Chapter 39 Industries derived from going to the toilet
I was summoned to Shangguan Zhengxing last night. After saying the official words on the table, I forgot it. I just remember clearly that Guo Enxiong was the one who was accompanying him. And this guy was not polite at all. When he was leaving, he actually called his brothers and brothers to the two Shangguans in front of me. Moreover, these two Shangguans looked very surprised, which was so disgusting.
Generally speaking, disgusting things are endless. I don’t know if this practice banquet is done. I went to the toilet three times that morning, which was not only disgusting, but also very hot.
I have wasted countless high-end, low-end, incense-filled toilet paper, and I never thought about what to do if it was gone. Only then did I realize how happy it is to have a roll of soft toilet paper. If God had the opportunity to give me a roll of toilet paper, I would cherish it very much. If I wanted to tell you how to cherish it, I would say that only half a piece is used at a time!
"Does it still hurt?" Yu'er asked gently.
To be honest, it’s better for my wife. I have wiped out half a pound of sesame oil and I feel more comfortable.
"It's better, damn Qianxianglou, from today on, the Ning family is not allowed to treat guests to dinner. Haha, I don't know what the two Shangguans are like now."
Suddenly I thought of the two Shangguans who met the capital. I don’t know what the situation is now. How many toilets are there in the inn? If there is only one, hehe, it’s really a pain for the two Shangguans, haha.
"Hehe, look at the man who is gloating, I have missed you for thousands of miles of time and sent you the edicts that my mother often talks about in the literature. I have seen it accidentally.
"By the way, my wife, why haven't you been busy with embroidery these days?" I didn't pay attention. I suddenly looked at the table empty, unlike the baskets and bowls that were piled everywhere before.
"Oh, Aunt Zhang said that doing these meticulous jobs when you are pregnant will hurt your eyes, so you asked the three girls to do it."
Yu'er moved her position and lay flat. From this angle, she could clearly see that Yu'er's belly was indeed arched.
"Oh, no wonder, what are they?"
My wife is careless on weekdays, and it looks awkward to do needlework, but her skills are really good.
"Nothing, they are all made for our son's clothes, and the three girls just can't sit still."
These days, the clothes are made by women. I feel embarrassed to go out if anyone wants to wear clothes that are not made by their own mother or mother. Any woman or mother who knows how to make clothes and shoes is unqualified. Therefore, girls have to develop needlework when they are young. This is also a standard for measuring whether a girl is virtuous and helpless.
It was a little better. I stopped Yu'er and pulled Erya to walk into the cowshed to find Sangouzi. This guy was so smart. Although he was an agent steward, Uncle Li had monopolized the power since I restored my status as a county. He had experienced and did everything he had, for fear that Sangouzi would divide his power. Now Sangouzi is in a leisurely state. He either stayed with Niu and went to Dayong to tease those piglets, or discussed with Li Er whether he would make a chicken or duck or something to come out for a tooth sacrifice.
"What, Lord, do you want to make paper? What is toilet paper?" Sangouzi was surprised, but it was not surprising. As my hard-core dog-legged, Sangouzi had long developed the habit of trusting the Lord to obtain eternal life. He trusted anything inexplicable things I said without conditions, and tried every means to find ways to complete the tasks I assigned. This is the advantage of Sangouzi.
Only then can I realize the benefits of the emperor far away from mountains and mountains. Do whatever I want. Papermaking is not a high-tech thing. Now I have it at home. Of course, in my eyes, it is not a matter of use as a fire-driven thing, I really don’t know what I can do. It’s just that paper of this quality is so expensive. For example, the price of three dou of rice can be exchanged for a piece of paper. Oh my God!
There are bamboos on the East Mountain. I saw them when I was picking white orchids before. They were very big, but I don’t know what kind of bamboo they were. As for the village, I just need to build a water pounding room for pounding bamboos. There is a water mill in the village. As for the large crucibles that are steamed and cooked, they are all simple. Master Zhou directly asked someone to make it.
"Sangouzi, do you still remember when the last time you had diarrhea?" I asked deeply, and they were all experienced people, and I knew the taste.
"Yeah, Yeah, I'm afraid it's been some days."
Sangouzi glanced at the second girl behind me and forgot about this girl. He didn't know if this big man could bear such rude words. He looked back at the second girl. Although his face was a little flushed, he was still stable. He was indeed worthy of being the girl from our Shenquan County and had courage.
"Does it hurt?..."
Before I finished speaking, Erya behind me moaned, put down the food and water prepared for me, and ran away in a flash. Looking at Erya's back, Sangouzi stretched out his tongue and smiled badly.
"Sir, may I be too?"
Get out of here, kicked it. Sangouziru is good at ease and can actually avoid my eighth-level skilled foot.
"Bad, who is the Lord? Can you compare with you? Go and ask Carpenter Zhao to come. Let's discuss the matter of water pounding. By the way, call Master Zhou too."
Sitting on the stool in the cowshed, it was painful and hot. I moved and carefully avoided the sensitive part. No, I still felt more comfortable standing. I was fiddling with the clothes behind me when I suddenly saw Erya standing shyly. When did I come back? This girl is elusive.
"Erya, it's just right. I told the kitchen to deliver lunch to the cowshed. By the way, prepare more food. What about you? Should you go back to eat or eat with us here?"
The rules I set for eating at home, the girls and the women and women ate together, but they only had two tables. Yu'er and I really had no appetite. Yu'er also felt that everyone was very interested in eating in the same room.
"Yes, sir, I am here to serve the sir."
Haha, this girl follows me every day and doesn’t feel bored. She is very interested in these innovative inventions and often asks about what she doesn’t understand. I am happy to explain the mystery to people. Of course, I don’t know if the second girl understands it.
Soon, Master Zhou and Carpenter Zhao nodded, thinking that papermaking is a feasible cause, and I also learned that my papermaking technique is an innovation based on the current papermaking technique. The raw material is bamboo on Dongshan, and water pounding can also be realized. Master Zhou planned to use iron to make the pounding head of water pounding, while Carpenter Zhao continued to work with Master Zhou, and all carpenter Zhao was done by Carpenter Zhao.
Yes, Master Zhou and Carpenter Zhao already have the meaning of division of labor and cooperation. This is a kind of progress. In terms of thinking, you can feel the convenience brought by division of labor and cooperation, and at the same time you can also experience the benefits brought by this cooperation when working.
As the saying goes, the cowshed on Sangouzi, Dayong’s pig farm and Li Er’s bird house have a foundation for cooperation, but the mine of Gui and the honeycomb coal workshop under Dayong’s hands are a little worse. Of course, there are objective reasons for this. Take your time. I believe that as long as the transportation problem is solved, a certain result can be achieved.
The Ning family is currently able to take advantage of some of Baihualu, white wine, and honeycomb coal, which is far from meeting the standards of a big business. This papermaking workshop must be established and put into production as soon as possible. The main work in the early stage is to solve various problems encountered in the papermaking process. This month, I stayed in the papermaking workshop, and the time was actually very tight. It was almost summer. By the end of the year, two or three types of paper must be developed. Only in this way can I have the confidence and something I can take advantage of when I return to the capital.
Guo Enxiong was not careful. Uncle Li’s financial statements can be reflected in the fact that monthly sales increased by about 30%, and Baihualu alone was a 300% increase. The weather gradually became hotter, and the sales of honeycomb coal remained the same. This is also normal. The rise of liquor is slow, mainly because I controlled the shipment volume here. After all, most of the products are still hidden in caves and it will take some time to leave the factory. Besides, we are embarrassed to meet people who have not returned to Beijing by the end of the year.
Chapter completed!