Chapter 1036 Troublesome goods and troublemakers(1/2)
"What are you looking at? I haven't seen a man before!"
"You have what I have, too. Look at what you want, just look at your eyes!"
"Superficial women with long hair and short knowledge, hum, I won't bother with you women!"
...
Just wearing a pair of shame pants, Xue Wanche walked in his arms with his arms, which seemed a bit weird.
As he stepped out of the palace, Xue Wanche mumbled a lot.
This made Li Hongru look at it and finally took out a set of clothes.
"My clothes are ordinary, I wonder if General Xue wants to use them temporarily?" Li Hongru asked for help.
"A real man doesn't wear it... OK!"
Perhaps feeling that he was not good at all, Xue Wanche muttered and pulled Li Hongru's cloth robe on his body.
He is burly and strong, and is taller than Li Hongru. He looks extremely tight when wearing a set of clothes, highlighting the muscles and muscles on his body.
This made Xue Wanche mutter again, mentioning that the literati's clothes were too thin.
"You are so thrust, and your swordsmanship is good, why did you get to the Honglu Temple?" Xue Wanche said unfairly: "A real man like you should go to the battlefield. Not cutting a thousand dog heads is a waste of skills!"
"You're talking about it!"
Li Hongru responded.
He used to have many departments, but he also participated in the war.
But as I walked, I went wrong and squatted into the cold yamen of Honglu Temple.
Tang Jian was in charge of the Honglu Temple. Although it was easy to die when there was something, it was really easy when there was nothing.
This boss is the weakest among Li Hongru's bosses (except the prince), but this is also the one whom Li Hongru gets along the most easily.
Nothing else, Tang Jian's nature is very similar to him, and he is extremely negligent in his affairs, so he doesn't like the government.
If Li Hongru was lazy because of his practice, he was a coincidence, Tang Jian was really lazy.
Even Li Hongru didn't want to go to Honglu Temple to check in.
If Honglu Temple is fine, he can go to chat, and it’s okay if he doesn’t go. He will still be paid if he doesn’t go to work for half a year.
"By the way, you still know the thunder technique. Why didn't you hit me today? Could it be that you look down on me?"
"The magic is used very slowly and cannot be chopped!"
"Then why did you break Li Daozong before?"
"I opened a long distance when I was competing with him!"
"Then why didn't you get a distance from me today? Could it be that you look down on me!"
...
"Come on, chop one, chop one on your forehead!"
When Li Hongru was with the general Xue Wanche, who was the grand general, left the palace, he encountered something very bad.
Xue Wanche's brain circuit is different from that of ordinary people.
If they can have a good relationship, Li Hongru is of course willing to have a good relationship with top figures in the court.
But it is too difficult to date Xue Wanche.
Li Hongru can still agree with strange ideas, but when he encounters Xue Wanche's complaints and unreasonable requests, he will find it difficult to respond to it for the moment.
"I have to try that taste!"
"Don't treat me as Li Daozong, I'm not as fragile as him!"
"Hurry up, if you don't slap, you will look down on me!"
"I tell you, we have to try everything!"
"And I feel that my body refining skills can go further. The last time I saw Master Xuanzang's disciple, his body refining skills were actually better than me. I can't stand it!"
"How can we compare? We kowtowed. He kowtowed me with his head, and I kowtowed him with his head."
"Hmph! I was knocked faint after hitting it a hundred times!"
"Hurry up, I want to try the power of lightning, which may make my body refining technique go a step further!"
...
Not far from the palace is the Star Gazing Tower. When Li Hongru arrived here, he was held by Xue Wanche's iron hand, and he could not get rid of it for a while.
If you don’t have the means to shrink and soften bones, it is really difficult to break free by Xue Wanche.
"OK!"
Looking at Xue Wanche who was quite tightly detained, Li Hongru finally agreed.
"But you have to sign a disclaimer for me," Li Hongru and Tao.
“What disclaimer?”
"It's just that if you get chopped up and you can't let me lose money," Li Hongru said, "I'm very poor now!"
"I thought it was a big deal... OK, this matter is indeed more important!"
Xue Wanche complained and then agreed to the important matters of money.
After Li Hongru took the paper and pen and pressed his handprint, Xue Wanche let go of Li Hongru's right hand and happily smeared it.
"Your words are so proud!"
"You have vision, Ouyang Xun and Chu Suiliang both praised me for writing well, saying that this is the word "Xue"!"
Seeing the signatures that were difficult to form straight lines, Li Hongru was difficult to complain for a while.
But Li Hongru didn't expect that besides his idealistic praise, there were other people who were the same.
This made Li Hongru feel much more balanced.
Perhaps if you meet someone like Xue Wanche, everyone may be tortured to the point of being unable to do anything.
"bring it on!"
After signing the name, Xue Wanche immediately threw the pen away.
Looking at the brush folded into two pieces on the ground, Li Hongru couldn't help but pursed his lips.
"This is called a sound, my inscription is good," said Xue Wanche.
“Excellent!”
Li Hongru let out a sigh and thought about how much power he could use when he struck thunder in a while.
"Bi, Bi, you died so miserable!"
Li Hongru couldn't help but silently muttering about this wolf-haired pen that cost ten taels of silver.
"When Ouyang Xun and Chu Suiliang taught me how to write, they praised me, saying that my calligraphy is unique and I can start a master early, hahaha, you are all people with vision... Can I squat here? Here, it should be OK, don't talk too much, hurry up, Princess Yang's woman always cares about me, or I will take you home and chop me!"
There are not many people at the gate of the imperial city.
If nothing major happens, there are not many people in the Star Gazing Tower. Most of the time, they are just people from the Imperial Heaven Supervision Office working in it.
The venue is barely clean.
Xue Wanche's mansion in Chang'an City is very large, but he can't stand the care of a princess.
He muttered his wife, found a corner of the Star Gazing Tower and began to spread his body.
The muscles on his body were all stirred up, and the literati suit that had just been replaced exploded instantly, and a layer of black light immediately floated over Xue Wanche's body.
"Come on, use some force to chop!"
"It's not that I look down on you, I have never been beaten to death by those with low level of soul."
"Not many people of high standards can do anything to me!"
"Don't listen to many people brag about Hou Junji now. That's because he didn't meet me. If he met me, I would rush up and peel him off!"
"You are too slow to recite the mantra!"
"The army is so slow that it's about to be chopped ten times!"
"Do you want to learn physical exercises? If you have physical exercises like me, it's okay if you are twice as slow!"
"I……"
"Boom!"
Excluding Xue Wanche's different brain circuits from ordinary people, this person is still a chatterbox.
Li Hongru adjusted several times before he carefully used the power of the soul.
He murmured and chanted the spell. After nearly twenty seconds, a purple thunder appeared in the air.
The deafening thunder drowned Xue Wanche's words.
To be continued...