Chapter 465 Speech
Alvin looked at the confused female reporter with a smile, and said with a smile: "You don't have to worry about the adults in Hell's Kitchen, your colleagues who understand the truth will handle it.
Your kindness is very valuable, and we must protect it. Letting kindness be hurt is something no one wants to see."
There was a burst of laughter from the reporters in the audience~~
Alvin nodded at them and said with a smile: "You bastards need to take it easy, you will never find such a good girl, I'm serious!"
The laughter in the audience became even louder, and some people cheered and shouted: "I think I can do it, I am as kind as her~~~"
Alvin looked at the bald and pudgy male reporter, smiled and complained: "News of the World reporters have nothing to do with kindness.
Everyone is just trying to make ends meet, don’t pretend to be kind~~ Have you asked Kindness? Does it agree?
Brother, you can come to our Hell’s Kitchen to open a branch. As long as you give enough money, no one will throw rotten eggs at you~~
In fact, I am also very interested in the tidbits about celebrities, you are all fucking talents~~"
As he said this, amidst a burst of laughter, the fat bald man, who was probably in a rather high position, laughed and cursed at his colleagues around him.
This isn't a press conference, this is just a speech from a mecha warrior from Hell's Kitchen.
His humorous gags will not offend anyone even if he makes a few sarcastic remarks.
The fat bald man laughed, gave Alvin the middle finger, and shouted: "Alvin, you're done, we're targeting you.
I will make every date of yours appear in the newspaper~~~Our front page tomorrow will be you hugging the shoulder of the female reporter, we are good at making up stories~~You are finished~~"
Alvin nonchalantly gave the bald man a middle finger and said, "I guess my girlfriend will write you a thank-you note!
You have blocked my way to cheat!
Hey~~This actually sounds pretty “just”!”
The crowd at the scene was thoroughly amused by the interaction during the gag, which was much funnier than any talk show or the like.
The fat bald man pretended to hold out his belly and brag about something to his colleagues around him. Of course he knew what he usually did.
However, Alvin's response was the most satisfactory to him ever. It was not hypocritical, not artificial, and full of freedom and ease.
Fatty Bald decided to go back and write a report about Alvin and Hell's Kitchen, using what he learned in school to report the matter from the most objective and fair perspective.
This will not only satisfy your current sense of "justice", but it will also generate huge sales. What could be better than this?
I’m not born with a tendency to make things up, and I once aspired to win the “Pulitzer Prize for Journalism”!
The female reporter was also amused. She is a staunch leftist reporter, and her "political correctness" is the reason why she got the opportunity in the newspaper.
Alvin's words made her a little confused. When did kindness start to require a bottom line?
"Alvin, don't you want justice for everyone in Hell's Kitchen?"
Alvin spread his hands towards the reporters and said with a smile: "Look, this is really an angel. You must cherish her. If you bastards dare to make up nonsense about her tomorrow, I will go to your newspaper and beat her up."
You guys, I’m serious~~”
There was another burst of laughter, and a handsome young reporter shouted loudly: "You are right, angels should receive preferential treatment~~"
Alvin gave the young reporter a thumbs up and said with a smile: "You bastard are very good at finding time. Let us ask this later~~"
Looking at Alvin's face, the female reporter touched her hair and said, "Louise, Lois Lane."
After hearing this, Alvin smiled and said: "You must never have a boyfriend named Clark Kent.
Otherwise, I’m afraid I’ll get beaten~~”
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In a high-end apartment building on the Upper East Side of New York, the trusted Mayor of New York, Donald Depp, watched Alvin on TV, slapping his thighs and laughing loudly, and said to a young woman sitting next to him: "Ika, you
See, this guy is a genius! I like him so much!
The guys who wrote my speeches were trash.
If my speech can have half the atmosphere of his, I feel like I can run for President of the United States."
The beautiful Ika glanced at his father and said: "Yesterday you said you would keep a distance from him, even if he is Stark's best friend. For this reason, you even declined invitations to Stark exhibitions.
You may have forgotten that he sent that Raymond to help you become the mayor of New York!"
Donald was stunned for a moment, smiled awkwardly, and said, "Well~~why don't I remember anything? The recent weather must have affected my memory.
This Alvin has always been my friend~~"
Facing his father's performance, Ika rolled his eyes speechlessly. Ever since he entered politics, his father has...well~~it's not a good girl to say bad things about her father~~
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Alvin spread his hands towards the handsome young reporter and said: "Man, your competitors are very strong, but I am happy to support you!
