Chapter nine hundred and eighty-eight ratings crazy rise(1/4)
Blue Star.
Qinzhou TV.
The audience gathered!
The dance is very good, the song is very good, and even the host's choice is very suitable for the audience!
Now.
Qinzhou TV has two sketch masters, Shi Yan and Chen Feng, appearing again!
All of this has led to everyone being curious about the content of Qin Zhou’s first sketch!
...
The sketch has begun at this time.
Shi Yan plays a director who is about to shoot a play, but the actor never comes.
beside.
A passerby recommended himself and wanted to participate in the performance. This passerby's performer was Chen Feng, who just made everyone cheer.
Shi Yan: "Have you ever acted in a movie?"
Chen Feng was excited: "Trumen's World, Pi's Fantasy Drifting, Tuner, Tang Bohu's Lights, Spider-Man, Hachiko, Resident Evil..."
Shi Yan was surprised.
Chen Feng's voice continued: "I have watched all these movies."
Puchi.
The audience laughed.
This baggage is very successful.
Basically, the audience knows that these movies are all envious.
Shi Yan had no choice but to agree in the end: "What we want to shoot today is very simple, just eat noodles."
"Eat noodles?"
Chen Feng suddenly covered his mouth with his hands and said to the audience trepidly: "I didn't happen to have dinner today."
Audience: "Hahahahaha!"
Shi Yan turned to look at Chen Feng: "What did you say?"
Chen Feng changed the subject: "I said I must do my best today."
The audience laughed again!
Shi Yan believed it was true: "All departments have paid attention to it, and all photographers have prepared..."
beside.
Chen Feng began to serve the noodles, his movements came alive, and he showed a thief and proud expression again: "Make the braised noodles!"
Now it's time!
As the director, Shi Yan was busy preparing for filming.
Chen Feng, holding a bowl, started to feast on his face!
Suck!
Suck!
Suck!
...
This moment!
The audience was shocked, and while shocked, the scene also burst into laughter!
"Hahahahahahahahahaha!"
"This acting is really amazing, completely unrealistic performance!"
"My God, there is obviously no noodles in the bucket, how did he make it so vivid!"
"Teacher Chen Feng is amazing, this is the performing artist!"
"You said he was funny, he was very professional; you said he was professional, how could he be so funny!"
"I'm obviously eating air, but I'm just starving!"
"Is this a real food broadcast?"
“It’s so delicious!”
"I'll eat braised noodles for tomorrow's breakfast!"
Too awesome!
No physical performance!
Chen Feng can perform the feeling of serving noodles and eating noodles with just a bowl and a pair of chopsticks, and it does not make the audience feel out of the way, and even gives the audience a feeling that he eats very fragrantly!
...
On stage.
Shi Yan suddenly spoke: "What a sound!"
Chen Feng hurriedly covered the bowl and tried hard to swallow the food in his mouth.
In fact, he had no food in his mouth because this was a physical performance!
However, his movements were too natural!
It just gives people the feeling that there is food in his mouth!
"Quiet!"
Turning around Tou Shiyan, he continued to talk about the opera.
Chen Feng continued to eat: "Suck it..."
After Shi Yan's exchanges, he walked towards Chen Feng: "This drama is..."
Shi Yan's voice stopped.
Chen Feng had already eaten it to the last moment. The whole bowl just covered his face, and the chopsticks were shaved quickly, accompanied by countless sucking sounds!
...
Backstage.
Everyone in the Fish Dynasty laughed!
Chen Zhiyu hilariously: "This acting is so amazing!"
Sun Yaohuo also grinned: "The key is that the performance is very funny!"
Xia Fan: "I've watched them rehearsal before, but after watching the official performance, I still laughed!"
Jiang Kui suddenly said, "Did this script be written by Chu Kuang?"
Wei Haoyun was startled: "The old thief Chu Kuang seems to be a person who can write sketches?"
Zhao Yingcong said: "Don't call Chu Kuang Lao Thief in front of the representative, after all, he is the good brother of the representative."
When everyone heard this, they nodded deeply.
...
The performance continues.
Shi Yan talked about the opera: "It's already eight o'clock now, you're eating noodles. Your girlfriend outside calls you. After you finish eating noodles, you put down the bowl and ran away. There are two lines in total: Why are you in a hurry..."
Chen Feng: "I'm not in a hurry."
Shi Yan had no choice but to say, "I'll just say a few lines, what are you talking about..."
Chen Feng said: "A total of two lines, I'm not in a hurry."
Shi Yan was anxious: "I said two lines in total, what are you talking about..."
Chen Feng: "Yes! I'm really not in a hurry, director!"
Shi Yan finally explained it clearly to Chen Feng from helplessness to excitement to the roar of his best blood pressure.
According to the plot, Chen Feng ate another bowl of noodles, which was very comfortable.
The rehearsal is over.
Shi Yan: "How do you feel?"
Chen Feng: "It tastes good!"
Shi Yan: "I'm asking you how you feel here!"
To be continued...