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Chapter 31: Brother Chao, are you a monkey?

Chapter 31 Brother Chao, are you a monkey?

Deng Chao stood up with a proud look on his face, showing the most handsome smile he thought was, and opened his arms to welcome the two goddesses.

A gust of wind blew, and Brother Chao stood there stupidly, his hands were still wide open, but only leaves blew by the wind were left in front of him.

Where is the goddess?

The two goddesses rushed directly to Zhao Yongqi, each of them pulled one of his arms, with a little excitement on their faces, and said happily: "Hello, Brother Xiaoqi, we are all your fans, and we like your meteor shower the most."

"I will beat you to death, beat you to death. Do you still feel self-indulgent next time?" Chao Ge scolded himself fiercely and tried hard to practice fighting with his left and right. Then he lay on the ground in a protruding position and cried to Li Chen and the others: "Brothers, I'm sorry for you."

Cheng He came over and poked Deng Chao's butt with a small branch I found from somewhere, saying, "Brother Chao, are you a monkey? You can only find such reinforcements?"

Seeing Deng Chao making fun of it, Bby and other three girls laughed so hard that they were shaking.

He stretched out his slender finger and poked Liu Yan's arm. Bby said with a smile: "Sister Yan Yan, hurry up and comfort them, otherwise they will cry all over the Great Wall."

Liu Yan and Ma Su laughed again, then ran towards Deng Chao and others. At this moment, Deng Chao and the other five were standing in a row, like primary school students who were punishing them to stand, lowering their heads and kicking the ground neatly with their left foot back and forth.

"Brother Chao, I'll give you a hug, too." Liu Yan smiled and hugged Deng Chao gently.

"Oh oh oh." Deng Chao seemed to have taken the Popeye's POSE, his head swung back and forth, and shouted: "I feel like I have infinite power, where is spinach? Where is my spinach?"

Just when Deng Chao was having fun, Zhao Yongqi suddenly turned to the camera and said, "Actually, what Brother Chao and the others lacked is not spinach, but..."

Speaking of this, Zhao Yongqi took out a vitamin bottle from his pocket, held it to the camera, and let the four big words written on the sticker be clearly entered into the screen - specializing in treating funny people.

After staying for a few seconds, Zhao Yongqi raised the bottle of medicine to the left of his handsome face, raised his right hand and pointed to the bottle and said seriously: "Do you often make mistakes? Are you often called funny? Are you troubled? Are you actually having no medicine to cure? Now all this has become a thing of the past! From the research institute that has never heard of ten years of hard research and development, adding nutrients that cannot be understood at all, it was awarded the International ABCDE certification by the Wazha Island of Java.

Get hundreds of patents, a new generation of special medicine known as the gospel of the funny guy, specializing in treating funny guys, is officially released! Why do you frown? Do you think such a good medicine will definitely be very expensive? NONONO, such a magical medicine is only 5,000, not 10,000, as long as you can have it. From now on, say goodbye to funny guys and give you a normal world! Don’t doubt, don’t hesitate, pick up the phone now, call the ordering line and order immediately."

Speaking of this, Zhao Yongqi pulled Bby over and said with a bright smile: "Now, ordering, there is also a photo of the male and goddess! Pick up the phone quickly and order it now. Okay, now the phone is in... Congratulations to Brother Chao for becoming the first lucky one, and ordering five sets of funny numbers for himself and four good friends. Congratulations!"

"Hahaha..." The audience burst into laughter.

Bby, Liu Yan and Ma Su were already laughing so hard that they couldn't stand up. Even some cameras temporarily released the camera equipment they were holding, for fear that they would laugh too violently and affect the shaking of the picture.

He opened and closed his mouth several times, and finally spit out two words from his teeth: "Beat him!"

Facing the approaching Deng Chao and five others, Zhao Yongqi hid the small medicine bottle behind his back, then tilted his head, looked at the sky, whistled, and shook his hand gently, and flew out the small medicine bottle.

"Hehe, Brother Chao, Brother Chen, Brother Kai, Brother He, Brother Lan, the weather is good today." Zhao Yongqi looked at the five people with an innocent smile.

"It's specializing in treating funny guys, right?" Li Chen approached with a smile.

"We didn't take medicine, right?" Cheng He twisted his waist in a naughty way.

"I suddenly felt that I didn't want to eat it anymore." Zheng Kai looked serious.

"I want to beat someone up after eating too much." Royal Clan Lan made a boxing move.

"What are you talking about? Beat him!" With a command from Chao Ge, the five people rushed up. In just a few seconds, Zhao Yongqi was already thrown to the ground. Cheng He even relied on his fat body and could not move with his weight.

"Wait, wait! I have something to say." Zhao Yongqi raised his only moving left hand and shouted loudly.

"Say." Deng Chao replied domineeringly.

"First, no slap in the face. Second, no slap in the thousand-year-old killing is allowed." After Zhao Yongqi finished speaking in a righteous manner, he immediately showed a flattering smile, "Dear brothers, can you stop beating?"

"Beat him!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

...

After being ravaged by Deng Chao and others, Zhao Yongqi stood up with dusty support from Bby, who was so happy that he stood up.

He gently patted the dust on Zhao Yongqi's body, and Bby smiled full of smiles, but said with heartache: "You are stupid and don't admit it. If you provoke five of them at once, you can't stop you from being Superman."

"Haha, pay attention next time, I will provoke at most two." Zhao Yongqi touched the bridge of his nose and responded with a chuckling.

This scene was naturally faithfully recorded by the camera. It was full of warmth, filling every heart that saw the picture.

"Okay, everyone is ready now. Let's take a look at your arena first." Lu Hao held up the loudspeaker and called out the order. The red silk cloth covering the field was pulled away by the staff on both sides, revealing the true appearance of the field.

When everyone saw the venue, they couldn't help but take a breath of air conditioning.

"Oh, NO!" Deng Chao said with his head in his arms: "Is this acupressure plate, or a particularly perverted acupressure plate."

The stadium was roughly divided into three parts. The closest to everyone was a field about five meters wide and about twenty meters long. The entire field was covered with acupressure plates, and there was only a path about thirty centimeters wide in the middle, which was composed of normal small particle acupressure plates, and the sides were all demon-level small bamboo shoot acupressure plates with a protruding bulge of about two centimeters.

After crossing this area, there is a crooked snake-shaped acupressure plate with a width of about two meters, but there is a semicircular circle standing up every twenty centimeters. Judging from the curved length, the total length is about fifty meters. However, the acupressure plates in this area are all normal small particle acupressure plates.

Finally, there is a large inflatable castle more than four meters high. On this side close to everyone, you can see many handrails that can grasp the climbing, and a flag with a white snake pattern erected on the top.

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Chapter completed!
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