Without waiting for Zheng Tang to ask Xu Hu to come and invite him around the bush, Xu Hao left the house early. It turned out that it was Xue Wen's appointment. A cousin came to his hometown and said he wanted to have a drink together.

Xu Hao agreed without any reason. His cousin was named Xue Jixian. He was a scholar with an average family background. It is said that he is working in a local yamen now.

When he arrived at the hotel, the servant of the Xue family nodded and greeted him. Xue Wen from the second floor took Xue Jixian out and greeted him with a smile.

"Don't be surprised if you come late." Xu Hao smiled and bowed, sat down, saw a handsome follower behind Xue Jixian, and frowned slightly.

Although he was not infected by the current trend, he had already developed a pair of golden eyes and could tell at a glance what was going on with this follower.

Sure enough, he was not surprised. This follower, who was about fifteen or sixteen years old, was from Huizhou. He used to be an apprentice in a opera troupe and was named Baying.

Xue Jixian saw that he had a pretty face and spent 200 taels of silver to buy it. He changed his name to Yingguan. He dressed up a bit of a girl and looked very beautiful.

Around the day, the two of them are called masters and servants, so at night they are naturally the way to be wives and concubines.

Xu Hao felt very distressed. Because Xue Wen, who was fascinated by the male style, actually called Lin Feng, the famous husband of Jinling. He seemed to be very coveted by the Yingguan, and he looked at him in a lustful manner from time to time.

Xu Hao shook his head and pretended not to see it. Xue Jixian was so handsome and did not have the arrogance of a scholar. He was obviously trained by the yamen to be sophisticated.

After eating a few glasses of wine, the atmosphere was pretty good. Lin Feng was the most seductive. Seeing Yingguan standing behind angrily, he knew what was going on, so he hurriedly greeted: "Brother, are you your surname?"

"Submitted to Ba." The British official said sternly.

"Yeah, it turns out it's Mr. Ba." Lin Feng smiled and said, "I'm sorry and walked out because there were other guests in this restaurant.

Xue Jixian watched him out reluctantly, and then he withdrew his gaze. He didn't care about the jealousy of "Ba Erye". He thought to himself that when he saw Xiaodan in Beijing today, he felt that it was several times better than that of other provinces. First, he had good looks, second, good clothes, and good social engagements, so he said to Xue Wen: "The littledan outside also has good looks, but he dresses a little rustic, especially boots, and he doesn't buy new ones at a time. For example, in summer, he only has a long gown for a few months. He wears a cool hat and almost three or four people come to the yamen. He refuses to come alone, just one or two taels."

Xu Hao didn't understand very well. Could it be that my husband went to the yamen to respond? Which official was so bold?

Xue Wen smiled and said, "It's so cheap? Didn't you hide it from your boss?"

Xue Jixian said: "Brother made fun of him. How can we pass the wall of the boss? It's just that we came too late, and we often update two or three times, which makes us always wake up."

"The third day of the day called the door?" Xue Wen deliberately teased him, "It's inconvenient. Why don't you open the back door and let him in?"

Xue Jixian said seriously: "Brother is really an interesting person, and it is unreasonable to make fun of him! In our industry, the first thing to pay attention to is character. The back door must be blocked tightly. You cannot let a fart be released, so that the boss can rest assured."

This time, let alone Xu Hao, even Xue Wen couldn't understand, so he asked him why? But a long-time Beijing official and a local person made each other's questions and answers in a mess.

At this time, Lin Feng came back. Xue Jixian turned to him and asked, "How much money can you make in a year as your husband?"

Lin Feng said: "There are all the masters' clothes for the money, and we only take a few pieces of clothes that the men rewarded. Only when the master comes out will we count our own."

Xue Jixian asked again: "How much money can the master make in that year?"

"This may be possible." Lin Feng thought for a while, "A rough calculation of a year is enough, there are 1,800 taels, but our industry has a lot of social engagements, so we have to be decent and cost a lot."

Xue Jixian stuck out his tongue and said, "There are so many? Ten times more than Shu Xiu who did the criminal case! Alas, I really regret now that I should have learned opera before, and I am much happier than being a staff member. We accept apprentices to pay for money and meals. If we can't learn, we can't recommend them for ten or eight years. Even if we are recommended, we will come back in shame in less than a few months and still have to spend money to support him."

Xu Haoxin said that the master and his aides have factions, and often the father passes on to his son from generation to generation. If he wants to become a disciple, he can't find a way to accept his disciples. Taking the disciples is to lose money, but if one has a promising future, he will not benefit from it. The actors are not like this. When they become a disciple, they will be a master. When they become a little more popular, they will immediately turn their backs on their relatives. As the saying goes, actors are ruthless and unrighteous, and it is definitely not an empty talk.

Xue Jixian said in a whisper: "We want our disciples to be filial to our masters and how many smart people can we meet in our lifetime? It's not as good as you are your husband."

Xue Wen smiled and said, "The phoenix is ​​flying in the forest, and when it is stopped, my heart is happy."

