Chapter 267 [Li Shimin and Empress Changsun's black words]
It's night, the palace!
Li Shimin's imperial study room was dimly lit, and there was only one lamp lit in Nuo Da's room. Suddenly, someone coughed lightly at the door of the room, and then meowed softly like a kitten.
Li Shimin smiled, with a touch of tenderness on his face, but then his expression changed and he pretended to be angry and shouted softly: "Who is so courageous that he dares to meow like a cat in front of my imperial study room? Maid Guanyin, is it you?
If it is you, then I will not pursue it, but if it is not you, then I will be furious..."
In fact, he knew that the person outside the study must be Empress Changsun.
Sure enough, I saw a figure flashing at the door, and a graceful woman carrying a food box revealed her face. She was indeed Empress Changsun, but she did not dare to enter directly.
The imperial study room is a place for review, and it is taboo for concubines to enter without announcing it. Even if the emperor personally gave permission, the concubines did not dare to say anything after entering. At most, they would wait beside the emperor and beat his head.
Shoulders press the neck, etc. The smarter a woman is, the less likely she will be confused in this area.
Because since ancient times, it has been emphasized that the harem must not be involved in politics, and the imperial study room exactly represents politics.
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Empress Changsun stood at the door, looked around, and first raised the food box in her hand high.
With this as a cover, he shouted into the room from a distance: "Your Majesty, I'm here to deliver supper. I asked the guard several times and said that you may be busy for a long time tonight, so I'm here to deliver the midnight snack."
Just bring something to eat."
Li Shimin heyed twice, how could he not know that the queen was using this as an excuse to cover up outsiders, but he knew that Gui knew, and would definitely cooperate with his wife on the surface, so he nodded loudly and shouted at the door from a distance: "
Since it’s a midnight snack, please help me carry it in. It’s almost Haishi now, and I do feel a little hungry..."
With his cooperation, the queen had obtained permission to enter the royal study. Unexpectedly, Queen Changsun was still standing at the door, holding the food box high in her hand without moving.
Li Shimin was startled for a moment, and then he seemed to have thought of something. He asked, "Is there someone else following you?"
Empress Changsun nodded quickly and said in a soft voice: "It's our Gaomi sister. She has been waiting for you in the palace today? But His Majesty didn't go to my concubine at all after leaving the court? So Gaomi sister waited all afternoon in vain.
Wait. Seeing that she was anxious, my concubine thought of asking her to do some odd jobs to pass the time. But there was no odd job to do in the palace, so we, my sister-in-law, simply cooked a late-night snack for His Majesty? She is His Majesty's relative.
Sister? I made you a late-night snack and brought it over. Isn’t it illegal?"
Li Shimin heyed again and said slowly: "It's not an exaggeration!"
After saying that, he waved to the door and said helplessly: "Forget it, stop acting? Come in? I know what you want to do here."
Empress Changsun smiled coquettishly, stretched out her hand to pull out Princess Gaomi who was hiding behind the door, and then the sister-in-law and sister-in-law carried the food box together and sneaked into the study from the door.
After entering the room, she first had nothing to say. For example, Queen Changsun put the food box on the desk and kept looking around the room. She pretended to be concerned and asked, "Why didn't your Majesty order more lamps?"
Li Shimin reached out and opened the food box, took out a small pancake from it and gnawed on it. He said smoothly: "I have finished reviewing all the memorials today, so I asked the guards to extinguish the extra lights."
Princess Gaomi quickly complimented: "Second brother is really a diligent and thrifty emperor."
It's a pity that this princess is praising her brother, but her eyes are looking around like the queen.
Li Shimin put the pancake down with helplessness on his face. He said sarcastically: "No need to look for it? There are no women in the Imperial Study Room. I wonder if you two have some brain problems, and you don't want to think about how long it took for the Han women's policy to be established? It's early morning.
We have just come to a conclusion. Is it possible that a man and a woman can be sent to my palace at night? Taking a step back, even if they can be sent to the palace, they will not be sent to the imperial study. This is where I handle government affairs.
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Empress Changsun and Princess Gaomi immediately chatted with each other, and the two sisters-in-law pushed each other and the other with blushing faces.
After a long time, the two finally finished complaining to each other. At this time, Empress Changsun came to Li Shimin and pretended to serve her husband while eating. Unfortunately, her eyes started to look around again, but this time the place where she looked was
The pile of memorials on the desk.
Li Shimin looked amused, but shook his head helplessly, and said: "There is no need to look for it. There is no letter from the north in this pile of memorials! It is a cold season now, and the road over to the Land of Clouds is extremely difficult. You guys
Everyone knows that Gu Tianya is the most caring person for his subordinates. Unless he encounters something particularly important, he is generally not willing to let the messengers suffer from the cold."
Princess Gaomi couldn't help but said: "There are inns every thirty miles on Hebei Road, and messengers can rest and warm themselves by the fire every thirty miles. The third brother-in-law is really serious, he actually thinks that this will make the messengers suffer from cold."
