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Prologue + first chapter, always similar opening

Preface

"Wow! Suck (sip)! Haha! It is worthy of being the three abnormal abilities of anime, it is just awesome!" A young man with a bit of a lewd look and drooled in his mouth said looking at the computer.

Pick up the cup noodles, one of the three major otaku artifacts that I just soaked, and ate them while sighing, "Ah! The power of the light eagle wings is so great x~~, if the Saiyan has this ability, Buddha power sand counts eggs! Then look at the ability of others' qi, practice it to the depths of the universe and play it casually! Suck it~~! Yes! Gulu! Ah~~~! I have my favorite~~! There is only one slogan! The magical artifact is in hand! I have it all in the world! Ah~~! Pangu Axe! Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang Tower! Chaos Pearl! Woo! I feel depressed when I think about it!"

The young man ate instant noodles in dejectedly and sighed, "How great it would be if I had these abilities! What a pity, it was realistic~~! Suck~~~! Woo! Cough cough!" Bang!

It turned out that he choked too quickly, and because of the large movement, he accidentally fell off the chair and the cup of noodles flew out.

"Ah? Nani cereals? Wow~!!" The god of decay possessed~~~!

It turned out that the young man inserted his toes into the wiring board not far away after he fell to the ground. He deserved that he was unlucky. The bowl of noodles also fell on it, so...

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"kimojina~~~!" "Hey! Don't talk birds in others!" "You have to worry! I'm happy! If you have the ability, you can bite me!"

"You..." "What are you? You are so magical! Well! Boy! Listen! I am the only one who goes to heaven and earth, the only one who is the representative of the immortals and gods, handsome and elegant, handsome and elegant... (omitted nn) What kind of ragged god is the pear blossom that presses the plum blossoms!"

"It's the guardian god of Earth Star! It's the god of Earth Star! If it weren't for me, you wouldn't have died many times!" The guardian god said angrily.

"Tsk! It's weird if you believe in you! Why don't you say you are Gaia? Maybe I will believe it!"

The patron saint said disdainfully, "Gaia? That little loli? Cut! Just her! The Mother Earth Houtu is the God Mother of the Earth! How can a little girl who manages the two-dimensional world be compared with the great god on the original star!"

"Hi! Is there such a relationship? I've learned it! But then again, is the Mother Earth Houtu you mentioned..."

"Not bad! The Mother of Earth Houtu is the mother of the earth who created the six realms of reincarnation - Chengtian imitated the empire of the Emperor of Houtu!" "……………”

"Why aren't you surprised?" "Who said it! I'm so surprised! Oh my god! Queen Houtu! So great! Okay!"

"...she didn't say it!" The guardian squatted aside and drew circles in depressed mood.

After a while, the patron saint stood up and came to the young man who was still lying on the grass and said, "Brother! It's almost time to leave! Otherwise, the person who checked the post will be in trouble!"

The young man opened his eyes and looked at the patron saint, "Where to go? Reincarnation? I don't want it!"

The patron saint was speechless, rubbed his forehead and asked again, "What do you want?"

The young man sat up happily this time, "When they meet you gods, they have to travel to other worlds and give you some cows and abilities. We don't require too much, just have the abilities in the three animes! Then go around a certain world in the second dimension!"

"I'm talking to you! Don't go too far, okay! Go and reincarnate quickly! If you don't do a good job, you have to go to be a fan of foreigners!" The guardian said angrily.

"Since that's the case, I'll be fine later! Anyway, the people who checked the post will get me away later!" Say, the young man lay down again.

Seeing the young man's behavior, the guardian saint's face instantly turned into a lump of color. He took out an hourglass and looked at it, gritting his teeth and said, "Okay! I promise! But you have to leave immediately!"

The young man stood up and said with a flattering look on his face, "No problem! As long as you finish your business, you will never be burdened!"

The guardian said angrily, "Tell me! What are the abilities?" "Oh! The light eagle in the useless world, that is, the power of the tree thunder royal family. Be angry in the dragon ball! Fate guards the imagination of Shiro Umiya at night! To upgrade the version, you can copy the treasures that exist! Artifacts! Spirit treasures and the like!"

"Damn it! Lingbao!! You play with me! I still want it! No! Change it!" said the guardian god with teeth gritted.

