Chapter 71
He pinched the unlucky general and saw that there were no chairs or the like, so he threw it onto the vacant chicken cage in the yard.
Xin Xiu patted the dust on her hands and sighed: "Fourth, the fourth, I really didn't expect that you dare to steal someone's wife if you haven't seen each other for a while."
The fourth brother: "Sister, it was a very normal thing. I don't know why it feels strange when you say this."
The two joked casually, and the fourth brother introduced the lady, "This is the city lord's wife of Huangshi City. She has been kind to me before and has helped me, so this time she encountered a murderous disaster and I saved her."
Several people entered the house to discuss in detail. The fourth brother found that Lao Wu, who had fallen from the cow's back, was in a wheelchair. There was no shoes under his clothes, and it was empty. He immediately stepped forward and pulled away his clothes, took a breath, and asked, "What's going on! What's going on? Where is Lao Wu's feet!"
"It's a long story, let me summarize it," Xin Xiu said: "Vajra Heavenly King Bodhisattva must die."
"It's them again!" The fourth brother was angry.
This is also very spiritual, which means that he must have had a marriage with the Vajra Heavenly King Bodhisattva.
It turned out that he left Shuling and searched for Houguo all the way. He was lucky enough to find this Huangshi City soon. His mission did not say where he went to Houguo. Since he was always repairing the city wall, it would be the same everywhere. So he stayed directly, got into a group of serving people, and worked diligently to repair the wall.
After all, he has been practicing immortality for several years. Even though he is only a teenager, his strength and condition are not comparable to ordinary people. He looks particularly eye-catching among a group of sad wall-cultivating workers with pale faces and thin skin. What a spiritual young man!
During the wall repair, he helped an old man who was exhausted and did two jobs for him. As a result, there was a girl who was just the same age at home and had not yet gotten married. The old man thought he was a good guy and was going to marry his daughter to him. Coincidentally, the girl came to deliver water to his father. She had met the fourth brother several times and secretly liked him in her heart.
Xin Xiu shook her head and sighed when she heard this: "Why don't I have such good luck!" She was chasing people and hadn't caught up with her yet!
Lao Wu also bowed his hand and said seriously: "Congratulations to the Fourth Brother."
The fourth brother pressed his forehead and said, "Don't you laugh at me! Didn't something happened later? Although I was not going to marry that girl, she is very good. She gave me baking pancakes twice, which were quite delicious. It was a bit like the Roujiamo that my elder sister made for us before, but there was no meat in it. It's a pity. If you add some meat, it would be even better..."
Xin Xiu interrupted him: "Stop talking about steamed buns, continue talking about girls."
The fourth brother: "...... Just that Vajra Heavenly King Bodhisattva, he has eighteen Dharma protectors, collecting gold, silver and treasures for him everywhere, and there are some young girls. Yun Ying looks good and is attracted by a Dharma protector and robs her directly. It's hard for me to leave it alone, so I went to secretly rescue her. Fortunately, they were not very careful and I rescued her."
Xin Xiu: "Where are people now?"
The fourth brother took it for granted: "In order to avoid being robbed again, I sent her and her father away from here."
He stayed behind to deal with the pursuers, and almost got caught several times. Once he was seriously injured and met the wife of the city lord, who happened to be rescued by her. He hid in the house and then avoided the pursuers. The city lord of Huangshi City was the cousin of the king of the Later Kingdom, and he was quite embarrassed.
Xin Xiu thought to himself: The plot of the fourth brother is simply the male protagonist of the Jin Yong story. A capable but not particularly powerful fool. In order to save the girl, she was hidden in the room and escaped by a certain wife in the room in a critical moment. If this trend continues, the fourth brother is afraid that she will meet peach blossoms all the way.
Xin Xiu was serious: "Then what happened to this lady?"
The lady observed them quietly for a while, and at this time she spoke: "The seizure of power failed and was imprisoned by her husband and prepared to be killed."
Xin Xiu looked at her in surprise.
The lady smiled slightly, "My husband Liang Zhongqiao is a fool, but because of his identity, he can be the lord of this city. He can do nothing, he is useless and useless, he loves pleasure, and is lustful. The people of Huangshi City are living more and more difficult under his rule. I still remember how rich Huangshi City was when my grandfather was, and people would not live as trembling as they are now."
