Chapter 42 Uncle, you are out man
"What's wrong?" Yun Tao and Zeng Quan asked nervously. There was no way that the scream was too loud, and the echoes in the alley were endless, making a large group of people here inexplicably.
"Uncle, how can you kiss my sister in front of us girls? You will teach us underage children."
Miqi said with a blushing face. It wasn't because she saw Yun Tao and Zeng Quan hugging her, but because she was embarrassed for the scream just now. Unexpectedly, the echo in the alley was so loud that she was so embarrassed that she was so embarrassed.
"Uncle, am I that old?" Yun Tao touched his face and asked the little girl named Miqi. He was not married yet, so he became an uncle. No matter how he looked young, he was a little ugly, but he didn't look old.
"In Korean dramas, girls call men older than themselves, they are called uncles. Uncle, don't you know, uncle, you are too OUTman." Mickey said naturally.
"Yes, yes, uncle, you are really too OUTman." Several other little girls also said one after another, completely ignoring Yun Tao's fragile heart.
"I...I..."
Yun Tao was unable to speak by these little girls, and didn't know how to refute it. After all, Yun Tao, who made the "OUTman" they made, didn't know what it meant, and he had no idea what it meant.
It was just that Yun Tao felt particularly awkward when he was called uncle by such a group of young girls. In the past, he met a girl as big as them and said that he was all from the elder brother. When they reached their generation, their generation had increased. They all changed from "brother" to "uncle" generation. This generation had also increased too quickly, Yun Tao was speechless.
"But...but, you call their sisters and become uncles when I am here. This is not right. They are all my wives, and their generation is in chaos."
Yun Tao said, why do you feel that you are almost fainted by these little girls now? You are too unrespectful to your seniority. You are very particular about your seniority in your hometown. You must not scream, otherwise you will be considered disrespectful to him.
"Uncle, you are really a lady, right? You don't know that in Korean dramas, the uncles are married to girls who call him uncle. It feels so intimate to call him uncle. Uncle, you can't be a Martian, right?" The four little girls looked at Yun Tao in a strange way. This uncle is so funny, he doesn't even know this.
"This, I don't watch Korean dramas. I think you should also watch some of our own TV series. Look at you, you can't even understand your generation." Yun Tao said earnestly. It seems that these are another group of lost lambs poisoned by Korean dramas.
"Uncle, the generation gap between us and you is too big, and we can't communicate. I saw that you were so powerful, and I easily fucked a bunch of bad guys by myself, and I was planning to be your girlfriend. Now, I want to take back what I said just now. I don't even watch Korean dramas. The generation gap is too big, and I have no common language." Mickey said sadly.
"Haha, he is just such a person, the entire Qiu Han faction, you just ignore him and be nice to your sisters." Jing Ting saw Yun Tao being prepared to bring his patriotic theory up and interjected quickly.
There is no way. Once Yun Tao has brought his patriotic theory up for less than an hour, he will not finish it. He is already scared by listening. He is just like Tang Seng chanting scriptures. He has been nagging endlessly. From the five thousand years of Chinese civilization to the five and four beauties now, people just want to sleep. This makes me dare not watch Korean dramas in the dormitory now. They are peeking in the office during working hours.
"Well, we have introduced them all. Sister, you haven't introduced yourself yet. We don't know what your name is now." Xu Jie said to Jing Ting.
Yun Tao was so sad that he was so sad that he was the hero who saved them, the little girls, was ignored by these little girls. This was too unreasonable. Although he was based on the virtue of doing good deeds without leaving a name for himself, he was humble. You didn’t even have a thank you, which was too much.
"Oh, let me introduce you. My name is Jing Ting. How old are you? Are you old? Keep it secret now. Haha, this beautiful sister is called Zeng Quan. You must call Sister Zeng. This warrior who helped you fight off those bad guys is Yun Tao. He is my husband and Zeng Quan. He is so amazing. Not to mention less than ten gangsters today, even if there are hundreds of gangsters, my husband can easily knock them down." Jing Ting introduced proudly.
"Wow, uncle, you are so powerful, you are simply a 'Yamasai'. Not only are your martial arts skills, but you are also so good at picking up girls. You can pick up Sister Ting and Sister Zeng who are as beautiful as a fairy, and you also let them go with you together, Ifollow you!" Liu Hanyu looked at Yun Tao in admiration.
"Haha, don't worship brother. Brother is just a legend." Yun Tao smiled proudly. Since he had Zeng Quan and Jingting, Yun Tao's personality has become much more and he has become more confident. Now he has become more beautiful.