Because Clark may fly back to Krypton at any time, facing aliens, we must unite!"
Alvin's words caused a burst of laughter. He was not joking, but smiled at Louise and said: "You asked me before if I wanted Hell's Kitchen to be treated fairly.
I'm telling you, I want it!
I want justice for everyone in the world, not just Hell's Kitchen.
But it is just fair treatment, not "preferential treatment" with pity, or other types of "preferential treatment" that are more excessive~~ You know, I don't really approve of those~~
I am more willing to believe that hard work will pay off. I am more willing to believe that people must save themselves first before they can obtain salvation~~
Everyone in Hell's Kitchen probably has a story, good, bad, or even bizarre~~
In the past, they wanted to save themselves but could not find a way or hope.
Now I hope you will use the pen in your hand to write hope for those people."
As he spoke, Alvin looked into Louise's eyes and said seriously: "I was born in Hell's Kitchen, and I understand it.
There are more assholes than good people in Hell's Kitchen. Don't be impulsive. Some of your opinions may hurt the good.
It will be counterproductive in the end!”
Facing Louise's thinking, Alvin glanced at the Hell's Kitchen team, he suddenly smiled and said: "I'll tell you a story.
I have a neighbor, I'll call him Old Kent. He once left Hell's Kitchen and moved to a small town in New Jersey.
One day there was a gas leak in his neighbor's house, but the neighbor was not at home.
He opened the neighbor's door, turned off the gas for him, and saved his pet cat.
As a result, there was an alarm in the neighbor's house, the police came, and everyone knew that he was from Hell's Kitchen.
His neighbors held a meeting and forced him to sell the house there. So he returned to Hell's Kitchen~~
If someone could say a word for him at that time, there would be one less wandering soul in Hell's Kitchen now.
See, this is the prejudice people have about Hell’s Kitchen!”
As he spoke, Alvin held down Louise, who was about to jump up in excitement, and said: "Calm down, Louise, calm down! Listen to what I have to say.
Hell's Kitchen not only has people like Old Kent who want to get out of there, but also many drug addicts, drug dealers, thieves, and robbers~~
They don't want to work, they live every day like it's their last.
People's fear of Hell's Kitchen is not unreasonable. Countless evil souls gather here.
Let us first help those who still have hope, and let those who are not even willing to save themselves stay in Hell's Kitchen and let Hell's Kitchen digest their souls.
Louise, you are a good girl!
But people’s kindness has its limits. What will you do when people listen to your advice, do what you say, and are hurt in the end?”
Louise frowned, looked at Alvin who was smiling, pointed at the team in Hell's Kitchen, and asked: "Don't you care about the feelings of those people? They should all be from Hell's Kitchen.
And as you said, who should we help the most?"
Alvin glanced at the guys in Hell's Kitchen who were laughing and joking, and said with a smile: "They definitely don't care what I say about them, because we are in the same group~~
Hell's Kitchen is full of vicious souls, and I am the most vicious among them~~
Believe me, you have been chatting with me for so long during the live broadcast, and I think you are a good girl.
The door to Hell's Kitchen is open for you!
You can travel unimpeded there and no one will give you any trouble, I told you!"
When Alvin spoke, the team in Hell's Kitchen was already boiling. What could be more impressive to these guys than saying "We are in this together"?
A strong man like Alvin is willing to wander in hell with him, what the hell is there to say?
We are bad guys to begin with, but if we are "sympathized" by others, will we stop selling marijuana? Stop the pimp business? Just kidding! Bad guys also need to eat~~
Alvin ignored the ghost howls of a bunch of gangster fools and said to Louise: "Look~~ remember to stay away from these bastards when you encounter them! They will lead you bad~
If you are willing, go and have a look at my community school, where the people who need help the most are the children!”
As he spoke, Alvin looked ahead with a somewhat distracted look, and said softly: "They have carried "original sin" with them since birth, and they don't even know what crime they have committed!
They struggle in the world with the label Hell's Kitchen.
What did they do wrong?
Help them, let them crawl out of the mire and never come back!
Don't always look at the Hell's Kitchen label above their heads.
I gathered them in school, where they studied hard just to be able to leave there one day.
Don't look at them with prejudice, don't let them crawl out of one hell and into another!
Chapter completed!