"Speak quickly, speak quickly."

"good!"

Wang Xun smiled and drank a glass of wine, saying: "There is a prostitute who is blind. Someone went to visit her. Although she couldn't see anything, she could tell the identity of the guest.

On that day, he picked up three guests, and the madam casually asked her: 'Daughter, what kind of person do you think the guests today are?'

The prostitute said, "The first one is a scholar, the second one is a master of Zheng Ming, and the third one is A Dai with myopia."

The madam said in surprise: "How come you can tell me so clearly?"

The prostitute smiled and explained, "The first one got on me. Siswen spread my legs apart and closed them together. He didn't say a lot of things, and played with my front and behind me. He heard what he said was that he would be lighter here, and he focused on it. One deep and one shallow here, not the way to make eight-legged essays? So I knew he was a scholar."

‘As the second one came up, he quickly got it, and then looked at me carefully. He said that there was a scar on my left temple, a scar on my right breast, a scar on my fingernail, a diagonal length of one inch or two, a birthmark on my butt, and it was a black color. I had been a prostitute for at least three years, and it made me feel embarrassed. After a while, I heard his instructions that your feet were straight, your hands were let go, and I lie flat and let me have a fuck. Mom! Isn’t this the name of murder?’

‘As for the third one, it’s really strange. As soon as I got on the bed, I lay down below me. His eyebrows were like brushes, which made me itchy. I felt that he looked at it and smelled it again and again, and it took a long time to get it. So I knew he must be a fool with myopia.’”

The people in the room covered their stomachs and burst into laughter, and the two little girls also covered their mouths and laughed secretly. The tent was also shaking slightly, and a slight laughter came faintly. It seemed that the bride was also laughing inside.

Li Yuan pointed at Wang Xun and scolded, "Then, the myopic Ah Dao looks like you, the Xingming is Brother Ji, and the scholar is naturally Boss Xia."

Xu Zun smiled and said, "I don't believe my eyebrows will itch."

"How do you know if you haven't tried it?" Li Xian pointed at Li Yuan and smiled, "I'll tell me if I ask the groom tonight?"

"I have a joke about myopia." Xu Zhu looked at his two brothers-in-law. "The two brothers are both myopia, but neither of them will admit it. The brother often said that the brother's eyes are not good, and the brother also joked about his poor eyesight. Just as a new plaque was hung in the Land Temple in the village. The two brothers had to compare their eyes, so who could see clearly.

But the two brothers were short and looked up for a long time and couldn't see it clearly. The brother asked his brother to squat down first. He stepped on his shoulder and asked his brother to stand up. He came to the plaque and looked carefully. He came down to say to his brother and said I'll send you up to see.

My younger brother also went up and looked at it and asked his brother: "What words are you reading?"

The brother said, "I look like it's a pawn shop sign. I guess it's open inside. You see, it clearly states that it's also a soil, and it can be used as a soil. Let's go back and carry two loads of soil to make it a way to spend money?"

The brother smiled and said, "Brother, you read it wrong. I think it was the word "he" to be a "three words". If you choose the "grand" and the other person is not a "being" isn't he a "being"?"

My brother was very impressed when he heard what his brother said, so he went home together. One day, the two brothers had to compete again, and the brother said, "Brother, don't bet with me, for example, you said what my appearance looks like, and I said what your appearance looks like, we don't know. It's not worth trusting. But I can see clearly what my sister-in-law looks like, and naturally my brother is familiar with the appearance of my brother and sister. Now we will describe the appearance of our wives. Can't we tell who has a good or bad vision?'

The brother thought that his brother's words were very reasonable, so he nodded in agreement, thinking about his wife's appearance in his heart. He seemed to be unable to say it; the brother thought about it for a long time, but he couldn't say it, so he ran in.

When the brother entered the house, he saw his wife not seeing him. He found the mill and saw his wife shaking the surface there. The flour flew all over his head and his face turned white. The brother leaned close to his wife's face, looked carefully, turned around and walked out to sit, waiting for the brother to come and talk to him.

The younger brother also ran to the room and saw that the door was closed, and pushed it away. It turned out that his wife was taking off her pants and was about to take a bath. When she saw her husband coming in, she was embarrassed and wanted to take something to cover her lower body. However, there was only a white rope at her hand and took it over to block the place. The younger brother was very surprised when he saw his wife's strands. He bent down and looked carefully for a while, and ran out.

When he came out and saw his brother sitting there and smiling bitterly, he asked, "What's funny?"

The brother said, "Brother! I smiled at my eyes and my eyes were really worse than you. I have been married for five years and I only saw it clearly today. I know that your sister-in-law is a god, with white hair."

His brother also sighed and smiled bitterly: "Brother, why is sister-in-law's white hair? I've just seen your brother and sister's vagina clearly - all the hairs are white."

Everyone burst into laughter, and suddenly the bride in the tent cursed: "Which bastard is talking nonsense! Your mother is the old man, and your grandmother is the old man!"

Before he finished speaking, something flew out and smashed two vegetable bowls with a bang, scaring everyone to look at each other.

When the two brothers-in-law saw that their sister became popular, they jumped up and cursed. The group of men were very bored, so they quickly got up and walked out, and went back to their own homes.

Xu Zhu's joke just now was about joking about Li Yuan's myopia and didn't want to offend the bride. It turned out that he had accidentally beaten the bride, and the bride happened to be an old man.

