After talking about Guardiola, we should talk about Pique, 23-year-old Gerald Pique.

Since Zhuo Yang successfully led the line during the World Cup, Xiaojie has now fallen in love with Shakira and mixes oil. Anyone can see that Xiaojie really likes Shakira and is not at all false. However,

At the beginning, Zhuo Yang made a statement to Xiaojie: When you two get married, I will be considered a family member of my mother. Don’t make any trouble for me then.

Xiaojie often jokes that he is not a person with high IQ, but it can be said that he has a very good EQ, and this is exactly his purpose. It is better to hide his weakness than to show off his coincidence. Xiaojie is a person who can accomplish great things. Pique's heart

It is clear that Ganbo Sports City is like a station, with spring and autumn coming in an endless stream. Only those who have the value of communication and are willing to interact with themselves are worthy of attention. Others are just passers-by in life and football.

Xiaojie has a very high emotional intelligence and a long-term vision, so he is very good at using rules in football.

The 10-11 season has played 9 rounds of La Liga, and the brave Xiaojie received 4 yellow cards in these 9 rounds. Like Serie A, La Liga will automatically suspend the game, but the difference is that the yellow cards of La Liga will be compared with

The King's Cup is combined together statistics.

So, in the 10th round away game against Getafe, Xiaojie became interested, because Barcelona's next game will be the second leg of the Copa 1/32 with Ceuta Croatia. Ceuta is pure play

Soy sauce team, if you go up to a group of B teams, you will steadily destroy him. As long as you get yellow cards in the game against Getafe and save enough cumulative numbers, the automatic suspension will happen in the King's Cup of Rey in the same Ceuta.

Anyway, I won’t be able to play, so I just let the suspension be digested. How comfortable it is to be debt-free and light.

In this way, when the national derby with Real Madrid came after three rounds, Xiao Jie could fight his former teammate Cristiano Ronaldo in full health, and the strategic value is immeasurable. Therefore, at the Alfonso Perez Stadium, Jera

De Pique carefully prepared his 'yellow washing' plan.

In the 23rd minute, Alves made a cross from the side. Zhuo Yang got the ball at the penalty point without a shot at the first time, and then passed it to Villa who was in the position on the other side of the penalty area. The Huluwa was not greedy for me.

, He protected the ball and turned around and made a straight pass. Messi inserted the ball from behind the opponent's defender and easily pushed the ball against the opponent's goalkeeper. The football entered the net from the near post, 1:0.

Getafe is not a strong team. They ranked only one point higher than the relegation zone last season. For Barcelona, ​​who has cross-border strength, it seems natural to win them.

In the 30th minute, Zhuo Yang stood out against the sidelines, and received Alves' direct pass and passed the goalkeeper Cordina according to the old rules and then passed the empty goal. However, before he could celebrate, the referee blew the whistle and ordered Zhuo Yang to be punished.

The moment the ball was caught was offside.

From the slow motion, it is just a matter of slight minus minus, and it is actually reasonable to judge, but from the perspective of encouraging offense, this ball should be counted. Unfortunately, if you judge, it is a judgment and will not be changed.

Two minutes later, Messi made a straight pass in front of the penalty area, Villa made a cross from the penalty area, and Zhuo Yang pushed the ball to score again, but the linebacker indicated that Villa had offside when he got the ball. Two goals in two minutes were invalid, Zhuo Yang

I ran to the referee for a long time, but it was useless.

Another two minutes later, Huluwa finally made a close-range attempt under the escort of Zhuo Yang and Messi. There was no flaw in this goal, and it was impossible to offside from any angle. Barcelona led 2:0 away.

Pique felt that the score was enough, at least it was already holding against an opponent like Getafe. So, in the 40th minute, Getafe counterattacked, and Pique pulled Venezuelan striker Nicholas Miku.

The opponent's offense is not very threatening, so the purpose is to receive a yellow card.

The task is completed, and the next game will be automatically suspended and automatically cleared. At this moment, Pique felt very smart, and a proud heart rippled on his face and was filled with joy.

So, in the 50th minute of the second half, Zhuo Yang's goal was once again considered offside. After performing a hat trick of "the goal is invalid", Xiaojie came up gracefully to comfort him who jumped and jumped. After a long time of kind words, he persuaded him like

It's like coaxing my son.

In the 60th minute, Pedro came on as a substitute to replace Mascherano, Zhuo Yang returned to the midfield midfielder, and Bud did not start today.

The Sabers made a contribution when they came on the court. In the 63rd minute, Argentine defender Diaz and goalkeeper Cordina played back and forth, but it was said that the football changed direction when Messi's foot and landed in front of the Saber.

I picked up a goal for free. 3:0. The sword is so lucky that it makes Zhuo Yang so angry that he wants to beat someone, although he doesn't know who to beat him.

Two minutes later, Xiaojie's performance moment came. Getafe made a quick counterattack, and Miku, who had good speed, broke into the penalty area and smeared the Pu team. But he was not a wrist of Zhuomeroka after all, and he had been a bit of a wrist.

Big, when I catch up with football, I have already pressed on the bottom line, right next to the edge of the small penalty area.

At this angle, there is no chance to shoot. He is not Zhuomeroka, and the other players of Getafe didn't have time to encircle. Xiaojie, who came up, just stuck to the position and didn't let Miku break through forcibly, everything would be fine. Others want to shoot

What do you want to spread and do what you want? Please feel free to do, don’t worry about him if you want to die.

Miku had no choice. He was not Zhuomeroka. Seeing that the others from Barcelona were quickly approaching, they had no choice but to kick him. He didn't know what he wanted to do. Anyway, he just kicked the ball to the goal.

It was left to fate before.

Xiaojie is the number one beauty in the football world just selected by Mr. Football. As the saying goes: Be ugly, live long, be handsome, and grow old quickly. The 23-year-old most beautiful man in the world is now decaying.

As if he was 123 years old, he reached out and slapped the football down from the air.

At this moment, Zhuo Yang and all his Barcelona teammates opened their eyes and saw the idiot.

There is nothing to argue about in the two yellows turning into one red and adding penalty kicks. In the rules of La Liga, red cards are calculated separately, not counted in the King's Cup, and each is suspended. In other words, Xiao Jie is in the next King's Cup and

Ceuta will not suspend the game after a formality. The 11th round of the strong rival Villarreal will be Pique's imprisonment, and his previous four yellow cards are still alive.

Furthermore, if Xiaojie gets a yellow card in the 12th round of the game with Almeria after his comeback, he will be very happy to miss the 13th round of the national derby with Real Madrid, and Ronaldo becomes a wild camel.

I can only watch.

Barcelona teammates lined up to watch the brain-dead handsome Gerald see through everything Pique left the field, and then witnessed Valdes save Manu's penalty under Zhuo Yang's command, and then watched Albin succeed in shooting, 3

:1.

Zhuo Yang was so angry that he jumped around. He wanted to watch Manu's footsteps behind the arc to make gestures for Valdes. It was relatively far away from the penalty area, so naturally it was impossible to have time to fight for the landing point. This should be something else.

The life of the teammates. Alas, a bunch of unsuccessful things.

No wonder they are generally low-sized, and people are shorter and shorter, so they are born without an advantage in grabbing the spot.
Chapter completed!