Chapter 233
Then something even more annoying happened. The lustful monk actually ejaculated. I saw a little damp on his yellow monk's robe, and then the damp mark spread and became bigger and bigger.
He actually cumed, and the monk looked down at his crotch without hesitation, just like watching another wonderful TV series.
The forest was quiet for a moment and was about to appear as if it was about to appear. The three of us looked at the extremely shameless lewd monk in amazement. After the slap, he closed his hands and closed his eyes and said, "Amitabha."
I was really going to kneel down. I used to have some dirty thoughts about girls, and I thought it was a sin to think about it. This monk is much more open than me.
Not only is it more open than me, but most people, I am also drunk when I see this scene.
The woman seemed a little annoyed and put her skirt down and said, "Hey, what are you doing? Are you acting like a hooligan?"
"Rogue?" The monk seemed a little confused and said with a smile on his face: "Dare you ask the female donor, what does hooligan mean?"
"You...you are just a very stinky hooligan." The woman stomped her feet and pointed at the monk in anger and cursed.
"I, I don't smell bad." After saying that, the monk deliberately smelled the clothes on his body and said innocently.
This guy teases women as a master, and I sincerely say.
Suddenly, the monk made a swearing voice and said, "This matter is related to the name, don't talk." After that, he took out a white bone from his sleeve, drew a letter on the ground, and then sat cross-legged at the center of the font, closed his eyes and slowly recited the scriptures. I couldn't understand the Buddhist scriptures, but the monk recited them very well, and the sound of the Buddha sounds came into his ears.
I don’t know why after listening to it, I suddenly felt a sense of peace in my heart. My contempt for him, my delusion about women, and some tension and fear seemed to disappear. My heart was quiet, and I felt that everything in front of me seemed very beautiful, and all my desires even disappeared in an instant.
The woman and the photographer also stopped. They stood respectfully facing the monk. At this moment, I saw the old military-green liberation truck swaying over. In the quiet woods, the car kept making noises of creaking parts. What was strange was that there was no one in the cab. If it were the car sliding on its own, the engine was started, making a huge noise of "sucking" sound.
It seems that there is something wrong with the car. Later, when I saw the car's drag, I realized that there was something wrong. Because through the high barrier gap, I saw two rows of soldiers covered in blood sitting on the car with rifles and motionless. The people facing me could see that their expressions were dull, their faces were dead gray, while some were wrapped in bandages on their heads, and some were covered in blood.
These are Yin soldiers. Those who have died in battle but have always thought that the battle has not ended, will linger on the battlefield and refuse to leave. This is the so-called "yin soldiers blocking the way".
Yin soldiers are not evil spirits, but they are different from ordinary dead souls. All vicious and terrible dead souls must take a detour in front of Yin soldiers. Therefore, there must be no soul-summoning rituals in the place where there are Yin soldiers, otherwise the soul will only be brought into the Yellow Spring Road by Yin soldiers, but Yin soldiers will never intervene in the Yang world, so there is no threat to people unless they intervene in its space.
It seems that the monk must be chanting the mantra of rebirth to avoid accidents when the Yin soldiers aisle. It seems that he is a master. The one who can send away souls with spells must be a master with magical power and Taoism. It seems that although he is lustful, he is really capable.
I thought of climbing into the car with Yin soldiers in a confused manner before, and it was so cold that I could sweat.
At this time, the monk stood up and said, "When I have passed by my dead body, I can only send you to the Shurangama Sutra to the salvation. Since the three of you are in the voice of Buddha and have a connection with my Buddha, you should fast for three days from today. Remember, remember."
My heart skipped a beat. He actually said, "Three people" have discovered me?
The other two did not hear the truth of this sentence, and thought that there were three people in total in the old monk. The woman said, "Don't scare me, what's the use of the Buddha's voice that you, a lustful monk, recites?"
