Chapter 710: Today we are farther than who pee
After figuring out the key, Xue Molian couldn't help but smile.
Hehe, what a cunning little monk, he almost thought to his words.
Fortunately, I am smart and can think a few more layers. This little monk made such a condition and clearly saw that I was a smart person and knew that I would not use scissors recklessly.
Well, the little monk's vision is still worthy of praise.
Wait...scissors?
If I use scissors and the little monk also comes out, it will be a draw. According to the rules that the little monk just added, it will still win by himself.
If you count this way, is it safest to use scissors?
Xue Molian looked up at the little monk again, feeling that the other party's clear eyes were a little unfathomable.
"Are you ready? Let's start."
Xuansheng spoke at this time. Seeing Xue Molian's expression change, he thought this girl was very interesting.
"Wait, let me think about it again."
Xue Molian interrupted. She had just looked at the little monk and always felt that her inner thoughts had been seen through.
Calm down, think about it again. If I don’t want to produce scissors, it’s the first layer, and the second layer, and guess the other party’s intention, it’s the third layer, and finally I go back and find out that the scissors is the foolproof way to win is the fourth layer.
So will the little monk be on the fifth floor?
What he was going to do was his fist!?
Xue Molian's little head became a little messy for a moment.
Wait, stay steady!
Xue Molian, you can do it. This is just a dumb monk who reads Buddhist scriptures hard. How could your intelligence be defeated here?
After calming down, I can beat the little monk's cloth and scissors with scissors, but the little monk really only thinks that I guessed that the third layer of cloth was produced and then used scissors to restrain me?
I can beat the little monk on the second level and the little monk on the fifth level...
Scissors can only win the little monk on the first floor and the little monk on the fourth floor...
Which floor is the little monk on?
Judging from his observation of the little monk, the other party is smart!
"Can you still guess? I'm going to come out."
After saying that, the little monk raised his hand, which was very meaningful to start directly.
Xue Molian gritted her teeth and felt that it was really a sign of weakness when interrupting the little monk repeatedly, so she raised her hand.
I bet he is smarter!
"Stone scissors cloth!"
As the slogan fell, Xue Molian stared at the little monk's cloth blankly, and there was a faint smile on his face.
"Amitabha, female donor, if you lose, you must keep your promise."
After Xuansheng finished speaking, he sat back and flipped out the Buddhist scriptures again, meaning to see off guests.
"You, you, you...how do you make a cloth!?"
Xue Molian's face turned red, and she was obviously anxious.
"Ah? Monks don't lie, but the monk says cloth, of course it's just cloth."
Xuansheng looked innocent.
Xue Molian was speechless in anger. Could it be that he was thinking too much? He was just a stupid monk?
"No, you just lied, you lied to me to count the cherry blossoms!"
Xue Molian retorted, thinking to himself, little monk, you have obviously deceived someone.
"The little monk didn't lie. The little monk did count and estimated the result, but he didn't say it must be right. How could he be considered a lie?"
Xuansheng looked innocent and raised his hand toward the gate of the courtyard, "Female donor, you won't admit that you lost, right?"
Xue Molian clenched her teeth, pinched her waist and ran to the door, feeling angry again, saying, "Little monk, wait, I will definitely beat you next time!"
"The little monk's Dharma name is Xuansheng, and he is not called a little monk."
Xuansheng shook his head helplessly, and after saying that, he stopped looking at Xue Molian, and focused on the Buddhist scriptures in front of him.
Okay, the noisy person has finally left. He can do his homework with peace of mind and will go up the mountain to play with his seniors tomorrow.
However, Xuansheng didn't know that he had provoked a little witch.
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"Why are you again?"
Xuansheng put down the Buddhist scriptures and thought to himself that this family is really strange. Why do you go up the mountain to worship Buddha every now and then? It would be better to just become a monk by admiring our Buddhism so much.
This is the fifth time Xue Molian has come to see him this month, which has greatly affected his hard work and study Buddhism.
There is no airtight wall in the world, and it may be that Xue Molian is a little slutty. This incident made his senior brother from the Damo Academy know about it, and he has been cancelled a lot recently.
Some people also teased him whether his skills in turning the flower ropes have improved a lot.
Of course, Xuansheng expressed his deniability with righteous words. He had never lost the showdown between him and Xue Molian. He successfully made the other party angry and cried for the last time, which made him feel like he shouldn't have.
Afterwards, Amitabha kept criticizing his sins... But seeing Xue Molian coming over with confidence and putting forward a new topic for the competition, she left in anger afterwards. It was really... so interesting.
"What are you comparing today?"
Xuansheng is also familiar with the path. He knows that if he doesn't beat this girl directly, he won't let it go, and will pester him and prevent him from studying hard.
"Hmph, little monk, you underestimate me too much. Today I won't take advantage of you. You will propose the competition content. I will defeat you in a dignified field where you are good at, and make you convinced!"
Xue Molian pinched her waist, looking full of confidence. She felt that she would decide the content of the competition every time, and even if she won in the end, she would not have any sense of accomplishment.
"Oh? Why is the female donor so confident today?"
Xuansheng said with a smile.
"Hmph~Don't think that you have won a few times and thought you can do everything. Today I will definitely win you, so set a question!"
Xue Molian sat on the stone bench, sitting upright, with a serious face.
Xuansheng asked again, "The little monk is indeed not omnipotent, but in the field where the little monk is good at, the female donor has no chance of winning. Do you really want the little monk to decide on the content of the competition?"
Xue Molian looked dissatisfied and thought to himself that the little monk was too arrogant. There was no comparison. He was so sure that he was good at the field he was good at. I must not be able to do it!?
"Speak quickly, I will definitely beat you today."
She said impatiently.
Xuansheng stood up, and his unfathomable look on the child was a little funny, but Xue Molian couldn't laugh. She was a little nervous. She had just made a big talk again, and it was really embarrassing to lose later.
"Today, we compare... to whom we pee far."
Xuansheng paced around the pavilion and stretched out a finger and said.
Xue Molian:???
After a few moments, she suddenly turned red with her face, and stood up and said angrily: "Dengtuzi, hooligan! Monk Hua! Monk of smelly monk!"
Xuansheng was a little confused, not knowing why the other party was so angry, "Then are you going to compete? If you don't compete, you will admit defeat."
Xue Molian blushed and surpassed Apple. I don’t know if it was angry or shy. After a few breaths of stalemate, she finally felt like a deflated ball, gritted her teeth and said, “I, I admit defeat.”
Then she ran out of the courtyard, leaving Xuansheng in chaos in the wind.
He touched his little bald head, a little confused. Could it be that Xue Molian had heard of his record, so he thought he was willing to give up the disadvantage?
He is indeed the farthest urination among his brothers.
Chapter completed!