"Ah! No! Then forget it! Lingbao doesn't want it! Is that OK?" the young man scratched his head and said.

"This is almost the same! Look!" As he said that, a golden light flew into the young man's forehead.

"Okay? Let's go!" The guardian saint waved his hand and said to the young man like he was driving a flies.

"Okay! Take it!" The young man stretched out his hand happily.

Looking at the guardian of the hand in front of him, he wondered, "What are you taking?" "You are a treasure! I won't say it anymore!" said the young scoundrel.

"You...no!!" The guardian roared with a pig's face. "No? Then I'll wait a little longer!" He said that and wanted to lie down again.

At this time, the hourglass in the patron saint's arms suddenly vibrated, and his face changed and looked at the young man with a fierce glaring, "Take it! Get it out of me quickly!"

I saw a silver light flying into the young man's body and disappeared. The young man was so smiling that he was about to speak when he was kicked out by the guardian god, "Get out of here!" pong!

"Wow! You bad god! I curse you with Wen Xing! Let you *……………(*&…%¥”

Seeing the disappearing guardian Wen Xing wiped his sweat and said, "He! It turns out that this kid is a plague god! No wonder he is unlucky!" "Who is unlucky!"

A crisp sound rang behind the Guardian. The Guardian was so scared that he was shocked and turned around with a flattering look on his face and said, "Empress! You are here! Empress Sheng'an! The young man has been waiting for a long time!"

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In the time and space tunnel, Wen Xing flew forward while rubbing his butt, baring his teeth and said, "It hurts so much! You are so weak! Fortunately, I am the soul body, so why don't you fall apart! Hiss!"

After rubbing for a while, Wen Xing suddenly remembered something and said, "I seem to have forgotten something? What is it?"

After thinking hard for a while, Wen Xing finally remembered it, and saw him yelling, "Cao! Forgot to ask me where I am going! Ah!"

At this time, a powerful attraction suddenly appeared and sucked Wen Xing away.

The first chapter is always similar

"Life~~~ is a strong one after another!" A little guy with a thorny head and brain lay beside a small lake and looked at the sky and sighed.

"Ha~~~!" The little guy yelled and then complained, "I didn't expect that the space black hole would actually suck me into the useless world of heaven and earth! He also became that wooden twin brother! Life is indeed a big coffee table!"

That’s right! This child is the young man called the God of Plague - Wen Xing! That is, the twin brother of Jungmu Tiandi, now Jungmu Tianyu!

Xiao Tianyu lay lazily on the grass, enjoying the comfort of the breeze blowing on the Buddha.

"Hmm?" Suddenly, Xiao Tianyu opened his eyes and glanced in a certain direction and sighed, "Ah! I've been here again! Really! My sister is more troublesome than my mother! I really don't know what they are playing with when they exchange identities like this?"

"Forget it! Let's play hide-and-seek with them!" After that, it slowly disappeared.

That's right, it disappeared! Ah! Why do you ask? Simple! The silver light thrown by the patron saint at the beginning was a Qiankun ring. Maybe it was too hastily at that time, and there was actually a practice technique in the ring thrown, so it was cheap for our pig's feet and children's shoes!

And I have to say that God is Niu 13! There are awesome things in the rings thrown by you! Like Feitian 1 in the universe detective! Archangel in the big wood se! The modification of the double sun stove in the egg! Unicorn machine! Red comet! In short, it is all produced by anime!

When Xiao Tianyu saw these things, he almost collapsed! His brain was congested by 400%! His eyes were red and he could hit the sun in the opposite direction!

Fortunately, I was young at that time, and a series of actions only made people think that this bb is more active.

So in the spirit of enduring hardship first and then enjoying happiness, the little guy has started practicing.

Originally, Tianyu thought it was very difficult to build a foundation, but he didn't expect that the skill he practiced was "Creating the World Stars" based on the stars!

As long as he has the power of stars, he can practice, so he has already practiced and sucked down the power of stars that had accumulated in the universe for nn years, and almost endured him to death!

