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Chapter 240: Pass the interview and sign the contract

Zhou Jing, Wang’s mansion! In a hall!

There was a wine table in the hall, filled with wine and meat. At this moment, the monk Bujie, who was covered in dirty and broken monk robe, was eating meat and drinking wine in big mouthfuls, and protecting him with his hands, as if he was afraid that someone would rob him.

A large table of wine and meat was eaten up by Monk Bujie not long after.

Sitting next to him was Wang Ke and Zhang Zhengdao drinking tea, waiting for Monk Bujie to have a meal.

"This monk was reincarnated by a pig, right? Is it so edible? He finished all the wine and meat?" Zhang Zhengdao said in a daze.

"Himmer, it's not that I'm going to blow with you. If I come to another table, I'll have no problem eating it!" Monk Bujie immediately raised his head and said.

"Then let's have another table and eat!" Wang Ke ordered.

"yes!"

Outside the door, the Wang family members quickly came to clean up the mess, and at the same time, another table of wine and meat was soon placed.

At this moment, Monk Bujie felt something was wrong and did not rush to eat. Instead, he looked at Wang Ke: "This donor, you called me here just to treat me to a full meal? I don't have anything! What do you want me to do...?"

"Master, I heard that you are familiar with the scriptures?" Wang Ke said curiously.

"Hahaha, it's not just about reading the scriptures, but I memorize all the scriptures in the world!" Monk Bujie said with a smile.

"Just blow it, you can recite the scriptures in the world like a stream?" Zhang Zhengdao looked disbelieved.

"Oh, don't you believe it? You can take the test for me! I can't tell you, I am your grandson! If I recite it, you are my grandson, how about it?" Monk Bujie immediately drank wine and said proudly.

Zhang Zhengdao's face froze. Damn, how could I know any scriptures? Besides, my wife hasn't yet, why do you grandson do?

"Well, the first level has passed!" Wang Ke nodded from the side.

Zhang Zhengdao stared at Wang Ke: "What's the first barrier?"

Monk Bujie also stared at Wang Ke: "What I said, do you believe it?"

"It doesn't matter whether you believe it or not. Just have the confidence!" Wang Ke shook his head.

Monk Bujie: “…………!”

"The second pass, I'll ask you again, do you know about Duxue Temple? There is a monk named Jiese Monk! Do you know him?" Wang Ke asked Xiang Bujie.

Zhang Zhengdao was stunned. This monk Bujie knew the monk Jiese? Wang Ke, what do you think? You can’t just mix them together just because they have the word “文”. One is in the Nascent Soul Realm and the other is a mortal!

"Isn't it just Duxue Temple? I'm all familiar with the monks inside! The monk Jiese you mentioned just now? That's my disciple!" Monk Bujie said directly.

"Wang Ke, he is lying. Da Zhou Master comes from Duxue Temple. He doesn't know this monk Bujie. He also has the attitude of saying that he is his disciple!" Zhang Zhengdao immediately exposes contempt.

"Well, this second level has been passed!" Wang Ke nodded.

"What?" Zhang Zhengdao, monk Bujie looked at Wang Ke together.

"Wang Ke, are you interviewing? Why did he pass two obstacles?" Zhang Zhengdao stared at him and said in confusion.

Monk Bujie also looked at Wang Ke in shock. What does this person mean? Why can’t I understand?

"Well, the first test will he brag, and the second test will be shameless! Well, I have passed it, it is the person I am looking for. I know some Buddhist scriptures and can brag, and I am shameless! I want to find such a talent!" Wang Ke explained.

Zhang Zhengdao: “…………………!”

Monk Bujie: “…………………!”

"Amitabha, monks don't lie. When did I brag? Why are you shameless? Donor, you can't just frame me for nothing!" Monk Bujie said with a glaring eyes.

"Yes! That's the expression! When others expose you, you must fight for it! I will appreciate your point!" Wang Ke immediately said excitedly.

Zhang Zhengdao: “…………!”

Monk Bujie: “…………!”

"This donor, what are you doing?" Monk Bujie looked at Wang Ke with some concern.

"Master Bujie, do you want to eat meat and drink wine every day? Do you want to have endless money to spend? Do you want to become a holy monk that everyone respects?" Wang Ke asked expectantly.

Monk Bujie looked at Wang Ke blankly: "I thought about it, that's right, how is this possible?"

"Why is it impossible? I invited you here today to let you eat the best meat and drink the best wine every day. At the same time, I will give you a lot of money and let many people respect you as the monk saint!" Wang Ke said solemnly.

Zhang Zhengdao looked at Wang Ke in surprise, are you here to send warmth?

"I, I don't understand!" Monk Bujie said in a daze.

"You don't need to understand. Next, just listen to us! I promise you get everything you want! How about it?" Wang Ke looked at Monk Bujie expectantly.

"You don't want to harm me, do you?" Monk Bujie said worriedly.

"No, I just pack it for you! At the same time, if you change your image, are you willing to meet people?" Wang Ke advised.

"Really or false?" Monk Bujie looked suspicious.

"In one year, at most, you cooperate with us, and we will give you everything we promised. After the matter is completed, we will give you a fee! How? This is a contract, here is black and white, you can see!" Wang Ke said when he launched a contract.

Monk Bujie also knew the words, and at this moment he took it with a confused look on his face and started to look at it.

"Do you want me to be the host?" Monk Bujie looked at Wang Ke curiously.

