Chapter 5 PUBG Edition fairy tale town
When he finished speaking, Tom Tsang suddenly felt something was wrong. This sentence should not be said from the anchor. He was an internet celebrity after all. Maybe there would be a scene of himself talking in the headlines in the news later. Will this make him too dirty?
"Ahem, dear, don't get me wrong. I'm just joking with Master No. 1. How can I *** be in this game? There is no such mechanism yet. Even GTA can't be in it, right?" Brother Tom explained to his fans.
"Stop talking, after a long time, Brother Tom is the old dirty turtle."
"Tell us the address and send you the decontamination powder."
"My big knife is already hungry and thirsty"
"Give you a boom7"
"Please take off Brother Tom's clothes and take off his underwear."
"Yes! Please take off the anchor's big underwear."
“Take it off…”
"Tututuotuo!"
Soon, the words in Tomko's barrage maintained a highly consistent formation.
But An Yi didn't have that time. After tied up No. 3, he said to No. 2: "Let's go, drive to the safe area!"
After saying that, An Yi put on the second-level armor, second-level bag, and tonics that were removed from No. 3, and then hung the ak on the snap on the other side.
In this way, he has the configuration of s12k plus akm, and now he looks like a warrior!
It’s just that I’m dressing up, and I feel comfortable and have a special feeling, that is, it’s heavy. If I go back to the real world, I need to exercise well. I just don’t know if the successful chicken eating means that the game is over and I will return to reality.
Looking forward!
"I'm so stupid... I actually snatched my equipment. Aren't you hang up? I'll use a set of magical equipment and pretend to be in front of me! I won't play anymore!" No. 3 was so angry that he didn't withdraw from the game, but he just shouted and scolded in the headset.
"Didn't you hit me just now? I'm not showing off? What do you think you can do to us just by quitting the game? Tell you, just lie down and I will take you to the finals!" An Yi was also angry. While saying that, he dragged No. 3's leg towards the other side of the stairs.
"It's as heavy as a dead pig, but fortunately I'm very strong!" An Yi dragged hard while shouting and scolding.
At this time, Tom Tom was speechless and said I was silent, okay! I could actually tie No. 3, and then I would take him to the finals!
"My buddy! I'm loyal! I'm convinced!" Brother Tom couldn't help but praise him.
No. 3 means being confused. What does No. 1 mean? To bring yourself into the finals? That's a good thing! What if you eat chicken?
"You want to take me into the finals circle, but you will help me up! One more person, more strength, right?" No. 3 immediately changed his words.
"Do you have some backbone in Number 3? Didn't you say you're hanging up?" Brother Tom joked, but he still followed him and licked the remaining equipment of Number 3. The ump9 must be brought with him, and he gave up a troll.
"That... No. 1, please help No. 3 up, otherwise he won't get in the car?" Brother Tom said kindly.
An Yi did not rush to answer, but while No. 2 was watching dumbfoundedly, the rear door of the Jeep was opened, and then No. 3 was dragged into the car by him.
"This... is so scary!" Tom Ge thought to himself: "There is such an operation? Is this a virtual reality slap?"
"Awesome! I am really convinced of this operation! I beg for the address I bought!"
"I want to do it too. I really want to hang up for the first time!"
"Brother Tom, remember to add Master a friend after the game."
"I'll log in to the game and add him now. Call him anyi, right? It's easy to remember!"
Many fans looked at them with their hands tied up, dragged them away, opened the jeep door, and dragged them into the car. They were really the same as playing, and they were inexplicably looking forward to this kind of hanging?
If the game's scenery wasn't Jedi Island, these fans, including the anchor Tomko, wouldn't they think they were playing Grand Theft Speed? And Grand Theft Speed isn't so realistic!
No. 3 was also shocked. He sat in front of the computer and watched his representative figure being dragged into the car, speechless and curious, so he had nothing to say and couldn't move, so he said, "Does No. 1 like to listen to music? I want to listen to music. If you don't mind, then I'll let it go. If you mind, forget it."
"Hey, Brother No. 1, you are driving!" No. 3 said to No. 1 sitting in the driving position while looking for the song, while No. 2 Tom was sitting in the passenger cab and kept silent.
As soon as An Yi got into the car, he took off the gun and placed it in the back row. No. 3 was drooling. His game screen showed his equipment, but he was in a state of falling down and could not kneel down and lick it! Depressed.
An Yi relaxed all over and then replied casually: "You don't sing, I have the passion of a Russian driving?"
In fact, the specific situation is like this: I got on the car with confidence, but the jeep didn’t have the car keys, so he was looking for the keys everywhere!
"Hehe, then I'll give the fairy tale of the starter to suppress the shock, it's suitable for eating chicken!" No. 3's lowly laughter rang out.
"The lyrical songs like Fairy Tale Town are suitable for eating chicken? Don't you want to put DJ in the chicken? This number three is also funny, I'm afraid it's not a fat man?"
"My sister's song is nice and nice. She always sings a river that winds around P City, and is stained with the sour smell of the poisonous circle and drinks Coke outside the circle."
"Airs with numerous searches for supplies are involved in a battle of steel guns"
"Let all the supplies be back, back to the third-level bag of old Yin's slut"
In Tom Ge's barrage, fans have already played the lyrics of one of the fairy tale modified versions of Demon Suppression.
The prelude sounded, which refreshed An Yi. He had never heard of the tune of this song! The comfortable and relaxed style is very suitable for the personality of an artistic young man like An Yi.
Next is the man's singing, which made An Yi frown. This is a bit shattering, and it is definitely not professional.
“I heard that Jedi is very mysterious”
"Old otaku is waiting for the courier"
"I heard that there are many experts at the airport"
"The immortals jump there too"
"I heard..."
