Chapter 685 Wild
Xu Hao didn't feel guilty about copying his own woman's poems. Just like what he said yesterday, everyone belongs to him, let alone poetry! Besides, they will be willing to let us impersonate him. Can we control it?
Xu Hao was so anxious that he could not let these people turn against each other. It would be awful to ask questions indiscriminately.
The Xu family is full of famous flowers, the golden sparrow feather crystal ball, and the like are ordinary. However, I don’t know how many times I have written chrysanthemum poems during festivals at home. Qingshuang once wrote eighteen poems in one breath.
"You are later and are not qualified to interrupt." Xu Hao pointed out directly first, and then said: "Miss Jingqiu asked us to do chrysanthemum poems, with the title of three famous chrysanthemums. I don't know how many chrysanthemum poems have been published since ancient times. They seem simple but are actually the most difficult, because they are too difficult to be unique. Can you agree?"
Hundreds of people nodded. It was not easy to write novel themes on the streets, but relatively unpopular genres were easy to surprise.
Xu Hao still added to himself: "This is the test question here, and it was also decided before. I will not change the question, otherwise Zhang Gun and others would laugh at me for being incompetent."
"Just write poetry, don't want your mother-in-law and mother to be like a woman." The leader shouted again.
Xu Hao's face sank and said angrily: "Who do you mean mother-in-law? Someone came and slapped him with ten mouths, and he was born with a stinky mouth."
The arrogant Xu Hao naturally had the capital to be arrogant. Li Dongmuyun, who had been infiltrated, stepped forward without saying a word, grabbed the other party's arms, and swung his big hand, and made ten crackling sounds, making the man's mouth full of blood and spit out two teeth.
Xu Hao, who was hugging his right, faced the scholars who dared to be angry but did not dare to speak out, and provoked: "Whoever wants to stand up, even if you all add up, I can kill you all."
Uncle could tolerate my aunt and my aunt couldn't, so I jumped out a few young people, but unfortunately, the weak scholar who was weak and weak. He was the opponent of Mu and Li, who had been through many battles, easily kicked to the ground, lying on the ground, covering his stomach, screaming.
Xu Hao continued to provoke, as if he was not afraid of public anger. "Come on, if you have the affair, you will be a coward if you don't dare to join me."
The famous prostitutes were a little dizzy. As expected, Mr. Xu was really a fierce man. As expected, he did a lot of things. He dared to challenge three hundred people. The problem is that you don’t hurt the innocent!
However, Xu Hao let go of his hands understandingly and told them to avoid them. He really wanted to fight the group fight quickly and was happy to be beaten.
However, the bloody nature of killing people is not fake. The three of them have no fear on their faces, but they are eager to try their fierce eyes. Of course, there is a group of personal guards who hide outside and will tell others? Anyway, these literati who are either scholars or juren are shocked. The shadow of the famous tree, and the other nickname of Qinhuai Mingyue is called the Blood-handed Butcher. Besides, fighting is not good, it is a shame to be gentle.
Someone said speechlessly: "We are not here to fight. Are you writing poetry?"
Xu Hao said angrily: "It's so boring! Come on, by the way, Zhang Gun, come out."
"What are you doing?" Zhang Gun asked in fear.
"Beat him!" Xu Hao was so angry that he took a pen and waved it on the paper.
Wang Lan said happily: "The yellow crane feathers blow on the clouds and fly, and occasionally fall into the eastern fence and dawn smoke. Before the west wind, the leaves are frost, and the clear posture is still beside the golden pearl. This is the golden bird feather of chanting!"
"No," Xu Hao raised his hand and touched Wang Lan's tender cheeks, swept past the buds all the way. Hundreds of animals lamented in unison, and cursed in his heart that cabbage called pigs.
Wang Lan lowered her head and clenched her lips, looking charming as if she could ravage her.
Amid Zhang Gun's screams, Xu Hao continued to write and serpent. Xiangwen couldn't wait to recite: "This is a chanting of the crystal ball. The rolling autumn wind blows the dust, and Qingfang accidentally provokes the man in white. It is good to protect the jade in front of the curtain and throw it to Jin Yimin by the fence. Good poems!"
"That's natural." Xu Hao stretched out his wolf claws again without hesitation, pinched his buttocks against his beauty, and his fingertips drew hard across the most sensitive area of his lower body. Xiang Wen's eyes immediately looked like water, and his legs subconsciously wanted to tightly clamp the evil hand.
If someone openly pretends to be a woman in public, he will definitely be criticized by thousands of men. What immorality violates etiquette and law is too obscene. In the scholar's forest, teasing famous prostitutes with poetry is an elegant act that the whole society will talk about. I think Su Dongpo bought more than 100 dancers for fun, and gave it to his friends when he was about it. Has anyone criticized him for a word? That's why he is a real celebrity and a romantic man. Of course, this romantic man has other meanings.
Xu Hao glanced at Zhang Gun, who was lying on the ground with a purple face, and laughed and said, "Do you think it will be okay to offend me? The reason why I was regarded as the bright moon by Qinhuai is not like you only know how to enjoy women, but that they can be fulfilled and fulfilled is because of a person's kindness."
As he spoke, he pointed his hand at the three hundred people in front of him and moved forward, "I, Xu Hao, have never stayed in the Qinhuai brothel, and have never slept with a sister. Anyone who is destined to ask for me has never refused. No matter what their purpose is, I am willing to spend money and fulfill it! You can laugh at me for being stupid, but I am so stupid, because they understand my character, come here."
