Chapter 2 Super Wretched Old Man
Fatty, don't have to look around, my brother came out. A purple light flashed out from the fat man's eyebrows, and turned into an old man in a ragged shirt, with a messy long hair, a pair of beards, a big red rosacea with wrinkles on his face. His small eyes were wide open and he looked at the fat man with a smile.
When the fat man saw this scene of becoming a living person, he was so scared that he was so heartbroken that he almost turned around and ran away. Fortunately, the fat man was brave enough to do such a shameful thing. He stared at the mysterious and vulgar man who appeared in the air and said, "This big brother, you are not a senior, you are?" The fat man plucked up his courage and asked carefully.
"Fatty, congratulations, you won the prize. I am the only one in heaven and earth. The three realms and six paths are unique. From ancient times, ancient times, ancient times, ancient times, modern times, to now, his grandma's most tragic and super invincible system. I have already recognized you as the main one, that is to say, in the future, we will live together. Fatty, let's shake hands, let's walk side by side and be the best friends." After saying these words, the super invincible and vulgar man stretched out his dirty and black hands and enthusiastically greeted the fat man.
The fat man just saw the scary scene outside, and then saw this incredible scene. Now that he heard these messy words, the fat man was confused. When he saw the old man in the air who was not a good thing, he stretched out his enthusiastic big hand to him and said such disgusting words. The fat man had a moment of suicide. He quickly took a step back and avoided the big hands that were holding over. He said unhappily: "You dead glass, get away, who is a good friend to you? Brother Fat My sexual orientation is very normal. You just said a lot, but I didn't hear clearly what you are, so I just regarded me as the main thing? What is going on outside now? Can you tell me?" What the fat man wants to figure out the most now is what happened outside.
"Brother is not a thing, no, I am a thing, no, right, let's say that, I am a savior redemption system that can save your life in this doomsday, help you succeed, and kill all directions."
"Well, fat man, you have seen the situation outside. The world changes, the catastrophe in China, and the doomsday is coming. The corpses that bit people and suck blood everywhere are just the lowest level zombies. They are not even white-haired zombies. There are even more disasters in the future. The Emperor Liujiu appears, and all things become monsters, animals, plants, and even some spiritual dead objects may open up their spirituality and evolve into monsters. Fat man, your good days are over, and brother, and the chance of escaping that came into being under the heavenly way. After the fusion of the current popular elements of this world, brother is the golden fingers that the protagonists have in all kinds of doomsday novels you have read, referred to as the system."
"Fatty, do you understand now? With such a cool super system for you, how about it? I am very grateful to me. Don't worship my brother crazy, I'm just a legend." The old man smiled with a slutty look on his face, and his eyes were rounded, looking up and down, the fat man's heart was only bleak. The fat man's heart tightened. My brother took it aside and said timidly: "Speak first, no matter what system you are or how powerful it is, I have always been selling my skills but not my body. Let me tell you that I will never betray my chastity."
When the old man saw the fat man's appearance, he felt very sweaty and opened his mouth: "Bao, bah, bah, you fat man, are you a fat man, Is this kind of person? Just your fat man, you have to lose your heart, you will fall in love with you. My brother likes the charming young and charming young beauty. As for you, fat man, get out of the way, you almost disgusted me." The old man didn't say how disgusting his shape was. He also looked narcissistic. He sorted out his long dirty, messy and curly hair, and looked like I was a handsome guy. The fat man just wanted to crawl and vomit.
The fat man finally recovered and thought that the world he was in was no longer the same as the despicable old man in front of him said that the Emperor Liujiu appeared, and all things became monsters. Although he didn't know what Emperor Liujiu was, it can be imagined that this is definitely not a good thing. The zombies have come out, let alone the gods, monsters, monsters, gods, do we have a good life? This system is really time. The fat man thought to himself, could he be the savior who is destined to save humanity and protect the earth? Can all the male protagonists in ** novels be successful?
Look at the golden fingers of the system. Who else can bear the task of saving humanity and maintaining peace? Thinking of this, the fat man quickly rolled over and climbed under the old man, looking expectant.
"Well, that system boss, with your help, can I immediately transform into the American invincible superman wearing underwear, kill all the zombies, ferocious beasts, monsters, gods, and horses, kill all the bad delusions, and grab all the women back. No, save them. In the end, the three officials and six courtyards, there are many beauties? System boss, do you think I am the legendary savior?" The fat man didn't even bother to wipe the saliva from the corner of his mouth, squinted his small eyes, and looked at the old man who called himself the system with affectionateness. The two eager eyes kept sending autumn roe to each other.
