Chapter 105 Longteng Hamburger
"Be good to your baby, don't cry, don't make trouble!" Zhang Bixuan said helplessly, holding the little ancestor.
Zhang Bixuan held Zhang Menglong high and began to study his son's little cock as big as a toothpick, saying, "Your little teapot is so big that you like to pee around. It's okay to become a big teapot in the future!"
Zhang Menglong may have understood Zhang Bixuan's words, and laughed and called out "Daba", and then soaked fresh baby urine and dripped it on Zhang Bixuan's face.
Zhang Bixuan said angrily: "You boy is so rebellious! I'm angry, I want to spank you!"
Not far away, the girls who were monitoring Zhang Bixuan's eyebrows were raised, and they all cleared their throats and said, "Yeah! Yeah!" It was obviously a threat. Zhang Bixuan said sadly and angryly: "It's unreasonable! I have to rely on him so much as I am so wronged!"
It’s strange that Zhang Menglong learned “Daba” in more than a month. When he saw Zhang Bixuan, he smiled and shouted: “Daba, hug!”
However, whenever Zhang Bixuan smiled and picked him up, his son Zhang Menglong was always covered in peeing and pooping. After countless times of being fooled, he felt danger when he heard Zhang Menglong call him "Daba".
At first, Zhang Bixuan wanted to hide, but the girls cared for their babies more than their husbands. Once Zhang Bixuan did not obey his parents, Zhang Menglong, Zhou Meili, Tang Xiaotian, and Xier treated herself as class enemies and used an inhumane way to prevent herself from touching them for weeks.
Zhang Bixuan is not an ascetic monk. He cannot regard color as emptiness, nor can he regard emptiness as emptiness. Therefore, he quickly surrendered, and from then on, Zhang Bixuan had an "Ultimate Emperor" on his head.
"Others gave birth to sons, and my family gave birth to ancestors!" Zhang Bixuan complained.
Tang Xiaotian said jealously: "Okay, okay! I still hope that the baby will bother me every day! How cute, baby, baby with tenderness in every part of your body! You don't know how to hurt you, and you still feel troubled. You are really born in blessings and don't know how to be blessed! I won't say anything anymore, I'm going out to work hard, I won't go home for lunch, and I'll go home tonight!"
As she said that, Tang Xiaotian quickly changed into more orthodox and serious clothes, and wore a pair of uglier flat glasses, and looked like a more stereotypical female supervisor in a standard large group!
At home, Tang Xiaotian usually wears more charming clothes to seduce Zhang Bixuan. However, when she comes to work, she usually consciously changes into relatively old-fashioned clothes so that many male employees can think less unfairly. She hates being the object of fantasy in the minds of dirty people.
After changing into high heels, Tang Xiaotian ran back with a gust of fragrant wind, shook her palm and said to Zhang Menglong: "Baby, goodbye! Baby, goodbye!"
However, Zhang Menglong looked at her with a puzzled look, and said, "I don't know you." Obviously, changing clothes is like changing someone for the baby.
Zhang Bi Xuan Youran asked, "Oh. I understand! You have to go home early, don't work too hard!"
In fact, Longteng Group is responsible for all fields of more experienced senior workers. These senior workers are either selected within the company or poached management geniuses from other companies.
Tang Xiaotian's talent is no longer suitable to serve as the decision-maker of any major group in Longteng Group, and she herself knows this. Because, any of the pillar groups in Longteng Group has more than 100,000 employees, and thousands of subsidiaries are all. Tang Xiaotian's accumulation of work experience is obviously unable to keep up with the expansion of Longteng Group. In order not to drag down the development of Longteng Group, she has begun to decentralize important rights.
However, Tang Xiaotian is a person who can't sit still. If she doesn't work for half a year like Zhang Bixuan, she will be so anxious that she will be crazy.
In order to have something to do, she once asked Zhang Bixuan: "I would like to give you a suggestion. I want to have a goal. Which industry do you think is suitable?"
Zhang Bixuan casually said: "I see McDonald's and KFC is very arrogant. Why don't you compete?"
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"Sleep, sleep, my dear baby!..." Zhang Bixuan thought with a little empty eyes.
However, Zhang Menglong's work and rest time was relatively stable. He had slept for nearly 12 hours last night. Now is the time when he is energetic, how could he sleep? Zhang Bixuan thought sadly: "Can I be such a great young man, who is trapped at home by this ancestor in the future and becomes a legendary awesome profession, dad, and does nothing?"
There is no regret medicine in the world. If God gives him a chance to regret, he would rather Zhang Menglong go and pester Zhou Meili than call him "Daba, hug!" and "Daba!" every day. Woo, I will never compete with my child for milk next time...
"Okay, okay! You won't let you hold the child anymore! I complained after just a while!" Zhou Wumei glanced at him and said.
