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Chapter 1 Panda's Sassy Operation

What do ordinary people think after traveling to pandas?

Maybe I think even if pandas are heartthrobs, I still want to be a human being!

After Mu Lian was sure that he had traveled to the point where he became a panda a thousand years ago, he happened to see a beautiful celebrity doing a show in the zoo and sneak into the zoo.

"Tsk tsk... I met a celebrity who came to the zoo to do variety shows as soon as I traveled through time. I had to see how female celebrities changed their clothes!" Mu Lian muttered happily in his heart.

Mu Lian has no moral character in his previous life. He used to be a human being, so he had to talk about human rules. Now he became a panda and had to talk about panda rules!

Mu Lian skillfully opened the lock and opened the door and entered the room with the star locker room sign hanging, and rolled to the back of the sofa.

"Oh... so long and white legs! The lines are straight and smooth, it's so perfect. It's just a row of hanging clothes that blocks it..." Mu Lian sighed in his heart with his nose bleeding.

While looking, Mu Lian stretched out his claws and took a piece of fabric to wipe it on his nose. Unexpectedly, when he looked down, it was actually a woman's cover, and his nose was bleeding...

"Strange... It seems that there is a sound?" The person who was taking off his clothes paused for a moment, looked around but didn't see anyone starting to take off his clothes again.

Mu Lian's eyes rolled, rolled a few more times, and rolled into the middle of a pile of clothes.

Now the vision was not blocked, Mu Lian rubbed his furry paws excitedly and looked up...

"Oh... the beauty's waist is so thin, no wonder the King of Chu is so thin, it's really beautiful! The beauty's steamed bun..."

"Huh... Why don't the beauty have steamed buns? Airport?"

Mu Lian was wondering and muttering, but the beauty suddenly turned naked...

Then Mu Lian's vision was attacked by a big bird!

Mu Lian stayed for several minutes, and the "beauty" was dressed before Mu Lian came back to her soul!

"It's outrageous! I am here to see the beauty! You stinky man actually pretends to be a beauty!" Mu Lian spoke directly this time and scolded people.

But as soon as his voice came out, it turned into: "Yeah yeah..."

Duanmu Chun was startled when he heard the sudden sound. When he looked in the direction of the sound, he immediately widened his eyes!

"Bear...cat...cup..." Duanmu Chun blinked, and after confirming that he was right, he immediately stepped forward and looked at the panda and murmured: "It's really a panda cub, but I haven't heard of this zoo with panda cubs!"

Mu Lian cursed himself, but then he realized that what he was talking about was not human words. He was so angry that he kicked the stinky man directly.

Duanmu Chun saw the panda cub stretching out her short legs and seemed to want to walk, but she couldn't stand steadily and turned over and rolled around.

"So cute... It's worthy of being a panda. I, a person who doesn't like animals, have been so cute!" Duanmu Chun walked over and picked up the panda cub: "Didn't it hurt?"

Mu Lian: "Haha... I love you uncle!"

Mu Lian struggled to go to the ground, and he was going to find the female star's locker room.

But this stinky man insisted on letting go...

"Let me go! Otherwise I will get angry! Do you know that pandas are beasts? I will go down with one claw to save your life!"

Duanmu Chun looked at the panda cub who kept "yes, yes, yes" in his arms and asked in confusion: "Are you hungry? What should pandas eat? Bamboo? Milk?"

Duanmuchun felt that any cub should be fine to drink milk, so he took a bottle of milk from his bag and poured it into a clean bento box.

"Little dumpling, do you drink milk?" Duanmu Chun delivered the milk to the panda.

Mu Lian: "Team your uncle!"

However, in Mu Lian’s life, only food and beauties cannot be defeated!

Just think of this stinky man's mental compensation for him!

Mu Lian started drinking milk happily!

"So cute and well-behaved!" Duanmu Chun sighed.

"Be good, you uncle!" Mu Lian hummed while drinking milk.

Duanmu Chun touched the panda's ear and said, "It's time to be content to be able to get along with the panda for so long. Next, it's time to notify the relevant departments!"

Lulancheng Animal Management Association received an inexplicable call. Tian Lifeng, who answered the call, said with a funny look: "The boss just now, someone called and said that he found a panda cub in Xingxing Zoo. Are you funny?"

"Panda cubs? Lulancheng has no suitable place for wild pandas to live in. There is no zoo in Lulancheng that has pandas!" Qin Han frowned.

"That's it! You said how boring people are now! I've been teasing here for nothing. I just said to him!" Tian Lifeng curled his lips.

"Dingling..."

Tian Lifeng frowned and said, "Isn't it that crazy again?"

Tian Lifeng answered the phone and wanted to hang up when he heard it was the sound just now. But the person there said, "You don't believe that I can talk to you with video!"

Tian Lifeng scratched his head and gritted his teeth and reported his cell phone number.

Soon the phone rang, Tian Lifeng muttered, "I want to see which lunatic dares to trick me!"

Tian Lifeng pointed hard on the mobile phone screen, and the video call was connected...

Tian Lifeng looked at the only one pretty pretty young face on the screen of his phone, and he was furious: "You guy is looking for a slap!"

Duanmu Chun smiled and said, "Wait a minute, I'll adjust the camera position!"

After the camera moved down, a furry black and white dumpling appeared in the video. The black and white dumpling was drinking milk. That little look was so cute!

The wind in the field was stunned.

Qin Han, who was also staring at Tian Lifeng's mobile phone screen, walked over and picked up Tian Lifeng's mobile phone, staring at the black and white dumplings in the video.

After three seconds of silence, Qin Han shouted: "Tianlifeng, go drive and notify everyone to go to the Star Zoo in the suburbs of Lulan City."

After saying that, Qin Han said to his phone again: "You must keep a look at the panda now, don't let the panda run away, don't turn off the video call."

Duanmu Chun looked at the phone and smiled bitterly: "Little Tuanzi, we should part soon!"

Mu Lian rolled his eyes, I am a stinky man like you who can monopolize him?

Of course, I should live a life of being served by countless people!

Mu Lian was so calm. He had traveled through time since the future. I have never seen any scenes before?

He lived for eight hundred years in the future, and he was sometimes quite bored when he was a human being.

Since you have become a panda, just live your life!

Can you become a human again?

"Knock..."

"Brother Chun, the variety show is about to be recorded. Are you ready?" Xiaoxiao, the assistant of Duanmu Chun outside, asked.

Duanmu Chun said helplessly: "I encountered something, I'm afraid I can't record the show."

Xiaoxiao couldn't help but open the door and came in anxiously, "What happened to Brother Chun? Did someone take your position and the program team notify you to leave..."

As soon as Xiaoxiao finished speaking, she met a pair of ice blue eyes...

After a while, Xiaoxiao ran out: "Director, Brother Chun picked up a super cute panda cub. Brother Chun couldn't record the show!"

After hearing this, the director cursed: "I don't know if I find a reason to not record the show, and I don't know how to find a better reason, do I feel mentally retarded?"

Others in the program team: "Haha...snake sperm disease..."
Chapter completed!
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