Chapter 73: The Master of Vegetables
"It hurts, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
“Five, six, seven…”
"Shenglan, be gentle."
Zhu Yijing's wailing sounded throughout the Three Princes' Mansion, and even the neighbors far away could hear some howls. Zhu Yijing's acting skills became more and more skillful, but he was even harder than when he played in the last court.
You Shenglan is not bad either. Every time she raises the board, she exerts force at high speed. When she is about to touch Zhu Yijing's butt, the force behind her. Finally, the force on Zhu Yijing's butt is just a daily spanking feeling.
As a great guard, how could Enjing not know that You Shenglan was pretending to be a fake attack? But Zhu Yijing has been doing this for more than ten years. It can be said that His Majesty will instruct you to turn a blind eye and fool you. The beating and wailing are just to show off for the civil servants living nearby.
After all, since the Song Dynasty, all the residences of civil servants in court will be arranged in a position close to the palace. On the one hand, it will facilitate the emperor's summons, and on the other hand, it can greatly shorten the journey before going to court, which is considered as a benefit for civil servants without carriages. Therefore, even if there are no neighbors near Zhu Yijing's palace, as long as they are civil servants, it will be easy to do the show.
The butler, Lao Wang, was able to serve his master for so many years, only with his eyesight. He sent all his servants away early in the morning, for fear that there would be too many people and spread the news of fake beatings. He only kept himself near the main hall, and prepared to help You Shenglan back with him in a while.
With Enjing counting, the drama of the century finally ended, and Zhu Yijing was almost exhausted, and his voice was hoarse, which was caused by a quarter of an hour of wailing.
"Your Highness, Your Majesty has a second oral order, and you ask that you announce it after the fight is completed. Come and receive the order." After leaving enough rest for Zhu Yijing, Enjing slowly announced the second oral order.
Just as he said that, Enjing found that You Shenglan had kneeled down first, so she had no choice but to help her get up:
"General You asked me to get up. This oral order was only announced to the third prince. You don't have to kneel down.
Your Highness, Your Majesty's oral order is as follows:
Shuzi, these 30 boards today are just a little punishment. If you do such a bad thing from now on, I will arrest you and punish you to kneel down at the clan's house, and then confine you for half a lifetime. As for this confinement, it will be a week, and it will end in the evening in a week."
Although Empress Corning solved the problem today, if this matter is spread, she is not strict in discipline and has no way of teaching her children. The emperor's face is lost. It is already light to be confined to one week.
After reading the oral order, Enjing returned to the palace. After all, protecting the safety of Empress Corning was her important position.
"Oh, it hurts."
Zhu Yijing was also carried back into the house by You Shenglan and Lao Wang, and then jumped around when he returned to the house.
"What's this? I only left the gate for three days after half a month after leaving the palace. I will be locked in the palace the rest of the time. What's the difference between this and the palace?"
Seeing that there was no one else on the left and right, Zhu Yijing sighed to the sky.
"If you can calm down, this confinement will not happen. Remember not to be so reckless in the future. You not only represent yourself, but also represent the royal family."
"...Don't fiddle with that broken board. I'll light him as firewood if I have the chance."
Although he knew that he was indeed in the wrong place this time, Zhu Yijing still felt so angry that he looked at the Huanghuali board.
"This is something that Your Majesty gives to you. You will definitely protect him with your life. Your Majesty will not make any decisions about it."
You Shenglan is still finding a good place for this Huanghuali board to display. After all, the imperial gift of Your Majesty cannot be placed with ordinary things.
Seeing You Shenglan so determined, Zhu Yijing was too lazy to continue to get entangled. He returned to the bed in disappointment and began to think about how to escape from this "prison" called the Three Kings Mansion.
The second time I was confined, my life was naturally the same as the first time I was confined. I woke up and had dinner with You Shenglan, watched You Shenglan run, and rushed to the wall while You Shenglan was not paying attention. You Shenglan grabbed her and spanked her, and then had dinner with You Shenglan.
For those who don’t like the Four Books and Five Classics, the life of being locked up is always extremely boring, not to mention that there are no palace maids in this courtyard for him to tease him. As for bullying men and dominating women, Empress Corning is under the nose, not to mention that Zhu Yijing himself was not interested in it, just think about this kind of thing in a dream.
"Ah, it's so boring."
Seeing You Shenglan running around in the yard, Zhu Yijing once again complained that she was bored, while You Shenglan turned a deaf ear. She had been listening to such words for a week.
Just as You Shenglan ran to the farthest with her back to him, Zhu Yijing bounced up from the ground and ran straight towards the courtyard wall.
‘It’s almost here, it’s coming very close.’ This is the most successful time for Zhu Yijing, the closest time he is to the courtyard wall.
When I was about to reach the wall of the courtyard with my strength, I found that I was too excited and miscalculated the distance. This leap happened to fall in the corner.
"I'm careless!"
You Shenglan also immediately discovered Zhu Yijing's move to escape. Similarly, she did not expect Zhu Yijing to miscalculate the distance. She thought he was enough to escape from the courtyard wall, so she jumped hard and jumped out of the nearby wall.
You Shenglan, who had not seen Zhu Yijing's figure, hurriedly searched. When she ran to the base of the wall where Zhu Yijing jumped out, she saw two familiar faces and stood there. These two were not others.
It is the current emperor, Empress Corning and the personal guard Enjing, but now both of them are dressed as men, and their clothes are also in regular clothes, which is no different from ordinary people. They obviously came to visit privately on a private basis.
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"General You are training your skills?"
With six eyes facing each other, Enjing, who was still the guard, spoke first to relieve the embarrassment.
"The emperor You Shenglan met with Your Majesty and inadvertently offended Your Majesty and asked Your Majesty to forgive him. The emperor climbed over the wall to prevent the third prince from escaping, but he did not catch up with the third prince. It was because the emperor dereliction of duty. Please punish him."
You Shenglan also reacted and immediately knelt down and saluted.
"General You asked me to get up. This trip was a private visit, so I must not reveal my identity.
You said that the man was going to escape? He was really restless. He could go out in just one hour and had to disobey the will of the holy ones. It wasn't your fault. He usually had the possibility of success in his work. He must have been bothering you for a long time before, and he would definitely not be able to escape. Go and look for it quickly."
As a mother and son, Empress Corning is well aware of Zhu Yijing's style of conduct, so naturally she would not punish You Shenglan, but Empress Corning did not leave, but instead stood there.
"Shenglan, go to the inner wall to see, that man is afraid he hasn't escaped."
Enjing was sent nearby to search, but Empress Corning thought of another possibility and immediately asked You Shenglan to search.
"Your Majesty, the magistrate has found the third prince."
You Shenglan returned to the Third Prince's Mansion after hearing this. As soon as she landed, she saw Zhu Yijing smiling at her with an awkward look on her face.
"Take him out to me."
"Abide by the order."
Chapter completed!