The twenty-sixth chapter slaying the dragon and binding the tiger to remove the three evils (2)
I cried, and I was full of monthly tickets. I was woken up by my wife in my dreams, saying that I was still reading monthly tickets. The one I saw was also monthly tickets. There was no discount. The one behind me increased by more than 30 tickets a day, and I had no way to live. I tried my best to write, and you looked pitiful, so I would give you a vote.
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Mr. Deng was silent and sucked it in his mouth for a long time. He swallowed it reluctantly and said, "To eliminate the four-legged snake, it is absolutely undesirable to compete with us. Twenty years ago, the fate of the four old gunners was right in front of us. Of course, if the captain invites guns and cannons, the Ten Mountain Gods will also get the account. The problem is that the captain intends to take us and others to do it quietly, then it is obvious that he can only take the path of wisdom." Old Deng drank half his mouth, and his depressed nature for decades was revealed. He shook his head and kept talking nonsense.
Han Donglin couldn't see Mr. Deng's 4th Master so proud. He was about to shout, but Xue Xiang stared back. Xue Xiang felt that this unrestrained Situation Master Deng looked at Shuangli more than the timid crazy old Deng. Xue Xiang opened the bottle of Yanghe again, stood up and put it on the Situation Master Deng, and smiled and said, "Old Deng, just say it straight, be more scrupulous, and you will be able to keep it in your mouth. This wine will not be yours."
Mr. Deng was shocked when he heard this, and hurriedly brought the wine bowl to him and protected him with his elbow, for fear that Xue Xiang would take the wine back, but he didn't say nonsense: "Captain, there is a foreplay to tell the story. Don't be anxious, I continued to say that. In 1963, Captain Li and I met the beast in Tianzi Port, and I became suspicious. Because for the past five years, I had never put down the old knife handle, Master Ma San, and Wang Sanpao's revenge, and were curious about all the whereabouts of the beast. After that night, I also went to the other side to check. Captain Li was looking at the rice fields, but my old cannon searched along the indentation of the beast, and finally broke the traces of the beast in a wild poppy forest. It is estimated that the poppy forest was the end of the beast's landing in Jinniu Mountain."
"Poppy? Could it be an opium making thing! No, crazy old man... Deng Laosi. This thing has long been banned, how could there be around Jinniu Mountain? Besides, what about the beasts going to find the poppy forest?" Lao Jiang opened his mouth when he heard the strange place. It was really that opium was too harmful, and the older generation hated it deeply.
Mr. Deng Si said, "Don't worry, listen to me slowly. The poppy forest grows on the back of a slope. Besides, the place is rarely visited and there is still a long way from Tianzi Port. After the beast has had a few strange fusses, the hundred acres of land behind Tianzi Port are also deserted. No one dares to cook. Therefore, the poppy forest is even harder to find. Besides, it is the three-flowered poppy, not the ordinary poppy, not the old mountain chef or the old medicine. Who knows it?"
After answering Lao Jiang's doubts, Mr. Deng Si continued, "I saw a large gap in the poppy forest. I guessed that it was eaten by the beast, but I didn't dare to make a conclusion. That day, I searched for a slope a hundred meters away from the poppy forest, dug a deep pit, and covered my body with Roland juice that covered the smell. As soon as the sky was dark, I lay in the pit, covered my body with branches, and waited for the beast to arrive. I had a good idea. But I knew that after waiting for a night, the sun was growing.
I was so tall that I could not see the beast. But I still didn't give up. I went home to feed two porridge, and then ambushed the next day. But I knew that the beast had not come yet. For six days, the beast had not appeared again. I was so desperate that I almost gave up, thinking that I would wait for another day and not come to pull it down. Unexpectedly, at that night, as soon as the moon disappeared, I heard a whizzing sound from the northwest. Looking up, the trees in the distance kept falling to both sides. The beast arrived..."
With a whisper, another bang sound, the bowl in Xiao Sun's hand fell to the ground and broke into pieces. It turned out that the son of Jiu was already worried when he heard Han Donglin telling the story of the python swallowing a wild boar. At this moment, he was inserted into the story of Mr. Deng Si. He felt that the terrifying python seemed to appear next to him. He was so scared that he threw the bowl away.
After breaking a bowl, Dajizi's face turned red immediately. He had not seen him blush when he had drunk alcohol. At this moment, the smoke was full of smoke and looked very embarrassed. Xue Xiang smiled and asked Lao Jiang to bring him another bowl for Xiao Sun. When Xiao Sun heard this, he dared not work for Lao Jiang. He rushed into the cafeteria and brought a bowl and a broom, a dustpan, and removed all the broken pieces.
At this time, the little guy ran in with an empty bowl, saying that the chicken was not enough, so he asked the elder brother to serve a full bowl. It turned out that the little guy was carrying the bowl of chicken out, and the group of dolls were stunned. He stared at the bright and fat chicken, and could not stop the saliva in his mouth.
It turns out that although these kids have raised chickens, there are only a dozen of them, which are all for life. They are not willing to kill them. The eggs that have been laid have to be sold in the supply and marketing cooperative for needles and threads; or if relatives and friends are in confinement, when guests are present, gifts are given, they are not all the eggs produced by these chickens. Even if the chickens are old and cannot lay eggs, they have to be sold in the supply and marketing cooperative. Who is willing to eat meat?
