Chapter 716 She wants to shoot me
"I know that my sister-in-law Su Xue can't rest assured you, but did you see that, Lin Yun is not the same to me. To be honest, if you had something to do, that guy would let me do it?" Yang Hao was already a little exhausted.
The dry food had been eaten up for a long time, and the two men walked forward for three days without food or water. But what they saw was still boundless wild mountains and rivers. Not to mention looking for wild game, even the grass roots were dug and put into their mouths to chew them, which was bitter and salty.
After walking for a while, Zhang Can will fire a signal flare into the sky until all the signal flares are emitted. Zhang Can throws out a useless signal gun, not only a gun, but the more you go forward, the more you can't carry it. If you can't carry it, you will throw a few things, and then you will leave and throw it.
Now, Zhang Can's backpack has a kettle, a dagger, a lighter, and a twenty-meter high-strength rope that has not been thrown out, and there is only a backpack left.
Yang Hao was even better. He threw away everything, leaving only an empty backpack. Zhang Can asked him: "Why are you carrying an empty backpack? Throw it away..."
Yang Hao waved his hand powerlessly, "Can you throw it away? What if you find food? If you are lucky and find a batch of food, I can also recite more. Do you think, can you throw it away?"
Yang Hao must carry it on his back, and Zhang Can can only let him go, "If you want to talk about women, except Su Xue, it is Ye Zi. These two women, hehe, they are all people who are willing to block the gun for me, and they have all been shot for me, and they all have my children, Haozi, what do you think I will do?"
Yang Hao shook his head, "What should I do? Just divide the odd and even days, one, three, five, sister-in-law Su Xue, two, four, six, sister-in-law Ye Zi, if there is another sister-in-law, I can't help you, you can do it yourself."
Yang Hao was smoking in his mouth, and all he saw were Venus flashing everywhere. Anyway, he couldn't get out this time. He talked nonsense once and did not violate the king's law.
Zhang Can moved the Adam's apple hard, and the saliva in his mouth had long been swallowed up. His tongue stretched out and licked his lips that were already like dead tree bark.
"Yes, when it comes to women, do you know who I like the most? Let me tell you, it's that Zhou Nan, right, that one on the deserted island. Let me tell you the truth. In fact, Zhou Nan is the first girl I really like. Damn, that bird secretary, just want to come and say nothing to me..."
Zhang Can walked down and said, "Hey, brother, second-in-command, don't fall asleep. Hey, I haven't told you all about my romantic history, you are not allowed to sleep."
"Well, you said, I...I'm listening..." Yang Hao narrowed his eyes, "We're there? Today, we've been on the seventh day, right? This ghost place is really a bit weird... Boss... You said, who said nothing nonsense..."
Zhang Can glanced at the sun in the sky. It was noon, but the sun had no sun heat except the moon-like brilliance.
"It's Zhou Nan's secretary, grandma. I'm so angry when I think about it..." Zhang Can coughed hard.
"Why didn't you shoot me and kill me with one shot... Do you know? Lin Yun's family, that thing, was sprayed with feces. I, not, I, killed me with one shot." Yang Hao was already exhausted and dehydrated very seriously.
Zhang Can was really afraid that he would not support tomorrow. Although his feet seemed to be carrying two mountains, he still half-dragged and half-carried Yang Hao forward. After a step forward, he had hope, although he knew that this hope was really slim.
Both of them were already very weak and had been away for seven days. Not to mention human figures, bird figures did not pick up one.
The two of them were no longer in a straight line. They couldn't move even the flat road. They didn't have the strength to climb mountains and cliffs. But the more they lost their strength, the less they lost their direction. Until now, they didn't know which direction they were going, but they didn't stop and kept walking.
Zhang Can thought, if the fourth brother was there, would he still be able to make a pot of good soup at any time in such an environment?
When they walked to the afternoon, the two of them turned over a mountain pass. Zhang Can suddenly laughed. There was a hint of green in front of them. Although it was not very big, it seemed that in this hint of green, the water and food that the two people needed could be found.
"Haozi, the second leader, Yang Hao, stop sleeping. Open your eyes and see where there is food and water to drink. Open your eyes quickly." Zhang Can said hurriedly, although it is no longer possible to hear it.
Yang Hao opened his eyes slightly, originally wanted to give Zhang Can a smile, but at this time he couldn't make it big. "Boss... finally... comes out...hey..."
Yang Hao's body softened, and Zhang Can simply carry Yang Hao on his back, "You dead mouse, don't go to bed early or late, it's all at this critical moment, and you're actually asleep."
Zhang Can raised his last little strength and carried Yang Hao to the green spot.
It was a small stream, a very small stream gathered in a narrow concave. Beside the concave, there were only a few green grass growing. You could see a trace of greenness from afar. There was less than three water loads in the concave. Just like this, a small pit was also the place where Zhang Can and Yang Hao helped their lives.
