.Thirteen, Climb the World Tree

In the ancient city of Tikal, the most magnificent building is certainly the two pyramid temples. But in terms of luxury, style and comfort, the base of the Elves Army built on the branches of the world is better. After the Inca Expeditionary Force occupied Tikal, it naturally became the home for the king of the mountain, Tecumse and his close ministers.

This is a series of gorgeously decorated and uniquely structured buildings, and a large number of spells were used in luxury during the construction process. When the Elf Princess was in charge of the battle, this group of tree house palaces with elf style had served as palaces for a long time, and was decorated in a beautiful manner by the Royal Interior Office and the flatterers from all sides in a short period of time.

In order to avoid the moisture or heat waves on the ground, the royal architects of the Elf Kingdom cleverly used the natural magic of the druids to spawn countless platforms of large and small sizes among the branches of the World Tree, and then silver-gray rope ladders connected between them, shuttleing back and forth between the thick branches of the lighthouse.

On those platforms at higher places, there are small and delicate luxury villas, and according to the natural preferences of the elves, they are decorated with beautiful flowers and plants. The fruitful vines spread from the ceiling, and the iris swaying in the wind bloomed in the hollowed-out tree holes, and the butterflies and the eating birds were happily shuttled back and forth... Looking up from the ground, the buildings were almost shrouded on the dense trees like clouds and slim rope ladders. Looking at the matchbox houses and pedestrians as big as rice grains below. In the classical style, Di Feili felt dizzy and couldn't help but raise her hand to wipe a few cold sweats. Although he knew that there was feather drop technique on his clothes, he could not die even if he stepped on the air and fell down. But he still felt a chill in his heart.

"Please. I am neither an angel or a birdman with wings, nor a gibbon that can sway around by grasping a vine! At a height of about twenty floors, I have to climb this distance of two or three hundred feet long without any protection. And it is so thin that it seems like a broken rope ladder... Is this a luxurious palace or an adventure park seeking excitement?"

"Don't make excuses to quibble for yourself! Lack of resilience means lack of resilience."

His beautiful vampire girlfriend, with a striking red-ground Miss Renee was floating in the void less than a foot away from the rope ladder. She laughed heartlessly. A small air shield condensed above her head, blocking all the rainstorms. "Who told you that you didn't prepare for flight skills today?"

"The question is who will fly around in such heavy rainy weather? And who can predict in advance that those indigenous wizards dared not understand and pretended to understand. They acted recklessly and forced the teleportation magic array under the tree to be scrapped!" When talking about this, Feilid was full of energy. "Even if you rely on the druid plant spell to create a vine hanging basket, it is not useful for the time being..."

He raised his head and looked at the crystal palace still hidden behind the canopy and rain and fog. "Put the nest on such a high tree. It is inconvenient to use water and fire and travel. The transportation cost is terrible. Military defense capabilities are actually very limited. We also have to worry about lightning strikes, insects and storms at all times. And the cost of construction and maintenance is not cheap at all... I really don't understand why the elves are keen on building tree houses. Even military fortresses are no exception. Are the elves evolved from birds... uh. No. is they degenerated?"

"I don't know much about what the elves' ancestors looked like, but this is what the so-called art is!"

Renee held her chin with her hands and smiled with a philosophical style, "I deliberately did not put things where they should be placed, or put things where they should not be placed, and then created something unnecessary... Those artists are such a group of inexplicable guys, relying on these few tricks to make a living. If you can't just make you confused!"

She pointed her finger and said, "By the way, since climbing a rope ladder is too tiring and dangerous, why don't you try the short-distance teleportation? When I woke up in the morning, I seemed to see you preparing this thing."

"Well, I've prepared this spell today, but..."

"If my stupid descendants don't mind stuffing their boyfriends into the trunks as nutrients, or inlaid them into the walls instead of reliefs, I have no objection."

Accompanied by a sigh of disappointment, the female vampire professor wore a black robe and a pointed hat, rode a black broom, and a black umbrella, and flew here with a dive.

As soon as I met, I poked Renee's forehead and scolded, "When I told you about the reliable positioning coordinates, teleporting myself at will is almost like trying to commit suicide! Look, Xiao Feili, on the trunk on your right hand, there is a very typical example of teleporting positioning errors. Don't you take a closer look?"

An example of a teleportation positioning error? Wouldn't that be...

