Thirty-six strategies to pick up girls

The first strategy: Iron-faced plan. With the development of society, women become more and more fierce. Women are more powerful than tigers. They must soak the girl, and do not be hurt by it. It is better to wear an iron face. They have to protect them with iron faces. They say too much fleshy words and do not blush. The sister's jade hands are not sour and her nose is not sore or blurred. She is too handsome and has learned this strategy from the head of the village. When the sister is tired and annoyed, she will make a promise. An iron face is better than both virtue and ability! The advice is that this strategy should not be used in the ocean. The ocean MM is too powerful and is simply a tiger among tigers. This strategy is especially in the Happy E clan. You have an iron faced plan, and the Eastern MM has the ability to kick the ball.

The second strategy: discount plan. When you see a MM, you must be calm first. If you are not charming, you will be fascinated by yourself. Don’t mess with your marksmanship when you see a MM. No matter how beautiful or proud a MM is, you can see it on a discount. She is not necessarily gentle. She is a beauty and may be a fool. No matter how good the MM is, she will be lost on everyone. Don’t take MM seriously, and you will be half successful. Believe this. Girls are inconsistent, and don’t give too much discount and lose interest in MM. An old man once said that you should look at MM strategically and attach importance to MM tactically.

The third strategy: Swing method. People who have experience in swinging know that if they want to swing high, they need to step up the force. If they succeed in soaking a MM, they also need to step up the force. Today, they will reduce their force tomorrow, and they can only swing where they are. Unless you are a paradise, fishing for three days and drying the net for two days to maintain balance, you will only have to hold a golden gun alone and watch other girls come and go. Remember, picking up girls should be organized, and you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. Picking up girls is like being a human being, and you need to take one step at a time.

The fourth strategy: The plan to eat grass. A good horse does not eat grass, so a good horse is often hungry. In this world, as long as the girl exists for one day, GG's fate will be more difficult. When the girl is thrown away like a bear breaking a stick, fortunately, you are not a bear, and it doesn't matter if you don't have a stick under your armpit. You can go back and take a walk. Many girls are diving deeply, so be careful to find clues about the beauty shark. Xin GG studied this plan nine hundred years ago, and he said that when he looked back, the girl was in the dim light.

The fifth strategy: The high hat strategy. Everyone likes to wear high hats. The MM is a human, so the MM likes to wear high hats. GG who knows how to flatter is a good GG, and GG who knows how to flatter MM is even more a hero among people. This strategy is not easy to grasp. Some MMs with high level can only be fumigated by fumigation. GG with sweet mouths has a girl to hold, and will walk into practice. The MMs who are fumigated are easy to attack, but you must not attack the MMs who often fall, for example, beware of the hidden rabbit-knocking eagle-like hidden when the MM falls to the ground.

The sixth strategy: Yellow flower strategy. Yellow flower strategy refers to the fleeting youth. Many things and many people will become yesterday's yellow flowers in a blink of an eye. Du Qiuniang JJ said in the 300 songs to pick up girls that flowers bloom and must be broken, so don't wait for the flowers to break. When can you enjoy your life? It's not just that GG is not easy to meet a good girl, but it's not easy to meet a good girl. You must seize the opportunity and keep pace with the times. MM is like yellow flowers, and the flowers are flying away in a blink of an eye. Time is too late to wait! I remember a GG who was wasting countless precious time to pick up girls, "Recalling the past, the glorious years are thick, but it's a pity that I'm sad that I didn't pick up girls, and my youth wasted."

The seventh strategy: Fork rice meter. Fork rice meter means that no matter how good the rice is, you will always get tired of eating. Only balanced nutrition can be beneficial to your health. The same is true for picking up girls, which is beneficial to GGs' health. One day, when you feel tired of soaking a certain girl, you should consider learning like fish shreds. Sometimes, soaking rice meter, sometimes soaking a pancake meter, so you will be healthy and happy. Do not eat too much rice, and do not soak too much.

The eighth strategy: Potato plan. The more potato vines extend, the farthest potatoes are. Even if the vines are destroyed, potatoes can still be preserved. This plan does not apply to oriental girls. She is a biology teacher. If she uses this plan for her, she will dig out the potatoes three feet away. The main purpose is to have the harvest of picking up a girl. Don’t grab N girls, and it’s like a girl who hasn’t. A foreigner named Paul said that GG’s life should be spent like this. When he looks back on the past, he will not regret wasting his years, and he should say proudly...

