Eight hundred and sixtieth chapters fortune
In the teahouse, Zhu Zhanji left angrily, and Zhang Xu Wen left a bad impression on him. Xu Wen, who succeeded, smiled in his heart and took the tea leisurely.
Li Zengzhi didn't want Xu Ye to see this and said, "You go home quickly. Remember, you are not allowed to tell your father about this."
Xu Ye nodded and went home honestly amid the laughter of everyone.
In fact, this matter is naturally not hidden from Xu Hao's ears. Some people came to report it. Xu Hao smiled at it and thought to himself that the elder brother finally had half a good thing.
Zhang Fu is a bold and meticulous person with a bad character. Xu Hao has always disliked him. He didn't know that in history, Zhang Fu had a cold relationship with his elder brother Zhang Fu. Zhang Fu accused him of beating the gravekeeper and denounced the ancestors. He should have looked down on the heroes of the Jingnan period back then, so even Zhang Fu, who was a low-key person, could not stand it.
Therefore, he was ordered by Emperor Daizong of Ming Dynasty to arrest the Jinyiwei and was released for a while. Perhaps Emperor Daizong Zhu Qiyu thought that Zhang Xu was a good general, and was later promoted to the right governor of the Central Army Governor's Office, and his status was no less than that of Zhang Fu.
In the third year of Jingtai, he was promoted to Prince Taibao. But even though Daizong was so kind to him, when he saw Daizong seriously ill, Zhang Xu ran to participate in the coup again, and welcomed Emperor Yingzong Zhu Qizhen to restore the throne. Finally, he was named Wen'anbo, and his dream was fulfilled for many years.
In the bedroom, Zhang Lu took off his clothes slowly, threw them on the stool, and sat on the kang with his body tilted. The woman did not take off her clothes, but only took off her pants.
"Take off your clothes, too." Zhang Xie naturally didn't want to leave things hastily.
The woman thought about it and took off her. Then she saw him slowly lifting one of her long legs, resting on her shoulders, and reaching out to touch her.
After a long time of exhaustion, the woman spat and said, "Idiot, just play with her if you want to play, what should I touch? Even your wife has this eye, which makes me unable to get up and down."
"What do you know?" Zhang Xie smiled.
Before he could finish speaking, a sound came from outside, as if the street door was opened and there was a noise in the yard. The woman quickly pushed Zhang Lu, who was about to get on the horse, sat up, quickly put on her clothes, got off the kang, and ran out in a flash.
"Oh no, my man is back."
"What should I do?" Zhang Xie was so scared that he was so scared that he would be so scared. What would happen if this was spread? He hurriedly grabbed his pants and put them on, and before he could put on his long gown. A group of people fought and pulled off the curtain.
At this time, Zhang Lu was so anxious that he had nowhere to hide. There was no one hidden under the kang, and there was no hole in the wall. He couldn't help but feel moved when he looked carefully. The two people were very loyal before, but they really kept their promises and helped him resist. Even if they couldn't beat the other party, they fled into the house.
Zhang Xie calmed down and with his skills it was not difficult to break out. Unexpectedly, the two guys ran over and suddenly reached out to hug him. Then a group of people pressed him down tightly. Six or seven people had countless hands, peeling him clean all over his body, and then scattered.
Zhang Hui was already confused, and slowly got up from the ground naked. What should he do? The woman was gone and was wandering around, suddenly, people outside came in to watch the fun, pointing at him and laughing, and laughing, saying, "This is the retribution for prostitution."
Zhang Xie was so embarrassed that he had to wrap the straw curtain around his lower body. He was afraid of meeting an acquaintance, so he lowered his head and squatted in the room. Finally, he found a child watching the fun and persuaded him, promising to buy him twenty rouxedo buns for him, and exchanged them for a pair of torn pants, and covered his face and ran away.
Xu Wen and others in the teahouse were shaking, covering their stomachs and laughing! Xu Wen laughed: "Damn, I finally got a revenge."
Let’s talk about a young magistrate who has arrived in Shuntian Prefecture. He is from Yangzhou and is very particular about dressing. Anyone who wears neat clothes and looks clean in the yamen runners will take care of him. When they see those who are not tidy and hygienic, they will definitely be scolded.
There is an old saying that the King of Chu is so thin that everyone in the palace starved to death.
The prefect is not concerned about small matters, the prefect is a quick-witted person who can make money and doesn't care about any other people's business. This magistrate is a famous Jinshi on the two lists, second only to the top two, and he is in charge of all major and minor matters.
For a moment, Shuntian Mansion was dressed in detail. Some had jasmine flowers on their heads and benzoin in their sleeves. They ran to the magistrate to invite favor.
Zhang Cheng was still ignored, and the people sent by Xu Hao made a secret arrangement. There was nothing wrong this day, and the yamen runners in each room were chatting with the judge, and Zhang Cheng sat in the corner.
Someone said, "A new fortune teller on the other side is called Huayang Mountain. He is very accurate and he can say one sentence in a very effective way."
"Isn't that?" said a yamen runner: "I asked him yesterday. He said that my Yima Star will enter the palace tomorrow. Sure enough, the next day, the master ordered me to enter the palace to deliver documents. After getting the reward, I saw the palace again."
A detective said, "He said the day before yesterday that I was my destiny the next day. Sure enough, I issued a good card the next day and did a good job. The master praised me for being able to do it."
When Cao Cao came, the fortune teller came in and visited the family. Zhang Cheng jumped up and rushed over and pulled someone to tell fortunes.
The fortune teller said, "You go to my place to register, I won't tell fortunes outside."
Zhang Cheng said, "I know there are so many people there, and it will take half a day to wait for the turn. Master, be fine, show me."
