Chapter 2075 The new members of the cultivation plan(1/2)
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"Ahem, in short, how did you get in?"
I coughed a few times to hide my deeply hurt heart. As the saying goes, a good man never sheds tears easily. You see, I am indeed a pure man, even if in reality I look like a sage wolf in the moon.
, the heart is also a pure man's heart, because it is very important, so I repeat it again, it is a pure man's heart that is as tough as steel.
"Xiaofan and I are close to each other, so isn't it a natural thing to come to Xiaofan's dream?" The little ghost thought for a while and explained.
"Liar, haven't you figured out the situation yet? This is not an ordinary dream. It's not that I dreamed of you, nor that you dreamed of me, but that you really came into my dream realm!"
I once again conjured up a coffee table and flipped it over in anger.
"Oh, that's it, I said it was so strange... what is the realm of dreams? Really, Xiaofan must have eaten something secretly without telling me, and it damaged his brain." The little ghost looked helpless.
Look.
"I said...why can you conclude that I've damaged my brain as long as it's something you've never seen before?" The corners of my mouth twitched, trying to conjure up a third coffee table.
"It's very simple. I know everything about Xiaofan. As long as I don't know about it, it's because Xiaofan has a bad stomach or brain."
"..." This overbearing tone is so similar to the style of "What's mine is mine, what's yours is mine too". Could it be that the little ghost also has the attributes of a queen?
There is no way, bickering is no match for this ghost saint. In order to avoid the expensive gift Elijah gave me, and being defined by the little ghost as a bad brain, I can only tell her everything about the dream realm.
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"Yeah, I see. It's not a bad idea."
"It wasn't meant to be!"
"I understand. It will not be difficult to explain why I appear here. Why Xiaofan suddenly became so smart again. It turns out that this is not the Xiaofan in my dream, nor is it the Xiaofan in Xiaofan's dream. It is
The real Xiaofan."
"Your words are so confusing that I almost feel dizzy. Although I am a little dizzy, I still feel that they are not good words. What image do I have in your dream? In your imagination, what image do I have in my dream?
?”
"It's nothing. The Xiaofan in my dream is very smart, and not lewd at all. He is very serious and serious. He is the best knight and servant around me." The little ghost lightly tongued, pretending to be silly and cute.
A naughty note.
I:"……"
Based on my understanding of the little ghost, none of what she said just now was the truth. It seems that I turned into a very extraordinary person in her dream.
"Speaking of which, you still haven't told me how you got in?" I sighed, feeling as if I had come full circle and returned to the starting point.
"Well, I woke up and saw Xiaofan sleeping soundly." The little ghost said.
"Then what?" The realm of dreams is not so easy to enter. Even Elijah herself, as the master, can only enter my dream through her little trident. Although the little ghost is a ghost body, it may be stronger than Aria.
It's easier for Riya to get in, but I don't think it's that simple.
"So, I really want to know why Xiaofan sleeps so soundly, and I want to share Xiaofan's sleeping sound..."
"It's not enough for you to sleep every day, why do you want to share mine?" I felt a little bad. What did this little saint do while I was sleeping?
"Hahaha, Xiaofan's breasts are big and soft, it must be very comfortable to lie on them."
"Don't say it anymore, don't say it anymore!" I held my head and screamed, finally forgetting my real-life Saint Moon Wolf form. Why was it so difficult to even dream about it?
"So, I lay down on it."
"It's not just as simple as lying down." Just lie down and you can enter the realm of my dreams. God's position has been prepared for you.
"Yes, didn't you just say that? I want to share Xiaofan's sleeping fragrance."
"So what exactly did you do."
"I merged with Xiaofan."
"It's true! I guessed it!" Finally, he couldn't help but turned to the third coffee table that he had been patiently trying for a long time, and violently lifted it. Then Otz fell to the ground and fell into a state of paralysis.
This ghost saint really dares to play. Can the fusion be done casually? Although, with the artifact necklace, our fusion has been programmed and legalized. We no longer have to worry about failure and being punished.
Huge trauma can even be life-threatening, but it can't just be healed casually.
Moreover, how did she activate the necklace's combination skill? Sure enough, because she has been living in it for a long time, she has become able to control the necklace?
Forget it, forget it, I've already done it anyway, it's too late to complain now, I should be lucky that it's the little ghost and not another girl, otherwise my appearance as a Saint Yue Xian Wolf has already been seen, although it has already been
I plan to confess to them, but after all, I am not mentally prepared yet.
Standing up unsteadily, I looked at the little ghost, coughed a few times, and said seriously: "Now that you're here, don't even think about leaving.
"Wow!" The little ghost exclaimed in his signature style and took a step back.