Everyone saw Chunxian, who was famous and not close to men, walked over willingly. Xu Hao gently patted his hips and pinched the two small grapes on his chest. Chunxian, who had a beautiful appearance, did not care but looked happy that he had gained a big advantage, which made other beauties linger.
Xu Hao laughed and wrote the last song. Chunxian actually used his plump and straight breasts to the man in public, rubbing gently and repeatedly, and said, "The Han Dynasty's bronze sparrow has been deserted, and the Tao family is planted in front of the court. The autumn light is as brilliant as the two beautiful poems, waiting for the frost to bloom. Can you keep it for the slave to treasure?"
"Take it." Xu Hao threw the pen and immediately a beauty rushed to wash his hands. "Old rules, if you are willing to be a good person, I will solve any trouble for you."
The famous prostitute cheered in unison, Jin Lan looked proud of her success, but Xu Hao, who was unable to see her, reached into her clothes and ravaged her hard. At this point, the scholars sighed frequently, what else can they say when they meet a real rich man?
Xu Hao, who got his wish, came out with satisfaction. Before leaving, he was kissed and touched, hugged and hugged by a group of beauties, and at least ten people were naked and asked to give mercy.
When it was in chaos, many people secretly put their hands into his crotch and squeezed them hard, so that they could not help but fight against the group of girls.
It was so scary. Xu Hao, who escaped, was still scared. Three or five women were just fine, and more than ten were just female beasts, and he had no worries. The seemingly pure pure immortal and the youngest Wang Lan actually proposed to strip him naked and tie him to the bed. Fortunately, Li Dong and the others tried their best to protect the master.
Xu Hao, who was left with only one person, looked back and seemed to have been captured willingly. It would be great if they had known that they would have accepted their fate. Wang Lan and Chunxian were virgins.
Xu Hao, who sighed deeply, simply walked into a restaurant to "donate his sorrows" and ordered a pot of wine and a few good dishes. He started eating and drinking without anyone else.
The store owner came over and talked: "My husband, is the wine in the small shop good?"
Xu Hao put down his wine glass and said, "It's good, it's not good."
Half an hour later, Li Dong and the others did not come out. Xu Hao's evil fire kept rising. He wanted to go back and fall into the trap, but insisted on not violating his bottom line. He thought about the women at home and the beauty who had not moved so far, and relaxed.
The shopkeeper saw that he was 70% drunk and said, "The sun is already in the west, so my husband should do it."
Xu Hao smiled and said, "The restaurants around the Imperial College speak so elegantly, and they are indeed well-known. Well, it's time for me to leave."
He got up and walked out. The shopkeeper hurriedly stopped him and said, "Your Madam, please go slowly, and forget the money for the wine."
"How many?"
"A total of five cents of silver."
"I'll give you one or two." Xu Hao smiled and reached out to his waist. He knew it was broken and escaped from the pile of powder. Not to mention the money bag, his hair was pulled out.
There was no choice but to say, "It's just one tael of silver. But I didn't bring the money today, so I'll take credit first and ask my family to send it back to you tomorrow morning."
The store owner said anxiously: "This is a joke. I don't recognize my husband who are you? How can I go on credit?"
Xu Hao said: "If you don't have credit, then you can go home and pick it up, can you do it?"
"It's a joke again." The shopkeeper pointed at Jinling City, "After a trip, twenty or thirty miles, how can I have the leisure to follow you?"
Xu Hao frowned and said, "What do you want to do?"
The store owner said: "It doesn't matter if my husband didn't bring any money. You can leave some things and just come and get them tomorrow."
Xu Hao smiled bitterly and said, "I only have two pieces of clothes left on my body. What are I asking me to keep?"
The store owner pointed to the long robe and said, "Just take off the clothes."
Xu Hao was angry and said angrily: "Bastard, you told me to take off all your clothes and go home? I am the bright moon on the Qinhuai River!"
The shopkeeper was also angry and pulled him and shouted, "Don't say what kind of moon you are, even if you are from the current state, you have to take off your clothes if you lose money for wine."
Seeing that he pulled his collar tightly and did not let go, Xu Hao had no choice but to have an idea and said, "I came out of the house in front. Let's go there together, and it's no effort to walk a few steps."
At this time, Li Dong and three personal guards ran over with satisfaction. At first glance, they saw Xu Hao being pulled by the owner of the shop, and his face changed color and pulled out a sword. They scared the waiter and the guests hurriedly dodged.
Xu Hao couldn't help but complain: "But spend a little over a silver, I have to take off my clothes to pay off my debt."
Li Dong said angrily: "Don't you have eyes when you open a store? Look at my young master, can you move his clothes?"
Before he could finish speaking, he had already slashed and flashed by the side of the store.
The store owner knew that he had offended someone and said hurriedly: "How dare the villain stripped his husband's clothes? It was just that he didn't know him for the first time. I asked to leave a piece of clothes as a mortgage."
A personal guard kicked the table away and sneered: "If you have something to say, you won't say it well. Who dares to touch your dog? You are seeking death."
Seeing this, the guards who arrived one after another were about to demolish the restaurant. Xu Hao frowned and said, "Escape from all of them, give the store five taels of silver."
The big guy had to stare at the shop owner and throw him a ingot of silver. The shop owner took the money and apologized to Xu Haoqian and even apologized for him, so he didn't dare to ask for it too much.
"Stay all."
Xu Hao turned around and walked out. Because he didn't ride a horse today, he could only walk home in the sunset with a group of guys who were like wolves and tigers.
Chapter completed!