(Creation of the Star Level Division: Awakening Star-Practicing Star-Closing Star-Gathering Star-Clustering Star-Star-Kire-Galaxy-Nebula-Galaxy-Nebula-Star-Dou-Star-Sky-Sky-Sky-Sky-Sky-Sky-Sky-Sky-Sky-Sky-Sky-Sky-Sky-Sky-Sky-Sky-Sky-

Corresponding cultivation level: Foundation building - Golden Pill - Yuanying - Combination - Mahayana - Earth Immortal - Heavenly Immortal - Taiyi Xuan Immortal - Daluo Golden Immortal - Quasi-saint - Hunyuan Daluo Golden Immortal - Saint)

For the sake of life, Tianyu had to rush to move the Chenxing Jue wildly. Finally, after a while, Tianyu's mind blew in his mind and the whole world was quiet!

I don’t know how long it took, Tianyu finally woke up. He looked around in a daze and said, “Where am I?”

After looking at the surrounding environment, Tian Yu suddenly remembered what happened before he fell into a coma. "Oh no! Cultivation!" He quickly checked his body.

It didn't matter when it seemed that it almost made Tianyu excited to use a baseball bat to throw the moon, and used an ice shaving machine to shave the sun.

Tianyu drooled and giggled, "Hehe! Hehe! Hehe! Hehe! He has developed! He didn't expect that he could jump to level three in a row by practicing qigong! Hehe! It is worthy of being one of the necessary bug abilities for time traveling through time and level practice!"

After a while, Tianyu finally came to his senses. After carefully checking his body, his little face smiled like a flower.

"I finally have the capital! My body has also been strengthened! And it is the kind that can directly withstand 10 times the gravity! Hehe! The future cultivation will be guaranteed!"

In this way, autumn goes and winter comes, and three years pass by in a blink of an eye.

Nowadays, Tianyu is able to skillfully use the three-winged light eagle and is about to open the fourth one!

The energy has reached 10w, and it can withstand 50 times the gravity, and is now heading towards 60 times!

The realization of fantasy can also perfectly reproduce the treasures, artifacts and their abilities of Yizhi by about 40%!

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"Tianyu! Tianyu! Where are you? You're going home for dinner!" As the sound got closer, a beautiful woman slowly walked out of the woods.

The woman looked around the lake and said anxiously, "It's really! It's gone again! This child is so worrying! It's going to be dark soon! What should I do!"

Looking at the anxious woman Tianyu's mouth curled slightly, "Hehehe! Sister! Sister! Do you think I can't tell if I exchange identities with my mother? You should also underestimate my sensory ability!"

That’s right! This woman is the sister Tiannu who exchanges identities with Jungmu’s mother Qingyin (Note: There is already one in all versions called Qingyin! So for the sake of separation, the name of Tiandi Mama is the name in the OV version)!

Looking at the anxious sister who was looking for Tianyu, Tianyu lifted her invisibility and climbed up from the hiding grass, "I'm here! Mom!"

You act, I act, everyone act! You act, I act, everyone act! Who can compare with us time travelers in acting!

Looking at Tianyu walking out of the grass, the Tianmei's "mother" immediately came to him and hugged Tianyu and looked left and right. "You child is really! Always worrying! Mom! Are you hurt?"

On the way home, Tianyu pulled his sister and asked, "Mom! Where is the brother?" The girl smiled slightly, pointed at Tianyu's little head with her finger and said angrily, "You! You know your brother! She threw him home alone and ran out to play!"

Tian Yu covered his little head aggrievedly and said, "There's no way! Brother is too stupid! He doesn't understand what I said at all! He always thinks he is self-righteous and talks about his title of brother!"

"You!" The sister gave Tianyu a helpless look. Tianyu stuck out her tongue and pretended to be scared.

When I got home, I saw my stupid brother Tiandi standing at the door and looking at me, and said with a look of a little adult, "Xiao Yu! How dare you ignore your brother and go to play by yourself! It's too unfair to take me seriously!"

Tianyu tilted his head with a confused look on his face and asked, "Are you talking to me?" Hey! You can't be Kakashi's reincarnation, right?

At this time, the father and sister who came out of the house burst into laughter after hearing Tian Yu's words, and the brother in front of Tian Yu stared at me with a red face, "Woo~~! Damn Xiao Yu! Ignore you!" After that, he ran into the house angrily.

"Hahaha~~! Haha~~!" The three of them laughed unscrupulously after watching Tiandi run into the house.

Note: Finally decided! At the request of readers! The name of Tiandi Mama is officially launched with the name Zhengmu Qingyin!
Chapter completed!
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