Chapter two hundred and eighty seventh took the chair
The one-eyed man who was knocked down was not too tall and could not find him. The Taoist priest hugged the crowd, hugged a circle of fists, and said, "We in Yongshan Town, Xiwudang martial arts, everyone has seen it. Seeing it is true, hearing it is false. That eye also said that my skills are unfathomable. Is there anyone who is willing to practice martial arts? If you are willing to practice martial arts, you can come out, and the tuition fee is a little expensive."
One of the people in the crowd said, "I hit the ground too fast, don't you see clearly?"
The Taoist priest looked at him, wondering who said it? After thinking about it, he said to everyone: "Ah, this, why don't I show you another skill to everyone. Perform one, and kick the knee."
"Knee kicking performance?" The thin man who spoke before said something and asked, "What is a knee kicking performance?"
The Taoist priest looked around and said, "Who has a chair? I'll sit down and perform."
“I have chairs at home.”
When everyone heard the sound, they saw that many people in the village knew this person, but the Taoist priest and his disciples did not know him. The person who spoke was not someone else, but was Lao De, who taught a private school in the northwest corner of this crossroads.
"Is that old virtue?" Someone said something in the crowd.
The Taoist priest walked towards the northwest corner of the onlookers and asked, "Who said he has a chair?" He said that, and stood in the crowd and looked in.
Lao De stood in front of him and said, "I'll say it."
When the Taoist priest heard this, he looked at the person in front of him, who was about the same height as him, and said, "You are talking about the earth?"
Lao De replied: "I'll say it."
The Taoist priest hugged Lao De and asked, "May I ask, are you practicing martial arts?"
Lao De replied: "I teach in a private school, teach in the Analects of Confucius, Mencius. I am not a martial arts practitioner."
The old de spoke with bad breath. The Taoist priest covered his nose and stepped back, asking, "What is this gentleman's name? Can you get a chair?"
When Lao De saw the Taoist priest covering his nose and hiding back, he felt a little unhappy. Lao De had read the Analects of Confucius. Although he was a little unhappy, when virtue came up, Lao De quickly dissolved the displeasure and said, "This Taoist priest, please wait a moment. I will go to the private school and bring you a chair." After that, he turned around and squeezed out of the crowd, turned around and said to the Taoist priest, "Just call Lao De."
The Taoist priest thought he squeezed out directly, but he didn't expect to turn around and tell himself what his name was. The Taoist priest clasped his fists and said, "Oh, your name is Lao De." As soon as the Taoist priest finished speaking, Lao De squeezed out.
Lao De went out, looked back, didn't say anything, and went directly to the private school.
The village owner came to find Lao De. When he saw Lao De, he did not say hello to Lao De rashly, but asked Lao De to go first. Anyway, Lao De lives here and can't run away. After watching the fun, he went to Lao De's private school again.
There was a parent of the child from Laode’s private school in the crowd. One of the children said, “How come Laode doesn’t teach the child?”
"I'm slacking off." Someone in the crowd said.
The child who was talking looked at him and asked, "Who is talking about the ground?" After a look, no one responded.
"This old devil is also slacking off." The man said the slacking off again in the crowd.
The child's mother looked at him, but still didn't know who said that, and asked, "Who said that?" After looking around, no one responded.
"No matter how you look at Lao De, it's not like a slacking off site." The slacking off said another among the crowd.
The boy looked at him after hearing this: "Who said that?"
There were seven or eight people looking back at the place where the child looked, and then the people behind him also followed their eyes and looked back. The child still didn't know who said what he said, "Who? Shameless!"
After the kid's mother scolded, the person who said Lao De was slacking off squeezed out and changed the place, saying, "I said Lao De, why are you scolding me? Do you do it!" After that, he immediately changed the place.
The child was fucked and shouted, "Who! Come out, your wife raises the land, dare to take advantage of me! I'll fuck your mother!" The child was fucked and continued to scold, "Get out, the turtle shy, the turtle hidden in the head, the dog wife raises the land! Come out! Come out, you dare to take advantage of me! Look for death!"
The person who said that Lao De was slacking off and didn't know where he was hiding. He listened to the scolding and had to eat the scolding. It was difficult to curse him back, because he had to expose himself as soon as he scolded. There was no way, so he had to endure it.
The child scolded him a lot, but no one replied. He looked around and turned around and called him to come and leave.
The priest clasped his fists to the onlookers and said, "Everyone wait, wait for that old man to bring the chair, I will perform a knee-kick for everyone, scientific name, and fly as soon as you touch it."
The crowd asked, "Is there really that god?"
When the Taoist priest heard this, he looked at him and didn't know who asked. He said, "God or not, we will know at a glance."
As he spoke, Lao De walked out of his private school carrying a chair and shouted, "Please give in." When everyone saw this, they all gave way to him.
Lao De carried the stool in, and the Taoist priest reached out to pick up the chair and said, "Thank you, Mr. Lao De."
Lao Dedao: "A gentleman is kind to others and is happy to help others. Taoist priests don't need to thank you."
The Taoist priest hugged Lao De and turned around to put the chair in place, let the disciple go back, and called out another disciple. The disciple did not wear a Taoist hat and the village towel, and half of his head fell off.
The priest said to the apprentice who had lost half of his head, "You're ready." As he said that, he sat on the chair. He was afraid of his hands and patted his knees on both knees, and said to everyone, "Everyone is ready." He said, patted one leg and knee and said to the apprentice, "Come on, use force."
The onlookers looked at the audience intently. The apprentice stretched out his foot and tried it, and then kicked the master on his knee. The master was not moving when he sat there. Somehow, the apprentice kicked up, feeling a little stopped, and fell backwards and fell to the ground. It could be more than two meters away.
Seeing his disciple fall to the ground, the master pointed at the other disciples and said, "You can continue behind him."
The disciple got up by himself, and two other disciples of Taoist priests came to continue.
The master patted one leg and said, "Come on, come again."
The apprentice, who had half his head lost, walked forward and kicked the master's knee. Just like last time, he felt that he stopped for a moment, then retreated to the ground, and the two Taoist priests behind him received their arms.
When the onlookers saw this, they opened their eyes wide and opened their mouths, and they were a little disbelief. What did they not believe? They all thought that when his master didn't move, he kicked it up, why was it like a spring?
Just as the onlookers were suspicious, the priest patted one leg and said, "Come again. Kick it right."
The apprentice whose head had fallen halfway down had been helped up. She fell twice and her heart beat faster. She kicked her baldly, but the apprentice was a person who had practiced it. She felt that she stopped and immediately retreated to the ground. The two Taoists held his arms.
Chapter completed!