The ninth strategy: Shooting the geese. This strategy is very old, but it has become more and more fresh. The husband still wrote it on it. Old trees can bloom new flowers! When the two ancient people shot geese and discussed how to eat geese, the geese had already run away. Seeing the MM, don’t always think about how to have sex with her after you get it. Just when you are daydreaming, she might have fallen in the arms of another GG. The main theme of the shooting geese strategy is to take action. If the hand is not accurate, it is a technical problem. If the hand is not happy, it is a problem of thought.

The tenth strategy: Money plan. Nine of ten MMs are greedy for money, so don’t worry if you can’t catch a girl. It’s better to retreat and build a net if you die a hundred GGs under her skirt. It has nothing to do with you. You just have to make money in silence. When your pockets are full, you don’t have to go to a girl. The MM is lined up to a girl to a girl. The rich GG is naturally a witty saying, beautiful, sturdy, gentlemanly, and diamond-five.

The eleventh strategy: Coffee plan. Although coffee is bitter, it can refresh your mind, and even if picking up girls, it can refresh your mind. Even if you soak a MM in bed, you need to know that going to chang is a hard work. Picking up girls looks bright on the surface, and only you know the ups and downs of it. When you have a MM, you will naturally be very refreshed. Excessive refreshment will inevitably lead to neurasthenia, eating is not good, and sleeping is uneasy. This is a typical pick-up syndrome.

The twelfth strategy: The plan for lackeys. This is the most commonly used plan for GG in the world to pick up girls. In the softness of my MM's eyes, I would rather be a lackey, regardless of time, fame and fortune, without any resistance to wind and rain, without regrets. In fact, it is quite effective. The plan for lackeys is really a simple and unpretentious way to pick up girls. The recommended index is five-star.

Thirteenth strategy: billiards. I remember a joke about the difference between women and billiards. Women do not score goals, but billiards do not score. Although there is a difference between picking up girls and playing billiards, the purpose is to enter holes. Although Davis cannot be asked to enjoy the benefits, basically, you have to play a few shots into a hole. It is hard to say how about billiards. Picking up girls is like playing billiards. One hole in ten shots is also a victory. If you pick up girls only for her heart and not her body, then the entire ocean of GG must admire your high level.

The Fourteenth Strategy: Journey to the West. Sucking a girl is like a master and apprentice who is one horse and one horse to obtain the scriptures. Picking up girls is often not a matter of one person, but a matter of a group of people. Picking up girls for three, unity is strength. Most girls have no power to resist in front of a group of wolves. The factor of success is to determine a main player to pick up hands. Don’t let the girl not get enough, but instead gets confused. Confucius has experience and GG’s worries, not picking up girls, but within Xiao Wall.

The fifteenth strategy: Stinky socks. Wearing socks that you don’t wash for a month is logically smelly than wearing socks that you don’t wash for a day. GG who doesn’t pick up girls for a month is logically more vigorous than GG who doesn’t pick up girls for a day. This kind of energy is too tempting for MM, and MM also needs to try something new. People need to have the energy to live, and pick up girls for a day.

The sixteenth strategy: The strategy of selling oranges. There are people selling oranges in Hangzhou, with gold and jade, and the scattered shaggy among them. They are placed in the market at the price of ten times, and they are being rushed. This is the case with MM. Even if she is a candid, as long as she is beautiful, she always gathers people to soak. Although beautiful girls are all candids, if you want to soak beautiful girls, GG must not be a candid. What if you are a candid? It is easy to do, you only need to be lucky enough to soak her GG more candid than you.

The seventeenth strategy: Two-sided plan. A gentleman on the outside, a secret hooligan. People with these two faces are extremely powerful to pick up girls. This plan has been prepared for the predecessors, and the husband doesn’t want to continue the mink. Only talk about the Chinese hooligan culture. Ten GGs and nine yellows are yellows, and the other one is a hooligan. Hooligans are all talented people among men. Therefore, for thousands of years, the success rate of hooligans has been high. In the Book of Songs, people who use cloth trade silk to pick up girls are small hooligans, and those who get promoted and make money are big hooligans, and those who become emperors are the biggest hooligans. Don’t you boast that you have to pick up girls more, and even more than the emperor?