The wife's name is Huang Wei. The Huangshi City was governed by the Huang family for generations. In the previous generation, her father began to believe in Vajra Bodhisattva. Her father saw the chaos with his own eyes, and became sick due to this, and soon passed away. Her younger brother should have taken over Huangshi City, but he was spoiled and indulged in enjoyment. He was summoned to the capital by the king. From then on, he was unhappy and gave up the governance power of Huangshi City.
The relationship between these border towns and the capital is hard to say clearly. After my younger brother retreated, the king happened to send his cousin here to take over the position of the city lord, and even asked her, the daughter of the former city lord, to marry the new city lord to stabilize the hearts of the people in Huangshi City.
Mrs. Huang Wei sighed with regret: "I have been planning for a few years. As long as I can kill Liang Zhongqiao unknowingly, I can take over Huangshi City in the name of the city lord's wife. Unfortunately, there is a Master Zhu Sha next to that guy. He is a disciple of Vajra Heavenly King Bodhisattva. He saw my poison and saved Liang Zhongqiao. All my plans failed, and a group of loyal subordinates who helped me are now in prison."
Xin Xiu: "It's so clear, it seems you want us to help you?"
Mrs. Huang Wei said bluntly: "Yes! We have a common enemy, and I also hate Vajra Heavenly King Bodhisattva. They make my people suffer, which is not a good thing. If I can take charge of Huangshi City, I will drive them all out of here."
Xin Xiu suddenly said, "If you were to take charge of the country, would you drive them out of the country?"
Mrs. Huang Wei was stunned and suddenly laughed, "Yes, if I were the king of the later country, I would not tolerate such monsters entrenching over our country, so that their shadows would always cover my people!"
After saying this, she suddenly restrained her smile: "It's a pity that I am a woman, not to mention the future country, I can't hold even Huangshi City in my hand... What can I do?" Because as a woman, my father, even though he knew that she was a hundred times better than his younger brother, he would not hand Huangshi City over her until his death.
She hates herself as a woman!
Xin Xiu touched her chin: "What's the difficulty? I have a way to let you take charge of Huangshi City immediately."
Mrs. Huang Wei: "Oh? Take this seriously? I have been exposed now. Even if you can help me subdue Master Zhusha, I am afraid that it will inevitably attract the attention of the capital."
Xin Xiu smiled sly: "Then you will be the city lord Liang Zhongqiao, and I will be the master Zhusha. In this way, everything will be fine."
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Of course, there is a way to impersonate the immortal world. In the world of cultivating, there are so many strange talismans and talismans. A kind of miscellaneous technique that Xin Xiu learned from Taoist Niu before can allow two people to exchange appearances.
"But there is a problem." Xin Xiu said: "To use this technique, two people who need to exchange their appearances need to combine yin and yang." Simply put, it is to carry out an act that Jinjiang cannot describe in detail.
Mrs. Huang Wei understood and waved her hand indifferently: "It's simple. If you can sneak in, you can knock him out directly. I'll do it myself."
Xin Xiu applauded: "Mrs.
In an instant, the matter was settled, and that night, they headed straight to the city lord's mansion.
Mrs. Huang Wei brought them from a secret passage into the city lord's mansion. "I have lived here for several generations and naturally know a few secret passages. If I don't have any help, I want to escape, so I can only rely on these secret passages. This is my last trump card."
The familiar roads brought them to the residence of Lord Liang City. All the guards on the road were knocked down by Xin Xiu. She became more and more skillful in using her puzzles, and she felt that her eyes were more and more useful. The fourth brother followed her with her back and there was no place to use her skills.
The fourth brother: "Sister, we have only studied for a few years, why are you so outstanding?"
Xin Xiu: "How can you be an elder sister if you are not outstanding? Although they are all small spells, they can be used flexibly and cleverly, and small spells can also play a big role."
Fortunately, Master Zhu Sha did not protect Liang Zhongqiao in close proximity, and Liang Zhongqiao did not find a wife tonight, which made it convenient for them to act. Xin Xiu followed in and performed the trick. The fourth and fifth brothers sat outside the door guarding the door. When they heard the sound in the room behind them, the two looked at each other, their ears were red.