Lin Feng also smiled and said, "Mr. Xue is proficient in literature again. Our team lacks scholars like you. The person selling plaster at the door is like you. Why should you be so full of words? You know that you have studied hard."

Xu Hao laughed, making Xue Wen smile helplessly, and pointed at him and pointed at him.

Xue Jixian said, "This is my cousin's true nature of books. We masters unknowingly talk about the case. If you don't know it, you are the ones who sing opera. Why are you walking sluggishly?"

Lin Feng was sarcastic by him, and he knew that he was unintentional and didn't care, but he didn't speak anymore.

Xue Jixian suddenly faced Xu Hao and asked, "Can Lingzun leave Beijing this year?"

Xu Hao was confused and had to be serious and said in a literary way: "My father has not left Beijing yet. He has not been able to do this year. I have to wait for the coming year. It is not known that he has a long way to go."

It turned out that Xue Wen did not explain his identity to his cousin, but just said vaguely that his boss's son was the one who asked this question.

Xue Jixian asked: "Can it be the governor's chief?"

Xu Hao said: "No, the old man is a full-time magistrate."

Xue Jixian said: "The prefect is amazing. I heard that the Ministry of Personnel lacks a lot. If Lord Lingzun is honored for office next year, I will definitely ask for cultivation."

"Natural, natural." Xu Hao thought to himself, just wait, you will never be the prefect in your life.

"Come on, drink." Xue Wen said with a smile and asked, "Cousin, you have a five-foot-foot child with beautiful eyes. If there is no one at night, will you be moved?"

Xu Hao almost laughed out loud. He thought to himself that Lao Xue, Lao Xue, in front of his good looks, he used such elegant and actually vulgar words. Your knowledge is really useful.

Sure enough, Lin Feng didn't understand and listened with a smile. Otherwise, he would say that this person had to study more, just like Xu Hao's brother-in-law was not good at English, and his sister was going to a nightclub at night, so she told Xu Hao in English that she asked him to help cover up.

Xue Jixian could understand. As he was talking about his compliment, he smiled and said, "It's a pity that he has done everything like this little boy, donkey, and concubine."

Xu Hao couldn't help but ask, "What's a donkey concubine? I hope to hear it carefully."

Xue Jixian said proudly: "I only use him as a follower now. For example, if you live in Xicheng and I live in Nancheng, if you have something to discuss, I have to ride a donkey. With him, I can write a letter and ask him to send it over. Isn't it considered a donkey? People like us who do business for our boss often walk around and sleep alone at night, which is really cold. With him, we can also be a companion and laugh. Hehe. When you are anxious, you can also relieve your fatigue. Wouldn't it be considered a concubine? Eight hundred yuan a month. If you buy a few old clothes for him, it costs less than twenty taels a year. Compared to your husband, you can call me a husband, it is worth two or three times. Is my plan good?"

"Good fight." Xu Hao had no choice but to admire him.

Suddenly, a middle-aged man came into the door. He was Xue Wen's master, Xue's sister-in-law's third uncle. She was poor and a pedantic scholar. She just gave him a bite of food. But this person liked his husband very much, but he had no money. He had eavesdropped outside the door for a long time.

As soon as the man rushed in, the third uncle immediately asked, "I am willing to learn this matter. I am willing to learn it. I am willing to come here and I will be able to understand it. What is the case? But the people of the country all said, "If the road is so great, I will not believe it, so I will teach me clearly, please try it."

Puff! Xu Hao squirted out a sip of wine, pointed at him for a long time, and sighed at Xue Wen, "I, I'm convinced you."

"Hehe, your family is the same, let's not talk about the second brother." Xue Wen smiled indifferently.

Xu Hao was speechless, right? Last night, there were six brothers, but five were not at home. Several younger brothers were so angry that they ran to the old lady to complain to him, and the world was getting worse and worse.

Lin Feng still didn't understand, so he got up and sent a glass of wine, counting the bumps on Uncle San's face. He probably hadn't gotten married for half his life, and was inconsistent, and asked, "Are you good to say what people can understand? Again, your face is too ugly. I have a recipe. You use ten pounds of fragrant lard, three gold lard, one pound of soap, four liang of soap, and four liang of silver salt. After steaming it in a steamer, you put your face on it and let the lard enter your dough, and you can drive away all your lard."

Uncle San was stunned and said, "You must have been bad if you farts in your farts. Come on, I want to smell the smell of scent on your face, and there is no smell of scent."

As he said that, he pressed his old face on Lin Feng's face and rubbed it twice. Lin Feng felt numb and seemed to have itchy on his face, and he shouted: "Oh, be careful that you are so angry."

Uncle San smiled with a shy face and said, "Why did it last before but today? It's not over yet, so why are you hurt?" He simply reached out and hugged Lin Feng in his arms, "If you have a rabbit love, it really won my heart."

Puff! Xu Hao squirted out another sip of wine, but Lin Feng laughed and said, "I love him if I hate your face."

puff!