The eighteenth strategy: Butterfly strategy. You and I are the butterfly's wings, which are close when they stop and separate when they fly. This strategy is used to its wonderful things, like a butterfly dancing. This is a common method for girls with higher levels of GG bubbles. If you are close or separate, it is not about being cold or hot for girls, but about your one-way separation that will affect the girls' hearts. It is a wonderful thing!

The nineteenth strategy: Solve the ox. The butcher Ding cuts the ox without a whole cow. If he has a realm, he will be blind to the girl. For nineteen years, he has been at ease and is still afraid to see the ox. He will behave slowly and take it as a warning until he sees the ox. He will be very careful when he sees the ox. Under the ox, the ox is like a land tyrant; under the GG, the girl is like a land tyrant. Pay special attention. If the ox has been cut for 19 years, and the blade is new in the sword, the man does not know if there is a GG in the world who picks up girls for 19 years and still has a gun like a new boy. Be careful when picking up girls, be careful, and picking up girls. If you have to do it!

The 20th strategy: The plan to draw cakes. Of course, it is to satisfy your hunger. If you don’t soak a girl, you will always be better than to take a piece of MM. The husband was once confused. Should I decide to draw cakes as a plan to draw cakes? In the end, I decided to draw cakes, because I have already painted the cakes with the love of the holy fish, so I guess I would feel better than looking at the plums. The taste of looking at the plums is sour, and it’s not good to have a tooth fallen. It’s easy to draw cakes to pick up girls, but I’m not the ones I paint cakes every year.

The second plan: Tang poetry plan. If you read 300 Tang poetry, you will be lustful even if you can't recite poems. Love Life said that genius picking up girls is one percent inspiration plus 99% sweat. You shed 99% sweat from picking up girls, and you are almost a genius from picking up girls. Picking up girls is a skilled job, but you haven't picked up girls? It's not that you are not lucky, but that you are not skilled. There is a poem to prove that picking up girls is just midday, and sweat drips into the soil. Who knows that it's hard to pick up girls.

The second and third strategy: Apple strategy. Apple smashes the head, Newton thinks of gravity at the first time. When you pass by, you want to learn like a cow, and you must think of picking her up as soon as possible. All things in the world are the same. The universal gravitational theorem is applicable to the picking girl theorem. When a beautiful girl passes by, GG will always feel gravity. The success of picking up girls is proportional to the quality of GG and the distance is inversely proportional. You have no way to improve the quality for a while, you can only find a way to get close to the distance, get the moon first, and get the girl close to the person. In fact, no one is fucking for MM, and it is quite lonely to make a MM lonely, making a MM lonely is simply a crime. If you don’t believe it, we can do an experiment on the Dongfang MM, and don’t say hello to the Dongfang MM for a day to see what the Dongfang MM reacts. However, this agreement may not be reached, Dongfang MM is too loving.

The second and fourth plan: small fresh plan. Governing a big country is like cooking a small fresh, picking up girls is like governing a country. My words do not mean that it is as easy as cooking a big country as cooking a small fish, but that you cannot always turn it when cooking a small fish, and it will turn the fish into pieces. It is about curing it by doing nothing. When picking up girls to the state of being inaction, of course, you will soak whoever you want. However, the difficulty of inaction is too great. For GG who is just a beginner who practices, you only need to remember to think twice when speaking and doing things, talk less nonsense, and do less leisurely things. Every sentence and everything must have a good effect in picking up girls. You must scratch the itchy place, just like cooking a small fresh, but it will not turn too much, but it will be twice the result with half the effort.

The second fifth strategy: The Overlord Scheme. The Langjun did not ask the GGs to review the Criminal Law and do rape. Gentleness has no lethal power to many girls at all, so a Overlord is needed. The junior high school physics textbook reminds us that the resistance to picking up girls is constant, and the greater the force of picking up girls, the faster the speed of picking up girls. Of course, when you use overlord power, you will definitely encounter the resistance of the MM. The force you use must exceed the resistance, otherwise the MM will not submit. Can you use the Overlord Scheme? You can do a small test. She is walking hand in hand with a man on the street. At this time, do you dare to hold her face and kiss her? If you dare not, I suggest you use the Twenty Strategy.

