483 The Scumbag(1/2)
(There is a crowdfunding monthly ticket activity in Qidian. I can't understand it, but I ask for it. I think it's quite hardworking during this period, wuwuwu.)
The long-lost monthly exam has finally come.
The ancient well Wubo that Lin Xiaoxian showed in front of Chen Ming once made Chen Ming feel that he was pretending to be a competing.
But after real exams, Lin Xiaoxian was still the first to go out of the exam room.
Chen Ming, who was in the same exam room as him, was deeply tortured. When he was scratching his head, he saw this person standing up and handing the papers with his head.
That kind of mental pressure would be fine if it comes from a class monitor, a study committee member, and a good old student.
But when Lin Xiaoxian, who is also the Four Illusion Gods, made Chen Ming feel particularly annoyed and irritable.
...
"Brother Xian! Are you still a brother!" Before taking the last comprehensive science exam, Chen Ming angrily scolded Lin Xiaoxian.
"Nonsense." Lin Xiaoxian hugged his shoulders, "Or what? Do you want to be my wife?"
"Mom! You are a man of labor, can you get out?"
Chen Ming quickly slipped out from under his arm.
Very skilled because I am often fooled by my brothers around me and have conditioned reflexes.
"Brother Xian, let me tell you, don't hand over the papers so early after the exam?"
“Why?”
"It's annoying to see!"
Chen Ming became irritable, and his face became congested, making him look like he was white and red:
"You really have to leave, but you can give me the answers to multiple-choice questions?"
"Oh, obviously..."
"Depend on!"
Chen Ming blurted out, and then felt that he was not manly enough, so he added a word with a stronger tone:
"Damn it! Call me Brother Ming!"
"Okay, Xiao Ming..." Lin Xiaoxian said earnestly, "This summer vacation is over and it will be the third year of high school. I suggest you study hard, at least you can take the undergraduate degree, otherwise you will regret it in the future."
"What do you regret?" Chen Ming curled his lips, "My father said that if he couldn't get into college, he would give me the store. He also passed on his skills to me to inherit the family business!"
"Just that braised dish restaurant in your house?"
"Yes, you can earn hundreds of thousands a year..."
"How to say..." Lin Xiaoxian smacked his lips, "It's okay, it's good to have a kiss when the business is made, and it's great to find a young wife to live with him. As for Chen Chen..."
Chen Ming's ears moved and frowned with guilt:
"Brother Xian, you're fucking me, suddenly mention what she's doing..."
"It's nothing, just imagine it."
Lin Xiaoxian continued to imagine:
"At that time, Chen Chen should be like us, learning knowledge and makeup in college, and after he becomes more generous and beautiful, he will actively participate in various exciting clubs, and then meet the tall, rich and handsome guys in the club, and then..."
"Enough is enough!"
Chen Ming took out his ears and suddenly felt that Lin Xiaoxian's imagination was even more annoying than his attitude of handing in advance.
I lowered my head and looked at the sloppy and perfunctory cheats in my hands...
Let’s take a look at Liu Wei who is increasingly red and Zheng Wen beside him…
Finally, take a closer look at the cute deskmate Chen Chen...
"Hey, Chen Ming, where are you going?"
"Sharpen the gun at the last minute, review it for a while..."
Looking at Chen Ming's back as he waved his hand impatiently back to his seat, Lin Xiaoxian seemed to see the light of the righteous path shining on his ass...
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After the monthly exam, the entire Class 7 was as usual.
As Teacher Zhang predicted, this question is difficult, and some extremely difficult questions have been agreed by most people, so that a few people in the group have just discussed choosing b or c. People who are far away in the three groups know which question they are talking about without asking. Let’s shout from the air:
“Choose a!”
“a?”
"Fart! Either b or c, you can get out."
"I laughed, He Yuchao also chose a! I understand?"
"Mao! Is it true or false?"
The sudden change made the atmosphere here instantly solidify, and the discussion began to enter the next new category. The people involved seemed extremely nervous, blushing and white, and very nervous.
In contrast, Lin Xiaoxian was of course relaxed and patted his deskmate on the shoulder:
"Yuan'er, Fang Sheng swears and said the word "mao". Let's criticize him together?"
"Lin Xiaoxian, are you mocking me?"
Su Yuan stared at Lin Xiaoxian's smiley face with dissatisfaction, and stopped calling her husband.
"Where is it?"
After Lin Xiaoxian gave her a stick, she did not forget to give her a candy, and immediately came over to praise her with whispers:
"Wife, you are so nice. You are still secretly calling your husband at school."
Su Yuan hummed disdainfully:
"This is also sensible..."
"Why doesn't it count? Do you know? I'm not allowed to call her baby at school... It's awkward, you're not so good at all."
"Hmph, just know..."
Su Yuan was proud, and she naturally knew who that "so-so" was. In this way, she was indeed more sensible than her...
Next, Lin Xiaoxian bombed several sugar-coated shells, and the innocent classmate Su Yuan was immersed in it, and did not notice the "conspiracy" behind Lin Xiaoxian's preparation.
Finally, after licking my deskmate dizzy and being so beautiful that I couldn't find him, Lin Xiaoxian changed his tone and frowned:
"Huh? Su Yuan, I suddenly realized that the seats in the class seemed to be different from those before we went to No. 7 Middle School."
"Ah? You just noticed it?"
Su Yuan was surprised, her husband was so stupid, why did he feel smart and confused?
"Yes, the overall situation has not changed, but wasn't Liu Wei in the first row before? Now he is in the second row? And Sister Ma, why did he run behind me? No wonder he is rarely harassed by her now..."
My stupid husband gave a few examples in confusion, and Su Yuan patiently explained to him:
"You are stupid. When we went to No. 7 Middle School, the class also had to take the monthly exam. After the monthly exam, we had to change the position according to the scores. We changed twice, of course it was different from before."
"Swoog! So that's how it is!"
Lin Xiaoxian "suddenly realized":
"So, after this monthly exam, I have to change my position again, right?"
"Yeah, yeah."
Su Yuan nodded, then his face calmed down, and a confused shock surged on his face, and he felt something in an instant:
"Lin Xiaoxian! You...where do you want to run away again!"
"Ahem..." Lin Xiaoxian's face turned hot, "Yuan'er...Yuanbao...Don't be excited..."
"You said you wouldn't leave me again! You don't keep your word! You... you scumbag!"
The classroom after the exam was noisy, and the word "scumbag" didn't seem loud, but it still didn't prevent Ma Weiwei, who had the most gossip in the class, suddenly looked up and glanced around.
...
"Sister Ma, what's wrong with you?"
"I seem to hear a girl scolding a scumbag."
"I'm convinced. Please read less Star Weekly, I'll give you magic every day..."
...
I glanced around and saw nothing.
Is it really auditory hallucination?
Ma Weiwei narrowed her eyes in confusion and saw only the front of her. Lin Xiaoxian and his ambiguous deskmate were gathered together, as if she was covering her mouth or something. From her limbs, she looked very greasy and scented.
Alas...
Ma Weiwei smacked her tongue and looked at the four groups in the distance. She was playing the game of pinching breasts with the study committee member...
To be continued...