No. 3 is still playing the fairy tale of demon-suppressing the car, but An Yi suddenly got out of the car. He really didn't find the starting key. He currently does not have the ability to pull out two wires and touch them like a master, so he has to let No. 2 drive.
"Why did you get off the car?" Tom Brother was puzzled, but he also controlled the game characters to get off the car.
In An Yi's eyes, he got off the car like teleportation, but An Yi was not surprised, and this is the game mechanism.
"Go and drive!" An Yi didn't say that he couldn't drive. At this moment, the mysterious sound came into An Yi's ears. It was the sound of the poison circle starting to brush again. And An Yi didn't know where the next wave of the poison circle would be, so he had to let No. 2 drive.
"You can't drive?" Tom Ge asked subconsciously, but the fans in the barrage began to curse No. 1.
"This b can really be pretended, but I will support you in order to hang up!"
"Without having sex, I also have to be so pretentious, specializing in choosing female characters and dancing striptease!"
"My account is a female character. I don't know if I can take off my own. I really want to see if the women in the Jedi are really 36d."
As the fans talked, they were discussing taking off their clothes, and they were all dirty turtles!
Brother Tom looked at the barrage and was amused and crying, but heard No. 1's words: "Yes, I can't drive it, so you drive it!"
"This b-fitting... is simply!" Brother Tom also admired No. 1. He didn't drive a real car, so he said he couldn't drive it!
"Okay, you are the uncle, I am the driver, please get in the car!" Brother Tom controlled his character and walked to the cab and got in the car.
As Tom and No. 3 are no longer surprised by An Yi's behavior of opening the car door again and then closing the car door. After a few words, the fans continued to discuss whether to spend 98 yuan to create a female character and then take off their clothes and play...
"Wait for us to buy the hang on the first day, I will immediately build a female character's small account!" Many fans were determined to pay attention!
Boom... The jeep was instantly started by No. 2, and An Yi was surprised. Looking at the details carefully, I didn't find anything special, but the car was so weird that it was holed by the ground. The No. 2 person was stiff, but he was really stepping on the accelerator under his feet.
With a big turn, An Yi was so scared that he grabbed the handle by the car window with both hands and said dissatisfiedly: "The car is driving more steadily, I'm scared to death!"
"Uncle, you are really naughty! Even more naughty than Teacher Ma!" No. 3 continued to put on the magic-revised fairy tale town, and this sentence appeared at the same time.
After the car started to run away steadily, An Yi calmed down and asked No. 3 again: "Your song is a spoof, let me listen to the original version? And who is Teacher Ma? Why is he so naughty?"
"This... I'm eating chicken or sucking, there's nothing I don't know about Teacher Ma. Are you insulting my IQ? And we call you master. By the way, a certain master was a decent person during his lifetime and was very peaceful after his death... You don't know this meme?" No. 3 really twitched in front of the computer, and continued: "You haven't heard such a nice pop song in Fairy Tale Town? Don't you have a computer? Search for it yourself!"
"Uh... OK, but you still have to release the original version of the fairy tale town song. I'm too lazy to do it. You call me master? Which master is the metaphor?" An Yi was stunned for a moment and responded. He always felt that the two people he had come into contact with were very different from the past. He had never heard of some of his speaking styles, such as Pipi's Teacher Ma? Very famous? The chicken-eating industry and Lu Ai Lu are very famous? Lu Ai Lu, he knew that it was League of Legends, but Teacher Ma really had never heard of it!
The corners of No. 3's mouth twitched in front of the computer again. He found a problem, that is, his personality was deeply insulted by No. 1, which brought his IQ to a new low!
"I'm too lazy to do it on Baidu myself!" No. 3 was so angry that he hummed.
"Stop the car!" An Yi said in a dull tone. He didn't have such patience to No. 3 who didn't listen to him.
"What's wrong? You don't want to throw No. 3 down, right?" Brother Tom was also stunned when he heard this.
"Otherwise? I am number one. Those who follow me will prosper and defy me will perish!" An Yi responded domineeringly!
"Fuck...Brother, my uncle, I'm a wrong bird! Don't do this, take me into the circle, I'll give you the original fairy tale town version, and I'll give you a song about Jay Chou's thousands of miles away! And I can really stop, my blood bar is really bottoming out!" No. 3 immediately changed his mind and changed his face as fast as a fence-bearing man.
Through Tomco's live broadcast room, fans watched the jeep stop, the back row was opened, No. 3 was dragged out of the car, his hands were untied, and the characters resumed their original down-to-ground movements.
Anyi still put the large medical bag in her backpack on the ground, which means that after No. 2 pulls No. 3, let No. 3 take it by himself.
While in the car, An Yi tossed over this magical thing for a while. There was a ball of purple-black sticky thing inside, which was bitter and hard to swallow. However, when it entered the stomach, it made people feel refreshed immediately. An Yi knew that this was definitely a magical medicine. He was exploring whether he could make a big medicine package back to the real world. If it caused a sensation, it would cure all diseases, and then make a big profit and buy the most expensive bikini for his sister...
After all, beauties are used to appreciate, isn’t bikini the most intimate? (determination powder, detergent powder) (cover face)
This time, Tom Tsang didn't say anything, silently pulled No. 3. Seeing that No. 1 didn't move, he knew that he wanted to get No. 3.
An Yi looked carefully at the actions of No. 2 to treat No. 3 and was surprised to find a secret!
But at the same time, with a dong!, the sound was no matter how comfortable it was in the game or the number two and three in front of the computer, they all looked on, with guns from mufflers and bullets shot out!
Chapter completed!