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Chapter 601 The stupid war recorded in history

Alvin nodded to Gu Yi, who was wearing an apricot warrior robe, and said with a smile: "You must be Master Gu Yi, I heard Fatty Wang Yuan mention you many times.

You look much more reliable than the "gods" of Asgard!"

Odin jumped off the eight-legged horse, shook his legs in disgust, took off the extremely bad armor that Alvin had vomited on, and kicked it into the cliff in front of him.

After hearing Alvin's accusations against Asgard, the grumpy Odin angrily raised his spear and sprayed out angry thunder and lightning at the Kiritans who were rushing down like rain from the sky, making those who still couldn't deal with it.

The unlucky guy who knew the situation was like rain falling from the sky with black smoke.

"Show some respect for me! Alvin! You are accusing a "god"!" Odin roared at Alvin with his white beard angrily.

Alvin tilted his head to resist dizziness, and carefully glanced at the flowing lava river under the cliff. Hearing Odin's roar, he glanced at Odin sideways and said, "Oh~ I didn't give birth to a daughter.

Then I put her in jail, and I didn't give birth to two stupid sons fighting for the throne that would be vacated only in the year of the dog and the moon of the horse!

Oh~ Let me say one more thing, the earth is in a terrible state now, and it’s all the fault of your stupid son with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks!

You guys look nothing alike. Is there really no neighbor named Wang next door to your house?"

Odin was furious and stamped his spear on the ground. The part of the cliff top platform near the edge suddenly broke, and large boulders fell into the lava river at the bottom of the cliff, causing a huge noise.

"That's enough, Alvin! Don't let me beat you!" Odin glared at Alvin, and the spear in his hand pointed at the sky, and a huge electric light burst out.

As soon as several big Kirita fish emerged from the space passage, they were hit by this huge electric light, and they plunged headlong into the endless red stone mountains of hell with blue-black smoke, arousing the screams of a large number of demons.

Alvin spread his hands knowingly and pretended not to see the tragic situation in the sky. He said to Gu Yi, who had a calm expression and seemed to be easy to talk to. "The old guy is too grumpy. In fact, he is not bad~"

Ancient One glanced at the irritable Odin, with a chuckle on his face, and said: "I rarely see his current expression. I guess this is a good experience. I haven't experienced anger for many years."

Such emotion!”

Alvin looked at Gu Yi, who had a calm temperament, glanced at Odin who was pouring himself wine, and said carefully to Gu Yi: "I would like to ask, are you sir or madam?"

Odin listened to Alvin's strange question and looked at the frozen smile on Ancient One's face. He suddenly laughed loudly and summoned thunder and lightning, electrocuting a large number of Kirita bikers to death. Then he laughed loudly to avoid hitting Alvin on the shoulder.

Said: "I'm starting to like you a little bit, tell me why you came here and brought the Cosmic Cube?

Let me figure out what's going on, and I'm going to send you, the little bastard, back to Earth as soon as possible. Only Hell's Kitchen is suitable for bastards like you, haha~"

Alvin glanced at Odin, who was leaning on two big hairy legs, smiled and shrugged his shoulders and said: "It's all the fault of your idiot son. He wanted to be the leader of the earth, so he attracted the people who coveted the Rubik's Cube.

Chiritans, and maybe others."

As he spoke, Alvin pointed to the Kirita army that was still emerging from the sky, and said: "Why do some people think that relying on force can rule the earth? Did everyone kill him for his own work? Your Asgardian basic education

It’s very inadequate~”

Odin looked at the poisonous Alvin with annoyance, resisted the urge to strangle him, and said: "What are you going to do now? There are too many of them. Ancient One and I are busy sealing Mephisto, I guess.

I don’t have time to help you kill them all!”

Alvin was stunned for a moment, then said with a smile: "Mephisto is that talkative old devil, right?

How about we switch, you are responsible for dealing with the Kiritas, and I am responsible for chopping up these demons. Although I may not be able to kill them, but chopping them down will make it easier for you to seal them."

Odin glanced at Alvin irritably and said, "Why don't you close the space channel first, and when we deal with Mephisto, we can deal with these Kiritans together?"

Alvin took out the Ares III from the space backpack, quickly finished dressing, then put away the golden spear, took out the battle ax "Enforcer" and the battle ax "Phoenix" and held them in his hands.

Ares III stomped its thick feet on the ground, creating a small landslide. Large pieces of gravel hit the bottom of the slope and stretched for an unknown distance. A dense group of demons created a swarm inside.

A commotion.

Alvin lifted his visor, looked at Odin who was staring at him, and said with a ferocious smile: "Now there is a group of demons still running wild in my territory, and these damn Chiritans are heading towards the earth in the universe.

Instead of passively waiting on earth to start a war with these sons of bitches, why don't I put the battlefield in hell?"

After Alvin finished speaking, without waiting for Odin to reply, he asked Angel to urge Ares II, which was kicked off the cliff by the eight-legged giant horse, to jump out of the lava river and rush into the Kirita people's motorcycle group, and then what happened

A violent explosion.

The explosion killed hundreds of Kirita bikers, and the remaining bikers and several big fish all focused on Alvin, who was giving them the middle finger.