"Tsk, it's just you, it's still legendary. You're so pretty." Mickey gave Yun Tao a charming look.
"It's over, the little girl nowadays is so powerful, she knows how to glancing at me. She's still okay when she grows up. She's so precocious." Yun Tao said to Jing Ting in a low voice.
Unfortunately, Yun Tao didn't pay attention. In fact, although the little girls were not happy to chat with Zeng Quan and the others, the real perspective of these four little girls has never left Yun Tao. They were just covered up by these smart little girls, and Yun Tao and the other three didn't notice it.
These little girls know very well that if they want to date this amazing uncle, they must first win these two beautiful sisters, otherwise there will be no chance. The main job now is to get close to these two beautiful sisters and establish a good relationship with them. Now they cannot show their intentions towards this uncle, otherwise it will be alert to these two beautiful sisters, and that will be troublesome.
"Sister, is he talking bad about me to you?" Mickey asked Jing Ting. Mickey was very nervous about Yuntao's opinion of him, but don't hate him.
In fact, Yun Tao just knocked away those gangsters and rescued these little girls and the fire, so that these girls who were seriously poisoned by Korean dramas would have the idea of giving up on their bodies. Didn’t you see that most of the girls nowadays like to be with the gangsters in society? It’s because these gangsters often fight, which can satisfy their heroic complex.
As for Yun Tao's ugly appearance, the little girls directly ignored it. For the current little girls, such as the father-in-law complex, the brother-in-law complex, and even the love-in-law complex, they have never heard of any love-in-law complex. They have seen a pretty little girl with a white face in school, and the handsome guy feels particularly boring. On the contrary, as the ugly man like Yun Tao, these little girls are getting more and more excited now. They are simply like Xi Shi in the eyes of lovers.
"Haha, he said you would be so cute and seduce men at such a young age. It would be amazing when you grow up, haha." Jing Ting ignored Yun Tao's wink at all, and directly shook out all the brains that Yun Tao had just said to him.
This damn girl, she betrayed her husband like this, is so inappropriate. Do you know the three obediences and four virtues? Seeing how I deal with you when I go back tonight, Yun Tao thought in secretly hated.
"Hang, uncle, you are really awesome. I am thirteen years old now and have grown up long ago. You haven't seen Mikg and Zhang Deyi. Compared with Mikg, I am thirteen years old. Mikg and Zhang Deyi were only ten years old when they were in love. Mikg is now twelve and stayed with Zhang Deyi early. Look how happy they are now. Several of us sisters support them online. Mikg is our idol. She has already walked ahead of us at a young age.
"Uncle, you won't know Mikg and Zhang Deyi." Liu Lanruo, who had very long hair, also looked at Yun Tao in a strange way, as if Yun Tao didn't know how incredible it was for Mikg and Zhang Deyi.
"Haha, I know about Mikg and Zhang Deyi." Yun Tao said with confidence. After all, he was always called "OUTman" by these little girls. Yun Tao was still embarrassed. Although Yun Tao still has not understood what "OUTman" means, it is definitely not a good word. Yun Tao regretted that he did not study English well when he was in school, and now he can't even understand the simplest word.
However, Yun Tao really knows about Mikg and Zhang Deyi. He was very popular on the Internet some time ago. He was called a model of early love for post-00s by many netizens. Many men with loli complex drooled. When Yun Tao saw this report, he was so jealous that he was in his thirties. He was in his thirties and didn’t even have a girlfriend. Zhang Deyi had already reached out to the little girl in the childhood stage, and he had successfully scolded him. There were so many people blessing him. What is the truth of nature?
According to the Internet, Zhang Deyi was Mikg's music teacher at the beginning. When they met for the first time, they felt that they fell in love with each other. Mikg was less than 10 years old at that time. I don't know that Zhang Deyi had done this. He was completely a childlike crazy. It is said that they lived together early. Zhang Deyi is definitely a model of "heavy taste". In fact, many men may have such "heavy taste", but it is just a moral and ethical constraint.
Think about it, when you turn on the computer, you can see reports of reaching out your magic hand to these underage children everywhere. Influenced by Western culture, many traditional morals and ethics of our motherland have been increasingly forgotten by people, and all kinds of strange things have come out. Even the pure schools in the past often report this and that one, sometimes Yun Tao feels that he cannot keep up with the pace of the times, or the current era has become too fast, and Yun Tao is a little scared.
Chapter completed!