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Chapter 41

"Hahahahahahahaha--"

"Have you laughed enough?" Xin Xiu pulled the mule Taoist priest's ears in dissatisfaction.

She died before she could get out yesterday, and she laughed so hard that the mule Taoist priests drooled. When Wu Yu was there, he didn't dare to laugh like this. When they left Wu Yu's sight and were looking for food around, the mule Taoist priest laughed out loud.

Compared with the gloating mule Taoist priest, Hu Sanniang said weakly and hesitantly: "Benefactor, is it inappropriate for you to do this? After all, you are not a couple. Isn't this a matchmaker and will be criticized?"

Xin Xiu didn't know what laughed at by her words, and she almost fell off the mule after laughing. After a while, she said happily: "Why do I care about what others say? I do whatever I want. Is it my turn to determine right or wrong for me?"

"And, I suddenly feel that the word 'absorbing' is a bit touching." Xin Xiu said this in a tone of "Yes, I'm a pervert."

Hu Sanniang was shocked by her straightforward words and didn't know what to say for a moment. She just thought in her heart with a little panic, is the gods just different from ordinary people?

The mule Taoist priest said deliberately: "Wu Yu is not happy and you can't force yourself, you can't beat others."

Xin Xiu: "I won't be forced even if I can beat you. I'm not a bandit. This kind of thing focuses on happiness. What else can I do if I'm not happy?"

The mule Taoist priest snorted: "Look at you saying that you are not a good person. If this is the case, you will find a way to get Wu Yu. And the man who interrupted you yesterday, why didn't he kill him to vent his anger and give him gold? What qualifications does a cowardly man have to live in the world? Let him die."

Xin Xiu looked at the grass around her and asked casually: "When people live, they will be crushed by life for a moment. Mule Taoist priest, have you ever fallen into a state of desperate despair and want to die?"

The mule Taoist priest didn't say anything, and Xin Xiu understood, "Oh, you have it."

"What's the difference between you at that time and the man last night."

"I have never encountered that kind of despair. After all, people like me who do not care about whether they are happy or not, and who are not very good at caring about the consequences will always be happier than others. I cannot understand other people's despair, but I just like to see people who are desperate and have a surprise of surviving in a sudden situation. That expression makes me feel better."

"I never mind doing anything that makes me feel happy." As soon as I finished speaking, Xin Xiu struck a thunder talisman to the edge of the grass cave dozens of meters away in front of him.

"I hit it." Xin Xiu bent down and hooked up a rabbit whose head was scorched.

"I have never heard of catching rabbits with lightning spells." The mule Taoist changed the topic.

Xin Xiu followed the topic without mind and hung the rabbit on him, "Then you see it now."

She went back with the ingredients and found Wu Yu sitting there waiting, looking at a tree with tender buds growing nearby.

Xin Xiu: The beauty was meditating and didn’t know what he was thinking. Is it so serious? Is it a big event in life?

Shentu Yu: In a daze.

Xin Xiu: "Wu Yu, are you looking at Chinese toon? Do you want to eat it? I will pick some of it and make Chinese toon egg pancakes for you?"

Shen Tuyu came to his senses and nodded to his apprentice: "Okay, eat."

He was used to being fed in Youhuang Mountain and had already formed a conditioned reflex, and he would eat whatever his apprentice gave him.

Xin Xiu: It’s so easy to feed everything. If I could put it in front of him in the evening, I would be better if I could “eat” everything in front of him :)

Shen Tuyu watched her apprentice humming a song to cook. Even in this remote mountainous country, she had no tiles covering her body, and she didn't even have complete tools for cooking and the ingredients were simple, so she was happy most of the time.

Although Shen Tuyu has a human body, he rarely set foot in places where mortals live. After so many years, he still followed his disciples this time to truly experience the various things in the world and see many various lifestyles, all kinds of ordinary mortals. Humans and demons are indeed very different.

His master Lingzhao Immortal once said that he was alone, but he had no human heart, so he could not cultivate into a human immortal. Compared with humans, demons always had various shortcomings, but what Shen Tuyu wanted was not to cultivate into a human immortal. He was not obsessed with cultivation. He had lost his attachment to nothing for a long time, so he lived a little listless life.

But the apprentice is different from him. No matter where she goes, she has noise and laughter, no matter whether she is happy or angry, it is particularly distinct.

Shen Tuyu suddenly asked: "Do you like lively towns, why have you been passing through many cities recently and not entering?"

Xin Xiu turned around and smiled, "Don't you like too many people? If you don't like us, we won't go."

Shen Tu Yu felt that his apprentice's smile at this moment was much better than the smile he had last night. Thinking of what happened last night, Shen Tu Yu still felt a little subtle, but he didn't understand what was wrong.

Of course, he quickly understood that because Xin Xiu didn't plan to delay for long, she became more and more courageous as she got, and tried again two days later.

That night, they were resting at an inn. Generally speaking, according to Xinxiu's experience, such inns do not accept accommodation, but this place is probably too off-the-scenes. The inn is broken and small and no one has taken care of. The uncle inside then did some part-time jobs to earn extra money and got food and accommodation.

Although the food didn't taste very good, at least there was a bed, Xin Xiu still wanted a room, and enthusiastically persuaded Wu Yu, who was preparing to stay next to her for a night, to a bed.

Xin Xiu: Did he mean that to me, or was he so slow that I was dragged onto the bed and didn’t understand what I mean?