The old man made the fat man look so excited that he had a cold war. When he heard these words, he almost vomited. He pounced down and kicked the fat man four or five meters away. Looking at the fat man rolling on the ground, the old man said with lingering fear: "Fatty, you think beautifully. There is such a good thing in this world. I warn you not to look at me with such estrus. If you look at me again, I can't stand you anymore."
The fat man rolled over and said dejectedly: "Then what's the use of your system? You can't make me a superman, you can't make me a little bit more powerful. You can't be like me, you're a foodie who doesn't have any skills." The fat man looked depressed. The ambition and lofty ambition that had just been stimulated disappeared without a trace.
When the old man saw the fat man's declining appearance, he was so angry that he hummed: "Does my brother say that it's useless? As a unique existence in the world, my existence value is to constantly create miracles. Superman is a big deal. Just like the superman level in American movies, in a few years, any monster from any monster can easily tear him to pieces and be superman, so he is more powerful, can use a laser, and can fly in the air. This is also called superman. Don't compare this kind of garbage to a great existence like me. I can't afford to lose this person."
The fat man's eyes lit up. Superman was a fart. How powerful should this system be. He shouted with his eyes shining: "Brother, you are my biological brother. Don't play with me? Now there are monsters and zombies everywhere. Tell me what functions you have, boss, hero, idol, brother, brother." The fat man's performance is pretty good, and his words are filled with tears, which is extremely pitiful.
When the old man saw the fat man pretending to be pitiful here, he smiled and said angrily: "Fatty, stop pretending, I have seen it long ago. You are just a bitch who is owed to be a bitch. Now close your stinky mouth and let me explain to you how powerful this system is."
The fat man shut up obediently when he heard this, sat honestly on the ground, and quickly acted like I was a good student, with his hands behind him and listened patiently. The more he looked, the more he was, the more he was.
The old man flew in the air and finally stopped in front of the fat man. He first put on a cool style that I am a master. He touched his little beard with one hand and carried it behind the other hand, and stood in the air with a big body. He looked more than ten or twenty times disgusting than the fat man. He pulled a gong and pressed his voice, and said arrogantly: "Fatty, the Great Way is fifty, the Heaven is forty-nine, so he left a glimmer of hope in the world. The Tao gives birth to one, one gives birth to two, two gives birth to three, and three gives birth to all things; all things have life and death, whether they are life or death, whether they are death or death, whether they are death or life, all are fortunes. Three thousand feet of the world, whether they are greedy or killing, or sad or joy, there are causes and effects, entanglements, and shapes
After the spiritual energy of heaven and earth disappeared and the ancient monks gradually disappeared, the human race began to enter the Dharma-Ending Age. The so-called technology is a process of constantly asking for the world and constantly making all things extinct. Everything has a cause and a result. This time, the Emperor's Litter appears and all things become monsters. This is the punishment of this heaven and earth to the human actions of the Dharma-Ending Age! All the consequences are caused by humans themselves. The Heaven's way is ruthless, treating sentient beings as ants, the Heaven's way is selfless, bringing down the Emperor's Littering Age, and giving the living beings to the point of extinction a guarantee for the survival of all kinds of creatures. However, the Heaven's way also has sentient beings, which also leaves a glimmer of hope for the sentient beings in this human race."
The old man touched the beard, pointing one hand to the sky and the other hand to the ground, his voice like a broken gong increased several times, becoming particularly loud: "Brother is the legendary escaped one, which is the only glimmer of life for the human race in the world. Fatty, I said you won the prize, now you believe it, I have all kinds of martial arts and magical powers of various cultivators in ancient times, various magical treasures, etc. As long as you meet my requirements, complete certain tasks or obtain certain merits, various magical powers, and various magical weapons, I have everything. Of course, the brother has the final say in this system, so, fat man, hehe, you know." The old man looked at the fat man and smiled so lewdly, and his posture was so coquettish.
When the fat man heard what the old man in the system said, he was so excited that he just wanted to roll all over the ground to vent his happiness. Grandma, he was so excited that he was so happy now. This was a golden finger, this was a super thick golden leg given to me by God. Now, I just need to hold this thick leg firmly. The world is so big, and I am not the only one who wants to marry me. At that time, my wife wants to marry me, one who cooks for me, one washes my clothes for me, and three of them play mahjong with me. Thinking of the happy scene in the future, hehe. The fat man's saliva flowed out in a ruthless manner.
The old man looked at the fat man's virtue and shouted impatiently: "Fat man, wake up, wake up, what daydreams are you doing?"
Chapter completed!