The first technical otaku
The hot summer waves swept through a city. In a rental house in a unit in the suburbs, a TV was playing news in the living room. It seemed that a strange astronomical wonder about the nine-star pearl was being broadcasted. The sound came into the small room next to the living room, but the people in the room turned a deaf ear to it.
Xue Zheng held a screwdriver in his hand, squinted his eyes and stared at the parts in his hand. The long asshole of the cigarette biting on his mouth fell like snow, but he didn't care about these, because it was the critical moment. After pondering for a moment, he frowned slightly and put down the screwdriver in his hand.
"Oh, I feel it's here, gaga." Xue Zheng's pale little face grinned, rubbed his hands, and smiled so obscenely. He stared at the small integrated circuit board and seemed to see a beauty stripped naked.
Suddenly, this otaku molester suddenly picked up the screwdriver he had put down, and waved his hands like lightning fast on the integrated circuit board, like a skilled surgeon. After a moment, he nodded with satisfaction and stopped the movements in his hand.
"Hey, how about Boss Xue? Can you imitate it?" A slit was opened from the closed door behind Xue Zheng, and a fat head was protruding his head and looking in. He wanted to come in, but hesitated for a moment, and felt that there was no place to settle down, so he stood at the door and shouted a few times.
"Oh, Xiaopang, okay, look." Xue Zheng said to the person behind him without any he could not do anything, and he threw the extinguished cigarette butt into the dirty paper cup on the messy table, raised his legs and shook happily.
"Oh, Boss Xue, I knew you could do it." Xiaopang rushed in with a cheering voice, jumping around in the messy room, his clumsy movements were ridiculous.
"Be careful of my thermos, be careful of my toolbox, you step on my clothes, fat man, you've stepped on my clothes~~~." Xue Zheng couldn't help but frown and shouted dissatisfiedly, if it weren't for the fact that this fat man was his best friend since he was a child, he wouldn't want to take on this job.
"Boss, let's take a look, Yali Machine." The fat man smiled flatteringly, picked up a cell phone on Xue Zheng's messy work desk, and looked at it with joy over and over again.
"Be careful, how many brain cells have been wasted by me." Xue Zheng lit a cigarette, put it on his left finger and pointed at the fat man, but he thought in his heart that this fat man didn't know which ignorant girl he was going to cheat. Although his family is so rich, he still uses this bad phone to imitate the world-famous Yali mobile phone. He doesn't have any capital to pick up girls, but he only knows how to take advantage of me.
"Thank you, boss, haha, you're a copycat expert. You used a bad phone worth a few hundred yuan and changed it to a Yali mobile phone. This craft is really nothing to say. No wonder among so many classmates after graduation, you have the courage to come out and make your own."
"Get out, if I had a rich father like you, I would have endured this hardship." Xue Zheng cursed impatiently.
"Hey, my dad always mentions you in front of me and says you are a talented person. Why are you interested in going to me?"
"Get out, let me be your subordinate and dream. But you kid, find a good wife to let your father save some fun. Last time, Yuanyuan was good, she was beautiful and had a good figure." Xue Zheng put his hands behind his head, lying on his rotating chair, and said with a sour and jealousy.
"What Yuanyuan? It's been a long time ago, I'm not passionate, too old-fashioned." The fat man curled his lips and said disdainfully.
"Fuck, you are a beast who is not lucky. Get out of luck with the machine. I still have work and don't have time to waste with you." Xue Zheng felt annoyed for some reason, and waved his hand at the fat man in front of him, turned around and ignored him.
"Hey, boss, I'll leave first. I'll go back to you. There's still a date here, junior sister~~~." The fat man smiled obscenely and turned respectfully to walk out of this dirty and messy room.
Xue Zheng heard the sound of the door closing, and everything became quiet except for the TV commercials in the living room. He took out a book called "Kaogong Ji" from a pile of books on the left table and read it. This is a book introducing various ancient Chinese technologies. It was a book that Xue Zheng bought when he was in the history department of college and the only textbook book he liked.
Anyone who knows Xue Zheng will think that he is a weirdo. In addition to the most popular home, he is also a technical maniac. Anything related to manufacturing will arouse his strong curiosity. Xue’s father and mother clearly remember that Xue Zheng, who is only five years old, dismantled the small electrical appliances in his house into small parts.