The second sixth strategy: Sleeping plan. If you pick up girls is depressed, then go to a good sleep. If you think about her day and night, she will not know that the belt is getting wider. She can be the master in front of her, but she will be better off thinking she is a pig behind her back. Let her sleep. Tomorrow you can tell her that she hasn't slept all night last night, so that her heart will be bulging. GG can't even sleep well, how can she soak a good girl? It can be said without any hesitation that sleeping is the only criterion for testing the psychological quality of picking up girls.

The second seventh strategy: Happy Scheme. To pick up a girl, you must first get the poor and poor mouth of the Happy E. When will you get tired of your training, your eyes are green and your mouth is oily, and you can pick up girls. The GG, who likes humor, will never change forever. How did Liang Jinsong get Fu Mingxia? According to Fu Mingxia, Liang is more humorous. MM is happy with you. At this time, if you chase away MM, she will not be willing to leave. It is recommended that you make a happy GG competition, and those who win rankings can pick up girls.

The second eighth strategy: The dentist's strategy: If there is no matchmaker, Zhang Sheng would not be able to be Yingying; if there is no Wang Po, Ximen Qing would not be able to be able to be Pan Jinlian. The power of the intermediary is really powerful. Don’t ask GG to match you, there are too many lessons to teach you. When Lang Jun was studying, he discussed with his MM, if Zhang Sheng would be able to be a matchmaker and Ximen Qing would be able to be able to play Wang Po, what would be the world?

The second ninth strategy: Qiu Hong's strategy. Su Dongpo warned his niece that the common method of picking up girls in the world was: people are like Qiu Hong's trust, and things are like chun Meng Wuhen. Chun Meng Wuhen talks about the last strategy among the three and six strategies, and the following explanation is explained. People like Qiu Hong say that picking up girls requires integrity. Although the other name is mentally retarded, women have always felt quite sensitive. Integrity is not honest, and they can feel it. The Book of Rites: Doctrine of the Mean says that sincerity is the result of their own.

The 30th strategy: Lottery plan. To win the lottery, although the possibility of winning is very small. It is similar to buying a good girl. Some GGs do not show off their eagles, while some GGs do not catch the rabbits after vomiting blood. However, in order to get a suitable MM, GGs still continue to do so. Buy lottery and read the lottery scriptures and pick up girls and read the classics. They can only be steady and stable. There is always a feeling of being a little different. A simple probability question, none of the female figures in a hundred girls, none of the female beautiful girls, none of the female skilled girls, none of the female skilled girls, and none of the female skilled girls, one million to the power of one hundred girls, and one of the female skilled girls is one million! The husband advises that winning a five-yuan lottery is also a lottery, and a girl who scores 60 points is also a pick-up girl.

The third trick: Drunk. Wine is a matchmaker, and it is easy for MM to get rid of after drinking. However, many GGs are not good at drinking and cannot drink. They are sad and don’t want to say more.

The third and second strategy: the moxa plan. The moxa pushes the dung ball, Wu Dalang plays with the night owl, and what level of GG is soaking the MM of which level. Generally, this is the case. It is necessary to have a toad eat the moth meat, and don’t even eat the fly shit in the end. Envying the insertion of flowers on the cow dung is a normal psychological reaction. But don’t underestimate the cow dung, it must be outstanding. Lai Han takes the fairy wife, and the appearance is beautiful, but Lai Han has suffered behind his back. Lai Han, who can marry a fairy wife, is not far from a great man.

The third and third strategy: stick to the clumsy strategy. Guo Jing used clumsy strategy to master it in a superb way, so he practiced martial arts and Huang Rong could not use this strategy. The husband just mentioned this phenomenon. If he really can reach the state of clumsy, he can no longer teach him how to pick up girls. He can be his teacher. The husband has never seen a foolish boy who can get a good girl.

The third and fourth plan: The plan to hit the clock. When a girl is lonely, she will inevitably have a fucking affair, so you have to be afraid of it all the time. Being a monk hits a clock every day, and having a fuck a girl for a day, you have to please a girl for a day. But now it is quite complicated. Even if you are lucky to her every day, she will inevitably treat other GGs. But if you are kind to her, she will suffer less times to other GGs. Sigh! In this world, a girl with less fucking a wall is a good girl, wuwuwu…

The third and fifth strategy: The plan to keep wine. The husband never stores wine in one place, otherwise the bottle will be empty when drinking. The commonly used method is to store wine A in some place, wine B in some place, and... I regret that I have little time to use it, and I often need to prepare some spare parts. MM A in some place, MM B in some place, and...
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