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Chapter 700: Come on, give the Prince 20 pounds of homework to add to the fun

"It's been two years. Do you know how I got here in the past two years?"

"It's a good thing that I'm not a human being. Otherwise, if I had to sit on the throne for two years, I would definitely have hemorrhoids!

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Qin Muye looked at the transported Shilong, and then connected it with the national destiny to form a brand new patron saint, a patron saint under his control.

And through this patron saint, he constantly analyzes the national destiny of the entire Daqian.

"Ah...I've been sitting here for so long and I've never seen him get hemorrhoids." Ji Shan beside him shook his eggshell body and muttered in a low voice.

"Why do you get hemorrhoids from an egg? I look almost human on the outside, but you are going a bit too far." Qin Muye complained.

Jishan's long development period doesn't know when he will break out of his shell.

"I also have egg rights, you can't discriminate against me, otherwise Danquan will warn you!" Ji Shan said sonorously and forcefully after floating up.

"Okay, okay, you can get hemorrhoids even with just one egg." Qin Muye was quite speechless. You are fighting for this thing. It seems that you are too capable.

At this time, Ji Shan was also a little speechless. Why was he arguing with his father about this when he had nothing to do?

"Hahaha~" Huangfuxing on the side laughed happily when he saw this scene.

"Why are you laughing? Have you finished your homework today?" Ji Shan turned the gun directly. If you can't beat me, you can't beat your brother?

Huangfuxing's expression changed, and then he muttered in a low voice: "I'm only two years old, and you guys give me homework. It's not humane at all."

Hearing this, Qin Muye sneered: "What, you don't want to be a human anymore?"

This kid is still too young. He will just criticize Jishan if he criticizes him. Why can't he think of bringing him along with him?

Before Huangfu Xing could explain, Qin Muye said decisively: "Ji Shan, give this boy another three pounds of homework and let him know what it means to produce a filial son under the stick."

As soon as these words came out, Huangfuxing's face turned green. He wasn't always given by pages before, so why was it suddenly given by pounds now?

"Father, I have to work hard today. There are too many homeworks that I can't finish." Huangfu made a happy face and acted coquettishly.

"It's okay. I recently refined a magical power for you. It's called the Great Healing Technique. Even if you have just died, as long as your body is still warm, I can bring you back. So as long as you can't die after practicing, you can die for me. Li Lian." Ji Shan also sneered. This kid is no big or small, but he still dares to laugh at his little jokes.

"Don't worry, Xing'er. Your brother's great healing technique has some flaws, but don't worry, I can resurrect you even if he can't save you. You can rest assured in terms of technology." Qin Muye touched Huangfuxing's head and said He said with a kind face.

Huangfuxing: "..."

"I'm only two years old, and some children haven't even been weaned yet!

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"Yes, you are already two years old, and you are no longer a little brat that we have to take care of for two or three months. We don't let you wash, cook, and work to make money, thanks to our big business, otherwise you would not only We have to do homework, practice martial arts, and work to earn money to support us."

"Look, your eldest brother is an idiot, and your father and I are bastards. Who can I rely on if I don't rely on you?"

Qin Muye said it in a tone that made him burst into tears. If there wasn't a logical problem with the content of his words, it would have been touching.

The two of them had placed great hopes on Huangfuxing. After all, he was the first emperor to come out of their family. He had to be trained well. He was not a genius like Ji Shan, so he had to be raised from an early age.

You must know that in order to enable Huangfu Xing to take care of himself as soon as possible, the two of them gave him a lot of BUFFs. Basically, they can be said to be the people of the abyss. But in another world, it might be another disaster.

"Let's just say, can you please stop saying such outrageous things in such an affectionate state? Two years old, I am two years old! Not twenty!

[To be honest, I have been using Yeguo Reading recently to catch up on books, change sources, and read aloud with many sounds, and it can be used on both Android and Apple.]

!" He felt that if he continued to hang out with the father and son, he would eventually become the same kind of person.

That would be a disaster for Da Gan.

"It's okay. You can also claim to the outside world that you are twenty months old. It's not too different. As long as you talk quickly enough, no one will notice the time unit." Ji Shan said seriously.

