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Chapter 19, here comes a funny

There is a saying circulating on the streets now, "The children of Dugu Yun's family are good, and they don't want so many babies. I also think that we neighbors, we must find a good wife for this child when we have time!"

Moreover, our door has been almost broken these days! It’s not that we came to ask us for things, but that we came to give us things. They all got the treasures and came to my house with gifts to thank me!

Some of them were also led by their relatives’ girls to match. In short, I was so tired these days!

Half a year passed leisurely and broke the routine one morning. For this reason, I experienced some strange and mysterious things again!

"Where is Dugu Yan's family? Oh oh I know, thank you. Well, I have something small to ask Dugu Yan, right? OK, thank you!" An uncle who looks over 40 came to my house with a gift!

That day I was bored and prepared to go and spank Dunzi, but I didn't expect a knock on the door that almost killed me! Dongdongdongdong... I opened the door and saw a bald man looking around at the door, "Hello, is Dugu Yan's family here?"

I looked at this man with a sharp-mouthed cheek, and thought he didn't look like a good person, so I said impatiently, "Why are you looking for Dugu Yan? He went to our village to find a guy named Dunzi to spank him!"

After hearing this, this person looked at me and asked, "Spanking? What is spanking? Where is the Dunzi family you mentioned?"

"Oh, spanking is just going to hit Dunzi's ass." I looked at this person with a puzzled look on my face and said funny!

"Oh, I understand. Dunzi is Dunzi's son, right? Why is Dunzi so disobedient? He has such a powerful and kind father but he is disobedient! Alas... the children are really naughty nowadays! Come and take the things into the house first, and I will help Duguyan find the child!"

After saying that, the bald man left, "By the way, where did they go to spank?"                                                   

"Okay, okay, thank you. You are also Dugu Yan's son, right? You are such a good kid!" After saying that, the bald man walked towards Dunzi's house with a big swaying look! Oh, let me go, where is the funny guy from? Hahaha...

"Dugu Yan, you old grandson come out for me..." I opened the door and saw Dunzi standing angrily at the door. "Oh, what's wrong with this? Who is angry with our Dunzi? Let's go                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   

"Get out of bald, who is Dugu Yan's son? Dugu Yan went to hit his son Dunzi's butt? I, Cao, try another one!" After that, Dunzi rolled up his sleeves and was about to start fucking!

"Wait, what, you said a lot, why can't I understand? You're more normal and explain it first!" I looked at Dunzi and asked in confusion.

"You are so embarrassed? Tell me, did you get the bald man at our house? Is that your uncle? Oh my god, your uncle looks so ugly! Didn't he build it in the factory? Do I want me to get the furnace in the factory again?"

"Hahaha... Which funny guy really went to your house? If you didn't say it, I really forgot about it! By the way, what about the grandson? Why haven't you come back yet?"

Dunzi put it on the stone at the door and looked at me impatiently, "You first say that my grandson is not your uncle? He sat in my house and said he would not leave. He said he wanted to find Dugu Yan, and he also said Dugu Yan came to find his son Dunzi. I said I was Dunzi and he didn't believe me, so I said I would bring him here. He was a funny guy and said he just didn't come, saying that he had to see Dugu Yan before leaving.

You said that there was no one in this family and I couldn’t throw an outsider in our house, so I lied to him that Dugu Yan had gone to the back mountain, and Dunzi was also in the back mountain. They were spanking on the back mountain!"

"He left like this? The back mountain is not peaceful. Now it's dark, why haven't you come back yet?"

"Who knows! I guess your uncle was eaten by a wolf!" Dunzi walked towards our house while smoking. "I don't care. I'm having dinner at your house today."

"Yan'er, your uncle is here? What about?" My mother and my father walked out of the house and looked at me and asked, "No, mom, please go back to the house, Dunzi is careless!" After that, I took Dunzi to the house with him.

"Who brought this? Dunzi, come here, what else is this kid bringing? Your kid has grown up! Oh, hehe, what's this? Oh, Dunzi, where did you get so much money? You can still get two bottles of Moutai!"

When I saw the thing my dad was carrying, I immediately thought that this was brought by that funny guy. He was really rich. A whole piece of Greater China, two bottles of Moutai, and some fruits!

"What, I didn't bring anything! Oh, Xiaoyan, did you know that I was angry and bought it for me to be angry! Not bad."

I saw Dunzi grab the Great China with the line "Which bald man brought it? Don't touch it, I'll give it back to him later!"

"Which bald man is there? Are there customers at home?" My dad and my mom walked up to us and asked.

"Yeah, it's Xiaoyan's second uncle." Dunzi said angrily with annoyed look on me after snatching things from me.

My mother was also confused when she heard this, "Xiaoyan doesn't have a second uncle! We only have two uncles in our family!"

After hearing this, Dunzi said, "Auntie, maybe Xiaoyan went out and recognized her second uncle!"

"My grass, please try another one"

In this way, we had a happy meal and forgot about the bald man. When we were halfway through the meal, the door was knocked again.

My mother stood up and went to open the door, "Are you? Xiaoyan's father brought two steamed buns. A beggar came at the door." My mother turned around and shouted at my father.

"No, I'm not a beggar. I'm from Zhaojiagou and come to Dugu Yan for help! Is Dugu Yan back?" My mother looked at the untidy bald man and said, "Are you the one who came today?"

"Yeah, yes, I didn't see Dugu Yan today. Everyone said he went to the back mountain, but the back mountain here is too big. I didn't find it. Why didn't I come back from the back mountain now!"

When Dunzi and I saw my dad bringing two steamed buns, we followed him with a moment of confusion. "Oh, hey, you funny guy, came back from the back mountain. What's wrong? How could you beg for a beggar?" Dunzi asked at the bald man standing at the door!

"You, why are you here? You tricked me into the back mountain and made me suffer so much!" The bald man looked at Dunzi angrily and said, "Hey, hey, you don't believe me. I said I'm Dunzi, but you don't believe me, but how can you blame anyone if you don't believe me!" Dunzi also said angrily.

"Who made you look so different from that guy? Although I have never seen Dugu Yan, look at Dugu Yan's son who is white and pure, and then look at you look so sizzling..." Bald man explained seriously.

But I didn't expect that after hearing the bald man's words, Dunzi angrily went back to the house and picked up a stool and wanted to beat the bald man! He cursed, "You didn't see what you look like, why are you so slapped? He also said that I'm not good-looking, now I tell you that I look better than Pan An knows? I don't know how many young girls I have fascinated. Can you say that I am?"

I am so good as Pan An! I guess no one dares to use you when you carry your shoes to Pan An. In short, I don’t know how to praise either of them!

When my father saw it, he quickly stopped him, "What are you talking about? What are Dugu Yan's son? Dunzi, what are you doing? You are a guest by the door. How can you be so rude?" My father and my mother are both monks who are two years old and can't figure out what happened for a moment!
Chapter completed!
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