Chapter 554: The scumbag is actually me?
Zhang Xuansheng once thought that he was just a simple handsome man, and it was normal for everyone to like handsome men.
But later he gradually remembered the report he had read about himself, and in the report he clearly pointed out that "the peerless face that makes women addicted" is one of his characteristics.
Even Joan of Arc, as a SCP Foundation containment with the same characteristics, was overwhelmed by his own characteristics, which shows how powerful it is.
Especially after many experiments and comparison verifications, it was proved that his face did have a different kind of magic.
Even the attacks issued by the forbidden existence disappeared in front of his face, which is 100% problematic!
"Oh, I'm envious, jealous and hateful. If I get along with each other, I might even get evenly covered with rain and dew."
Ling Zihan sighed and accidentally exposed his thoughts.
Zhang Xuansheng: "...I didn't expect Brother Ling to have a heart to be a scumbag, but I think you must first find the first Taoist partner."
Zhang Xuansheng was a little speechless. He suddenly remembered that Brother Ling was a single dog!
Isn’t this the most terrifying conversation between men, one single dog teaches another to fall in love, one dares to teach, and the other dares to believe.
"...Brother Xuansheng, sometimes I think you are quite compatible with my sister in some aspects. How can you not hurt your heart by slashing your knife?"
Ling Zihan was also speechless, and he was also surprised that he was not ugly, so he could only say that he had an ordinary appearance.
But he has a high cultivation and good talent. Why didn’t the beautiful little fairy fall in love with him?
Of course, it would be fine if a friend of life and death like Mo Shangwang, but now he feels that if it is appropriate, he can't be a grassroots hero.
"Junior Sister Ling... forget it."
Zhang Xuansheng imagined that if he and Junior Sister Ling became Taoist partners, he would wake up in the morning until sunset every morning, and he would not know how many times he would be criticized or how many times he would be stabbed.
The key is that there is someone like Junior Sister Ling by his side. Whenever he wants to pretend with a grace, he will probably be exposed ruthlessly, which is very embarrassing.
"What, Brother Xuansheng doesn't like my sister?"
Ling Zihan pretended to be angry and suddenly realized that if his sister had sent it out, wouldn’t anyone have stabbed him by his side?
Without a pretentious destructionist like his sister, wouldn’t he be able to dominate the world and find a beauty?
I go, after thinking about it, I quickly arrange it for Brother Xuansheng. Wouldn't it be perfect?
"Uh, I don't mean that, Brother Ling, I'm off topic. What about your second question?"
Zhang Xuansheng found a way to change the topic and bring Ling Zihan back from his future imagination.
"Well... Then I'm asking you the second question."
Ling Zihan pondered for a while and pressed the topic just now. The first task was to do a good job in the ideological work of the Xuansheng brothers.
"This question is simple. So, if your Senior Sister Ye is going to get married tomorrow, for example...oh, just marry Ji Zixuan from Lianxu Sect, how are you feeling now?"
After Ling Zihan finished speaking, he looked at Zhang Xuansheng with a gossipy expression.
Zhang Xuansheng didn't pay attention to Ling Zihan's behavior, but just fell into deep thought in an instant.
"I'm not happy, very unhappy! I want to strangle Ji Zixuan to death..."
Zhang Xuansheng said seriously.
Ji Zixuan, who was in seclusion in Lianxu Sect, suddenly woke up, and was covered in cold sweat behind her back, observing around inexplicably, wondering what was going on...
"Look, I guess that's it, but do you know that Ji Zixuan got married some time ago?"
As soon as Ling Zihan finished speaking, he felt a sharp murderous aura.
"Brother Xuansheng, why are you excited? You are not allowed to get married. The other party is not your Senior Sister Ye!"
Ling Zihan was speechless, but his words were indeed misleading.
"Who did Ji Zixuan marry?"
Zhang Xuansheng calmed down and was also a little gossiped. He had some impression of Ji Zixuan. He was an excellent brain-sucking man and a peerless foal among dogs.
"What's the name? I forgot, but I remember that fairy was your loyal fan of Brother Xuansheng before. She was crazy about you and seemed to have met you once, but you probably won't remember it."
Ling Zihan scratched his head. He never remembered the names of people who had nothing to do with him.
"That's it, so what?"
Zhang Xuansheng didn't understand Ling Zihan's intention to mention this matter.
"Don't you understand? You didn't realize that the fairy is also obsessed with you, but you are not angry at all when she and Ji Zixuan become Taoist couples, are you?"
Ling Zihan is good at temptation.
"I'm not angry, and I even have some sympathy for Brother Ji..."
Zhang Xuansheng was a little embarrassed and thought to himself that the fairy who could not remember his name would not be thinking about him now.
"Yes, but it would be different if it were your Senior Sister Ye. The female cultivator who is also beautiful and obsessed with you will show murderous aura, but you don't care about the other one. I'm not sure about the others, but I'm sure you are possessive of your Senior Sister Ye."
Ling Zihan felt the pleasure of finally answering the problem, and carefully observed Zhang Xuansheng's expression.
“Personality?”
Zhang Xuansheng pondered.
"Simply put, you just want your Senior Sister Ye to belong to you. Uh, it's a form of love."
Ling Zihan doesn't know how to describe it. He just wants Zhang Xuansheng to get to know his own thoughts now.
"I seem to understand a little. Even with Brother Ling's example just now, I think it's good to be a Taoist partner with Senior Sister Ye."
Zhang Xuansheng was a little surprised.
"Brother Xuansheng, don't worry, you may not be all you think now."
Ling Zihan persuaded.
"What?"
Zhang Xuansheng was confused.
"You can compare Liu Hongfeng as I just gave the example, and...well, my sister."
Ling Zihan was still a little confused when he said this, but in the end he was a bit confused.
Zhang Xuansheng:???
I can understand what you said Liu Hongfeng, why did you promote your sister?
After a few breaths.
"Brother Ling, I'm confused again."
Zhang Xuansheng was full of question marks and doubted himself.
"I understand, so what happened, are you all angry?"
Ling Zihan said curiously.
"The former is very angry, the latter... seems to be quite sympathetic to Ji Zixuan."
Zhang Xuansheng hesitated.
"...Brother Xuansheng, fortunately my sister is not here, otherwise we will both be scolded to death."
Ling Zihan was silent for a moment, and finally felt a little scared.
"So, Brother Xuansheng, I hope you apologize to me first and a solemn apology!"
Ling Zihan's eyes were filled with jokes, venting his resentment just now.
"Okay, sorry, I'm not qualified to complain about you scumbag."
Zhang Xuansheng felt that he was so confused that he was surrounded by it. According to Ling Zihan, if he felt unhappy and angry to kill someone, it would be loving.
Then wouldn’t I become a fickle scumbag???
Chapter completed!