Zhang Bixuan was delighted and hurriedly handed over Zhang Menglong to Zhou Meili.
Zhang Menglong giggled and said, "I want to be big, I want to be big!"
Zhou Meili knew it, revealing her fair and plump breasts, and approached Zhang Menglong's mouth.
Everyone knows now that Zhang Menglong's dictionary has many meanings, such as when he wants to eat milk, "I want to be big!" At this time, "big" means "eat milk". Sometimes, "big, hug!", and big means "mom"!
At this time, get rid of Zhang Menglong's entanglement. Zhang Bixuan casually turned on the TV and chose a TV program.
"Hamburgers, hamburgers, three meals a day are reimbursed; hamburgers, hamburgers, eat them sick without fever; hamburgers, buy more hamburgers, eat more and be happy!..." On TV, a group of primary school students carried their schoolbags and happily chanted in unison. Soon the TV screen turned to a fast food restaurant with a plaque called "Longteng Hamburger".
On the street, many pedestrians stopped strangely, listening to the lyrics of "hamburgers" by a group of children.
Outside the "Longteng Hamburger" store, there were more children lined up in long queues, like an endorsement, repeating the "hamburger" rumor.
The recent Longteng hamburger fast food restaurant has emerged in the streets of Hong Kong, Macau and Shenzhen, and has also seen children singing the song "hamburger" in the three places!
A child carries the song "hamburger" in front of the counter. A beautiful part-time female clerk in Longteng Hamburger Branch smiled and touched the child's head, saying, "I'm so smart, I'm completely correct in my hand. This is your reward today! Welcome to come tomorrow!"
He said that, and handed the child a bottle of canned Coca-Cola.
"Goodbye Auntie!" The child happily received the "salary" and sang the song "hamburger" all the way, and went to school.
"It's my turn!"
"It's my turn!"
"It's your turn!"
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Many children who recite the rumor of "hamburger" happily received a bottle of Coke!
The female clerk kept repeating sweet smiles, but most children only care about their own coke, not about the beauty of the clerk.
The Longteng hamburger opened two months ago, and Tang Xiaotian came up with an idea. Whoever can recite all the advertisements of Longteng hamburgers word by word can get a free bottle of Coca-Cola. The content of the advertisements changes every day, but they are different. You can basically recite them a few times. In this way, children nearby come to learn to recite them with their schoolbags as soon as they go to school or after school. After they are memorized, they come to the door of the store to "take the exam".
Although the company paid an extra bottle of Coca-Cola, it attracted a group of voluntary advertisers. These voluntary advertisers not only carry them at the door of the store, but also at schools, families, and streets. Not only do they carry them alone, but they are often collectively carried them.
The city is filled with dragon hamburgers!
McDonald's and KFCs don't have many tricks for Longteng hamburgers. After all, these McDonald's and KFC stores are branches or franchise stores. No shop owner can pay hundreds of thousands of cans of Coca-Cola every day like Longteng hamburgers.
Advertising is an offensive business activity, with the purpose of seizing the market. Faced with the tricks of Longteng hamburgers, many McDonald's and KFC branches are all in a mess, and there is no way.
The profit of a hamburger is worth a bottle of Coke at most, while a fast food restaurant in a downtown only sells more than 1,000 hamburgers a day. With the salary of employees, the tax paid by the local government, and a royalty payment to the head office every year. The remaining profit is not enough to pay thousands of bottles of Coke at Longteng hamburger branches, each store wants to pay thousands of bottles of Coke at a day.
In the eyes of others, Longteng hamburgers have completely lost money and made a lot of money since they opened. However, Tang Xiaotian found that his daily expenses did not increase significantly, but relatively speaking, profits are increasing.
From the beginning of losing tens of millions a day, now the income and expenditure are almost balanced. Moreover, in Hong Kong and Macau, customers who visit Longteng hamburger branches every day have exceeded McDonald's and KFC branches.
In Shenzhen, there are no traces of foreign hamburger fast food restaurants, so Longteng hamburger, with the advantage of opening a hamburger chain, has covered all the streets with more people with traces of Longteng hamburger shops.
Zhang Bixuan knew that it was inevitable that foreign hamburger fast food restaurants would enter China on a large scale. Instead of letting foreigners earn the hard-earned money of the Chinese people, it would be better to saturate the entire hamburger fast food market, which would make people unprofitable and naturally retreat. When the Western fast food market was saturated, he would slowly turn the original Western fast food into Chinese fast food.
At this time, the advantage of Western fast food is that most people across the country think that foreign things are amazing and better than Chinese things. This is caused by long-term closure of exchanges with the world and cannot be controlled by human forces. Only by gradually guiding the people and letting the people realize that foreign things are just like that, thinking that foreign things are no longer treating foreign things as treasures.
Chapter completed!