"Yes, I am going to build a temple in Zhoujing called the "Demon Suppressing Temple". Please hold a salvation meeting to save the people who were killed by demons this time! Suffocate the pain in the hearts of the people and let the dead pass away!" Wang Ke explained.

"This is a good thing, but, what does this contract mean?"

"That is to say, you can't use your original identity to be able to be saved. You have to use another identity to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be saved according to our requirements! It's all for the sake of the people. I think the master shouldn't refuse, right?" Wang Ke asked.

"Demon Suppressing Temple? Am I the host? Another identity?" Monk Bujie looked stunned.

"Yes, your new identity is called Master 'Abuse Semen'!" Wang Ke explained.

"Avoid sex?" Zhang Zhengdao exclaimed.

Are you asking this wine and meat monk to pretend to be lustful? No, pretend to be a slutty monk?

"You, what are you doing?" Monk Bujie said in a daze.

"Don't ask what you are doing. Anyway, it's just to save the dead, let the dead be reborn, and to soothe the living in pain. I think it shouldn't be difficult for you, right?" Wang Ke asked.

Monk Bujie looked at the contract and looked strange: "It's not difficult to be embarrassed, but I always feel strange!"

"Play!"

Wang Ke clapped his hands, and suddenly, the Wang family raised a large box, which was filled with gold and silver.

"This is the reward for the contract. Is it still strange now?" Wang Ke asked.

"No, haha, no more!" Monk Bujie laughed immediately.

"Okay, then you sign the contract, press your fingerprints, and go and wash with my subordinates first!" Wang Ke said laughably.

"Okay, okay!" Monk Bujie immediately signed the contract happily.

At the same time, he followed the Wang family's children with a big box.

"Wang Ke, do you want someone to pretend to be a scammer and then deceive Gong Wei into appearing?" Zhang Zhengdao said curiously.

"Of course, Gong Wei ran around, where did I find her? Why don't I ask her to come to us! Isn't she looking for quitting sex? She won't find quitting sex here?" Wang Ke said confidently.

"What if she has found the monk who quit sex?" Zhang Zhengdao said curiously.

"It's just right, someone pretends to be her husband, how can she not be anxious? She is not anxious, and the monk who quits sex is also anxious. If you don't come to ruin the situation, won't we find Gong Wei again?" Wang Ke said proudly.

"But, why did you let this monk Bujie pretend to be?" Zhang Zhengdao said curiously.

"The key is that I don't understand Buddhist scriptures. I don't know even a few wrong poems about monks! You don't have to know too much Buddhist scriptures, but you should at least be able to use Buddhist scriptures to brag! Otherwise, how to fool people? Do you know?" Wang Ke asked.

"Uh, no! I have recited a few Buddhist scriptures, but I really can't use Buddhist scriptures to brag about it!" Zhang Zhengdao shook his head.

"Isn't that enough? This monk Bujie has something to do with Buddhist scriptures. The key is that other monks are speechless and can brag with Buddhist scriptures. That's enough. At that time, with my little rendering, the image of a generation of holy monks will come out!" Wang Ke explained.

"Is the monk Jiese a holy monk? He still has a wife!" Zhang Zhengdao glared.

"We are not fake and abstaining from sex. We just use his magic number to promote it! It is mainly to catch big fish with long lines!" Wang Ke explained.

Zhang Zhengdao was silent for a while, feeling something was right.

"This time, you have invested a lot of money in order to find Gong Wei!" Zhang Zhengdao sighed.

"It's not okay if I don't spend a lot of money. I have to think about my future life!" Wang Ke shook his head.

Just as the two were chatting, the monk Bujie quickly took a shower and changed into a cassock and walked over.

The sloppy monk Bujie changed into a dress and indeed looked like a great monk.

"Amitabha! The two donors, I am still satisfied with the current image of me?" Monk Bujie said with a smile.

"Well, it looks a bit like that. After taking a shower, it is completely different from the original one. Even in the previous Buddha Head Square, those old acquaintances may not recognize you, right?" Zhang Zhengdao sighed.

"Amitabha!" Monk Bujie smiled slightly.

"Come on, apply this on your face! It will look like a great monk!" Wang Ke handed out a small porcelain vase.

Monk Bujie took the small porcelain bottle in confusion and applied it, and he became like a Taoist monk? Why?

With doubts, Monk Bujie painted the liquid in the small porcelain bottle all his face.

I saw Zhang Zhengdao on the side suddenly widen his eyes and his face twitched: "It's that mosaic?"

"Why is my face hot?" Monk Bujie suddenly felt something was wrong.

I quickly ran to the bronze mirror aside and looked at me, and saw that I was completely destroyed and full of acne, which was so numerous that I could no longer see this face. This was no longer acne on my face, but two eyes and a mouth in my acne.

"Donor, you ruined my appearance? Why?" Monk Bujie exclaimed.

"Master, don't worry, it's just some allergic drugs. I have an antidote! Our Demon Suppression Temple will be built in Zhou Jing. What should I do if many acquaintances recognize you? In this way, no one will recognize you!" Wang Ke explained.

"But, I've been disfigured. Do you still have a great monk?" Monk Bujie exclaimed.

"Master, you are a monk. You should know that your body is just a skin. Why do you want to be so beautiful? You must know that your beautiful face is the same, and your destructive face is particularly mysterious! A monk who has attained enlightenment requires such an unpredictable sense of mystery!" Wang Ke explained.

Monk Bujie: “…………………!”

Am I falling into the pit, right?

ps: The second update! There is also the third update!
Chapter completed!
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