Following the female professor's finger, Feili twisted her neck stiffly, and then saw two black haired thighs. They were swinging back and forth without any anger, hanging suddenly from the surface of the smooth trunk. Due to the deviation of the coordinates of the predetermined ground, this unlucky space spell used to stuff itself directly into the wood, and the upper body was basically crushed. Only through the super luxurious golden sandals inlaid with many pearls and gems and aura of explosive households can the identity of death be vaguely identified...

"This guy... seems to be the crappy wizard who broke the teleportation magic circle just now. I wondered that he clearly said he wanted to find a master to help repair it, so why didn't he go back once he went? It turned out that he had committed suicide due to destroying valuable public property and buried himself in the tree with great responsibility..."

Seeing this bloody lesson with your own eyes, after a moment of shock, Feili couldn't help but sigh and complain, and at the same time glanced at Renee who was still stunned above, "...This guy also boasted that he had traveled to the continent of Feren and even worked as an international student at the Deep Water City Magic University. It seems that most of them went to some of the hell to find a certificate to get a fake diploma..."

"See it, it's so dangerous to use unfamiliar magic without safety awareness! That's why we often say ignorance and fearlessness! Even if I can resurrection, every time I cast a spell, it's very tiring and expensive. Moreover, this way of death is really too idiotic and will be ridiculed."

You two vampires bite their necks and suck them into mummies and die. Aren’t you an idiot and not laughed at by others?… Some vampire, who has been resurrected several times, shivered and shrank his neck, and the black lines on his face seemed to be more.

"Also, I said Xiao Feili, since you think climbing rope ladders is hard, why don't you choose to ride a broom?"

After teaching her own descendants of the blood clan, the female professor pushed her eyes on the bridge of her nose and turned her attention to the cheap apprentice who was learning the koala hanging on the rope ladder. "Don't tell me that I forgot to prepare. That thing is a magical artifact given to you by the Goddess. It should be kept in close contact anytime and anywhere."

Upon hearing this, Feili's face turned strangely red, looking indescribable, but before she could answer, Renee, who was the person next to her, exposed her old truth indifferently.

"Teacher Rebeca, you have been in the laboratory these two days, so I don't know. Because it has been cloudy and hot recently and the moisture is heavy, this guy's ** suddenly has a lot of prickly heat, red spots and blisters, and even ulcers in some places. The scrotum is simply swollen, and it hurts to death when touched."

She wrinkled her nose in disgust, but she showed a look of pity, "Fortunately, I can no longer be considered a real living person, otherwise there is still a risk of being infected. If he insists on riding on the broom handle in this situation, even if the balls are not crushed, he will faint in the air..."

Feili almost fell down when she heard this, while the female vampire professor touched her chin thoughtfully.

"It turns out that it's skin + and eczema exploded. Oh, this is difficult. Many people on the boat have this stubborn little problem. Even the healing magic tricks have no way to do it... Forget it, Renee, let's go up and have a cup of tea first. This guy with lack of motor nerves may have to climb for an hour or two!"

"Okay!"

Ah? You all left, and you left me in this ghost place that is neither up nor down?

Feili was stunned at first when she heard this, then looked down at the distant land under her feet, and the stairs that were inadequate in strength, safety and insecurity, and she was so anxious that she almost cried.

"Dear Teacher Rebecca, I'm here to ask you. For the sake of the party and country, uh, it's wrong. For the sake of the master-apprentice, let me help me!"

"Oh, I really don't have perseverance." Rebecca shook her head in disappointment, but a cramped smile appeared in her eyes, "Listen, Renee, one, two, three, pull!"

"Wow! How can you pull my ears? They will be pulled off!"

"Hehe, because this is very fun. But you can rest assured that the teacher has applied the feather drop technique to reduce weight on you. Now you feel like lifting a chick with your hands. The ears on both sides are enough to bear it, and at most it is just a little painful."

"Can this also be called 'slight pain'? My eardrums are almost cracking!"

"Even if it is really broken, it only takes a healing technique to repair it. But if you make a noise, believe it or not, I will throw you away now!"

The red young female vampire said with a smile that the victim immediately did not dare to say anything again.

So, the two witches carried Feili's ears on the left and right, as if dragging a flour bag, through the leaves and rain curtains, and flew towards the crystal palace at the top.

Being with a strong woman is a man's misfortune, while being with a strong woman who loves to joke can be said to be a man's tragedy.

But life still has to go on... What does it mean? Well, life is like being raped. If you can't resist, try to enjoy it!
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