"Amitabha Buddha, the Shurangama Sutra is a Buddhist sutra recorded by Longsheng Bodhisattva from the Dragon Palace. Those with great wisdom can see the mysteries of the universe from the sutras. Of course, I don't have such transcendent wisdom, but I remember the Buddhist sutras and recite them every time..."
"Don't pretend there, learn from Tang Monk, get out of here, I don't have money to give you." The photographer frowned and scolded.
These two people are not from Xuanmen, so they have not felt the changes in the surrounding situation just now, but I felt it clearly. Is it actually a master, but I am pretending to be crazy and stupid there? But there is a bottom line for pretending to be crazy and stupid. He is a monk and is unreasonable in any case. Especially when he blatantly "ejaculated" at someone, he is also obscene to heaven. If he is in public, he will be punished by the public security organs.
The monk did not feel guilty at all and said with a smile: "I am a monk named Linghua, and a monk from the Sutra Pavilion of Fahua Temple in Xiheshan is fortunate to know three of them. Please give me some advice."
"I have nothing to say about nonsense with you, get out of here." The photographer even raised his middle finger and made an international gesture.
A monk actually had the word "flower" in his Dharma name, which sounded a little lewd in his ears. However, he had a good temper and was insulted like this. He was still a man when he stood up. He closed his hands and said, "Amitabha, I still have urgent matters, so I say goodbye."
"I can't walk slowly," said the photographer.
The monk swayed into the woods and soon disappeared. After the other person left completely, the photographer piled up a lewd smile and said, "Miss Bai, I have taken so many beautiful photos for you. How do you plan to repay me?"
"Hate, I'm not satisfied with seeing that they are now? What else should I do?" The woman's face turned a little red.
"Of course you understand what I mean? Everyone is adult, and you are not a virgin, just have fun." The photographer said with a smile on his face.
"Li Shan, I warn you that the key points of your words are respectful. I am not a prostitute."
"But you were more sexy than a prostitute when you took photos, and now you are pretending to be serious again?" the photographer sneered.
"You are so annoying. I don't want to talk to you anymore. Please leave." Miss Bai said righteously.
"It's easy to invite God, but it's hard to send him to God." After Li Shan said this, he put the camera underground, and then began to take off his clothes.
"Li Shan, I warn you not to do anything randomly, otherwise I will call the police." Miss Bai's tone was already a little panicked.
After hearing this, Li Shan laughed and said, "So you women have long hair and short knowledge. So what can I do if I fuck you? Sue me? Why do you do with you two courages? Don't forget your identity, don't forget my identity." At this point, a smug look appeared on his face.
Seeing this, I can basically be sure that neither of these two people is a monster, but they are definitely not ordinary people either. Miss Bai said, "Li Shan, I am different from other women. They are willing to take advantage of you. That is someone else. Don't try to touch me."
"Damn, you really think that you are a chaste woman, you are just a stinky bitch. I'll try your flesh to see if it's more tender than others." After that, he took off his upper body and walked towards Miss Bai with a grin. The woman turned around and was about to run, but she was wearing high heels and was not as convenient as the young man's sneakers on the mud ground. She was caught by the young man without taking a few steps. He kicked Miss Bai to the ground, and then stepped on her neck and said, "Your mom is competing, if you don't let me play today, I'll kill you here."
After saying that, he began to take off his pants proudly. Although the woman struggled hard, she was not as strong as a man. I quietly walked out of the hidden area, and then ran all the way to the poop and kicked him hard on the butt. Li Shan was not prepared at all, and staggered out and hit the pomegranate tree hard, and fainted.
The woman screamed and got up and kicked the man hard a few times, squatted down on the ground and burst into tears. I sighed and said, "Miss Bai, you have acted a little too much before, no wonder she would treat you like this."
"How many of you are in charge of my business?" the woman cried while covering her face.
My heart moved, this voice, this voice... I suddenly remembered that it was her? I was completely shocked.
Chapter completed!