The fortune teller couldn't get rid of his body, so he had to agree and asked him to report his birthday. Suddenly, he hummed and turned around and left, saying as he walked, "What's his fortune doing?"
Zhang Cheng was anxious and shouted, "You have to calculate whether it is good or not. Should you die if you are not good?"
The mess made everyone laugh and said in a fortune telling voice: "The fate of ordinary people is not good at luck, and the fortune is not good at astrology. And your fate is already very bad. From one year old, you can see that you have a hundred years old. You have no good luck for a day, and there is no good star at all. Don't blame me for being so ugly. Don't say that you are looking for fame and fortune, even if you go along the street to beg, you will have to close your doors and doors when you see it."
This sentence hurt Zhang Cheng's heart, his eyes turned red, and he choked and said, "Sir, although what you said is too straightforward, it is not bad at all. I have been suffering since I was born. I have never been happy for a day, and I have been ignorant and delusional all day long, and I have to wait for the end of my suffering to be happy. It seems that I have no good days. Why not die early and clean."
When the fortune teller saw that the fire was coming, he secretly said, "Don't be anxious. If you listen to me, you might as well change your horoscope. It will be beneficial."
Zhang Cheng was confused and whispered: "Sir, deliberately making fun of me. The horoscope is born, how can I change it?"
The fortune teller said, "I might as well, I will change it."
In this way, Zhang Cheng's eight characters were reversed and written on a piece of life paper, and a five-star fortune was arranged. Later, he wrote a few good words and family background, folded them and stuffed them into Zhang Cheng's sleeve, giving such instructions.
Zhang Cheng, who was kept in the dark, just thought it was a comforting act. He wanted to cry but no tears. No one else knew what was going on here and didn't bother to pay attention to him. Suddenly, a man came over with a fire sign and said, "I'm lucky Zhang. Master brings you."
Zhang Cheng hurriedly asked, "What happened? Do you want to take me?"
It turned out that the prefect ordered him to take a lonely old man, but he felt sorry for the other person and didn't take it. Therefore, he violated the deadline and the prefect wanted to deal with him.
The person who handled this matter was Lord Tongzhang, who said directly: "Twenty-year board."
Zhang Cheng was dragged down by Xing Zhang's yamen runners, and a piece of paper fell out of his sleeve. The judge said, "What, take it, let me see."
Someone picked it up and sent it to him. The judge opened it and saw it was a piece of fate paper. He looked it from the beginning and said shockedly: "Call him up. Do you think, where did this fate paper come from? Whose horoscope is this?"
Zhang Cheng blinked and replied, "It's a villain."
The judge laughed and said, "I didn't expect that you, a bad guy, would be born at the same time as me in the same year, month and day as me."
He spared him now, retreated to the private yard, and when he saw his wife, he kept smiling: "I have always believed in life, but today I realized that life has no evidence."
The lady asked curiously, "How can I see it?"
Tongzong said, "I just hit a subordinate, and a piece of life paper fell from his sleeve, exactly the same as my horoscope. I want me to be an official and he is a yamen runner. This is the separation between heaven and earth. Besides, he is the most down-and-out in the yamen. Madam, what evidence do you have for this life?"
The lady was kind-hearted and said, "This is a different fate among her. Since he and you are born at the same time, there must be some fate between each other in the previous life, and you should take care of others."
"That's what I mean." Tongzong smiled at his wife and said, "In fact, this person's life is not worse than mine. Look at his life paper, he is actually a child of the Zhang family of Duke Rong. Somehow, he didn't go to the military camp to train, but ran to the yamen to be an unsatisfactory man. With such a family background and not relying on it, it can be seen that he is an honest person and can be used with value."
Sure enough, when he was promoted to the hall the next day, the judge called Zhang Cheng in and asked him why he was so shabby. Zhang Cheng said a lot of grievances. The judge was so pitiful and ordered him to take out ten taels of silver from the yamen and ask him to buy a new set of clothes and come back to listen.
Zhang Cheng laughed in his heart, so he went out to buy a few new clothes, changed into a new hat, and took a shower in the bathhouse. When he came out, he met a mirror polisher. He looked in the mirror while walking, but he was not as unlucky as before.
Zhang Chengxin said that if the horoscope has changed, the appearance and demeanor have also changed? But she forgot that the old saying that appearance is born from the heart, and that people rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles.
Since then, the judge Tongzhe has helped him to do the job in front of him and takes him with him wherever he goes. He can be said to be always there. He rewards him with good errands and consults him with difficult things. He has become a confidant.
After all, Zhang Cheng's family background was there, and he was well-informed, and there were relatives and friends everywhere. The judge asked him the right person. Zhang became a person's duty, and he knew everything and said everything. He supported the judge to be a good official.
Soon he changed his nickname again, and everyone called him "the same year as the official", and gave him jasmine flowers to wear and benzoin to smoke. For a moment, the powder and color of the six palaces of Shuntian Prefecture were not available.
When Xu Hao heard Li Dong report this, he couldn't help but laugh. His original intention was to ask Zhang Cheng to investigate the illegal behavior of Shuntian Mansion. Who knew that the people below would have misunderstood and thought he wanted to support Zhang Cheng. I don't know which person who is proficient in officialdom design is too powerful.
"Whose work is done by this?" Xu Hao asked.
Li Dong said: "It's the new Master Wei. I thought he was new to come and would not have any involvement with the capital, so I went to consult him and he gave me this trick."
Xu Hao said slowly: "This person is quite capable, but he is too scheming and too smart. In a short time, he found out the character of the magistrate. Well! You can't be slow to behave."
Chapter completed!