I heard a vague sound in the house, and someone said, "If you want to become such an ugly man, your wife is so brave."
Someone replied: "I have been sleeping with him for many years, so I am more courageous."
"That's right. Actually, it's either ugly or greasy when you look closely. If your wife exercises more, she will definitely improve her figure. Maybe there will be some help... You don't know when you will be able to procrastinate. I have a pill here, and I'll give him a try. I'll order it."
"This guy is really not good at this. He is not as useful as the guards around me... it is good to use medicine so as not to waste time attracting attention."
The fourth and fifth brother shrank their necks and hugged their knees, pretending that they didn't hear anything.
The city lord Liang Zhongqiao woke up and was still savoring the spring dream last night. When he opened his eyes, he found that he had changed his face and turned into his own wife. He was immediately scared to death.
"This...what's going on!" The woman touched her face in disbelief and touched the symbol of her man again. Of course, she couldn't touch it. She might not touch it in her life.
Huang Wei, who has become a "Liang Zhongjiao", brushed her sleeves, and adapted much more than him. She smiled at her "Madam", "Madam, although you framed me before, after all, I will not do anything to you when we are married. Don't worry, I will stay in my inner house to recuperate in the future. As for your subordinates, I will release them all. They are talented people, and I will use them well."
Liang Zhongqiao rushed up, "Huang Wei! Are you trying to replace my identity?! Are you not afraid that I will tell Master Zhu Sha!"
Huang Wei sneered: "Do you think I will give you a chance to speak, ma'am."
Liang Zhongqiao's face turned pale and he was about to break his grudge: "I wasn't good enough to you in the past? Many rewarded treasures, and so many women in the backyard, who can match you at all!"
Huang Wei looked at him indifferently: "What I want is not those jewelry, and what you call pampering. I want rights, and I want to be able to control my own lives and others. Why do I have to wait for you to give alms? I can take everything myself in the future, and that is originally my thing."
She threw Liang Zhongqiao away and bowed to Xin Xiu who was watching the fun next to her: "Thank you, I will help you whenever you have any problems in the future!"
Xin Xiu: "Don't rush to thank you first, we must solve Master Zhusha first."
Huang Wei: "It's simple to say. This Master Zhu Sha is lustful."
Xin Xiu snapped her fingers: "I understand."
In order to thank Master Zhu Sha for saving his life, the city lord collected a peerless beauty and sent it to Master Zhu Sha’s palace, as well as hundreds of jars of fine wine.
The beauty sat upright in the white gauze sedan chair. Master Zhu Sha narrowed his eyes and raised the white gauze curtain with one hand to look in. He was stunned at first sight, and then he showed a lustful expression that suited the character, and licked his thick lips extremely greasy.
The woman in the sedan chair had a fluttering eyes, shy and timid. She looked at him and then looked down in panic. She refused to look up again. She was indeed a beauty she had never seen before.
The bearded man who sent the beauty to him sincerely introduced: "This beauty was collected from the city lord. Not only did he look good, but he also had a strange fragrance. Master, do you smell this beauty's fragrance? Isn't it very magical?"
Master Zhu Sha shrugged his nose and really smelled a faint fragrance, refreshing.
Master Zhu Sha: "Good! Beautiful, and this skin and flesh are fragrant." After saying that, he stretched out his fat pig's hand and pulled out the beauty in the sedan chair. The delicate touch made him feel a little more excited.
Xiaomouzi delivered Kaifeng's fine wine at the right time: "Congratulations to the master for getting a beauty. Why not ask the beauty to respect the master a cup."
The woman really picked up the wine glass and wanted to deliver it to Zhu Sha's mouth. Zhu Sha pushed her back and asked her to drink it first. After she took a sip, she took the cup and drank the remaining half of the glass according to the beauty's lips. She thought she was romantic and actually smiled very despicable: "The wine that the beauty drank really tastes more!"
After saying that, he still kissed the beauty on the face.
beauty:"……"
Xin Xiu, dressed as a mustache, saw the "beauty" shyly bowing her head, and the stiffness on her face almost stopped and smiled.
Xin Xiu: The fourth brother, hold on, you can do it, don’t waste this peerless beautiful face made by the eldest sister!
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