Eight hundred and fiftieth chapters drunk
Let’s talk about Xu Wen’s good actor who was behind his back to please other men, and walked out in anger, calling the actor ruthless and unrighteous while walking. But he suffered a great loss in the actor and the bitch, but he couldn’t change his shit and still hang out in the romantic scene all year round.|[2][3][w][x]
At present, the King of Han Zhu Gaoxu was the king of Oceania. He was said to be busy fighting with the natives and constantly sending people to Beijing to demand troops, horses and firearms. The place called Han Wangzhou is said to be about the same size as the Central Plains, with only some uncivilized barbarians, and even the emperor was moved.
The same is true for Yonglezhou. Originally, Zhu Gaochi wanted to send his third brother, King Zhao Zhu Gaosui, but Zhu Gaosui refused and was still coveting the throne in secret. In Yonglezhou, there are also places where the kings ruled by several countries, which are similar to some small countries in Southeast Asia. Therefore, Zhu Gaochi was unwilling to issue an order to invade others.
But anyone with discerning eyes knows that King Zhao has completely lost his fate with the throne. Unless he learns from King Yan to gather troops to rebel, if this person is Zhu Gaoxu, Xu Wen may be willing to take a risk. Forget Zhu Gaosui, how can he have Zhu Gaoxu's reputation of bravery and influence in the army?
What else can Xu Wen, who has long lost his ambitions, do besides indulging in wine and sex? He has no shortage of money, no shortage of power, and almost nothing is needed.
I thought that Zhang Xie had a fan sister named Lan Fang, so I simply went to the meeting and also gave her a cuckold.
Lan Fang runs a pleasure boat on the Qinhuai River. When she saw Xu Wen pointing her name, she saw that he was very handsome, but middle-aged, with a big belly, yellow eyes and bloodshot, and looked like he had been hollowed out by wine.
Wearing a green silk brocade dress, a velvet hat, a small marten tail, a pair of green satin socks and gray leather shoes, a piece of jade hanging on the lace of the chest, and various jade pendants and sachets hanging on the waist, it looks vulgar.
Logically, Xu Wen's taste is similar to Xu Hao, but he dressed up like a nouveau riche today. He didn't want to be known by Zhang Hui. In the future, he could say that he was a mistake. My sister was jealous of money, but she couldn't blame him.
The problem is that Lan Fang really doesn't care about him. Just because Xu Wen smiled and whispered in a low voice, he pretended to be humble, so he had to sit down with him. He put on the wine and drank a few glasses of wine first. When Lan Fang saw Xu Wen talking, she kept talking nonsense. She was so upset that she had a plan and planned to pretend to be attentive and get drunk.
I didn't want Xu Wenshan to drink, and the more I drank, the less drunk he got. When I got drunk, my mouth began to get up in a mess. I touched Lan Fang's hand and said, "Beauty, I came here to see you today. You are so happy. You can have whatever you want. I will buy the pleasure boat to give it to you. I'll have fun in the Qinhuai River every day, isn't it good?"
Lan Fang's eyes lit up when she heard this. Who would be unable to get along with the money? She smiled and said, "How much money does the uncle have? There are more sisters on the Qinhuai River. Look at your jade. It turns out that it was given by your husband? There are hundreds of husbands and thousands of sisters in this capital. How much can you give alone?"
Xu Wen said: "No one else can ask for any money. As long as you are willing, I will do everything, and you will be able to do it for ten thousand yuan."
Lan Fangxin said that a good kid was a kid. He became enthusiastic and said, "Master, since you have me in your heart, you must drink it all night today, and don't hide the amount."
Xu Wen shouted with awesomeness: "Okay, come with a big cup."
The maid brought two large glasses, Lan Fang filled the wine and said, "Uncle, I am here in Japan to drink with you in pairs, but I am really weak and can't drink them. You can drink these two glasses for me."
Perhaps Lan Fang's appearance was right for Xu Wen's appetite, or perhaps because he was so frustrated recently that he actually looked like a Chu brother. He drank whatever he said without hesitation.
After three rounds of drinking, Lan Fang saw that Xu Wen was not intoxicated yet, so she deliberately tentatively said, "My uncle, there is something that is inappropriate. After all, I dare not take your previous words seriously. I have no friendship when I meet by chance. However, recently I am tight and owed someone a banknote. I promised to pay it back tomorrow. Today I planned to go out and arrange it, but you, the God of Wealth, are you here, can you be more comfortable?"
Xu Wen smiled and asked directly: "How much do you want?"
Lan Fang hesitated for a moment, afraid that if he said too much, he would scare him away, so he said, "Not too much, two hundred taels."
I thought it was already a lot, but Xu Wen sneered and said, "Are you worth 200 taels of silver?" As he said that, he took out a wallet from his sleeve. It contained a large amount of Hongxi money bills collected from the Hongwu year and then reissued Hongxi money tickets, which were linked to the equivalent gold and silver, which was also the reason for the influx of a large amount of gold, silver, copper and iron in overseas trade over the past decade.
Although the financial industry in the Ming Dynasty was just beginning and was still chaotic, it was moving in the right direction. First of all, it realized the inappropriateness of Baochao, and also referred to a large number of contract cultures related to finance in European countries. Some people even proposed to issue gold and silver coins popular in European countries.
