Chapter 97: The Tragic Babaozhai and the Burning Ranma
"It's wrong to steal things! It's even more wrong to steal girls' things! And stealing girls' underwear is a death sentence! Grandpa! Are you ready?"
There was silence, and the hearts of the cute boy with a sunny smile in front of him were silent.
"No! That cute little brother is going to be in trouble! The lustful old man is very powerful! What should I do?" "Little brother run away quickly! That old man is a devil! He will kill you!"
"Hey! Ranma! Don't pretend to be dead! Go and save people!"
"How can you do this when I've been beaten like this?" Ranma, who was lying on the ground like a pool of mud, immediately shouted.
"It's over! What should I do? Xiao Qian! Think of a solution quickly! That little brother is going to be finished!"
"Don't worry! Tianyu won't be in trouble! It should be~!" (Hey! What does your uncertain tone mean? Look down on us super soldiers? Get out of the way! Super soldiers? Do you think you are a monkey-screw! Get home to see your daughter! Uncle!...)
Looking at Xiao Qian who was hesitant, the girls beside him asked worriedly, "What does it mean? Xiao Qian! You are not sure, right?" Xiao Qian, who was exposed, smiled dryly.
Just as the women attacked Xiao Qian and Ranma, Babaozhai had already fought with Tianyu.
The two of them were moving quickly, attacking and defending, and no matter how Babaozhai attacked Tianyu, he would give him his attack.
Seeing that the attack was blocked, Babaozhai immediately activated the secret trick of fooling around. "The little brat is good! He is much stronger than my unlovable disciple! Do you want to be my disciple? I can give you all the gains I have today!"
Angry! Seeing the old man giving his underwear to others as if no one was around, the girls had already burned with flames.
So hot! Feeling the super heat source not far away, Tianyu secretly wiped the sweat from his forehead.
"I'm so sorry! Grandpa! For the sake of your life, I have to ask you to sacrifice!" Tian Yu moved as he said that.
Tianyu instantly disappeared from Babaozhai's eyes, and then his figure appeared beside Xiao Qian and Ranma.
Looking at the boy who suddenly disappeared and appeared, a huge wave of waves stirred up in Babaozhai's heart. "So fast! Someone's speed can break through the limits of human beings! Fortunately, he was not serious! Hum?"
At this time, Babaozhai found that his body suddenly became much lighter, and then he found that the spoils on his back were gone. "Ah! My collection!"
Looking at Babaozhai who was screaming, Tianyu raised his hand and said, "I'm really sorry! Grandpa! These things do not belong to you! So I'll go back!" The objects in Tianyu's raised hands were the baggage used by the old man to put on his underwear.
"Give it! I will return the original item!" He said that, and handed over the bag to the girls behind him.
"Give it back to me!! That's mine!!" Seeing the underwear that the girls took away, Babaozhai broke out, and he, a hungry dog, rushed over.
Down! A crisp and powerful blow sounded, and a super home run appeared.
"Boy! I can't spare you!!! I will definitely come back!!!" Are you a Big Big Wolf? It seems to be more than ten years earlier.
Everyone on the Babaozhai playground who turned into stars was stunned, "What awesome! He can actually knock the source of all evil away!"
Looking at Tianyu who threw away the baseball bat, Xiao Qian and Ranma didn't know what to say! After looking at each other, they carried Tianyu up in a consistent manner, and then ran away.
Looking at the direction where the three of them disappeared, Xiaomei in front of the classroom window said to herself, "I didn't expect that boy to be so powerful! It would be the best if I could be a bodyguard who doesn't have money!" Khan! The first thing I think about is money! It's worthy of being a slave to money!
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"Ah~! It's really inhumane! He actually drove me out!" This was Tianyu who was driven out of the school by Ranma and Xiao Qian.
Gulu~~! A sound of rebellion suddenly came from Tianyu's stomach.
Looking at the gurgling stomach, Tianyu scratched his head inexplicably, "I don't remember that I still need to eat to replenish energy now! Can the gods also go hungry? Or did I understand it wrong before? Forget it! Find a place to sacrifice to the Five Insect Temple first!" As he said that, he began to look around.
After scanning the circle, I found that it was either a coffee shop or a cake shop. If I could fill my stomach, these places would not work! If it was just for leisure, I could go there.
After wandering around for a long time, Tianyu finally found a Chinese restaurant [Cat Restaurant] in a street.
Looking at the lucky cat-like sign in front of him, Tianyu sighed, "Ah! I'm really destined to be! Since that's the case, I decided it's here!" After that, he pushed the door and went in.
"Welcome! Ah! It's you little guy! The bastard who made me and Ranma become husband and wife!" As soon as I entered the door, I saw Shan Pu pointing at Tianyu's nose and shouting.
Looking at the fingers in front of him, Tianyu stretched out his hand and said, "Don't use fingers casually! It's very rude! Besides, what does it have to do with me if you and Ranma become husband and wife?"
Shan Pu trembled all over her body, "I said I don't care about you! If you hadn't let Ranma take the blame and be chased by me! How could I be wrong? It's such a beautiful marriage! I'm going to compete with others for my future happiness now!"
"This is not very good! Only with competition can you be motivated! Only with opponents can you cherish the fruits of victory! Actually~ I am also for your own good! Old lady! A bowl of beef ramen! Add more meat!" I didn't forget to order food by tying my mouth!
"Okay! Young man! Add a portion of beef noodles!" The old woman quickly prepared a bowl of beef noodles.
"The noodles are ready! Young boy! Then!" As he said that, he made a little ramen bowl and flew over.
"Oh! Three grams of oil!" As he said that, Tianyu reached out and took the ramen very easily, but the ramen and soup in the bowl were not sprinkled at all.
