Chapter 1067 Never seen such a stupid cultivator
"You need a son of luck?"
The fat man's face suddenly collapsed: "What would happen if it were someone else?"
“It’s hard to say.”
"It's hard to say?"
"Yes." Qin Yan nodded: "Some people have very minor consequences, some people will live worse than death, and some will even produce some more funny results."
"What is the funny result?" The fat man's expression was full of doubt.
"Yes, for example, your stomach will become very hungry and you won't be full no matter how much you eat until you feel like vomiting."
"What's this?" The fat man was stunned: "We are immortal cultivators, can't we fast?"
"Since you are poisoned, the fasting technique will naturally have no effect. You will always want to eat, and you will even swell yourself to death by accident."
The fat man was speechless, and the consequences were too inexplicable.
"what else?"
"For example, if you suddenly become smelly all over your body, it's like you haven't taken a bath for a hundred years. And the smell is not only smelled by others, but you can also smell it yourself. If you accidentally smell it, you will faint."
"When practicing, you may even get into a devil because of the stinky smell."
Fatty: "..."
The fat man was speechless.
I tried to speak but stopped several times.
Saying that you don't doubt is a lie.
He really wanted to ask the monk named Qin in front, is you kid teasing me? There is such a strange demon snake in the world, and after being bitten, it actually caused such consequences?
This is too speechless.
Unbelievable, but he seemed to have to believe it.
Then, after hesitating for a while, he spoke in a stutter: "What fellow Taoist said is true, did you not lie to me?"
"Believe it or not!" Qin Yan was too lazy to talk to the other party: "Do you think I am in such a good mood and talk nonsense with you here?"
"But Fellow Daoist Wei, I think your luck is really not good, so I still want to be blessed and prepare for the next tragic experience so as not to be at a loss at that time."
When the fat man heard Qin Yan's words, he was almost crying.
I felt so confused.
Can you speak? If you say a little nicer, you will die!
What does it mean that I am not lucky? Are you reminding me or deliberately harming me?
Resentment +1, +1...
The fat man was in a very depressed mood.
After finally forming a Nascent Soul, I thought I could be proud, but I never expected that I would encounter such a bad experience after having a meal.
"Brother Qin, don't scare me, then what should I do next?"
"It doesn't matter, it's just a bit unlucky. At most, I just drink a sip of water and stuff my teeth into my teeth. When I walk on the road, I don't think it's a big deal!"
Qin Yan suppressed the smile on his face, and the sound of the calm wind came into his ears.
The fat man was speechless.
Do you hear this sound?
Can you feel a little sympathetic?
This is really nothing to do with you, and you are hanging up.
Fellow Taoist, Mo Shen, is not the way to open it like this.
Seeing Qin Yan laughing happily, to be honest, the fat man really wanted to beat him.
But the problem is that it cannot be defeated.
If you do this yourself, you will only have a very sad result.
And he is not a fool, so he will certainly not do such things that will obviously suffer a big loss.
So there was no way, so I could only grit my teeth and endure it.
As the saying goes, it’s not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, but today I will record this matter myself.
Don’t say that fat people will repay their kindness with grudges, this is called one code to one code.
He naturally remembered Qin Yan's life-saving grace and his help.
But today's teasing and ridicule will not be forgotten, and this does not conflict!
I will not forget the other person's goodness, but I will also remember the jokes and ridicule of the past.
When you are invincible and look down on the spiritual world, you will definitely give him many genius treasures, and then give him some punishment...
How to punish?
He simply and rudely sealed his magic power and beat him up.
It was still allowed to eat dark food for three months.
Or...
The fat man suddenly felt that it was very difficult to choose.
There is no way. As a genius with a very high IQ, who can come up with seven or eight solutions at will when encountering things, but he has a difficult choice. The fat man feels that it is really difficult for him...
He was still thinking about it, and Qin Yan had already arrived at a place close by.
Then I heard the guy giggling stupidly.
As the saying goes, if you want to live a good life, you have to be on your head. Ah, no, once you encounter that unhappy thing, you must learn how to comfort yourself.
At this moment, the fat man suffered a series of blows, and he didn't want to be autistic, so he could only imagine in his heart that he was invincible in the spiritual world hundreds of years later, and he was invincible everywhere he went. Qin Yan called himself the eldest brother when he saw him, and at the same time he admitted his mistake and hugged his thighs.
When I think of the happy thing, I naturally couldn't help but giggle.
That expression was so naughty that it made people want to be slapped when they saw it.
But Qin Yan still held back.
After all, the other party is already unlucky and miserable enough. It is harmless to make a joke, but Qin Yan really can't do such a thing as adding harm to the wrongdoing!
Shaking his head, Qin Yan ignored the fat man and raised his right hand, and the storage bag of the demon cultivator fell into his palm.
But the next moment, Qin Yan's face changed and he threw it aside without hesitation.
It was a coincidence that the fat man woke up at this time.
So I happened to see Qin Yan waving his hand and throwing something out.
It's a storage bag!
The fat man couldn't help but widen his eyes.
There was no time to think about why Qin Yan threw away this precious thing.
There was a deep abyss before. Once the storage bag fell off the cliff, even if the cultivator had spiritual consciousness, it would be difficult to find it!
So he didn't have time to think about it anymore, and he rushed over without hesitation and grabbed the storage bag in his hand.
"Don't, stop quickly!"
Qin Yan was shocked. This rash guy really wanted money but didn't have his life.
If you want to stop it, there is no time.
I saw that the storage bag turned into a spider the size of a palm at a speed visible to the naked eye, and bit the fat man hard.
Qin Yan stroked his forehead with his hand, and he didn't know what to say when he encountered such an accident.
The fat man's face was hard to see.
At this moment, he finally woke up completely and understood what kind of stupid things he had done just now.
I am dead, this time I may really want my soul to return to the underworld!
"Brother Qin save me!" He felt sad and couldn't help crying loudly again.
And the next moment, I felt that my magic power was imprisoned by something.
The body cannot move.
Even flying in the air can't be done.
Chapter completed!