to obey?
Chapter completed!