"Wow~! Suck~~~~! Huh! It smells so good! I'm starting to move!" Tian Yu picked up a pair of chopsticks and rubbed them gently, and separated the chopsticks.
Looking at Tianyu who was so delicious that he ate, the old lady's eyes were shocked, "What awesome little baby! She took my energy so easily! Judging from his actions, the little baby's control has reached the realm of transformation! It may even surpass the old body! Genius!"
"Huh~! It tastes so good! Hiccup! Haha! I haven't eaten such delicious ramen for a long time! Old lady! The money is here! I will come when I have time!" After that, I got up and walked out.
When she passed by Shanpu, Tianyu said in Shanpu's ear, "See you next time! Kitten! I will teach you a set of cat dances! Meow hahaha~~!" He said, and pushed open the door and ran away.
Shan Pu, who was chasing out of the door, shouted at the figure gradually moving away, "Stupid brat! I will shave your head next time!"
"I'm back!"
"Ah! Xiaoyu is back! It's time to start dinner!"
"Ah! No need! I've eaten it outside! Very delicious beef ramen! Very meow!"
"Ha? The smell of meow? What does that taste?" Everyone looked at Tianyu and were filled with fog.
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Early morning! Heavenly Taoism.
"Damn it! I didn't expect you to live in my house! Since you're so dying! The Eight Treasures Great Hua Wheel!" Babaozhai took out a burning firework from his arms and threw it at Tianyu.
Tian Yu threw out a small ball and hit Babaozhai's fireworks. Then a loud fireworks exploded, and instantly the smoke filled the entire room.
‘Blocked! The old man’s fireworks were actually blocked!’ I saw Ranma and his son and the head of the Tiandao family looking at what was happening in front of him in shock.
"Hosh~~~!" Ignoring everyone's eyes, Tianyu was drinking tea leisurely and almost ate "Sexy old man! You want to deal with me with your half-baked fireworks skills! It's still far from being able to practice for another three million years!"
"Ah!!! I'm so angry!!! I'm so angry!!! I must kill you!!" Babaozhai, who was already hysterically crazy, rushed towards Tianyu like a mad dog.
Seeing that Babaozhai was about to pounce on Tianyu, he pointed out that he was now in front of Babaozhai's forehead with one hand.
Tag! A crisp head resounded throughout the room, and then a loud bang came from the wall in the yard, and a human-shaped mural of Babaozhai was born.
Damn! Everyone except Jiana Qingyin and Tiandao family elder sister and second sister were all lost.
"Okay~Okay~Okay~so amazing~! It turned out to be just a light shot... This gap is too big!" Looking at the mural-like Babaozhai, Ranma didn't know that the chopsticks in his hand fell off.
"Since someone can restrain this demon! Woooo! The days of suffering are finally over!" A panda and an uncle were sprinkling water there.
Ranma silently put down his chopsticks and looked at Tianyu, "Tianyu! You... know martial arts! Right! I had doubts when I was in China before, agile movements! Always dodge just right! It seems that you have been hiding your weaknesses before!" As he said that, Ranma stood up and looked at Tianyu with firm eyes.
Looking at Ranma that had already started to burn, Tianyu slowly put down the teacup and said, "Why?"
Alas? Everyone was stunned. At this time, Tianyu's voice was still calm and said, "Why should I compete with you? Give me a reason!"
"This..." Ranma had no reason to ask for help from his elders and the women.
Looking at Ranma's pitiful eyes like an abandoned puppy (as is it so miserable? Isn't it just a game?) the girls couldn't bear to agree for a moment.
I saw Xiaoxia, a good lady from Tiandao family, said, "That! Tianyu! Just compete with Ranma! Otherwise we will be in peace! He will become very noisy!"
With his head tilted to look at Sister Xiaoxia who was embarrassed that you didn't agree to me, Tianyu sighed helplessly and said, "Ha! Really! I actually asked Miss Xiaoxia to heal her attributes! How can I refuse to let my otaku refuse!" Bang! All the people in the room were immediately knocked down by Tianyu, except Sister Xiaoxia.
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In the dojo, Tianyu, who had changed into combat attire, looked at Ranma opposite and said calmly, "As long as you can touch the corner of my clothes within thirty minutes, I will admit that your strength will compete with you! If it doesn't work! Then I'm sorry! Please never make this request again!"
After hearing Tian Yu's request, Ranma said with a serious expression, "I understand! Let's start!" After that, he immediately took an attacking posture.
Xiaomei, who was sitting next to her, took a timer and adjusted it, put it in front of her and looked at the two of them and said, "The timing begins!" and then looked at the switch.
Ranma rushed over with a intensive attack, and Tianyu avoided all attacks without even moving his feet.
Seeing all the attacks fail, Ranma was shocked, "So powerful! He actually avoided all the attacks! And all passed by! Since that's the case~~~~'
Ranma's body changed and his fists tightly tied his waist and shouted, "Look at it! Tianjin Ganli Fist! Ah da da da da da~~~!" Countless fist shadows appeared in front of Tianyu.
"Well~! Very fast fists! It's just a pity! It's just a random fight! There's no structure at all! And there are many flaws!" Tian Yu stepped on Yu Bu and leisurely avoided Ranma's fists and gave advice from time to time.
All Ranma's attacks were gone, and half of the time had passed. Ranma, who was already a little panting, gritted his teeth and jumped up and shouted, "Look at the move! The tiger's speeding car!" Then he saw a huge air blast with a diameter of more than one meter flew towards Tianyu.
As the air bomb got closer, everyone realized that Tian Yu was indifferent to Ranma's attack "Danger!"
Just as Xiao Qian got up and wanted to rush over, Tian Yu slowly raised one hand and stretched out a finger.
Then a finger-sized air bounce flew out from his fingertips towards Ranma's air bounce.
Chapter completed!