"Is this a matter of time unit? I look like this, let alone call me twenty years old, even if I am five years old, people would still believe me..." Huangfuxing felt that Ji Shan was really unreliable.

But there was no other way. He found that his elder brother was really tough, and he also gave himself a series of weird innate magical powers such as counter-shock and rebound, so that if he hit him with one point of strength, he would be able to retaliate with ten points of force from the enemy.

Don't ask him how he knew it. When he was a master of skin training, he wanted to fight Ji Shan for two moves. His strength was a little stronger, and then Qin Muye helped with first aid, otherwise he would be dead.

That's why Ji Shan gained an additional innate magical power called Great Healing Technique, which he reserved exclusively for himself when he was weak.

As for giving it to others, Qin Muye and Ji Shan don't need it, so who else can it be given to if it's not for him?

"What you said makes sense, and I've been convinced by you, but you can't lose three kilograms of homework. After all, a gentleman's words are hard to catch up with, and I'm not a gentleman but a villain, so I decided to give you another three kilograms to make up the whole number. , Just ten pounds." Qin Muye looked at Ji Shan after speaking.

Ji Shan understood immediately and gave Huangfu Xing twenty kilograms of work on the spot.

"Dad, brother, do you think there is something wrong with my eyes? We can't tell lies with our eyes open. Do you call this ten pounds? It must be twenty pounds..." Huangfuxing was speechless. The two of them People are really shameless, and there is no hesitation in trying to trick him.

"Really? I didn't pay attention. Why are you paying attention to the three to five kilograms of weight? Do your homework as soon as you have time." Ji Shan refused to admit it at all.

"How can a man live in heaven and earth and live in depression for a long time? Today I rebelled!" Huangfu Xing threw down his homework, and then found Qin Muye took out the rattan from under the dragon chair and handed it to Ji Shan.

"I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I don't have Fang Tian Hua Ji. You can be a man, but you must do your homework." Huangfu picked up the homework that had been thrown to the ground angrily, and then hurriedly sat down to do his homework seriously.

Although Huangfuxing has never been beaten with a cane, he has seen Ji Shan use cane methods to level a mountain. In addition, Qin Muye will be resurrected. He can be sure that if he really gets beaten by one, As for Teng Tiao, even Ji Shan's great healing skills couldn't save him, so Qin Muye could only help him resurrect.

It's fine when you're chatting nonsense, but holding a cane means you have no choice, and you still have to obey the orders honestly.

"How is your recent subspace digging? When are you going to play the role of Evil God?" Qin Muye took back the cane and stuffed it back under the dragon chair. He had transformed the dragon chair into a space object, and there were a lot of messy things in it. In addition to rattan, there are also things like Fat House Happy Water, laptop computers, nuclear fusion power plants, etc.

"It's not good. I found that the more I dig, the stronger my luck becomes, but I can't find the source. I doubt if I keep digging like this, I really have to dig out this thing." Ji Shan also restrained his previous unreliability.

"That is to say, it is essentially a whole, and similar to a concept, it will continue to seep out as you dig into the subspace?"

"Is it possible that it is the source of luck?"

Qin Muye asked, after all, it was Ji Shan who was running this matter all along. Who else to ask if not him?

"The possibility is not small. From this, it seems that luck is not a good thing. It is best to implement a closure of the town and use martial arts for the extraordinary system." Ji Shan suggested.

At this time, Qin Muye did not answer immediately, but was thinking about the feasibility.

After all, the impact of this matter is too great. Now the entire Daqian has a complete Yun Dynasty system. He has relied on the method of luck to recruit many people with great luck for training. Once they succeed in their studies, these people will be Daqian. Pillar, perhaps this era will become the most dazzling era for civil servants and military generals.

From the current point of view, luck and national luck are beneficial and harmless to Daqian, but most things have two sides. Now Jishan's investigation has found that this luck system may be another big crisis.

"You continue to investigate first, wait until I solve the problem of Snake Father." Qin Muye means that it is not too late to solve it after he has his hands free. Now, there is no way to directly change the entire Yun Dynasty system from the Daqian Dynasty. Removing it from the body is tantamount to turning a person into a vegetative state.

So you have to be careful.
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