Lan Fangxin said that she was really a rich man. She thanked her and handed her over to the maid, and said with a smile, "How can you feel good about your reward?"
"By your conscience." Xu Wen smiled.
"I will make an exception today to wish you a glass of wine." Lan Fang took the initiative to pick up the wine glass for money.
Xu Wen smiled knowingly. Lan Fang took a sip of the wine, got up and walked to him gently, and spit out with a smile. Xu Wen had already opened his mouth and waited.
Lan Fang smiled and picked up another chopsticks of fish meat, and gave it to Xu Wen's mouth. She also ate one piece herself and unbuttoned two buttons, revealing a touch of whiteness. So Xu Wen's wine was drunk faster.
From time to time, Lan Fang used all her skills. After an hour, Xu Wen's wine, which had been drunk for a painful meal, surging on the table.
Lan Fang laughed and ordered the table to be removed. She smiled at the man who walked in through the back door and said, "If you want to eat swan meat, you will suffer for yourself, so that you can know the benefits of Su Meixiang."
Zhang Hui walked over and hugged her, and said disdainfully: "I want to take advantage of me? A guest outside was drunk. The person came and helped them to sleep in the guest room, took off their clothes, covered them with a large quilt, and let them enter Wushan together."
Not mentioning Zhang Hui and Lan Fang, Xu Wen was so drunk that he was unconscious that he slept until the third day of the day. He turned over and rolled down, sat on the ground in a daze, wanted to get rid of the slightest, and went to touch the chamber pot, touched one of his shoes, pulled down his pants, and urinated in the shoes.
As a result, most of my peeing in my crotch, I climbed onto the bed in a daze, thinking where to eat wine? Oh, I remembered it.
After being drunk like this, he still didn't forget Lan Fang. He touched the person next to him and regarded him as a beauty. He shouted, "Good heart, good baby." Hula pulled off the other person's clothes, and the quilt was thrown on the ground, and he tore the other person's clothes torn. His hands were sore, and he pulled his belt hard, forgetting that his pants should be taken down and just pulled them up.
My pants were soaked and even the mattress was soaked, but I couldn't pull it off. I had to touch the other person's butt. The man also woke up and felt someone holding him and shaking him. The wine in his stomach rushed up to his throat, turning his head and vomiting loudly.
Just as Xu Wen opened his mouth wide and wanted to kiss the beauty, he vomited all over his face, and then the man whispered again. Xu Wen's face was thick and thick. He shouted in disgust, shook his head hard, and the filth was splashing everywhere.
The man vomited again in the second burst, and sprayed it out loud, and the smell was so bad that he was dying. Xu Wen wiped his face with his sleeves and shouted, "You little fairy, why did you vomit the face of the uncle?"
When the man heard this, he exclaimed: "Who are you and who are you scolding?"
Xu Wen was also shocked to realize that it was a man and cursed: "Where did you get the rabbit? I squirted about your father's face."
The man was furious and cursed, "Who's the fuck are you?" With a wave of his hands, Xu Wen fell to the ground.
"Which turtle dares to scold the master on the kang?" The man questioned fiercely.
Xu Wen, who was furious, stood up staggeringly and roared: "Do you dare to hit me? I will beat you to death."
The two of them started fighting, alarming the family outside. Everyone rushed in with lights and smelled so much alcohol. They saw the man standing crookedly, stepping on the quilt under his feet, while Xu Wen sat on the ground, with colorful faces and bare feet.
Everyone couldn't help laughing when they saw this, and helped Xu Wen up with all their strength. It turned out that the man was Xu Wen's friend Pan Laosan, who were also the wine brothers of the Bingma Si. It's not that Zhang Lu had a confident arrangement, and the servants of the two families did not stop him.
Xu Wen rubbed his eyes and walked closer to him and recognized Pan Laosan. Pan Laosan also recognized him. He was very embarrassed and turned around and walked away, which made everyone laugh again. He pulled the quilt up and saw a shoe soaked under the quilt, and a smell of urine. A large pool of black shadows on the ground were also stained with half of the brocade quilt.
The kang was even more ruined like a toilet, the smell was disgusting, and the madam was so angry that she stomped her feet.
Xu Wen was still saying strangely: "Where did my socks go?"
He sent someone to wash his face and drank the sobering soup. Xu Wen found that his crotch was cold and he felt wet when he touched it with his hands. He asked the servant to take it off and changed into a pair of single pants.
Pan Laosan recalled the plot just now and said, "Strange!"
"Strange!" Xu Wen also said. The two of them thought about it and understood what was going on.
Xu Wen said angrily at the madam: "Where is Lan Fang? Call her out, otherwise I will smash your pleasure boat."
The madam said slowly: "Don't worry, you two got drunk last night and were unconscious. Second Master Zhang Xie came and said you two knew each other and would sleep together. Second Master Zhang led Miss Lan Fang away and said he would stay outside the city for a few days."
Pan Laosan said, "It turns out that Mr. Zhang is a ghost. OK, I can't afford to offend him."
Chapter completed!