"Teacher Wu, you're ready." Director Chen said respectfully.

Mi Liang turned her body sideways and heard the director of the Third Hospital speak in this tone, and a burst of inexplicable gratitude arises in her heart.

This must be the big bull in the country, and I should be saved!

"Boss, I tore the condom open?"

"Yes." Wu Mian nodded.

Mi Liang was stunned for a moment.

The person who performed the surgery on himself was indeed a big shot, and he had no doubt about this at all.

The professors at the Massachusetts General Hospital, who had just been domineering and stubborn, have become much gentler at this moment, and are even a little humble. What level and identity is the person who wants to perform surgery on himself?

But……

What the hell is a condom?

In an instant, various plots in small movies came in a burst.

The epidemic is getting worse and worse, and a group of criminals use this gap to commit crimes, while they are lying on the bed with their butts on the side; behind them, several vulgar men are tearing a pack of condoms...

What the hell!

Mi Liang was instantly energetic, and the fatigue, confusion, helplessness and sadness of these days were gone.

He sat up all of a sudden, fear and helplessness emanating from his pupils, and wanted to jump out of bed and try to see if he could escape.

"Hmm?" Wu Mian frowned slightly, "Director Chen, didn't tell the patient before the operation?"

"Uh..." Director Chen grabbed Mi Liang, "What are you doing? Lying back quickly, you're about to have surgery soon. What if your bottle cap cuts your intestines when you have such a vigorous activity!"

"You...you...you..." Mi Liang saw the familiar outer packaging of the suit, and he was extremely frightened and could not even say a word.

"Oh." Wu Mian sighed deeply. After all, it was not his medical team, so he had to do many things himself.

This is annoying.

"Mi Liang, right?" Wu Mian asked as gentle as possible.

"I...yes, who are you?"

"The doctor who came to do the surgery for you." Wu Mian said, "Put your pants on, I'll draw a picture to tell you how to do the surgery. You'll know after that."

"Teacher Wu, no need." Director Chen glared at Mi Liang.

"Let's talk about it, otherwise the patient will be in a state of tension and the excitation of the vagus nerve leads to smooth muscle spasm, and there may be serious accidents during the operation." Wu Mian was not in a hurry, walked to the table in the corner, picked up a piece of paper, and drew patterns on it with an atomic pen.

After saying a few words, Director Chen stared at the sketch with his eyes fixed on it, nailing it on it like a nail, and he couldn't even pull it out.

A brief look at it, several uninterrupted curves were quickly outlined with the anatomic structure. The atomic pen was like a scalpel, cutting through the void, opening the belly of the teacher, and seeing the organs inside clearly.

And it is in a perspective mode, with the focus of the field of view concentrated in the colon liver curve position, and a bottle cap suddenly appears there.

Teacher Wu even drew a lot of realistic teeth, looking like a real beer bottle cap.

"Doctor, you've painted it so well."

"I learned what I learned when I told the patient about the surgery process. When I was hospitalized for one year, I learned it." Wu Mian smiled and said, "Hey, there are 21 teeth on the beer bottle cap. Although it is impossible to compare with the blade, it is much sharper than the intestines."

"21?" Mi Liang was stunned.

"Yes." Wu Mian nodded, "If you don't go into details, just go back and find it yourself."

Wu Mian continued to finish the sketch.

Although he did not use much force, Director Chen still saw the propria in the sketch, the surrounding capillary network, even the chylotus and small intestinal glands clearly.

Not to mention Director Chen, even Mi Liang, who had never seen it, immediately knew that this was her intestines and that hateful bottle cap.

Wu Mian explained how to do it very clearly and the steps are not difficult, similar to putting an elephant in a few steps.

A few minutes later, Wu Mian put down his pen and asked, "Do you still don't understand?"

Mi Liang stared at the sketch in a daze, and all she recalled in her mind were the situation of putting the bottle cap and quilt cover in and then pulling it out along her intestines.

He shook his head.

"Don't worry, I'll do the surgery myself." Wu Mian said lightly, "It's just a minor operation. If there is no problem, please put your position."

Position...

Mi Liang's heart suddenly became evil again. The doctor looked very gentle, but how could he be evil? He is not like this.

Maybe... Mi Liang had countless thoughts in her mind, watching a small movie would harm people.

"Teacher Wu, can you give me this sketch?" a young nurse asked.

"Yes." Wu Mian narrowed her eyes, smiled slightly, and signed a name.

The young nurse was as if she had found a treasure. Under Director Chen's sharp gaze, she put away the draft without hesitation, and hid her baby.

"Get ready." Wu Mian said.

"Boss, you're good at everything, but you're talking too much to the patient before the operation." Professor Barack nagged.

"You should have done this kind of work." Wu Mian said coldly.

“…”

Professor Barack quickly unpacked the packaging, took out the condom, pulled it apart, and put it in the palm of his hand.

Wu Mian operated the colonoscopy forceps, clamped the edge of the cover, and slowly sent it into the colonoscopy along the fiber colonoscopy.

The light red intestinal wall on the screen was slightly peristaltic, and Wu Mian did not show any special movements at various turning positions. The colonoscopy smoothly arrived at the position of the colon liver curve.

The colonoscopic forceps with the edge of the condom were slightly pressed against the intestinal wall, pushing out a little bit of gap. Before Director Chen, Barack, and Mi Liang could see clearly, half of the bottle caps in the next frame had entered the condom.

Another colonoscopic pliers pull the opposite sleeve, put the bottle cap in, and cross the two pliers, like a button when carrying a plastic bag, simply close the outlet of the sleeve, and then start pulling it out.

Director Chen has no doubt that even if Teacher Wu wants to tie a bow, he can still easily do it in the narrow and cramped space of the intestinal cavity.

"It's over." Wu Mian smiled and took out the cover with the bottle cap, took the thing for Mi Liang, took off the gloves, turned around to wash his hands.

"Awesome!" Professor Barack exclaimed in a low voice.

"If you encounter similar situations in the future, don't open your stomach." Wu Mian said, "After all, you are a member of my medical team. If you tell me, you will make Mayo, the people in Cleveland laugh at me."

"Those group of Bichi people will definitely not be able to do it! Their imagination limits cannot reach your lowest level. Boss, you are medical..."

"Shut up."

"Teacher Wu, your technique..." Director Chen was stunned for a while and found that he didn't know what adjective to describe the operation he just saw.

Easily?

Or is it a ox to cut off a ox?

No, it is suitable for surgical operations for the slaughter of a ox. There is nothing difficult to operate, mainly because of the idea - being imaginative.

Director Chen was thinking randomly while accompanying Wu Mian out of the endoscopic room.

"It's very simple to operate. The idea of ​​putting bottle caps in the main thing is rare." Wu Mian narrowed his eyes and said with a smile, "With the idea, it will be very simple next time he encounters a similar situation."
Chapter completed!