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Chapter 101: Prescribe the right medicine

"Fire Crow! I know you are the most righteous! Do you watch me suffer when I am suffering? Don't you give me a brother?"

Li Taibai's second target of help was the Fire Crow, who had always had the best reputation for being a hero, and had beaten him the gourd that was pretending to be wine.

Fire Crow glanced at Li Taibai, who was wrapped in an old lady's feet, and laughed loudly, without any thoughts of empathy.

"Ta white! Everyone thinks that if you drink too much, it is easy to become an alcoholic and delay trouble. I advise you a lot, right?

"But you never listened and continued to drink like a drunkard.

"It seems to me that this time I helped you quit drinking. For example, if you tie you up for thirty days, if you don't work, you will 60 days. I guess you will quit drinking successfully.

"Great, quack!"

The usually taciturn Fire Crow can even say such a trick, which makes people look at him with admiration.

However, Li Taibai was miserable.

Bond me for thirty days, especially not letting me drink?

Just kill me.

Don’t you know that I, Li Taibai, cannot be without alcohol for a day?

Thinking of this, he really wants to drink now.

The more you want to drink, the less you can’t drink. The more you don’t want to drink, the more you want to drink, the more you want to drink, the more intense this cycle of lack and thirst becomes.

This made Li Taibai, a famous big shot, almost crazy.

He pulled his throat and shouted loudly: "Who will save me Li Taibai! I will get me a glass of wine. I won't pick it. Just the worst one!"

After shouting, no one paid attention to him and shouted again: "Come on, why are you so slow? Quickly! I thank you for your eight generations of ancestors."

After shouting, he waited for a while, but no one paid attention to him. He shouted again: "Give me a glass of wine, I will exchange it for good things, I have so many good things."

Seeing that it seems to be not very attractive, because no one is moving, I increase the reward: "Give me a glass of wine, I'll give you a big golden ball!"

"Or no one brings me wine? Two big golden balls! I only have two, I will give them all to you."

"No one is moved yet? Forget it, you are all dead!

"I beg you livestock, horses, give me a glass of wine. I will provide you with night grass for your whole life. Isn't it not that horses do not have night grass without night grass, but aren't they fat?"

"You are so cruel and ruthless? Tell me what you want. Just give me a glass of wine, and I, Li Taibai, promise to find it for you."

In fact, Li Taibai's proposal has touched the hearts of many livestock.

On the surface, they were indifferent, and they were discussing it enthusiastically in the water group.

The Hantan man-eating crocodile was drooling and drooping his tongue: "I haven't eaten serious food for a long time. Why don't you agree to him and ask him to make me something to eat?

"Hehe, it's not difficult to deal with. It's just a damn person who will let me punish him for death."

As he said that, the saliva flowed into a river.

As soon as he finished speaking, he was strongly opposed by the giant salamander: "Why should I eat milk? Why should I eat humans or live people? I object, I want to eat milk.

"Mom, uncle, you can do whatever you come."

The proposal of giant salamander was supported by everyone, while the bad idea of ​​eating crocodile in the Hantan was scolded by Shuixing.

Warn it, and any netizens, are not allowed to mention the idea of ​​cannibalism.

The discussion formed a decision, and then the Water Store told Li Taibai on behalf of the beasts: "We received your request. After careful discussion, we finally formed a resolution: refuse your request, don't talk about wine, and you can't give you any other food and drink. You will die."

After hearing this answer, Li Taibai was furious and said that you are really livestock!

Shui Xing smiled and said, "Thank you for sure. It seems that it's better not to drink. Even if the lungs are irritated, your head will still be clear."

The thank you from Shui Xing was like a fuse igniting a cartridge, and Li Taibai exploded at that time.

I don't know if it's pretending or real this time.

He struggled to stand up and roared, "You guys are too much! Do you really think I can't break off this small rope? What kind of rope is tied up? Can I compare to those immortals? Want to tie me up? I'm too overestimating my abilities, see how I break the shackles and return to freedom!"

While speaking, he swelled up his internal strength or internal energy, and his whole body swelled up.

Looking at the rope that was not very majestic again, it did not change much. The rope rings that tied him tightly seemed to be bigger.

At first, everyone was very worried, thinking that Li Taibai and others had great supernatural powers, one of which was that they were tall and were scary in their bodies.

Unfortunately, I don’t know if it’s because he doesn’t have it or not, but I can’t show it. Li Taibai just stopped there after a big round.

Li Taibai was a little disbelief and muttered: "I don't usually tell you about the heaven and earth, but it's a big mountain and a small matter!

"Today everything is full of evil, why is it not as big as those beasts? I don't believe in evil!"

As he said that, he repeated it again just now.

The result is the same, not as big as the previous one.

Perhaps because of his lack of exercise and physical weakness, Li Taibai sweated all over his body after such trouble.

The adverse reactions that were not resolved just now were even worse, at least twice as much as before.

Li Taibai shouted: "I want to drink!"

Then he stood up and lay on the ground.

Everyone was shocked and thought that this person was very popular and died of suicide.

But when Hua Xiansheng looked at the nearby one, Li Taibai's eyes were rumbling around, and nothing happened.

I guess I am thinking about how to get wine and relieve my appetite.

At this time, Hua Sheng, who was flying thirty-six flying knives in his hand, came over and gave Li Taibai a suggestion.

"Taibai, I am Hua Sheng, my ancestor is Hua Tuo. In the name of the doctor's treatment of the patient, I recommend that I perform a minor operation for you myself.

“It is to remove the organ you are addicted to alcohol, and it can be completed in just one minute.

"What do you think? This is a solution to the problem once and for all. I will give it to you for free if I agree."

Li Taibai said: "I know Hua Tuo, it's very reliable; why are you so uncontrollable? What's the point of living without drinking? Get out of here!"

Watson said: "It turns out to be foolish!"

Turning the flying knife, he left.

The old girl came over to smooth things over: "Old Li! Just accept the little girls and admit defeat."

Li Taibai had a stutter on his neck: "The head can fall off, but he can't admit his loss!"

Even the fire crow came out and spoke again, all of whom were persuading Li Taibai to surrender.

But today Li Taibai was like taking gun medicine, and he was just a stubborn person.

Hua Xiansheng was watching there, and suddenly had a plan.

He started to ask people to implement it: "Xiao Lian, and Da Hui, you two lazy dogs, go for my work!"

The two guys ran over with great honor. Hua Xiansheng whispered and ordered, and the guy ran away quickly.

After a while, Xiao Lian and Dahui ran over with six bottles.

When Kong Yuliang saw it, hehe, they are all famous wines! And they are all famous wines from later generations.

It is at least a hundred times better than the famous wines of the prosperous Tang Dynasty that Li Taibai drank.
Chapter completed!
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