Chapter 1309 Hello everyone, I am Chu Kuang(1/3)
Amid the laughter at the scene, he whirled in the air, "I want you to scold me!"
The scene was stagnant.
The live broadcast room was also confused.
Everyone even doubted whether they heard it wrong.
Swearing you?
Chu Kuang asked you to set questions!
You asked Chu Kuang to scold you?
What's the question this is!
Song Fang couldn't understand Lingkong's brain circuit. Could it be that Lingkong was completely crazy? His mentality was not as good as himself.
But the writer who ranked No. 1 in Blue Star spoke:
"The meaning of Lingkong should be to let Teacher Chu Kuang write an article to scold him. This topic is really tricky. He uses his body as bait. If Chu Kuang uses his pen as a knife, he must kill people without blood."
"That's right."
Lingkong raised his head and stared at the back of the stage coldly: "Aren't you literati the best at playing with words? Why don't you let me see how good you curse people."
"Lingkong."
It was still the first writer of Blue Star who spoke, and the old man was a little bitter at the moment: "Have you ever seen Teacher Chu Kuang's Water Margin?"
Lingkong said: "I've seen it."
The old man said: "Then you should know that there is a section of Yang Zhi selling his sword in "Water Margin". This hero said that his sword cuts iron like mud and blows hair and cuts his hair, killing people without blood. A scoundrel didn't believe it and provoked it in every way. In the end, Yang Zhi accidentally killed him. Before he died, he said two words..."
Lingkong: "Good knife."
Before the rogue died, he confirmed that Yang Zhizu's treasure sword passed down by him was really killing people without blood, because his blood was not stained with the blade. He witnessed this with his life.
"I want to see it today, too."
Staring at Chu Kuang in the air, insisting that he scold himself with articles.
Song Fang suddenly realized the trickyness of the problem of Lingkong.
No wonder the writer said that Lingkong used his body as bait. If Chu Kuang exhilarated his writing and used the most gorgeous words to curse Lingkong without dirty words, then Chu Kuang would naturally win.
But if Chu Kuang just cursed people with vulgarity...
Then Chu Kuang is not that tall, and today's appearance in front of people is no longer perfect.
only……
Too hard...
What if...
What if he can really do it...
wrong!
He definitely can't do it!
Such a short time!
There is no time to think!
Song Fang was thinking, and someone found that the text on the big screen had been updated. This is a brand new document!
In the document.
First line.
Chu Kuang typed four big words:
Madman's Diary!
This question makes people think of it. Is Chu Kuang a man who calls himself a madman? Did he get the question instantly?
Shocking came one after another.
As Chu Kuang's keyboard typing sound continued to come, the scene and the screen gradually fell into a deadly silence!
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one
Tonight, good moonlight.
I haven't seen him for more than 30 years; I saw him today and was very refreshed. I realized that the past 30 years were all fainting; but I had to be very careful. Otherwise, why would the Zhao family's dog look at me?
I'm afraid it's reasonable.
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two
There was no moonlight today, and I knew it was not good. I went out carefully in the morning, and Zhao Guiweng's eyes were as if he was afraid of me and wanted to harm me. There were seven or eight people whispering to me, opening their mouths and smiling at me. I went from head to toe, knowing that their arrangement was already done.
I was not afraid, and I still walked my way. The group of children in front were also talking about me; their eyes were the same as those of Zhao Guiweng, and their faces were also pale. I thought I had any grudges against the children, and he was like this. I couldn't help but say loudly, "Tell me!" They ran away.
I understand. This is what their mother taught!
...
The content is very short, but Chu Kuang's words inexplicably have a shocking taste!
Zhao Family?
I'm afraid it's lingkong?
Although there is no direct use of the "Ling Family", literati are always implicit, and this implicitness is considered a kind of beauty in literature.
Who is the dog of the Zhao family?
People almost subconsciously looked at Song Fang.
Song Fang's steps became sluggish, and a strong sense of dizziness came from his brain!
Volleyball!
I'll fuck you!
It turns out that being your teammate will really be cheated to death. No wonder the entire network is saying that you are a pit!
How could Chu Kuang scold him?
I have never heard of anyone making such a cheap request in my life!
Just scold me. He even scolded me. If this article is passed down, I will never be able to raise my head in my life. The consequences are even more serious than questioning Chu Kuang himself!
I finally stood up straight.
Song Fang found that the expressions of the people around him had changed.
For example, Wang Luo, the richest man in Blue Star, is opening his mouth wide at this moment.
For example, the guy who just called him was staring wide at this moment.
For example, Lingkong was full of shock.
For example, a woman in front of her, Song Fang even saw her hair standing upside down!
Horrified!
Everyone was stunned!
Did Chu Kuang write something later?
Song Fang turned his head and looked at the screen, and immediately gasped!
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three
Thinking about it, I went from top to my heels.
They can eat people, but they may not be able to eat me.
Everything needs to be studied before you can understand. I still remember that it has been so common since ancient times, but I don’t know it. I opened history and found that there was no era in this history. The words “benevolence, righteousness and morality” were written on each leaf. I couldn’t sleep. After reading it carefully in the middle of the night, I could see the words from the cracks of the characters. The whole book said that two words were “eating people”!
I am also human, they want to eat me!
...
Eat people!
Eat people!
Still cannibalism!
Chu Kuang didn't curse at all, there was no dirty word in the content, but it seemed that every sentence was cursing!
Spicy irony and the art of writing have been played with thousands of ways in his pen!
It made people tremble all over!
To be continued...