Shen Tuyu, who was used to being rubbed and carried by his apprentice, had no sense of thinking in the slightest direction. When he found that his apprentice took off his coat and showed two white arms to sit beside him for him to see, he only turned his head and asked in confusion: "Has the mark of the evil ghost disappeared?"

Then he saw his apprentice leaning on his chest, holding his chin and smiling, "Do you really don't understand? I thought I've shown it very clearly. I want to have you..."

The following words were said by her head tilted to Shen Tu Yu's ear, and she spoke in a very low voice, but in Shen Tu Yu's ears, it was no less than thunder. It was the thunder that shook the sky and the earth when he refined his human body.

Shentu Yu: "?"

Shentu Yu: "?!"

Shen Tuyu: “…!”

His eyes widened, he stood up suddenly, and he fell off the bed, as if three consecutive stop-motion animations.

Xin Xiu: "..." Boss Wu Yu, who usually has no expression, has perfectly expressed his shock with his actions, but did the thing that wants to sleep with him have such a big impact on him? This reaction is a bit heartbreaking.

But then she felt that Wu Yu fell off the bed, and her expression and posture were still stiff at her, looking at her was particularly funny. She couldn't help but burst into laughter and lay on the edge of the bed and laughed: "Why are you scared like this? If you don't want me, I can't force you, so just reject me directly."

Not only did this person fall off the bed, but in fact, Shuling, thousands of miles away, Shentu Yu, who was sitting on the tree, also fell off the tree branch.

Shen Tuyu finally stood up from the ground. He looked at his apprentice and felt it was ridiculous in his heart. How could this be?

"How could this be?" He also asked seriously and puzzledly.

Xin Xiu blinked: "So you really didn't see it. I liked you very much when I first met you. Didn't I often say it along the way?"

But when his apprentice held his Iron-eating Spirit Beast prototype, he often shouted words like that. He thought his apprentice was just Chi Chun direct.

"Why do you have a relationship with me?"

This question made it even more strange. Xin Xiu: "You are a man, I am a woman. I think you like it, so you have a relationship between men and women. Is there any question? After asking, you can consider whether you can agree to me?"

Shen Tuyu suddenly became enlightened and felt that he could not face his apprentice, so he regained his expression and shook his head quickly and said, "I, say goodbye." Then he disappeared without a trace. He was not the one who walked out of the door, but the shortest distance window he had left, and the speed of leaving was as fast as lightning.

Xin Xiu looked at the open window, blew the cool breeze, and put the quilt on her body and pondered: "I'm scaring people away?"

...

"Hahahahaha--" The mule Taoist priest laughed and cried again.

Xin Xiu sat on the mule and kicked him hard: "Stop laughing when you're over."

Wu Yu has never appeared since she was scared away last night. Xin Xiu probably didn't plan to go with her, so she returned to her state of being alone in the road.

She took out the mirror to look at her face and analyzed: "I think it's not because of my face that scare people away."

Mule Taoist: "Puff puff puff."

Xin Xiu: "The specific analysis of specific problems may be his reason."

The mule Taoist priest was so stupid that he was very jealous of Wu Yu's beauty and said sourly: "A good-looking man is useless."

Xin Xiu: "Jealousy makes people ugly. Mule Taoist priest, if you continue like this, you will be so ugly that you can't watch it. I mainly doubt whether Wu Yu has practiced some boy skills, cannot sleep with others, and must always maintain virginity."

Hu Sanniang couldn't help but speak: "You are too direct. Women should be more subtle and shouldn't mention such things so easily."

Xin Xiu: "Sleeping with people is not about destroying the world, but you still have to think carefully."

"Forget it, sometimes you have to have it, but don't force it if you don't have it." Finally, Xin Xiu summarized this matter and revealed it. He entered the nearest city, and prepared to find some food and drink to make up for his life in the open during this period of time.

It seems that he doesn't care much about being rejected.

The mule Taoist priest laughed enough and sighed softly: "You little girl, why are you not embarrassed and upset when you are rejected?"

Xin Xiu said bluntly: "I just feel lustful about Wu Yu. How can such a shallow liking last for a long time? Naturally, I can't keep in mind it."

She didn't worry about it anymore, but she didn't know that her master Shen Tuyu was now full of irritability and at a loss. He didn't even dare to follow his apprentice, so he stayed in the woods next to the small broken post station, watching his apprentice ride a mule away, standing on the tree to think about why it turned out like this.

It was his first time to become a master and he had to face such a problem.

Of course he didn't think that the apprentice was wrong. After all, the apprentice didn't know that he was a master. The apprentice just fell in love with a strange man. But he didn't intend to deceive his apprentice, nor did he think that the apprentice would like a man of this kind.

If one day the apprentice discovers the true identity of "Wu Yu", how will the apprentice face him?

Raising a disciple is really not easy, and he has to deal with such a complicated entanglement. Shen Tuyu recalled his senior brothers and sisters, as if no one had such troubles.

Perhaps he should ask his master for such a difficult problem.

Shen Tuyu, who was white-haired in the Seulhuang Mountains of Shuling, rose up and went to the back mountain to see the Lingzhao Immortal.

Lingzhao Immortal: "..." My disciple was at a loss because he fell in love with the disciple and asked me what to do?

Lingzhao Xianren replied dignifiedly: "You can handle it yourself."

The apprentice doesn't understand such things, does he understand?

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