206 Talent show [send signature book]
The second part is talent performance.
The contestants appeared in order, either performing singing or performing dances. They were boring and indifferent, which made the audience drowsy. What was a little interesting was that a contestant performed his talent for blowing bubble gum with his nose. It was a bit heavy and affected everyone's appetite.
It was so lifeless that it was finally the turn of Yuriko, the third most popular place, to play.
The host said: "Miss Yuriko, please show your talent show."
Yuriko smiled in front of the bed, and the row of black teeth was still shocking. She said, "The little woman is weak and has poor talent. Please forgive me."
What talent does she want to perform?
Mikaka was also looking forward to it. Two staff members brought a piece of marble, nail board, and hammer, and brought an old man with him. The old man claimed to be Niu Baoguo, the head of Xingyi Sect, and he couldn't remember the name clearly. Anyway, he thought it was very awesome.
Then, Yuriko's lucky dantian shouted loudly in front of the bed, which scared the audience, thinking that she was going to launch the turtle wave qigong that ruined the world. However, she was actually lying on the nail board.
But this is scary enough. OK?
Is the nail plate sure that it won't pierce a hole in her body?
In the surprised eyes of the audience, two staff members put marble pieces on her chest. The marble weighed at least 100 kilograms. The staff also specially weighed it, and also selected an audience member to verify that it was indeed a piece of marble that was harder than marble!
"Hey!" Everything was ready, and it was Master Niu's turn to start performing. He pretended to behave, his steps were erratic, and his hands were dancing around, which looked like a master of kung fu.
Immediately afterwards, he picked up the big hammer and walked to Yuriko in front of the bed.
Hey? This scene is so familiar. When I saw this, Mikaka couldn't help but exclaim. Isn't this the legendary big stone in the chest?!
I saw Master Niu shouting, "Ah!"
The big hammer fell heavily and smashed the big stone on Lilyko's chest in front of the bed in half.
"Oh!" The audience exclaimed.
But he saw Yuriko slowly getting up in front of the bed, as if nothing had happened, her face remained unchanged, and she was lucky to the Dantian again.
The host asked worriedly: "Miss Yuriko, are you okay?"
Yuriko raised her hand in front of the bed, "It's okay. Very OK!"
Are you sure OK? Mikaka really wants to remind her, sister, the little hole that was pierced behind you is swelling with blood!
The host exclaimed: "Miss Yuriko's talent is really eye-opening!"
Just fighting for this, the audience applauded thunderously.
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Mikaka, who is standing in the backstage, has nothing to say. Are the current players fighting like this?!!
According to the recent data from Hunshou.com, Yuriko's votes in front of the bed are 100,000. She is definitely the first place.
Next, it was Yuyuan's turn to buy a house in a beautiful house.
"Miss Zhenmei, is the talent show you brought...?"
"What I want to perform is hard qigong!"
Hey! Mikaka holds his forehead, isn't this courtesan competition going to the wrong set? This is a beauty pageant, not a martial arts competition. For one performing a big stone breaking on his chest, this pig's mouth is so beautiful. First, he uses a spear to hit his throat, then picks up coins in the oil pan with bare hands, and the last one is climbing the mountain of knife barefoot.
If you have three talents in a row, I will ask you if you agree or not.
After reading the statistics, the host exclaimed: "Miss Mami's votes surpassed Miss Yuriko, reaching 150,000 votes! May I ask, Miss Mami, what do you think about this?"
Zhukou Shimi said shyly, "Host, can I make a request?"
"you say."
"Can you call an ambulance for me?"
After saying that, the pig mouth was so beautiful that he fainted on the ground. The staff quickly carried it away on a stretcher.
She worked so hard to win the championship. Mikaka sincerely applauded her.
The finale was the highly anticipated Xintianjiao.
Mikaka walked up with a tough bullet. Maybe she was afraid that he would use the same trick again, so the host deliberately changed into a pair of trousers with a belt, which no one could pull down.
The host asked: "Ms. Chiyoko, after watching the performances of the two contestants in front of you, your talent performance must be even more outstanding. I wonder if it is to jump into the fire circle or...?"
In the expectant eyes of the audience, Mikaka said awkwardly: "My talent show is...Reciting poetry."
There was a dead silence in the auditorium.
The audience's expression was like ordering a bowl of bird's nest in a high-end restaurant. Halfway through eating, they found a grain of mouse shit inside.
And Mikaka is that mouse shit.
In order to ease the awkward atmosphere on the scene, the host quickly said, "Then you read it."
Mikaka smiled slightly.
Humph, you underestimate him too much. Do you think he is reading ordinary poems?
Impossible! How could a talented person like Mikaka do such uncreative things?
I saw him clear his throat, pluck his hair, look at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and chant with a long flowing water: "Sleeping in spring will not be dawn, mosquitoes bite everywhere; the sound of wind and rain at night, how much money will be left! The water in Taohuatan is thousands of feet deep, I don't know if the creditor dies! How much sorrow can you have? The salary is not enough to be deducted by Huabei at the end of the month."
Oh! What a down-to-earth adaptation! If Mikaka was born in ancient times, she would either be a poet or a poet god, at least she could be a golden lion king, right?!
He was proud, waiting for the warm applause from the audience.
After a while, there was no movement.
Looking at the corners of my eyes. Uh... Everyone seemed to be stationary, looking at him in a daze, as if he was looking at a mentally ill person.
This is not like being moved by his poems.
Even the host was frozen in place, thinking to himself, I'm afraid this person is not brain-related?!! He actually chose to recite poems in the beauty pageant? Forget about magic modification, the pronunciation is not standard, and he can make a mouthful of "Cooking Winter Melon"!
Looking at his votes, there is only a pitiful 100 votes. Compared with other contestants who often vote tens of thousands, Mikaka is like those online articles that are losing their money.
Seeing this, Mrs. Hotan is not a loss, so she came out to save the scene immediately.
Chapter completed!