"No, no, ahem, I mean, now that you're here, don't leave in a hurry. I just want to train you."
"Wow!!" The little ghost once again exclaimed in his signature style and took ten steps back.
"Wait, you must not know anything. Listen to me, I am not talking about ordinary training, but special training." I felt that the way I said it was a bit inappropriate, so I quickly changed my words and explained. After all, this
Isn’t it darker with more smear? The soul is dull!
"Wow wow wow!!!" Sure enough, the little ghost turned around and ran away with a whoosh.
After a while, I came back holding the little ghost's collar and held her in my arms.
"Wuwuwu~~~ I'm going to be... I'm going to be trained by Xiaofan in a perverted way, and I'm still in a dream, wuwu~~~" the little ghost wailed with tears in his eyes.
Is it okay if it’s not in a dream? Hey!
"Listen to my explanation. I just told you that the dream realm is twice the extension of time. Remember." It's rare to see the little ghost look weak and helpless. I really want to train her in a [strange] way.
, but when I think about it, the dream realm is for cultivation, not for sex, so I can't let down Elijah's hard work.
The most important thing is that Xiaoxue and the others are also here.
I had no choice but to do something serious. I started to explain to the little ghost.
"Twice the time? I understand. What Xiaofan wants to tell me is that he can use twice as much time to slowly train me and bully me, right?" He looked up at me and blinked wetly.
eyelashes, the little ghost seemed to understand, and his eyes became softer and aggrieved.
"..." My holy lady, can the topic of training end here?
"Be serious, Alice, I'm serious." I put on the posture of a strict teacher.
"Seriously... do you want to play a sexy teacher-student game with me?" The little ghost glanced at me with a low eyebrow, biting her delicate lips, feeling very shy.
"Hmm, you want to play, you want to play...that's weird, you idiot!" I was fascinated by the charm of the little ghost for a moment, and subconsciously, I nodded my head in a coquettish manner, and then I reacted and roared angrily.
Could it be that this sinister saint knew what I meant from the beginning and was just playing with my feelings?
"In short, it seems that you, the lecherous saint, understand it. If you do, just be obedient and find a place to practice by yourself." I let go of the little ghost and pointed to the distance and said to her.
"Wow! This saint is tired of being played with, is she going to be abandoned?" The little ghost still refused to be serious.
"I found..." Looking at this little saint up and down, I finally noticed some clues.
"You lazy little pig, you have been changing the subject just now. Could it be that you just... just don't want to practice well?"
"Because I'm so tired. Why do I have to practice sweating when I can be with Xiaofan in Xiaofan's dream? Xiaofan, I'm not telling you, isn't this the same as taking your lover with you on a date?
Do you want to dance with knives and guns in the training ground? If you don’t know your interest, no girl will want it.” The little ghost put his hands on his hips and taught me a lesson.
If you think about it carefully, this is really the case, but...
"I'm sorry, I already have three wives, no, four if you count Arturia, and there is no need for girls anymore." I stretched out my palm and pointed all my fingers at the little ghost.
The little ghost looked at my palm blankly and was speechless for a long time. Hahaha, he must have been rendered speechless by my witty counterattack.
"So, just go and practice for me. You don't want to be outdone by the little fox all the time." I tried to use the little ghost's natural enemies to stimulate her, and this trick was really effective.
"Hmph, that naughty fox, that naughty fox, always bullies this saint because of his being an assassin and his agility." When the little ghost thought about it, he immediately waved his little fist in the air.
Punch, jab, uppercut, and lower hook, as if the little fox was standing in front of her.
Although the little ghost and the little fox can fight vigorously every time, a discerning person can see at a glance that the little fox has not used all his strength. It should be said that half of his strength has not been used. Otherwise, with the little ghost almost like
He has no combat experience, has not properly optimized his skills, and his strength and agility are completely inferior to the opponent's small body. I am afraid that he will not be able to move even ten moves at the hands of the little fox.
The little ghost must have noticed this, and it was precisely because he noticed it that he became angry and aggrieved.
"How about practicing hard and then scaring the little fox?" I patted the little ghost on the shoulder and encouraged him.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
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No, the little ghost is not that lazy. In order to relieve my pressure and help me in the future, she has secretly worked hard, which means...
All the lazy behavior just now was just... acting like a baby to me, wanting me to comfort her and encourage her. All my actions were within her expectations?
This clingy idiot saint, after realizing the little ghost's conspiracy, I shook my head and smiled lowly. Although I was tricked by her again, this feeling is not bad.
"Okay, go quickly, I have to seize the time to practice."
"I hate it, I don't need Xiaofan to lecture me." He grabbed my wrist and bit it lightly. The angry little saint quickly flew away, first going to Xiaoxue's place to pretend to watch.
To be continued...