Seeing that he had successfully attracted the attention of the Chiritans, Alvin closed his visor with a ferocious smile, turned his neck wildly, and said to Odin through the Ares III speaker: "I promised

George, I will always be at the forefront, and I will do what I say~"

As he spoke, Alvin fully activated Ares III, waving a group of battle axes, stepping on wild footsteps, and rushed toward the dense group of demons below the hillside.

Gu Yi saw that Alvin was about to hit the barrier he had set up. Just as he was about to speak, he was shocked to see a hole in the space barrier he had set up being cut by Alvin with an axe. Then the Tomahawk Phoenix burst out with a level 22

The fire storm opened a thirty or forty meter long flame channel in the group of demons clinging to the space barrier.

The "Sanctuary Aura" on the Tomahawk Law Enforcer burst out, turning Alvin's body into a place of death for demons.

Alvin did not completely release his combat power. "Fire Storm" and "Sanctuary Aura" were not very large-scale attack magic. He just broke into the dense group of demons alone, attracting those who seemed to have no brains.

The Chiritans came to fight.

You want the Tesseract, don't you? Loki's spear is in my hand, and no one can close that fucking Tesseract without it.

The demons were already angry. First, two outsiders broke in and knocked their boss into the bottom of the lava river. Now there is a Tin Woodman coming to attack with an army. How can they bear this?

The Kirita people are even more troubled. We are working. What are you, a bunch of low-end planet natives doing, causing trouble? Do you still want to cover our goals? Blast you!

The extremely angry demons pushed up a large number of cannon fodder, crazily squeezing Alvin who was charging wildly, trying to resist Alvin's wild impact with the flesh and blood of the same kind!

On the other hand, various strange-looking demons with long-range attack capabilities began to attack the Kirita motorcycle riders roaring from the sky under the cover of their tall companions.

In several red valleys in the distance, a large number of red flying dragons began to rise into the sky, howling and spitting out flames more than ten meters long, and strangled the Kirita people.

Sometimes the battlefield is like this. Once the flames of war are ignited, it will burn, burn, burn~ Especially when both sides are domineering and have no brains, as long as they start fighting, they will be there and no one will scream because of it.

Stop and stop. It will only end when one party falls completely!

Didn't you see that the Kiritans were indiscriminately bombing the demons around him in order to hunt down Alvin?

Alvin's heroic ax blow cut off the head of a tall demon, activating the level 22 "Fire Storm" to open a wide passage dozens of meters forward again.

He was happily about to continue rushing forward when he saw an unlucky Kiritan being knocked off a low-flying aerial motorcycle. The Kiritan who had fallen over let out a howl as if he had no fear, and took out

The energy weapons behind him kept shooting at the dense demons surrounding him.

The energy weapons of these Chiritans are so powerful that it takes humans to shoot dozens of times with heavy machine guns to kill the gluttonous demons. However, under their energy weapons, they were beaten to pieces with just one blow.

Alvin glanced through the space channel at the huge Kirita mothership that was staying in the universe. Countless Kirita fish were flying in and out of the mothership like little bugs.

Alvin is now glad that his mind is still clear and he did not agree to Stark's damn plan. Now it seems that luring the Kiritans to Earth to start a war is simply a hopelessly stupid choice.

As long as I can't kill them all in one strike, the earth will definitely be in trouble!

Letting a conceited scientist decide the direction of a war is irresponsible to the people of the world! The stupidest thing is that I was almost convinced by Stark!

After regaining his composure, Alvin ferociously hacked to death several demons besieging Kirita's "airborne". He laughed and used "Fire Storm" to create a large space around the brave airborne, allowing his companions in the sky to be safe.

Courage down bravely.

What does it look like when two armies are facing each other without infantry?

As soon as Alvin finished his action, he patted the dumbfounded brave airborne soldier on the shoulder, then yelled slogans that no one could understand, and broke into the demons' formation.

A big Kirita fish saw the opportunity, completely ignoring the dozens of red fire dragons hanging on its body, and swiftly passed over the head of the brave "airborne soldier". A large number of Kirita ground troops were dropped, and that

The brave alone babies gathered in the middle.

The first reaction of these Kirita ground troops when they came down was to throw a large number of high-energy bombs around them, causing a terrifying wave of blood among the demons.

Immediately afterwards, the Kirita Big Fish, who was about to be burned through by the fire dragon that day, plunged into the ground without hesitation, creating more space for his brave airborne troops.

Then the second big fish also rushed down~

Odin was dumbfounded as he watched Alvin "lead" the Kiritas alone to start a stupid war with countless demons that might go down in history!

"It's not right for him to do this. It's too cruel." Odin looked at Ancient One awkwardly and said.

The bald Ancient Yi calmly looked at the bloody battlefield and the extremely brave figure. A strange smile appeared on the corner of his mouth and said: "What's wrong? The earth has been conservative for too long. Someone has to come.

Promote its power to all races in the universe!

We can’t hide it now, can we?”

As she spoke, Gu Yi happily formed a seal with her hands, and then with a sharp movement, a pair of fan-shaped orange-red mana blades were thrown into the sky by her, spinning rapidly among dozens of Kirita people who were charging downward~

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