Zhang Can put down Yang Hao, lay him flat on the ground, turned out the kettle, filled the pot of water with a kettle, and poured some of it for Yang Hao, and then he had a good time.
After drinking the water, he could no longer help. He wanted to have a good sleep. God was finally treating him well. Just when he was about to die of thirst and starvation, he was lucky to encounter this fountain.
Zhang Can closed his eyes and fell asleep in a drowsy way.
Zhang Can slept very comfortably, as if he had returned home and was lying on the wide and soft bed. However, he hadn't been sleeping for a long time, and it seemed that his mother or Su Xue was screaming in his ears, screaming in fear.
Could it be that they were in danger? Those guys were chasing me and chasing me to my house?
Zhang Can bounced up suddenly, but unexpectedly, there was a pain on his head, and it was as if he had been hit by a giant hammer.
Zhang Can opened his eyes suddenly with the stimulation of the severe pain.
It's strange, why did you return to the original cave? Zhang Can touched his head, it hurts! He bounced it on himself, and thought he had touched the top wall of the cave. His head and stone hit him, of course, it was a headache.
"Yang Hao," Zhang Can lowered his head to look at Yang Hao who was sleeping beside him. Yang Hao was actually sleeping soundly, with a smile on his face as if he was married again.
"It's a dream, I've had such a strange dream!" Zhang Can never dreamed very much. This dream is so real and so real that Zhang Can couldn't tell at once. Is it the one before or the one now?
At this time, another scream came from Topaz's tent.
Zhang Can was stunned. If she had dreams, then Huang Yu would definitely be dreaming now. Listening to her voice seemed to be a nightmare.
How can I get rid of the nightmare? Just wake her up? Zhang Can hesitated. After thinking about it, he pushed Yang Hao who was still dreaming of marrying a wife. "Haozi, Haozi, wake up..."
Yang Hao was reluctant to break free from his dream of marrying a wife, rubbed his eyes, and said reluctantly: "Boss, the boss, I just dreamed of my wife, you pulled me out so hard. What's the matter? It's all midnight, but it still makes people live..."
Zhang Can was shocked. Isn’t this what Yang Hao said in his dream?
Zhang Can's thoughts were heard. If he answered Yang Hao as he said in his dream, what would happen? Zhang Can felt guilty and looked back at the entrance of the cave. There was some light outside the cave, and it was vague and it was so vague that he barely invited some. Obviously, it was almost dawn.
Zhang Can thought for a moment, and finally said what he said.
"It's still midnight, now it's dawn. If the cave entrance hadn't faced the west, the sun would have shined your butt. You should have gotten up early. Lao Huang's affairs have not yet settled. I've finished this matter earlier. If I go back, I can really get married."
However, Yang Hao didn't continue as he said, "Hey, why is there any movement on Sister Huang Yu? It won't be..."
Zhang Can was startled at first, but now he was happy again, but he felt indescribable, so he could only say lightly: "That's right, I heard Sister Huang Yu screaming loudly and woke up. She was having a nightmare when she heard the sound. I wanted to wake her up, but I was afraid of her, afraid of her..."
Yang Hao smiled, "Needless to say, you are afraid that he will misunderstand you, and you will misunderstand you, right? Hehe, it's okay, I can testify to you. You are kind-hearted, go and call..."
Yang Hao said, yawning, "It's not dawn yet, I have to go find my wife..." After that, he fell asleep again.
Zhang Can was both angry and funny, but Yang Hao said this to the point. If he was slow, he would seem a little hypocritical. He put on his clothes and walked to Topaz's tent and opened Topaz's tent.
Who knew that when Zhang Can opened the tent, he was shocked. Huang Yu's hair was disheveled, and he didn't say anything about it. He held the slight rusher and pulled the trigger straight towards him, screaming in surprise.
Zhang Can called out "Mom". If this girl wants to die, she doesn't need to point a submachine gun at her. You know, what she hates the most is the gun.
Yang Hao heard the scream, turned over and sat up, and asked through the tent, "Boss, what's the matter? Do you want me to support me? Hehe, I'm having a nightmare, why are you scared?"
Zhang Can didn't dare to move, for fear that he would startle Huang Yu, and then he would be worth it. He could only shout in his mouth: "Haozi, come... come... help, she... she wants to shoot me..."
When Yang Hao heard this, he lay down again, and a man laughed in a low voice, "It's not the same who shot anyone, I didn't see anything, and I didn't hear anything." However, after Yang Hao laughed, he thought about it and felt something was wrong.
Sure enough, Zhang Can shouted again angrily: "You dead mouse, she is holding a submachine gun and pressing her head. If you don't come to save me, I will pull you to the back if I die."
Yang Haola looked at the tent and was a little stupid. Huang Yu suddenly let out a "slam" and pulled the bolt and pushed the bullet into the load. This is really not a joke, it will kill people.
Chapter completed!