This incident made Xue's father and Xue's mother very excited. They thought that their son was a genius studying science and engineering. However, they didn't expect that Xue Zheng liked mathematics and physics when he grew up, but he had no interest in English. In a country where talents were measured in other countries' languages, Xue Zheng was destined to be out of reach of science and engineering, which could find a job after graduation. In desperation, he had to apply for a major history department.
But today his favorite technical holy book could not arouse Xue Zheng's interest. He felt even more bored after reading it for a while, so he put down the book in his hand and took out a watch from the drawer. However, unlike ordinary watches, he could pull out a data cable from the side. When Xue Zheng connected the cable to his dusty computer, a figure appeared on the screen and gradually became clear. A beautiful and dignified girl appeared on the screen.
"Yuanyuan, are you okay?" Xue Zheng rubbed his hands excitedly, and a blush appeared on his pale face. He felt a little distressed. He actually fell in love with the fat man's girlfriend. Oh no, it's his ex-girlfriend.
However, love is really unspeakable. When Xue Zheng was pulled by the fat man to have dinner together, the girl wearing a white long skirt and floating hair captured his otaku's heart. However, her mouth, which was far less flexible than her fingers, could not even match a word, and could only watch the fat man and the goddess kiss me.
But it happened that day that he was helping someone else copy a surveillance watch, so he could save the goddess's image and masturbate. When he was crazy about the computer screen, a strong wind began to blow outside the summer window, which was a sign of thunderstorm. This normal natural weather in the past was extremely unusual today. Soon dark clouds appeared over the city, and lightning flashed across the sky like a golden snake churning.
"Fuck, such a strong wind, lightning? Oh no, I forgot to collect the receiver that was debugged by someone else on the roof." Xue Zheng woke up from the rolling thunder. He quickly climbed onto the flip-flops, rushed out of the door and ran towards the roof. If the receiver was struck by lightning, his half-month effort would be wasted.
Xue Zheng, who rushed to the roof, saw the long antenna of the receiver swaying left and right in the strong wind, and he rushed forward without caring about the strong wind sweeping, and grabbed the antenna and tried to retract it. At this moment, a golden lightning suddenly fell from the sky and hit the antenna.
"Oh no, someone is struck by lightning~~~~." When Xue Zheng was confused, this was the last voice that appeared in his ear, but he lamented in his heart. It turns out that his friend's wife should not be bullied. He was really a slash when he lay down for no reason.
In the living room of Xue Zhengzuo, the TV was playing a blond European girl, posing at an abandoned medieval castle, as if to introduce a castle with a long history in central Germany.
After the lightning struck the receiver antenna, the TV screen flashed violently for several times. What's even more strange is that a person's face appeared in the shaking screen. If Xiaopang saw it, he would be shocked. It was clearly Xue Zheng's pale face, but it was stretched and jumped a few times inside the TV screen, and then the entire TV smelled burning and the screen became pitch black.
The feeling of splitting headache came. When he opened his eyes again, everything was no longer as familiar to him. He moved his fingers and made a rustling sound. When he touched the hay under him, he moaned, and the sound was very strange.
"Where am I? What's wrong with me?" Xue Zheng struggled to support his body with his palms and slowly stood up. He felt that there was stars in his eyes, his head was as if he was a shot put, and his legs seemed to be not his. He thought to himself that he had been struck by lightning? Could it be that this is a hospital?
The discomfort in his head made him feel no sense of direction. Intuition told him that this was a dim room. He tilted around and knocked some wooden tables and chairs in the room, but finally touched the door. It turned out to be a wooden door. Xue Zheng, who touched the door, immediately reacted. Judging from the touch of his fingers, the door was very simple, but it was made of solid materials. He tried hard to open the door while thinking. The dazzling sunlight shone on his face in an instant. He couldn't help but lift his right hand to block his face.
"I'm a real mother, this is too irritating." When his eyes adapted to the outside environment, Xue Zheng could finally see it, but when he saw the outside situation, he opened his mouth wide in surprise.
Chapter completed!