Li Shimin's eyes widened and he scolded: "Just say this in front of me. Don't say it in front of outsiders. Otherwise, people will laugh at you, and we, the royal family, will also be embarrassed."
Princess Gaomi quickly stuck out her tongue, carefully saying that it was just a slip of the tongue.
At this time, Empress Changsun looked outside and found that the guards in the royal study had already walked away. So the empress became bolder, stretched out her hand to tug at the corner of Li Shimin's clothes, and asked: "Even if there is no memorial from brother-in-law Tianya, sister Xiuning
You should have a letter from your family. With such a big thing happening, it’s impossible for Xiuning not to send a letter."
Li Shimin snorted and said: "It's just taking a concubine and bringing it home. What kind of big deal can it be? It's not the first day you met Xiuning. Hasn't she done this kind of thing rarely? Didn't there used to be a man named
Tan Xiao's girl, she was the disciple who once kowtowed to Gu Tianya, so what does the identity of master and disciple mean? Did Xiuning take her identity seriously? Didn't she just knock him out with a stick and throw Gu Tianya to that place?
Tan Xiao's bed. When Gu Tianya woke up, he realized that he had changed from master to husband..."
Empress Changsun looked in admiration and praised sincerely: "Sister Xiuning really knows how to play."
Li Shimin was startled and looked at his wife dumbfounded.
Only then did Empress Changsun realize that she had made a mistake, and her face suddenly became hot and feverish, and she quickly changed her words: "That girl Xiuning, she was so crazy about the Gu family. After she gave birth to her legitimate son, her confidence became stronger day by day.
I want enough, so I hope Mrs. Gu can have more children so that her tiger cubs can have more brothers and sisters."
Li Shimin nodded and said with emotion: "Yes, what Xiuning did in this matter is indeed a bit outrageous. Even if you want the Gu family to spread its branches, there is no need to force Gu Tianya."
After he paused at this point, he looked very old-fashioned and said again: "It should be noted that we men are all proud. We would rather die than bow down when forced to do something like this."
"Bah!"
Empress Changsun suddenly spat, looked at the emperor with a sarcastic face, and said: "Your Majesty, do you want to be shameless? Are you still arrogant? I think you are a bitch. I have heard about this, and Wei Zheng proposed to let you marry me in the court.
Nine Han women. I don’t want to discuss the government affairs unreasonably, so I won’t comment on this matter. I just want to ask, is Wei Zheng forcing you today? But what about your pride, Your Majesty? Why didn’t you rather die than bow down?”
Li Shimin looked resentful and turned around to pretend not to hear.
After a long time, Li Shimin slowly spoke and said: "Guanyin, you should know that marrying a Han woman is an inevitable move. Those poor women were once robbed by the Turks, so solving their fate is a difficult problem.
.Do you really think that Xiu Ning can force Gu Tianya? If that guy doesn't want to, who can really force him? People with a donkey temperament have very bad personalities. Xiu Ning can't force him, it's just that he is willing to cooperate...
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Li Shimin paused for a moment before saying, "I am the same, Wei Zheng can't force me. The reason why I am willing to be forced by Wei Zheng is because I want to solve the problem of Han women. If I can get hundreds of thousands of
Both men and women can find a home, so what if I, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, stoop down and become the buffoon in a story? At most, it is just a few innocuous insults, which to me is like the breeze blowing over the hills.
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This time, Empress Changsun did not ridicule, but nodded subconsciously. A touch of sympathy appeared on the empress's face, and she said with pity: "Those Chinese women are really pitiful."
Li Shimin stretched out his hand, gently grasped the queen's palm, and said: "So you must be mentally prepared now. There are likely to be rumors about me in the future. When the rumors spread, Guanyin, please don't do it anymore."
Go to the imperial study room and make sarcastic remarks. Because it is all to cooperate with the strategy and subtly change the minds of the people. When the people gradually accept that the Han women have lost their virginity, the time will come to solve the problem of the fate of the Han women."
The emperor paused again as he spoke, and sighed helplessly, saying: "After all, there are hundreds of thousands of Chinese women involved, how can we let them live alone for the rest of their lives? Since ancient times, weddings and funerals have been a big deal, here.
In this matter, we cannot force people to get married, otherwise I and Gu Tianya will jointly issue a forced order to force single men to marry men. There is no need to end up personally, neither I nor he will become a clown. "
Princess Gaomi said anxiously from the side: "That guy in my family is going to be a clown too. Second brother, please take pity on him because he is too fat. Spare him the task of getting married and let him withdraw from this matter."
Li Shimin glared at her and said: "That guy Duan Lun is probably very happy about this kind of thing. If you are fatter, you can lose weight through this..."
Princess Gaomi was stunned.
Just because this sentence sounded so familiar to her, it seemed that Queen Changsun also dealt with her in the same way during the day.
Let my man use this to lose weight?
Chapter completed!