Chapter 18 No Food Surplus
Miss Chu finally caught Shi Chuan Shi, and found Shi Chuan leisurely staying in a side hall, tapping the calves of the statue with the handle of the knife. While knocking, she said thoughtfully: "I heard that the sound is obviously wood, why is it magnificent all over?"
Miss Chu was startled and quickly stopped it: "Don't, a fool - although this statue of god is a puppet with gold plating, there is a god three feet above her head, so she dare not blaspheme so much."
Shi Chuan stopped and said, "It turned out to be a puppet with gold foil pasted outside. No wonder it smells like sandalwood... Such a large-sized statue... Oh, this sandalwood tree is so valuable. Just the gold foil pasted outside is about one pound? When we get poor, we will scrape these gold foils for two or three years. "
"You, you, you fool, you are disrespectful to gods and are not versed in the world. I can't even say to you..." Miss Chu said this and looked charming, as if she was acting coquettishly to her lover. Shi Chuan's heart jumped. He jumped off the shrine and asked, "What are Miss Chu doing here?"
"Where are people? The sun is rising, where are people dead?" Although Chu Suzhen was losing her temper, her voice was gentle and she could not hear any anger.
Shi Chuan looked around and pointed his finger at the tip of his nose, and asked in confusion: "Such a big man is standing in front of you."
"You are different, you are a fool."
"Brother is a little stupid. Isn't he human?"
Speaking of this, Miss Chu's eyes turned and looked at Shi Chuan with her eyes slanted: "I remember, the porridge you cooked for Huan Niang last night was delicious, and now Taohuaguan refuses to provide food. Do you have any solutions?"
Shi Chuan smiled and raised his fist to blew it on his lips: "I dare to make my brother unhappy, he is *****, I'll make him hurt."
Miss Chu suddenly changed her face: "Don't, if you go like this, it's a mess, I'll go."
Why did those yamen runners and servants refuse to approach Shichong? The reason why Miss Chu has heard that in the evening yesterday, men whispered, talking about Shichong's "I always punch someone". No matter how vicious the guy is, it's fine. He punched him and was helpless. So, Miss Chu dared not let Shichong go over and help.
I guess those men threw Shi Chuan into the yard for the same reason, and then went to discuss with Taoist nun Taoist in Taohua Temple by themselves.
Sure enough, the men were all at the entrance of the inner hall of Taohua Temple. This inner hall was where Taoist nuns in the middle of the temple were resting. A group of men surrounded the Taohua Temple’s owner and talked to each other. The ancient well was on the face of the Taohua Temple. He was really a noble person who had been practicing for many years and had no desires. No matter how the men persuaded her, she always answered expressionlessly: "Xiaoguan has a small population and does not have that much excess grain. You twenty or thirty people eat more than ten kilograms of food in one meal. The temple was broken. Where can I find the excess grain?"
The Taoist nun Miaotai persuaded the Lord of the Temple: "The Lord of the Temple, there are nearly twenty children among them. The adults can endure it when they are hungry. The children are ignorant. Please give them some porridge for the sake of the children."
The audience continued to remain calm: "I really can't take it out."
Shi Yanei called out: "Okay, okay, the master of worship, I am willing to give up another hundred coins of incense money for this meal."
The tone of the subject is not at all turbulent: "My temple is small and poor, what should I do? It cannot be used as food. The path is not that I don't give you food, but it is really small. I don't have any excess reserves and we have no food."
Shi Yanei saw Miss Chu slowly coming over, and his face was flushed: "Don't be afraid of the master of the temple. If we eat the food stored in the temple, I will immediately send someone to deliver a batch after going down the mountain... What about ten stones?... There is no food stored in the temple, right? The masters ate this morning, just need to evenly give the children a little to cushion their stomachs..."
Meng Du looked anxious and wanted to interrupt and couldn't. As the argument was amidst the argument, the buzzing sounded and the courtyard wall collapsed.
The dust had just settled, and everyone was still in shock. Shi Dalang held the hammer head that the blacksmith had used and jumped out of the gap in a daze. He seemed to have not seen the disputed parties. He just turned around and looked at the hammered wall, and sighed with smugness: "I'll just say that, my strength is better than that of the iron-slayer. The iron-slayer's three hammers smashed the wall. If I change my brother to do it, I will only take a moment."
Meng Du shouted: "Mom, that's the evidence, the bandit's weapon, who told you to take it randomly?"
At the other end of the courtyard, Shi Dalang seemed to have not heard Meng Du's head scream. He threw down the hammer, touched his stomach, and said thoughtfully: "No, no, no, I'm hungry and have no strength, so find something to eat."
While speaking, Shi Dalang looked at his arms and legs all over the yard, as if he was thinking about where to get his mouth, muttering: "Eat raw? Fry it? BBQ?"
Miss Chu's eyes rolled and she quickly interrupted: "A fool - a person cannot eat."
"Oh, Shi Chuan suddenly realized that he was walking towards the backyard, and he ignored him and passed by the Peach Blossom Scene, muttering: "Actually, there is no need for much meat. Just put a few slices in the soup, just a little meaty flavor. Pick some mushrooms, throw some side dishes, and put the soup noodles, which is absolutely delicious... If you have a little pepper and a little tomato sauce, it will be a fairy flavor."
Miaotai, who was standing next to the audience, found that although the Peach Blossom Scene still maintained the expression of Gujing Wubo, when she passed by her, the Scene's body was stiff and the corners of her mouth twitched involuntarily. When Miaotai took her eyes back from the audience, she looked at the men present, and she found that the men's faces were also a little blue...
However, Miss Chu, who was hiding behind Shi Yanei, made a playful face at Shi Dalang's back.
Shi Dalang swayed towards the backyard where Taoist nun lived. Before the people present could stop him, Shi Dalang had already rushed in. After he walked away, everyone present felt that his tongue was a little heavy, as if there was nothing to say.
Fortunately, Shi Dalang was very fast - of course, even the Tiger of the Wings could not compete with him. Shi Tuan's speed of looting others would definitely make the Tiger of the Wings full of his face, making all the bandits hate him for being too amateur.
In the blink of an eye, Shi Dalang had a bag of face under his left armpit, grabbed the large package on his shoulder with his right hand, and bit an oil pot in his mouth. He looked very focused and walked out of the depths of the inner courtyard as if no one was around. Everyone was dazed, thinking that the wrapping of Shi Dalang's shoulder was very bright, and such bright clothes should be the favorite of brothel women, but for Taoist nuns who were practicing cultivation, it was inappropriate to collect such clothes no matter what.
Shi Dalang walked to the gap, and the hammer he had just thrown down continued to lie there. Shi Dalang paused under his feet and couldn't help but shout: "Oh, my dear, who abandoned you here?... It's pitiful, when I come to my brother, although there is no sugar in my pocket, the noodle soup is enough."
After saying that, Shi Dalang picked up his foot and the heavy hammer head flew into the air. Everyone felt a flash in front of them. The hammer head was already with the package and carried it on Shi Dalang's shoulders together. Shi Dalang continued to talk to himself in a despicable manner, and Shi Shiran carried a large bag and walked out of the inner courtyard of the Taoist nun...
Chapter completed!