Some dolls have never eaten chicken since they were born, so they can't be so ignorant when they see them. The little guy was planning to give it to all the dolls, but now he saw that the dolls were jealous, and immediately they divided them all, but she was not left. The dolls who had the chicken were reluctant to swallow it in one bite, held the piece of meat and licked it again and again, and then they carefully bit it bit it bit and swallowed it. The little guy couldn't bear it, and he felt that these skilled playmates were living a less than he himself, and they were so greedy. If this doesn't work, I have to make a bowl to satisfy their cravings. Just like that, in a moment, the little guy dragged the empty bowl and killed him again.
Fortunately, Lao Jiang slaughtered four big roosters at noon today and had a full pot of stuff. Otherwise, she wouldn't be able to deal with these non-staff diners. At this moment, Xue Xiang could not guess that the little guy's current position is the leader of the transportation team. At that moment, he greeted Xiao Sun, who was about to bring out the dustpan, and brought a bowl of sea. After a few breaths, Xiao Sun ran in with the bowl of sea. Xue Xiang took it and brought a large bowl of yam and chicken to the little guy, and was about to call Kang Tong to give her a delivery. The little guy went to get a towel, wrapped the bowl, and took it. His little body was cautious and twisted and went there by himself.
After dispelling the annoying sperm, Xue Xiang greeted Mr. Deng Si and continued. Mr. Deng Si was gnawing a chicken wing hard. Hearing this, he threw the chicken wings that were chewed into his mouth, chewed them, and swallowed them into his stomach, and continued: "You said that evil nature is not evil nature. I almost scared me to death that night. The beast kept a circle from the northwest direction and actually walked behind me. At that time, I thought I had been discovered, and my heart almost stopped beating. Fortunately, the beast was extremely fast, and dragged its fat body in just a few seconds and crushed the tree branches on my body. Otherwise, I would have been suppressed if I were not scared to death.
Death. The beast arrived at the edge of the poppy forest, first raised its head and approached the forest, as if it was smelling the smell. With half a bag of cigarettes, it opened its mouth and ate it in big mouth. After eating, the beast was extremely excited. It swung its tail and began to slap the soil and rocks on the ground. The trees next to it immediately flew through the stones and sand, and the trees broke. Even if I was a hundred meters away from the poppy forest, I was still hit by a lot of stones and broken branches, which made me feel painful. The beast was crazy and did not stop, dragged its body and whizzed. Fortunately, this time, I didn't pass by me, but ran directly to Tianzi Port."
"San Master, I want you to talk about the methods of killing snakes, and you start to show the ancients again. Is it over?" Li Yongjun was no longer curious about the mountain god. He had already had a big ear and wanted to hear Mr. Deng tell him how to kill snakes, but the old man kept talking about his own adventure. He immediately asked dissatisfiedly.
Mr. Deng glared at Li Yongjun and said, "Aren't I introducing the methods to deal with the snake? If I don't understand weaknesses, habits, and where can I get the trick? What's the matter?" The old man was afraid of anyone in the village, but he was not afraid of Deputy Captain Li who had saved his life.
Xue Xiang waved his hand to stop Mr. Deng Si and told Li Yongjun not to interrupt him. He had heard some tricks. Mr. Deng Si looked up and drank wine, and continued, "I have been sleeping in that pit for months, and finally asked me to understand the habits of the beast. It turned out that the beast came to the poppy forest every seven days, and after eating, he would either go crazy or sleep soundly. Now, I touched its cover door, which is its weakness. Think about it, if a mountain god sleeps like a dead pig, who would still be afraid of it? Not to mention an old cannon, even a novice can bear it."
"No, Master Deng Si, since you said so easily, why didn't you start to solve the mountain god by yourself?" Han Donglin asked a question.
Mr. Deng said, "After listening to me, the mountain god is so easy to deal with. I said it slept soundly, not that it fell asleep by the poppy forest. The beast was astonishingly alert, and it would only sleep under the cliff of the broken water in its nest." Speaking of this, Mr. Deng waved his hand: "Don't ask me how I know where the beast sleeps. I won't tell myself."
Everyone smiled knowingly, and Mr. Deng Si continued: "I want the life of that beast to live for a year or two. After I found out that it had the habit of eating poppy, I felt that I had grasped the trick and would not let it go. Since then, I kept leaving the Roland juice and followed the indentation of the beast. It took me half a year to finally find the beast's nest under the Broken Water Cliff."
Speaking of this, Mr. Deng stopped, raised his neck, poured half of the bowl of wine, and after drinking, he said, "Now, it's time to talk about the specific way to get rid of the snake. One word: fishing!"
"Fish!" Mr. Deng Si said the play meat, and everyone was shocked.
"Deng Laosi, are you drunk too much? Don't talk about how long and heavy that thing is. You think it's fishing, where to find such a long pole and where to find such a thick hook." Lao Jiang took the lead in attacking and asked everyone's thoughts.
Mr. Deng Si smiled deeply and said, "Listen to me! That's what I think. It's better to fight an ambush in its nest when fighting an encounter. The fishing method is the best! I said before that what poppy is for? I'm not preparing bait. Don't be surprised. This method is not good for me. So I said in front of me that if the members of Shantun could listen to me, I would have taken the life of the beast. I mean, it's not easy to catch that big snake, and it's not something I can do alone. Now, if the captain supports it, it's not going to hold it in my hand."
Chapter completed!