The so-called "Tian Lao" is probably a kind of albinism. It has white hair since childhood, and even the body hair of the eyebrows is white. It is called "Tian Lao" in the north, and it is called "Aries in the south."

The bride is twenty-five or six years old this year. Her neighbors are famous and no one hires her. Therefore, the Wang family intends to promise Li Yuan, a foreigner. But how could Li Yuan know? His father-in-law is an official.

When he saw off his friends, he came back happily, thinking that Xu Zhu's joke was just a joke that I was just a joke. Unexpectedly, she became angry and even beat a spittoon. We haven't had a bridal chamber yet, so she was heading towards me like this. Where can I find such a good wife?

After sending out the two little girls, Li Yuan took off his coat, covered the door, and put on glasses to cut the wax flowers brightly.

He took off his glasses and put them in. He walked over with a candle, opened the tent with a smile, picked up a red scarf, and shone it with a lamp, and was overjoyed for a moment.

Under the light, there is a snow-white face like a peach blossom, a black hair like a dark cloud, a curved green eyebrows, a small cherry mouth with a red cherry, which is really pink, fragrant, greasy, and shiny, orchid musk.

My wife is so beautiful? The white skin under the light is as tantamount to snow, which is extremely attractive. Li Yuan's body is numb and very happy. He immediately gently untied his wife's clothes and undresses.

The bride who took off her clothes was shy and naked, she got into the brocade quilt first.

Li Yuan also hurriedly took off his clothes, rubbed his hands hard, and lay down excitedly. He hugged his wife over and kissed her in a hurry. The bride smiled gently and let him be stubborn. In this way, the spring breeze was once.

After the incident, the bride handed over a piece of snow-white satin. Li Yuan remembered what Yuan Hong said, and then carefully wiped his wife's lower body, stuffed it next to the pillow, waiting for a good view of tomorrow.

It was the first time I had a sex with my beautiful wife. Naturally, I felt that the wonderful taste was unparalleled. Li Yuanyou wanted to say something, but he didn't know what to say for a while. He was tired all day and fell asleep unknowingly.

At the fifth day of the day, the fire was burned in the house, and the weather was not cold in early winter. The bedding was covered with thick new cotton, and Li Yuan was so hot that he was sweating.

I sat up and found a pot of tea to drink. I wanted to wipe my face, but I felt the piece of white satin. He forgot to use it, so I picked it up and wiped it on my face, and then lay down and fell asleep in a daze.

The next day, the bride got up early. At the age of 24 or 25, she was not a 14 or 15-year-old girl who could not bear the pain of breaking the melon. She went to the next room to comb her hair like nothing happened.

Li Yuan also woke up, so hot that he stuck out his tongue. He got up and found a towel to wipe his face casually. After putting on his clothes, he quietly put the white satin in his arms, thinking of going over and seeing his wife combing her hair and having fun with the joy of painting her eyebrows.

I didn't want my wife to take him to see Mount Tai. It turned out that I learned that Xu Yu and others were Li Yuan's friends, and my parents-in-law had already been surrounded by my aunts and aunts.

After being tossed for a long time, Li Yuan got out and came back. At this moment, the wife had finished dressing up. Because all the relatives were here, she was dressed up in the room and sat down honestly.

A few girls called out to brother-in-law with a smile and ran out with a giggle. Li Yuan smiled and approached him. After a long time, he held up a few words of hard work from his wife.

The bride smiled and said nothing. Although the couple had married and had a room yesterday, neither of them could see each other's appearance clearly. At this moment, the bride secretly glanced at her husband, with a big face in all directions. In addition to some of the eyebrows and eyes, the rest were also quite upright. She was a handsome talent in her twenties. Anyway, she was much better looking than her two younger brothers, and she was very happy.

But why is his face a little dirty? He vaguely piece by piece, deep and shallow, black and red, and it seems that he had not washed clean in the morning. He thought he would have to wash his face without any need to be cleaned. Tomorrow he had to tell him to wash it carefully, otherwise he would be decent.

My wife's appearance is also good. Although she is not as stunning as she did last night, she is also a typical Jiangnan family jasper, but she is a little older.

Li Yuan didn't care, and thought that his wife's skin was so white, it was incredibly white, as if she was born white without applying makeup. It really responded to my brother-in-law's words, white and light red rouge, and became more handsome.

Li Yuan was extremely proud of such a beauty and thought that he would not have to look for women outside.

The couple didn't stay in the room for a long time, so Li Yuan walked out beautifully, suddenly remembered Baishun, walked to no one, took it out of his arms, straightened it, and was stunned, dark.

"Didn't you get it wrong?" Li Yuan took advantage of his wife's time to go out to see relatives and went back to the room to search everywhere on the upper corners of the bed. He couldn't find it. He turned over the pillow under the quilt, but it still didn't.

The little girl who cleaned up the room asked, "What are you looking for? I'll find it for you."

Li Yuan was not easy to say clearly, so he had to come out and go to a place where no one was. He frowned and studied the most important satin. The paint on it was not like paint, and it was so black and red that he couldn't guess what it was. After smelling it, he smelled a little oily smell, and there was a little sweaty smell. He said in confusion: "No wonder his second brother is full of mouth. His sister also has so much ink on it. No, it's absolutely unreasonable."
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