Lin Feng reached out and pinched his third uncle hard for a few times, broke free and smiled, "It's considered a musket, remember to give it money." He turned around and ran away.

puff!

Uncle San followed behind and chased out, Lin Feng ran in again. Uncle San behind raised his mottled face, "When you get my hand, I will never let you go."

Xu Hao couldn't stand it anymore, so he quickly got up and walked to the balcony to hide, otherwise it would be like squirting away wine, but blood.

It’s not that there are so many good friends in the future. I really don’t understand what it is good to pick up soap? Xu Hao found it incredible.

The men in the room were still shameless, and the third uncle humbly asked Xue Jixian, "If you want to ask you just now, I only know how to crack water and make you happy. As for the taste of steamed pigs, I have never tasted it, and I don't know the beauty of it. What are the benefits? How good is it to be with a woman?"

Xue Wen smiled and said, "In my opinion, each has its own benefits, but everyone often says that men are convenient for women."

Uncle San turned around and asked, "Let me talk about the wonderful things so that I can understand them."

At this time, Xue Jixian smiled and said, "This kind of thing can only be understood, and it is difficult to express it. It is too vulgar and vulgar. In this way, I use the example of taking a car and taking a boat. For example, our profession seems to be a lightweight car, but we can't take family members everywhere, right? Having him is like having family members. As for the taste, everyone's feelings are different and it is difficult to describe them all.

Well, a colleague of mine once made a pair, 'thin, wide, fat, tight, tight, and heavy, white, wet, yellow, dry, and black and oily'. So the most wonderful thing is oil, followed by water. As for cleaning the inside, letting the breathing, it makes people feel numb and soul-stirring. The beauty of the boat is all about sifting and bumping, but not sifting, which is no different from citrus. If a car is sifting and bumping, it is better than a boat with sifting and bumping, and its beauty is compact and fitting."

Xu Hao on the balcony was stunned and saw Lin Feng blushing and said, "You are such an expert in driving the car. How dare you ask what kind of car you are? Forget it, I will punish you for three glasses of wine, so I won't say it. It's so unbearable."

Xue Wen got mad and laughed, "Happy, so happy! I haven't heard of it. I ride this boat every day. But there are few opportunities for the car, and I can't get into the car every time. When I arrive at the door, it is not accessible by manpower. I'm afraid that if I take the manure truck, I will be able to cover my nose and run away!"

Xue Jixian smiled and said, "There is a way to sit in a manure truck. If a big black fungus is soaked in water, it will be used as your hat. It can be regarded as a mat in the car. No matter what kind of manure truck it is, you can sit there anyway."

At this moment, Xu Hao was stunned. Muji, Muji, was the condom invented by our ancestors first using Muji?

Xue Wen kept stroking his hands and laughing, "I've learned it. Today I'll hear you talk to you and I'll suddenly understand."

Xu Hao sighed speechlessly, who are these people!

At the same time, a group of sisters-in-law from the Xu family chatted together, and Wang Xuanqing said: "A lot of news has been released recently. Have you heard it?"

Everyone else shook their heads, and Wang Xuanqing continued, "I heard Xuanhong say yesterday that my elder brother was drunk, rolled down in someone's room, drowned in his shoes, and lost his ugly face. Later, he was tricked into the garden at night by the concubine of the Zhang family, splashed all over the body, and even lost his face. He was so angry that he was determined to take revenge, which also made the Zhang family's second son make a big joke."

Zhu Qiaoqiao asked, "What joke? And he, dogs can't change their shit."

Wang Xuanqing said: "Someone saw the second son of the Zhang family in a mud kiln. He was beaten by some mud sticks and stripped him clean. He was surrounded by a broken straw mat and could not come out, which caused the people watching the fun to squeeze the mud walls down. Later, I don't know how to go back."

Yuan said, "Is there such a thing? Brother is good at making a trick, and he is so useless."

Zhu Qiaoqiao said: "He is very honest in front of me. There are no women in the family, so why is this?"

Wang Xuanqing smiled and said, "Honest people are good at doing these things, and those who are not honest are sensible, but they don't do it."

Seeing that it was getting late, Mu Ningxue said, "It's time to go to the old lady's house. Let's talk later."

They went to Qianshoutang together, had lunch with the old lady, and chatted for another while each. Mu Ningxue sent Xiao to Jieshoutang, and Xiao Yushi and others came to pay their respects.

Xiao asked Xu Xiangyue: "Have your wife recovered from her illness?"

"It's much better, I just don't like to move and don't want to go anywhere." Xu Xiangyue replied, "I'm afraid I'm so bored that I'm told me that the master and wife love me again, so I can stay for a few more days and don't have to pay my respects sooner or later."

As he was talking, Zhu Qiaoqiao came in to pay his respects to Xiao, and Xiao asked with a smile: "You came so early!"

Zhu Qiaoqiao said, "Come here to see the baby."

Mu Ningxue smiled and said, "It's cloudy and snowing. What's there to see? Is it snowing outside?"

The little girl outside the door immediately said, "Some snowflakes fell."
To be continued...