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255 Snot

Mikaka stood at the door with her hands in her arms, "Mom, what are you doing?"

"Haha...haha..." Mi's mother called, "I want to ask if you want to eat some fruit."

"No need. Please don't eavesdrop."

"How could mom do that? Mom is going to prepare supper now."

There was no way, so Mother Mi had to walk to the kitchen in disappointment.

I knew she had this trick. Mikaka closed the door and sat back to the bed. He hurriedly asked Yao Lingzi. "Miss Lingzi, what's going on? Everyone has drunk [Men and Women's Black and White Match], why is the only one who hasn't changed back?"

Yao Lingzi looked at him, pulled open his clothes and looked at her chest.

"Wow! So big!"

"Hey, it's not the time to discuss this!"

"However, how could this happen?"

"I asked you this sentence!"

"It's really the most powerful thing in the world, and everything is strange."

"Miss Reiko, please don't answer any questions."

"Okay." Yao Lingzi's expression became serious, "In principle, it is impossible. You are drinking the same drink."

Mikaka said: "But the facts are right in front of me. I am still a woman now. What should I do?"

Yao Lingzi fanned the wind with a folding fan, walked around the house, and said, "It's so strange. How could this happen? Let me sort it out."

Xia Zai An said: "Miss Reiko, what you sell must be counterfeit and shoddy goods. I want to complain to you with the Hunting World Consumer Council!"

Yao Lingzi retorted, saying: "Impossible. My Yaoyao Ling Orchestration House only sells genuine products!"

Xia Zaoyan: "Then how do you explain this?"

"Let me think about it!"

Yao Lingzi continued to pace back and forth, thought for a while before saying, "I think it may be related to Mikaka's physique."

Xia Zaoyan: "Just talk nonsense."

Yao Lingzi closed the folding fan, "I'm just a reasoning. Only in this way can the explanation be made. Mikaka has the holy vein, so the effect of the medicine may have undergone a strange change in his bloodline. After all, I have never been drunk with this kind of drink for those who have the holy vein."

Xia Zaoan scratched her cheek, "That seems to make some sense."

Mikaka: "No matter what, just tell me how I will change back. There should be an antidote to this thing."

"Where is that thing?! The effect of [Black and White Match for Men and Women] is only a few hours long. Who would be idle and invent the antidote for this kind of thing?"

"Ah!" Mikaka was about to cry, "What should I do!"

"You can wait a few more days, maybe the effect of the medicine will disappear naturally?"

"What if it never disappears?"

"That's fine." Yao Lingzi hugged Xia Zaoan's shoulder and said to Mikaka: "You can join our sister group."

"I don't want to join that kind of organization!"

Xia Zaoan's face was not good anymore, "Mikaka, are you despising us women?"

"No...No...I just feel that such a great organization, I'm not qualified to join."

"Although your qualifications are a little bit bad, you are fully qualified to join with your figure."

"Can you stop discussing joining the sister group..."

"Okay. Let's talk about the serious matter." Yao Lingzi opened the folding fan again and said, "I suddenly remembered that there is a medicine that can just offset the medicinal properties of [black and white matching for men and women]."

Hearing this, Mikaka and Xia Zaoyan hurriedly asked, "What is it?"

Yao Lingzi said, "That was in this realm. Another world called Cthulhu lives in a monster called [Emperor Worm]. The snot they secrete is a very popular medicine. After drinking it, all diseases will be cured."

"I said." Mikaka had a few black threads hanging on her forehead, "Did I have committed any evil? I want me to drink my nose?"

"You can imagine it as jelly and you can swallow it." Yao Lingzi said.

"Please, I don't have that kind of imagination." Mikaka thought of the shape of the snot and wanted to gaggle.

Xia Zaoyan pushed him, "Hey! In order to become a man, you have to do as you eat shit."

Her words were right.

Compared to becoming a man, you must choose to eat snot. No matter how unpleasant you eat, you can add some juice and milk to neutralize it.

Moreover, eating snot is of course much better than eating shit. At this point, Mikaka doesn’t dare to be picky anymore, “Then get me a ton.”

"A ton of snot, are you planning to drink it until the end of the day?" Xia Zaoan complained.

"Aren't I afraid that it will not work enough!"

"Do you think you're drinking Coke?" Yao Lingzi joined the ranks of complaining about him, "And, do you know how expensive it is?"

"Ah?" Mikaka almost forgot this important question and asked weakly, "How much does the snot cost for the emperor worm?"

"If you have one dose, you will probably have about 5 gold coins."

"Wow! How can I have so much money!"

"Mikaka." Xia Zaoan pushed him again, "You don't have money, you can borrow it from me."

"No." Mikaka glanced at her. This girl treated her wealth as her life and would actually take the initiative to borrow money. She must be careful and cautious, "What are the conditions for you to lend me money?"

"There must be conditions. I need collateral."

"How can I mortgage anything to you if I have something to you?"

"Of course you have it." Xia Zaoan smiled like a prodigal businessman and pointed at his stomach.

Mikaka was so scared that she got into the quilt, "I won't betray my body!" He spoke righteously.

"Who wants your body?" Xia Zaoan poked his stomach, "What I want is the heroic artifact inside you!"

When I shouted, I almost forgot that there was an earring hidden in Mikaka's belly?

——Heroic artifact [Aurora]!

"As long as you give me [Aurora], I will give you five gold coins. How about it, it's a good deal." Xia Zaoan said generously, "You don't have to be grateful to me. I have always treated people like this."

"Xia Zai Zai, you moved me so much." Mikaka didn't expect Xia Zai Zai to be so heartwarming, "Give me a hug."

"Yeah. It's great."

Just as she was about to throw herself into her arms, Mikaka slapped her, "You think I'm stupid. A luxury item like a heroic artifact is worth five gold coins?! Although I'm in bad shape, I'm not stupid!"

Xia Zaoan covered her face and looked at him in surprise, "Mikaka, have you...become smart?"

"That's more to say."

"It's over..." Xia Zaoan showed the expression of the end of the world, "Even Mikaka has begun to counterattack. Is there any rescue in this world?"

"Get out." Mikaka finished squirting her, and then asked Yao Lingzi, "Miss Lingzi, how much is a heroic artifact like [Aurora] worth."

Yao Lingzi said without hesitation: "The hero artifact is an SSS-level artifact, and the minimum price is more than 10,000 gold coins."

"Wow! So, I have achieved my small goal of making 100 million yuan?"
Chapter completed!
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